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[aprillikesthings]

Farewell Sweet Crabs 👋 🦀

When I remember my crab friends I'll think of:

drawn butter and a squirt of lemon juice

#time for crab #LOL this post was automated #I don't eat crab!!! #they were fun friends for that day #thanks birdsquirrel #I didn't take a screenshot but at one point I made my app NIGH UNUSABLE and I couldn't stop laughing

[self-spaghettification]

they/themavos real

#the dragon prince #lgbt #aaravos #i know tumblr hates chat ai but personally i enjoy it it amuses me #im also going into computer science so like #u can view me as The Enemy if you want ig #but #idk personally i feel yeah #publishing ai writing for a profit anywhere is totally wrong #and underpaying/overworking workers #but being a little silly and goofy with the chat bots #without feeding it anyone else’s writing #that’s coolio #yk basically there are lines that shouldn’t be crossed #it’s like any sort of technological advancement. it can be used for good but also to cause harm in the wrong hands. arcane tv series moment #but you can’t deny the advance it doesn’t rlly care if you do or not lmao #unsolicited rant yk but here u go #self spaghettification #😘 #original post #tag rant #it’s a tool. like anything else #it’s good not to become too reliant on it though #its a tool with a lot of possibility :) #i do have some of that guilt going into cs like am i selling my soul to the devil?…. i mean maybe #but also automating things is nice. making advancements is nice #so yk. ultimately i think it’s best to be a well rounded person with both scientific and humanitarian intent in mind #and im open about basically every facet of myself good or bad lol

[scionshtola]

it is so hard for me not to post every single thought i have on here the moment i have it

#if you think i post a lot (i do) you should see my drafts alkdsfj #A RECAP: i loaded in cori's mom and dad earlier and it made me so sad i was on the brink of retconning cori's entire bg so #that their dad is still alive :( #i did zot as gnb and it was going so well i was about to compliment urianger on here and then he let me die twice to the mob right before #the final boss. rude. also estinien is the only one who actually follows me when i keep running lol #i dont think bard is going to be canon for cori but the deepshadow crossbow IS and i think they would use their aetherotransformer with it #like they do with their multitool/automated crossbow #also im thinking about giving cori back their summoning ability before DT bc im impatient and i feel bad for them :( #but i want them to be primarily mch for DT. but im tired of making them suffer its been almost a YEAR (for me) i want them to be happy agai #and now im going to go take a shower and hopefully write a little bit before i go to bed. BEFORE MIDNIGHT #okay. im free. sorry to everyone who followed me for that corishtola photoset and now have to deal with me akdjfa #i need a text post tag

[daily-keyboardsmasher]

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#this is beautiful #I had so much fun with this one #there is an ihop in here somewhere #ending is pretty strong too #welcome to the 1900s! #it’s surreal thinking on it like #the last 100 days of the 1000s???? r u kidding this is wild #there’s a lot of new people I feel like #I appreciate all of you #and all the OGs as well of course #reflection moment: I feel like it’s much easier to post now than a while back #I’ve got into the habit of it I guess #to where it’s like an automated part of my day (in normal circumstances) #this account is a little part of my soul :) #much love #I’ve enjoyed journeying with you all to no certain endpoint #and I will for as long as I am able #let us go on then #dailykeyboardsmashes #meme #memes #shitpost #shitposts #my milestone posts have definitely changed over the course of this account lol #I’ve written the essays on the earlier posts #and I feel like I’ve expressed what I needed there #so now I am just chillin #less grandly but just as much feeling #I am happy I am content #and I hope y’all are too

[askthemascots]

fifth ATM ask's lineart is done. itll either be uploaded in a few hours or a few days depending on how bad my attention span is

i pinkie promise i havent given up on this askblog yet

#not automated teller machine #sorry for taking so long LOL #fuck #sorry i have to put the fuck tag in every one of my posts. i dont know why #hes my son now #hes welcome here #fuck you

[spiritofjustice]

It’s always wild when you try to talk to customers and you just get stonewalled. Some lady was buying Night of the Living Rez and I was like “oh I love native lit! I really wanna read this one!” and she basically ignored me. Also ignored me when I asked if she reads Native lit a lot. Sorry for being interested in the book you bought lol

#psy's no punctuation posts #she mumbled something at me at some point but man she seemed so pissed at me for talking lol #if you don’t want to talk you’re welcome to order stuff online and not interact with others. #i don’t need people to match my enthusiasm but the least you can do is be polite yknow #i don’t think that’s much to ask #don’t have to really talk. I’ll even take one word answers over that #i don’t know what’s worse. that or the customers who talk to you like you’re an automated system #had a guy come in and was like ‘RETURN’ at me. dawg I’m a person

[3gremlins]

i like how linkedin feels the need to email me perpetually about "job openings in my field" and whenever i bother to click on the link (rarely, mostly out of boredom) it says "zero" XD

and you wonder why nobody likes you, linkedin...

