#bed egg

[tsukiodyssey]

#tsuki #sleeping time #bed egg #cama ovo #ovo #egg #egg month #easter #páscoa

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

#chickens #like buddy you are never going to actually make a profit #and if by some miracle you do #it's going to be VERY SMALL #Considering the money you put into building or buying a coop #plus feed and bedding and equipment (waterers feeders perches etc) costs #egg cartons and enrichment and gas to go get the feed #the cost you (personally) probably put into building the egg stand you mentioned #a 50lbs bag of feed will feed 12 adult chickens for 8 days #12 chickens generally lay 6-12 eggs per day #usually less in the fall and may even stop in winter #a 50lb bag of feed is usually $12-15 #and you wasted the first 6 months going eggless until they were old enough to lay #and that doesn't factor in oyster shell or anything else you may need to do for them #like worming or treating for coccidia or anything #and doesn't take into account your time #like asjh;dsfkgdh you really thought you were gonna make a buck doing this??? #wank for ts

[theacebard]

Can I have my kids back

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp eggs #qsmpfanart #current brainrot like i-- #i was going to work on fitmc fanart and then the eggs are GONE FROM THEIR BEDS #WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN #i also didnt know if i shouldve included richas' prosthetic in the shadow so he remains one legged OTL #this is gonna make no sense to any of my friends who dont follow qsmp but the brainrot must out #q!leonarda #q!pomme #q!dapper #q!ramon #q!richarlyson #q!chayanne #q!tallulah

[rinisdrawing]

cozy summer afternoons

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #fnaf ruin #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #glamrock freddy #gregory fnaf #fnaf gregory #vanessa fnaf #fnaf vanessa #3 star family #ever since it was confirmed that the 3 star family ending was canon i’ve been itching to draw these guys again #i wanted to set this sometime after sb and before ruin! #i imagine that theres peaceful moments where greg is making comics and fred is talking to him and ness is developing code for mxes #also for mobile users i’m terribly sorry if the quality is super bad.. this got compressed bc of how large of a canvas it was </3 #i tried encapsulating as much of gregory’s personality and interests as i could bc i rlly wanted this to feel like his room #(peep the lil mario and luigi statues above greg’s bed hehe) #and yes i did reuse the photo booth pic i drew a few months back.. just a personal lil easter egg :) #rin’s artchive

[0ann3]

So I have to draw something from my surroundings as an activity, and the reversible octopus plush was next to me-

#twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #chibi #doodle #I still remember that I put this plush on my wishlist since I do not know what to ask for during exchange gift #It just sits either on my bed or on the desk now #So when drawing it I went 'Oh right it's an octopus- #And you know who else is an octopus? Azul' #And then this happened KAJSHAKJSh #I'm so very sorry #I've drawn the octopus plushie for the 2nd time for this too #but it still looks more like an egg to me #It's probably the angle

[alienssstufff]

PLEASE TELL ME YOURE JOKING. IS JUANAFLIPPA REALLY DEAD⁉️

I WISH I WAS

MARIANA BROKE THE BED BY ACCIDENT IM CLOSE TO TEARS

#ngl lowkey (high key) mad -not at mariana but the fact that egg beds are so easy to break it was a mis click #on EASTER TOO- need lil Jesus to do smth

[shikai-the-storyteller]

A lot of people (including some QSMP members) are theorizing that the Eggs are evil or are being controlled by the Federation, but I disagree. Even if the Eggs are somehow acting as spies or agents of the Federation, I don't think it's willing and I don't think they know it. Why?

Because of Chayanne.

moti_otp on Twitter made a thread that compiled ALL of Chayanne and Richarlyson's signs from their conversation (Phil's May 3 VOD, Timestamp 3h 7m). Here's the transcript:

Richarlyson: How are you Chayanne?

Chayanne: I'M OKAY Richarlyson and you?

Richarlyson: I am great!! Happy to meet you but I am concerned about my dad's plans.

Chayanne: I'll ask you some questions is that ok?

Richarlyson: Sure :D

Chayanne: What are your dad's plans?

Richarlyson: They plan on building the biggest favela in the server :D

Starts innocently enough, right? Chayanne knows Forever is one of Richarlyson's dads, and he knows Forever is interested (a little too interested) in Phil, so it's normal that he wants more information.

But then it takes a turn.

Chayanne: Where do you come from?

[No response is given]

Chayanne: How many people do you know on this island?

Richarlyson: Uncle Fit, Roier, and Foolish Bobby and Leo and now you

Chayanne: Do you want to hurt anyone?

Richarlyson: Just bulls they broke my egg rights

[Context: they lost their first life to a bull]

Chayanne: Why I never saw you before?

Richarlyson: There was not enough Brazilian aura (the ship was late bc don't know how to drive boats)

Chayanne: How long have you been here?

[No response is given]

There are a few things we need to keep in mind here: Richardlyson isn't one of the original eggs. Like Tallulah, he conveniently happened to show up right when a new Egg was needed... but his appearance was a little too convenient.

