#blackguard rwby

[reashot]

Weiss Vs. Bleiss.

The Battle for the Future of the Arc's Booty.

Bleiss: Jaune is Mine Ice Bitch!

*thrust*

Weiss: He loves me first!

*swing*

Bleiss: You rejected him!

*riposte*

Weiss: Better him being with me than with you!

*flurry*

Bleiss: You! I hate you!!!

*clash*

Weiss: Well I never like you! You're not my sister. I wish you were never been born!

Bleiss: AHHHH!!!!!!

Jaune: *being tied up in a chair*

Please girls stop it. You're both sisters. You both should love each others... Eh?

Ruby: He, he, he, he, he... 😁

When the cats are fighting the Woofy comes and swipes away the cute hunk blonde.

Jess: And don't forget the cute Latina sheep...

Jaune: Ruby? Jess?

What the two of you doing here?

Ruby: You couldn't tell? 😏

And I thought you're the smart one.

Jess: We're going to take you away from here...

Jaune: Oh thank you. Maybe they would stop fighting if they notices I'm missing...

Wait why am I still tied up?

Jess: Because Jaune. We want you all for ourselves.

Jaune: ?!

Ruby: You see Jaune, me and Jess have comes to an agreement. ☺

We think we would stand a better chance if we join forces together.

Jess: As they said. Two heads are better than one...

Ruby: And because two gives better heads than one. 😈

Jaune: *shocked realization* No please!

Ruby. Jess! You don't have to do this.

Jess: *giggle* too late Jaune.

Ruby: You are so going to get so much loving from us you will forgive us in the morning. 😋

Jaune: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*being carried to who knows where*

If this gets 100 likes I will continue this with a JaunexRubyxJess (sorta) smut.

If it gets 200 likes. I will add Bleiss & Weiss. And as bonus the two of them making up with each other.

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #jaune x weiss #weiss x jaune #whiteknight rwby #whiteknight #bleiss schnee #jaune x bleiss #bleiss x jaune #blackguard rwby #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #jessica cruz #jessica x jaune #jaune x jessica #trafficknight

[arc-misadventures]

He Does

Bleiss: That sexy blond bastard seriously thinks he can just bust a nut in me, and just make a fucking runner on me?!

Bleiss: Well, he can!

Bleiss: Cause I… I can’t feel my legs…

Neo: 😁👌

#rwby #jaune arc #bleiss schnee #jaune x bleiss #bleiss x jaune #rwby blackguard #neo politan

[rwac96]

If jaune is Adrian's donor pyrrha and bleiss we warring against each other while trying to get adrian to call one of them mama.

Change my mind

Pyrrha: *cooing* "Adrian, sweetie, say 'Mama'."

Adrian: *sucking his thumb* "Gah."

Bleiss: *pushes Pyrrha aside* "No, no!" *coos* "Bleiss is mama."

Pyrrha: "I beg your pardon?!"

Bleiss: "That's right, b--Pyrrha!" *internally* 'Musn't cuss around Adrian.'

Weiss: *watching from the couch* "How long has this been going on?"

Jaune: "Since Bleiss 'invited' herself inside after Saph and Terra left for the movies."

#answer #answered #answer post #rwby #rwby au #rwby shitpost #donor au #weiss schnee #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #adrian cotta arc #bleiss schnee #bleiss gele #arkos #blackguard #rwby blackguard

[howlingday]

Bleiss: (Outside with Jaune) As much as I want to, I can't let you come inside.

Jaune: I respect that.

Bleiss: (Leans on porch railing) So you can let it out on my back or my feet. (Lifts foot) Your choice~.

Jaune: (Distant) Good night, Bleiss!

#rwby #jaune arc #bleiss schnee #blackguard #american dad

[misterlazer]

Bleiss is a vegan

@caspianjupiter helped

Bleiss: I'd rather date someone who fucks like an animal than someone who eats them.

Jaune: Uhhhhhh-

Bleiss: Wait, FUCK. I mean, I'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them.

Jaune: I don't think that makes it any b-

Bleiss: And I'm an animal.

#rwby #bleiss schnee #jaune arc #blackguard #rwby blackguard #jaune x bleiss #rwby shitpost

[infoglitch]

i beg of thee... please... more blackguard stuff. am dyin over here...

It appears the sinners have demanded my attention.

Very well, it's time

TO LOCK THE FUCK IN!

Back bone.

Jaune found himself sitting in his dorm gaming with ruby and surprisingly Weiss was with them, watching as the two were playing "street clash revolve" with jaune winning 3 matches as it was a best of six. With ruby winning 4 matches.