#i feel like they're trolling accidentally b/c im pretty sure it's automated #also i've never gotten a legit job offer in any of my “fields” on linkedin lol #text post #you'd think they could at least fix the auto emails to not send when there is literally nothing tho

[maxtothemax]

It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr Maximum Rideblr 🥳

#rip i made that other post before i realized there was an automated blogaversary thing lol #5 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone #they speak

[danothan]

Sorry I'm kinda new to tumblr, what does the "queue trash mattress fire" tag mean¿ qwq

some blogs have specific tags for posts they’ve queued, you’ll find that the most common ones (besides #queue or #q) are puns pertaining to op’s interests. the reference in my case is the song blue trash mattress fire by sleigh bells, one of my fav bands :]

also welcome to tumblr!

#danbles #as for WHY ppl have queue tags #it’s mostly nonsense i think #just to let ppl know that your post is automated rather than when you’re active #so no one thinks you’re online #but idc bc i schedule posts to lie abt when i’m active anyway LOL i just rly wanted to reference one of my fav songs

[nagmaskarangungo]

🎉🎉🎊🎇🎆 WAHOOO 🎆🎇🎊🎉🎉

IM FUCKING BACK OMG!??!?!!?!??!??!?

thank you [tumblr] but also PESTENG YAWA NIMO [tumblr]

#so what happened was that my account got RANDOMLY TERMINATED LOL (how fun 🙃!!! /s) #i'm not gonna regale you the whole story of last week (yet) #(bc i've been TRYING to do that here on the tags but [tumblr] keeps on lagging on me & kept making me accidentally backspace every tag) #so here's the summery of what happened to me for the past week (contradicting what i said two tags earlier but w/e): #got banhammered by mistake #naively wasted time ''''contacting'''' support (I mean that's what they put in the suspension screen so you know) #the next day found the account recovery thing on [tumblr]'s help page #proceeded to NOT look up on what to do & sent two tickets TWICE 🤦🏻‍♀️ #later found a tumblrina's actually helpful advice post & found out that all that didn't matter bc #a) it's the weekend for support team so good luck with those automated emails that wont do shit bc #b) my waking hours are closed hours for them & they're open around when i'd go to sleep AND #c) since i've now sent those two tickets (should've been one) i now have to wait about a WEEK just in case they got them but #d) if i'm still terminated after the week. THEN i can send another ticket #so i had to make myself be busy with anything else that's not [tumblr] for a week #during which time i set up alarms for yesterday evening to send a ticket later that night #so the week passed & it was yesterday evening #i was SO READY to do what i planned to do that night #you know what happened? I SLEPT THROUGH THE ALARMS & NEARLY THE ENTIRE NIGHT 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤬🙃😵‍💫 #i was LUCKY i woke up at around 4 AND immediately remembered ''OH SHIT THE COMPLAINT!!!'' #so i sent it #& as soon as i ooened yt to wait an email was sent #thought it was another automated email so i opened it #but iT WAS AN ACTUAL EMAIL TELLING ME MY ACCOUNT' S BEEN REINSTATED WOOHOO!!!!! 🎉🎊💥🎊🎇😭😭😭😭😭😭 #so now I'm back. back from [tumblr] suspension limbo #& EEWWW WHAT'S THIS TUMBLR LIVE SHIT GET THAT OUT OF MY FACE #*proceeds to snooze tumblr live for the week* thank goodness they're gone #kinda funny though since last week when i got back here (before the termination) one of the things on my dash was the whole poll bonanza #(& vanilla extract or whatever) #anyways i can now go back to soaking up the unhinged vibes of this wretched place (affectionate) #babble on the tower

[haikyuusbookclub]

Week #6 of Haikyuu Book Club

This week we will be reading chapters 318-322.