Chayanne: give me 3 reasons why I should trust you

Richarlyson: I have style :D

Chayanne: Should I keep an eye on your dad? Did someone else arrive with you? Or are you alone?

Richarlyson: I… maybe!! But if he gets mad he would probably try to take down any mountain nearby he is dangerous for the nature

Unlike some of the other Eggs on the server who (canonically) only know a little bit about what's going on (either through osmosis, overhearing things, or getting information directly from their parents), Chayanne knows more about what's going on on the Island than most for one simple reason: Phil trusts him.

Any information Phil learns, he tells Chayanne. At first I was a little worried, but as time goes on, it seems more and more like Phil had the right idea. He wants Chayanne to be careful and be prepared for the worst, especially since Chayanne only has 1 life left ("Living Hardcore mode"), and Chayanne has taken this to heart.

A lot's going on right now and everyone's a little big suspicious, but I think Chayanne has proven where his loyalties lie.

Bonus:

Chayanne: Why does your dad wants to date my dad?

Richarlyson: I think… 2 things 1. He's a bit*h 2. He is crazy

Chayanne: My dad is happy married to my dad Missa thank you

Richarlyson: He is cheating.

#QSMP #Chayanne #Philza #Phil #QSMP Eggs #QSMP Talk #i talk #ANNNND NOW ITS TIME FOR BED #wanted to get this one out though after I saw that thread

[l3irdl3rain]

Can you see his dome shaped skull?

#like dome shaped to the point I can’t stop touching it and calling it his egg #my post #John #also in this picture he is so happy and purring bc he is in bed

[glowsticcc]

i miss my babies bring them home

#qsmp #qsmp eggs #my reasons for living #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp leonarda #qsmp ramon #qsmp dapper #qsmp pomme #every day i’m just waiting for them to come back #it helps get me out of bed in the morning

[klanced]

when adam met 11yo keith he immediately knew that keith was gay and was like i have GOT to support this kid!! (runs into traffic) meanwhile shiro spent years operating under the assumption that keith had like a gender thing going on

#do you see my vision #voltron #shiro #keith #adashi #people are like 'haha voltron renaissance!! klance 4ever!!' meanwhile i'm still stuck in the adashi mines #shiro wasn't entirely wrong but adam was more right. #i like to imagine young adult adam and shiro are going to bed and adam is like 'we need to talk about keith.' #shiro (immediately): don't listen to iverson that guy has it out for keith. #adam: no that's- it's really cute how you always immediately have keith's back. but no i'm talking about supporting keith as he grows up #adam: because i think keith is like Us. if you get my meaning. #shiro: huh.. (oh!! Gender.) i wasn't sure if i should bring it up but yeah i've noticed a couple things.. what's our game plan? #adam: (giving a heartfelt speech about making sure keith always feels loved and cherished) #shiro: (earnestly listens but also in the back of his mind he's planning on how to casually introduce gender-neutral pronouns to keith) #adam is waiting with bated breath for keith to bring a boy home meanwhile shiro is like geez this egg is taking a while to crack... #shitpost #wait this post makes more sense if you buy into my other vision which is that shiro is transgender. always assume im writing trans shiro.

[digoload]

quick doodle based on their tweet. life will go on, fellas <3

#qsmp fanart #qsmp #qsmp eggs #qsmp sunny #qsmp dapper #dapper the egg #sunnysideup #sunny the egg #my art #sunnysideup the egg #sunnysideup fanart #dapper fanart #just a quick doodle. gotta go to bed now as i have class tomorrow #everything ends eventually. even sadness

[finnitesimal]

CHAYANNE PISSA CAPTAIN NUMERO UNO 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

#me when im an egg and the first night they took me home all my two dads did was #1. farm 2. fight monsters 3. teach me music and cooking 4. call each other pet names and sleep in the same bed #itd shape me as a person too #pissa #ALL RISE FOR YOUR FUCKING CAPTAIN!!!!!!!! WE WOULDNT BE HERE WITHOUT HIM #qsmp chayanne #do you think nussa briefs the other admins. if you play chayanne i need you to convey that he believesin his parents' marriage SO much

[dendixia]

The most cursed theory ever. Empanada, Sunny and Pepito came after Slimeriana triple sex. I'll let you connect the dots.

#qsmp #den talkies #sorrey :P #well im goin to bed i love the new eggs <3 #suggestive #?????? i fucking guess #well i suppose this is on par with what was goin on in this tag earlier GETS HIT

[becca-e-barnes]

I think too much in real life to fully let myself enjoy some activities so I'm going to live vicariously through the characters I write 🙃

He's here for pleasure. You're not under any illusion about his intentions. Sure, he'll let you snuggle up beside him afterwards, playing with the little soft curls on his chest. He'll kiss your forehead and smooth your hair and you'll laugh together about the silliest things but it's no secret that it's the sex that keeps him coming back.

