#birdsquirrel

[willowcrowned]

this is my neighbors' cat. he comes to my house and yells until someone goes outside to pet him. his way of expressing that you have pet him enough is to grab your hand with his claws out and bite it. i'm working on teaching him manners, but it's slow going.

oh he's beautiful

#i'm not even really an animal person but that is an exceedingly handsome cat #birdsquirrel #keep me company while i write

[cuddlytogas]

hey it is (/was just) your birthday, right? Hap Birf!

it is/was just (depending on your time zone)! thank uuuu <333

#asks #birdsquirrel #i'm not entirely certain how you know it but. XD #well done on your memory / note taking skills

[aprillikesthings]

Farewell Sweet Crabs 👋 🦀

When I remember my crab friends I'll think of:

drawn butter and a squirt of lemon juice

#time for crab #LOL this post was automated #I don't eat crab!!! #they were fun friends for that day #thanks birdsquirrel #I didn't take a screenshot but at one point I made my app NIGH UNUSABLE and I couldn't stop laughing

[balasora]

Watch "Leaves on Ravioli" on YouTube

[sleepylion]

Watch "Leaves on Ravioli" on YouTube

[birdsquirrel]

I posted 13,021 times in 2022

85 posts created (1%)

12,936 posts reblogged (99%)

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I tagged 717 of my posts in 2022

#spoilers - 174 posts

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#ofmd - 162 posts

#goncharov - 41 posts

#unreality - 36 posts

#do revenge spoilers - 17 posts

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#encanto - 10 posts

#the batman spoilers - 7 posts

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Longest Tag: 98 characters

#also did you know you can easily type an interrobang on android by holding down the question mark‽

I sent 2 gifts in 2022

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

rabbits rabbits rabbits rabbits

7 notes - Posted December 9, 2022

#4

that thing in fiction where a character dies and comes back

and they don't come back "wrong", like they're not evil now

but they're Different. maybe the goal that defined their life before seems meaningless now. maybe they've lost old fears and gained new ones. maybe their friends can't predict how they'll react to things anymore.

that's good fuckin shit

8 notes - Posted May 10, 2022

#3

sometimes, as an act of love, you tell your cat he has stinky fish breath, even though you're the one who chose to give him seafood cat food

27 notes - Posted February 5, 2022

#2

just found out that there's a character in official dnd material named birdsquirrel and the activity book that features them came out in 2019, well after i started using this handle

it's probably a coincidence, but i like to think that my gremlin behavior inspired this

151 notes - Posted April 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

may i have your attention for one moment please?

my cat, Zaphod, is very orange and handsome. he's a bit of jerk, but that is allowable on account of his being a cat.

that is all. thank you and enjoy your scrolling.

310 notes - Posted October 25, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #[looks at the 13k+ posts I made] haha memtal illmess

[petmemorialgift]

The trembling hands of wandering hearts

#cat #cat memorial gifts #black cat #cat memorial gift #cat memorial #self care #cute #cute animals #cute pets #cute bugs #cute doll #cute girls #birdsquirrel #lol #kitty #Kitten #QUARANTINE ENTERTAINMENT #beauty #Bear bear #beautiful #COVID-19 #cool #color #Stray animals #animal #animal cute #best anime #animals #anime gif #photo

[homefryboy]

once I drew newton in art class and someone thought it was peter griffin

#boys art #og post byyy #birdsquirrel #comic #doodles #sym bionic titan #ilana #lance #octus #corus #manus #tashy 497

[disregardcanon]

i was thinking of funny full names for cal kestis a while ago (read: calcifer) and @birdsquirrel suggested that his name should be caleb and that the reason that there’s so many calebs about that age in the galaxy is because of a famous holovid star. 

now i’m imaging a galaxy full of dudes about ahsoka tano’s age named caleb and all trying to distance themselves from it because he was a teenage heartthrob and that’s just emBARASSING. the only good thing to come from order 66 is that kanan got to yeet the name caleb as far away from his as possible XD 

#swr #kanan jarrus #cal kestis #jfo #sw headcanons #birdsquirrel

[gallusrostromegalus]

if you've got a couple weeks til planting, you could play a fun game of trying to find enough warm days in a row for bean or radish sprouts! 😄

The real issue is that it’s still at or below freezing at night even on the nice days lol.  It won’t reliably be over 40 at night until May, so for now I’m filling the bird feeders to feed the singbirds and, indirectly, the Cooper’s Hawks.It’s going to snow tomorrow but after that I’m also spending time writing out on the porch to get some change of pace.