Reading: Monday - Thursday (10/17 - 10/20)

Posting: Friday - Sunday (10/21 - 10/23)

Share your thoughts with the community using the Hashtags #HaikyuuBookClub and #HaikyuuBookClubWeek_ (insert number).

For more info, check our pinned post or send us an ask.

Let’s get reading! :)

#HaikyuuBookClub #HaikyuuBookClubWeek6 #is there a way to automate these? #lol #admin post

[arolesbianism]

Starting a new oni save that's not a rime colony for the first time in forever and I am in agony how do y'all live like this (shaking and crying as it is forced to enter a mildly warm area for drekos)

#rat rambles #oni posting #also makes guiser taming more annoying but its ok I can manage #my main goal for this playthrough is to make more use of automation and spoms #my last one isnt necessarily being completely abandoned I just wanted to try getting off of rime for a bit #I miss the hypothermia pop ups every five seconds but on the bright side I dont have to worry abt my water supply freezing #Im also trying some other new things and just trying to be more ambitious in general #I managed to force myself to upgrade my bathrooms within the first 50 cycles are you proud of me #I also am making better use of hydro whatever farm plots for my obligatory bristleberry farm #thoroughly enjoying the lessened dupe labor even if it puts a bit more pressure on my initial water supply #I do have a steam vent and a salt water guiser nearby tho so Im not particularly worried #mainly Im just figuring out how I wanna go abt cooling it #my salt water guiser is right by a tundra biome with a cooling machine right inside it so I could attempt to use that #but from my multiple attempts to utilize that thing it's a bit hard to use for liquid cooling #I also think I might build my spom in that same biome so idk #I do have a second tundra biome thats also right next to the saltwater biome but Im trying to preserve it best I can to wildfarm sleet weat #I have also made the laziest drowning chamber I could manage and its called building my hatch ranch over my water tank #plus a critter sensory autosweeper and conveyor loader #it does overkill a lil every time it activates but its ok Im lazy enough to live with it #I also have some pacu and a crab in there so its a whole party in there #this is also going to be my first time having sanishells once I get an egg #not going to properly ranch them tho I kind of just took one to use as a trash can for my early polluted dirt #also Im glad I was able to get onto bristle berries as a primary food source quickly this time around #Im not going to go crazy expanding it for now since I have a couple other crops Im planning on getting going soon as well #mainly lettus and sleet wheat once I find some pips #then I can have early frost burgers if I want. I wont since I havent found any natural gas vents yet but y'know #speaking of oh 4 natural gass vents all near eachother on my last save how I miss you you made power so easy #on the bright side Ill have an oil biome that isn't filled with solid oil this time lol #I should rly make some actual use of oil this time around #hey who knows maybe Ill get far enough to make a sour gas boiler (lying)

[average-layperson]

POST 1 - Core problems with human societies/behavior includes lack of critical thinking, unreasonable sense of entitlement, willfully blind/ignorant, weaponizing morality, labelling, finding excuses/rationalizing, lack of respect, dignity, accountability, mutual understanding, and commitment, no integrity (INTRO - rant WIP)

Problematic behaviors will continue to repeat history as long as the truth is distorted. The 2010s were a time to be alive, and those old enough knew how the first half contrasted sharply with the second half. From 2015 to 2020, life for all human beings became comedic and tragic. There was nothing unusual with large-scale crises, but the experiences were unprecedented.

No one needs to be a so-called "elitist" to know that social interactions are soured and polarized regardless of individual circumstances. Though all internet users can attest that memes are a source of entertainment and comic relief, they can also serve as a testimony of real-life situations, primarily to convey irony and shared experiences.

Mainstream media may be massively accessible. Still, they all proved, to some degree, to be unreliable sources of information due to funding, ratings, and biases. People turned to the internet for like-minded sources, no matter how credible.

A significant setback is depending on courts to establish the truth: that is a bullshit myth. Courts are overburdened by cases every day, leaving extreme levels of burnout on the part of its practitioners. It is not up to the judiciary branch to record history… individuals and communities are.

For all the reluctance towards governments: What are the other options? Anarchy? Tribalism? Do you want to revert to cavemen eras? That is your choice should you wish to separate from society, but you will be subject to the state of the natural world.

Of course, death and taxes are inevitable; they are essentials for a comfortable quality of life, dimwits.