Secretly, it's exactly what you need too. It works well for both of you. You get someone who has the confidence and experience to show you things you didn't even think you'd be into and you get to simply enjoy the way he gets off on pleasuring you. There's no need to feel shy around a man who's told you his secret filthy fantasies.

"What's one thing you've always wanted to do but have never had a chance to?" You probe one evening, taking your necklace off and placing it on the bedside table, well aware he's probably wearing more of your lipgloss that you are after the way he greeted you at the hotel room door.

You hop onto the bed to take your shoes off, enjoying how the mattress bounces you slightly.

He doesn't answer right away, pouring two glasses of a sweet, chilled Riesling before handing one to you. You take a sip, trying not to put him under pressure but the time he's taking to consider your question makes you even more curious.

"If I tell you, I'd like you to try it with me. So how badly do you want to know?" He stands in front of you and places the glass to his lips and in that moment, you couldn't want anything more than you want to fulfil a fantasy for him. You want to be something he's never had and offer him opportunities to enjoy your body that he might never have again.

"Tell me. We'll do it." You hardly even have to think about it.

"I'd like to lick you. All of you. Run my tongue all over your body. Find what makes you shiver. Find what makes you moan. Find the places that are so ticklish you need me to stop. I want to lick all the places you've never been licked before. If you'll let me." He really could make anything sound appealing.

Excitement fizzles in your core and a real desperation begins to build. Just being around this man makes you wet so you can't help the fact you're ready for him already.

"If that's what you want to do, I'll let you." If you're honest with yourself, you'd probably agree no matter what he asked for. You trust him enough to know he won't take you further than you're comfortable with.

~~~

You knew what you were signing up for but you didn't think it'd feel like this. Why the hell haven't you tried this before?

He's kneeling at the end of the bed, stroking his cock while his hot, wet, stiff tongue flicks gently against your asshole and there's no denying how much you're enjoying the pressure there. You couldn't hide it if you tried. You're so wet, you're practically dripping and it only spurs him on. It's intimate in a way you don't think you'll ever recover from while being one of the most erotic things you think he's ever done. There's nothing to be embarrassed about it when it's clear he's enjoying it just as much as you are. Maybe more.

The way you're gripping his hair has you wondering whether the strain on his tongue or his neck will overwhelm him first but he shows no signs of relenting. That is until he stands up, already looking delightfully over-pleasured and sinks his cock into your fluttering, neglected cunt without a word.

If he goes too fast it's all over and he knows it but he can't resist holding both of your ankles, watching you while he places open mouthed kisses to the soles of your feet, thrusting into you with slow, calculated strokes.

#becca writes spice #becca's thots #dbf!bucky #dads best friend! bucky #I just want to get some of my personal needs out before I go back to writing requests #I have a couple more fantasies that I can't shake so I'll have to write those soon #I had an assignment due this afternoon and oh boy #Leaving it to 9pm last night before I got started was a plan that I knew would suck #but I was in my second job all last week and couldn't be bothered starting any earlier than that #so I worked from home today to tackle the sleepies #and I spent all day working from bed with an Easter egg so like... pretty good Monday #tw: alcohol mention #tw: alcohol #can you tell I've been to one single wine tasting event 💅🏻

[istadris]

Yeah Luigi finding out the hard way that Koopas can put eggs in humans is a cool fic trope and I love it, but where are the fics with Luigi having a one night stand with Bowser, not thinking more of it, then several months later the big guy shows up in Toadtown with an egg in tow and storms the Bros' breakfast, being FURIOUS, and that's how Luigi learns about weird Koopa reproduction ?

Bowser rambles about how Luigi apparently had ticked very specific requirements for reproductive sex that seem completely random to Luigi, meanwhile Mario is sitting here finishing his breakfast and piping with "Wait, Bowser laid an egg ?

#super mario bros #bowuigi #miscellaneous mario madness #Bowser : you coulda told me your bed was heated and scented with lavender!! #Luigi: what does it have to do with egg laying ?? #Bowser: don't humans do tha... #both bros : NO !!!!!! #Bowser learns about how human reproduction works and he's appalled at how easily it can happen

[eggsploded]

spicelantern HD remaster

#do you trust him. i trust him. id shake his hand. im gonna shake his hand guys. #boy it sure smells fragrant in here... like the flowers of my youth.. im so tired... i think ill just.. head home to my old house #up the wooden stairs to my bedroom where my backpack for school lay.. my bed- yes my bed. the imprint of my body still dents the mattress. #my tears of bad days past are laced in the foam and metal springs. #it smells so good in here. im so tired. mom.. im going to bed. im just tired. the flowers are in bloom. im just going to sleep. #(i get staggered and explode into meat bits) #anyway #egg art #limbus company #yi sang #gregor #gregor lcb #spicebush yi sang #lantern gregor #gregsang #edit: color adjusting