Jaune: Oop! Oop! Here it comes ruby!

Ruby: oh you think?! Aight bring it vomit boy!

Jaune proceed to tap a chain of buttons.

Up forward and then B as jaune shouted with enthusiasm.

Jaune: KANE OVERDRIVE!

On the TV screen the letters K. O. plastered the screen as Ruby groaned but also laughed as her and jaune fist bump. With Weiss watching in awe.

Ruby: GG jaune, GG.

Jaune: what you mean GG? We only got two rounds left before one of us wins.

Ruby: unfortunately I gotta get ready.me and yang will be heading to our dad's cabin for our break, and I gotta grab my bags and get ready, me and her will leave in an hour.

Jaune: awe, well I understand

Weiss: you sure you two and your father couldn't reschedule?

Jaune and Ruby had to do a double take as they looked at Weiss who they completely forgot was there.

Weiss:... Look I'm on the edge of my seat and I want to see who wins!

Jaune and Ruby look at eachother.

Jaune: are you sure we aren't sharing a dream?

Ruby: definitely. But regardless sorry Weiss but I gotta go, if don't who knows when me and yang will be able to go again.

Weiss sighed and nodded.

Weiss: very well, I do hope you and Yang enjoy your time back with your father.

Ruby:.. thanks weiss

Ruby walked out as jaune and Weiss sat on the formers bed with Jaune just looking at Weiss.

Jaune: hey um.. real talk, but why have you been so interested in what me and ruby do lately.

Weiss: oh just curiosity, plus I figured it do me some good to get to hang out with my leader and her friend.

Jaune looked at her as he put his controller away and fully turned to her.

Jaune: it's Bleiss isn't it?

Weiss just sat there before groaning.

Weiss: i don't know why but whenever I try to be Alone she constantly pops up and bugs me over and over again, its getting frustrating and since i cant be alone any more-

Jaune: you started hanging out with me and ruby?

Weiss nodded and looked away somewhat ashamed.

Jaune: so I assume you dont actually find what we do to hang out interesting?

Weiss: at first yes but just being around you two, there's this energy you give off that is just.. nice to be around, your like air purifiers... That was a bad analogy I'm sorry.

Jaune just chuckled but waved his hand.

Jaune: I think I understand. But outside of that.. Weiss this is your sister we are talking about. And neither of you have seen eachother for...

Weiss:... 5 years.

Jaune: 5 years, and from what i can tell, she wants to atleast catch up.

Weiss: it's not like I don't know that! Its just- why can't she just be-

Jaune: normal? Weiss your normal is based around fancy balls and gala's. How Bleiss is acting is normal. Shes being herself. Shes being&

Weiss: loud, foul mouthed, and is flirting with basically every man here?

Jaune: yeah that. All I'm gonna say is this, siblings may come from the same family, but they don't always have the same lessons as us... I can't believe I actually used the advice saph gave me.

Weiss chuckled as she just looked at the knight. The two hadn't completely become friends but jaune hoped they were getting there, and so far from he could tell.. they were.

Then footsteps are heard as one Belamere "bleiss" noir givrése. Weiss Schnee's twin sister. Her attire still the same biker aesthetic as ever with her looking around the room, before seeing jaune.

Bleiss: ah you jaune I wanna talk to you for a second.

To both Jaune and Weiss's her tone was less rude and more... polite.

Weiss: where the hell was this?!

Jaune: uh sure just give me a second.

Bleiss: take your time but this is rather important.

Weiss: WHERE THE HELL WAS THIS?!

Jaune adjusted himself as he followed Bleiss outside the room only to be pinned to the wall as he yelped before being hushed by the twin of his snow angel.

Bleiss: I need your help arc, my dear sister and I have obviously not gotten along. So I need you to help me out here since you, Weiss, and that ruby girl, are buddy-buddy now. Got it?

Jaune simply nodded as Bleiss smiled.

Bleiss: good. And If you do well enough who knows.. I may give you a taste of people out of your leag-

Jaune removed her hand from his mouth rather calmly as he spoke.

Jaune: don't even think about it, I'm doing this because Weiss is my friend, and I prefer her not having to deal with any problem that can be solved. I don't care what you give in exchange.

Bleiss:.. that's surprisingly noble. Here I was thinking he was just a loser going for women out of his league.

Jaune: are we done now?

Bleiss: hm? Oh yes, I'll be going now, till then, noble knight~

Jaune raised an eyebrow at the nickname as Bleiss walked away with a smirk.