I do not need to dive into the history of the agricultural, industrial, and green revolutions because it is common knowledge for those lucky enough to receive a decent education. Or, at the very least, heard from word of mouth or via the internet. The fact remains that no one has the time, money, and motivation to study for hours upon hours from certified scholars and noisy losers.

Nevertheless, addressing the underlying problems that will and continue to cause irreparable harm between individuals and communities of all sizes is crucial. Last Week Tonight is a good enough example of comedians and entertainment writers stating facts so that any audience can understand real-life social problems in the United States context. Every episode and monologue spoke for themselves. Content creators on YouTube and sometimes Twitch gain more followers because people listen without repercussion. From the onset, Twitter created a toxic environment that made every user miserable whenever they logged in and scrolled down numerous daily tweets. As long as free expression is actively suppressed, people will resist and find belonging elsewhere. That is how human nature functions, and humans cannot deny their very nature.

Therefore, I am compelled to compose rants highlighting humanity's flaws, problematic behaviors, and interactions. I am tired of reading countless books that cost money, repeating the same shit repeatedly. Remember that this is a Tumblr account owned by a young adult with an undergrad law and community service education, disillusioned by lies about what the world is and how it naturally behaves. No need for post-secondary education. I am a broke person with a hungry mind who wants to share notes on what reality entails in everyday life. I mean no offence to anyone who had the privilege to read my posts on a free platform. Tumblr seems the safest option as of early 2023, and I do not have editing skills. I made a previous post outlining the purpose of this account as a reference.

PS: I was thinking of YouTube content for video essays with voice AI, but AI is creepy as fuck, and I refuse to subject myself to things I do not understand. A podcast is out of the question when money is involved for equipment and streaming. My Wi-Fi is shit on a good day. What am I left with? Tumblr posting account. I take rough notes on my Discord server and am sure I'm bothering my Discord friend(s) there. Shoutout for them enabling my bullshit, LMFAO! Plus, I use Grammarly to check for grammatical errors on Word docs. I do not have the motivation to reread shit. Spent all my school and post-secondary career doing that, and I am tired of it. My motto is what I heard from my mom: "The best things in life are free."

Thank you for reading my post. I hope this finds you well~

Average-layperson (OP ig??? or is it ogp??? cannot unsee overpowered, but i am anything but that tbh XD)

#the unaddressed needs to be addressed #f2p #hungry mind #i'm broke #tags are fun #mentally tired #im losing my mind #head empty #one braincell #lol #i know i am missing some tags but idc #this is an automated process #might as well #i am never going to recover from this #need to rant #rant post #why am i like dis #what am i doin with my life #i love my friends #and viddy games #my mind will not stop until its satisfied #and i am never satisfied #i am an emotional wreck #i am an adult #but i am baby #i am baby #crybaby #i know my fren is reading and i love u #this is a thing #for both of us

[horreurscopes]

you don't have to pay overdraft fees ever

the biden administration recently cracked down on overdraft fees which means banks cannot force you to pay them as they have become opt-in -- however you do have to call the bank (for example, paypal payments overdraft you even if you have opted out, as they function like checks.)

my experience is with wellsfargo but i imagine that most major banks may operate similarly:

if you have an overdraft fee, call the bank, you will get a machine. go through the autentification process with it but do not mention your issue when it asks you to (specially not the word overdraft -- this is a conspiracy theory i cannot prove but i swear to god they rewire you to more aggressive phone people if you tipoff the machine) instead say "i'd like to speak to a representative" the machine will be like "lol didn't get that" so you may need to repeat it a couple more times before it wires you to a real person

wait! i'd recomend calling as early in the morning as possible to avoid elevator music.

be nice to the customer service person who picks up (i make a point of thanking them for their help and calling them by their name, if i don't catch it the first time i ask them again for it)

my script is something along the lines of: "hi, i noticed there's an overdraft fee in my account that posted on [date]. i am calling to see if we (WE -- you and the representative are a team against the problem) could do something about it" (<- you may decide to be more direct, i just put my innocent hat on)

most if not all of what they say to you is a script. they will be like "i will check that for you with the automated process that takes into account you previous refund activity" BLAH BLAH BLAH. more waiting. if you have had any refunds in the past 12 months, they will be like "sorry the system says no (:" THOUGH, VERY RECENTLY, they have tacked on this question: do you have any thoughts on that / how do you feel about that / etc. though even if they do not prompt you, here's the next step:

say: thank you! i appreciate the automated review, however i do not agree/approve/consent to being charged a fee. is there any way you could check again / anyone else i could talk to / would it be possible to refund it regardless? etc.