#birdsquirrel

[suzukiblu]

@birdsquirrel: have you had enough sleep? water? physical activity?

Slept like a baby, just drank the better part of a glass of water, and worked this morning. So . . . yes, yes, and yes. Sooo really no idea what my brain’s fussed about, tbh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

#rintalk #birdsquirrel

[willowcrowned]

hello, I had a dream last night where I read a long meta by you on "what if a member of the disaster lineage was less actually insane and more just really annoying on purpose?"

I don't remember much beyond that, just that you never specified an exact member of the disaster lineage, and you described them as "charging a massive consultant's fee for the privilege of being annoyed by them."

“charging a massive consultant’s fee for the privilege of being annoyed by them” how dare dream-me come up with better lines than real me

#that’s so funny though #bizarre to think I in my blogger capacity have shown up in someone’s dream #but VERY on brand #asks #birdsquirrel

[cuddlytogas]

#Hamlet #ask #birdsquirrel #SDKLJGHSLDKJFNSDLKJFDNLAKFJSD THANKS BRO XDD #i looked up the article. fuckin. beautiful stuff. XD

[aprillikesthings]

happy birthday 🎉🎉🎉

thank youuuuuuu

#I'm 41! #birdsquirrel

[notbecauseofvictories]

Lygerastia, Padme/Vader

lygerastia — the condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out. 

Padmé lies back and thinks of the Republic. 

The Republic is dead and she is being fucked by its murderer, but still she prostrates herself. Has her ladies paint her mouth, convinces her dressers to keep churning out diaphanous silks and over-complicated stitching of brocade. She is the loveliest thing in the brand-new Empire, and both Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine have informed her of this much. They even signed their transmissions saying so, with their new and terrible, rotting names. And despite these indignities, still, Padmé lets him come to her. The armor is not conducive to tenderness, but still she—

Sometimes she wonders what that child, Queen Amidala, must think, watching her own self go boneless and needy, opening her thighs to a man (though he is more plasticine than man these days) who is the Galactic Emperor’s right hand. She thinks about what that conversation might be like: a flaming, furious girl, pushing back against an awful and unstinting reality.

(And the woman,Padmé thinks a moment later, unapologetic. Or if not unapologetic, then at least not ashamed of the sacrifices she must make to reality. Bail Organa and Mon Mothma lead the rebellion; Naboo is under siege; it seems a little thing forPadmé to continue fucking the Emperor’s enforcer in the hope that he will let something slip, or, out of affection, give her room to run, and leak secrets to her true friends.)

“I wish,” Padmé would say to that girl who knew only Naboo and war, and nothing that would come after. “I do, I do wish it had all worked out. That Anakin—and Obi-Wan—”

“Weak,” that child would say, her dark eyes hard and her lip curling as she looked at—what had once beenPadmé Amidala fucking Anakin Skywalker, and  it was was now something else entirely. A dynamic that was all power and domination, versus politics, versus submission. A hope. (Taken together, they—)

“Yes,” Padmé says, carefully. She is not certain whether to tell Darth Vader she knows—that he is her husband, that in his own twisted way he loves her, even as he fucks with plasticine and a new name between her thighs. “I know.”

(He is,Padmé thinks traitorously, so warm)

#birdsquirrel #this is...........a VERY good prompt and I enjoyed writing it very much #the warry stars #star wars #adherents of the repeated meme

[carwashsupremacy]

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#has this been done yet #sincerely three #dear evan hansen #deh #Jared Kleinman #Evan Hansen #Connor Murphy #ot3 #every ot3 has these 3 important roles: #birdsquirrel