they will check again, possibly more waiting, and then you will get an immediate refund! in the rare case they refuse to, here is the link to the FDIC website that you can refer to (note, this is for overdraft fees only):

8. i cannot emphasize this enough -- be nice !!!!!!!!!!! BE NICE! be cheerful, say "thank you" and "no worries" and "take your time!". it is NOT a confrontation, it is NOT their fault, and most of the time the customer service representative wants this to be as frictionless as possible. they are helping you, use the opportunity to make a moment of their day a lot less stressful than they expect it to be.

that is ALL -- i have been using wellsfargo for over eight years, and have lost hundreds of dollars to predatory overdraft fees charged as a punishment for having no money.

during the beginning covid, when they were momentarily suspended (you had to mention covid on the phone to get them back lol), i came to the realization that all of this time they could have been giving me my money back. there was no reason not to, except corporate greed.

do not let phone social anxiety let them take your money from you, now that it is easier than EVER to get it back. and if you need motivation to pick up the phone, remember this headline from a couple of years back lol:

DEATH TO CAPITALISM !!!!!!

[askthemascots]

no atm pages for two more weeks💔💔 in the meantime

#not automated teller machine #posting so nobody can say my account is dead #LOL

[reasonsforhope]

Yesterday [April 30, 2024], a bipartisan collection of US Senators introduced the Fans First Act, which would help address flaws in the current live event ticketing system by increasing transparency in ticket sales, and protecting consumers from fake or dramatically overpriced tickets.

Today, the artists and Congressmen allege, buying a ticket to a concert or sporting event requires negotiating a minefield of predatory practices, such as speculative ticket buying and the use of automated programs to buy large numbers of tickets for resale at inflated prices.

The legislation would ban such practices, and include provisions for guaranteed refunds in the event of a cancellation.

The political campaign organizers, calling themselves “Fix the Tix” write that included among the supporters of the legislation is a coalition of live event industry organizations and professionals, who have formed to advocate on behalf of concertgoers.

This includes a steering committee led by Eventbrite [Note: lol, I'm assuming Eventbrite just signed on to undermine Ticketmaster and for PR purposes] and the National Independent Value Association that’s supported by dozens of artistic unions, independent ticket sellers, and of course, over 250 artists and bands, including Billie Eilish, Dave Matthews, Cyndi Lauper, Lorde, Sia, Train, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, and hundreds more which you can read here.

“Buying a ticket to see your favorite artist or team is out of reach for too many Americans,” said Senator Amy Klobuchar (D-MN).

“Bots, hidden fees, and predatory practices are hurting consumers whether they want to catch a home game, an up-and-coming artist, or a major headliner like Taylor Swift or Bad Bunny. From ensuring fans get refunds for canceled shows to banning speculative ticket sales, this bipartisan legislation will improve the ticketing experience.”

Senators Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), Ben Ray Luján (D-NM), Roger Wicker (R-MS), John Cornyn (R-TX) and Peter Welch (D-VT) also signed on to the Fan First Act.

In the House, parallel legislation was just passed through committee 45-0.

[Note: That's a really good sign. That kind of bipartisan support is basically unheard of these days, and rare even before that. This is strong enough that it's half the reason I'm posting this article - normally I wait until bills are passed, but this plus parallel legislation with such bipartisan cosponsors in the senate makes me think there's a very real chance this will pass and become law by the end of 2024.]

“We would like to thank our colleagues, both on and off committee, for their collaboration. This bipartisan achievement is the result of months and years of hard work by Members on both sides of the aisle,” said the chairs and subchairs of the Committee on Energy and Commerce.

“Our committee will continue to lead the way on this effort as we further our work to bring this solution to the House floor.”

“The relationship between artist and fan, which forms the backbone of the entire music industry, is severed,” the artists write. “When predatory resellers scoop up face value tickets in order to resell them at inflated prices on secondary markets, artists lose the ability to connect with their fans who can’t afford to attend.”

-via Good News Network, May 1, 2024

#music #concert #performance #live music #live performance #music industry #ticketmaster #eventbrite #concerts #concert tickets #united states #legislation #us politics #good news #hope