Bleiss: perhaps this place is nothing like vacoue, and if that's the case this will be lovely~

And that end this installment of the growing story between Bleiss and Jaune.

#rwby #jaune arc #bleiss schnee #rwby blackguard #jaune x bleiss #i have like- so many ideas for how jaune and this bitch meet so sit back and fucking watch mothafuckers!

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Bleiss and Jaune getting salads at a bar

Bleiss: I'm going to get some meat.

Jaune: Okay.

Bleiss: *grabs him by the groin* You said 'okay'! That was consent!

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby incorrect quotes #bleiss schnee x jaune arc #bleiss schnee #blackguard

[spahhzy]

Jaune looking in the mirror at his stubble.

Jaune: Oh man looks like it's almost that time to shave.

Bleiss: Oh no, c'mere!

Gently grabs his face and tries to kiss him, but Jaune backs up.

Jaune: You DARE?

Bleiss: What?

Jaune: Doth thou not know what month it is?

Bleiss: Stop, not this, no nut bullshit again, it's not a real thing!

Jaune: No! No! No! Your magic spells will not work on me, you witch!

Bleiss sighs feeling a migrain come on.

Jaune: I will not let my brethren down in this holy month of abstinence! *walks away*

Bleiss: We'll see about that (dials scroll)

Bleiss: Neo, it's jaune... our boyfriend is doing it again.

Neo: (is it November already, time flies)

Bliess: Neverending that, we must make him fail at all costs.

Neo: (At all costs you say?)

Bleiss: You heard me.

Bleiss/Neo:

What sort of devilry would these two utterly depraved souls concoct? Will our sweet banana bean Jaune make it through this sacred month?

Who knows!?

#jaune arc #neopolitian (rwby) #rwby silent knight #bleiss schnee #blackguard

[rocknroll7575]

Mk intro rusted knight jaune vs bleisss blackgaurd twist

Oh my... Here we go! Never written about Bliess but let's do this!

XXX

Bleiss: *Walks on stage, dragging her rapier behind her* Hello darling~!

Jaune (RK): *Walks on the stage with his broken sword* Weiss? Is that you?

Bleiss: Please! You don't need that vanilla sister of mine

XXX

Jaune (RK): *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* Who are you?

Bleiss: *Stabs rapier into the stage* I'm anything you want me to be, darling~

Jaune (RK): Well I want you far away from me

XXX

Bleiss: *Walks on stage, dragging her rapier behind her* Oh My! Darling's a total DILF

Jaune (RK): *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* Bliess, please...

Bleiss: Oh how I can't wait to see my Sister's face!

XXX

Jaune (RK): *Walks on the stage with his broken sword* Bleiss, why are you looking at me like that?

Bleiss: *Stabs rapier into the stage* Whatever do you mean... Daddy~?

Jaune (RK): Ok this is getting weird...

#rwby #jaune arc #bleiss schnee #jaune x bleiss #blackguard #rwby blackguard #rwby x mk #mk intros

[superiorsturgeon]

Bunny Faunus Jaune: *minding his own business*

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: *carefully sneaking close* Just a little more…little more…!

Bunny Faunus Jaune: *finishes lunch and gets up*

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: Now!!

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: *charges from her hiding spot and pounces, tackling Jaune to the ground*

Bunny Faunus Jaune: Oof!

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: *struggles, then shakily lifts tall boi Jaune and awkwardly starts carrying him away* Got you, darling!

Bunny Faunus Jaune: Oh, hello Bleiss. You know, if you put me down I can just walk with you.

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: *stumbles and falls, then struggles back upright, supporting Jaune with wobbling arms and legs* 😫 NEVER!!!

Stoats often take down and carry off rabbits several times their own size, in what can only be described as a tremendous struggle! Stoats are cute but filled with distilled murder!

#rwby #jaune arc #bleiss schnee #bunny!faunus Jaune #stoat!faunus Bleiss #Bleiss X jaune #blackguard #basically any weasel is packed with nothing but fury

[reashot]

Ruby: *sniffs* 😢

Jaune: I-I don't think we should do this Bleiss.

Bleiss: *already naked on top of Jaune* What! But we're already naked! And besides didn't you said that you wanted more "spice" in your relationship?

Jaune: Not like this! I said I wanted us to go out on more dates.

Ruby: You did? But I thought you're bored of being with me? 😥

Jaune: I would never be bored of being together with you Ruby. I-I love you so much...

Ruby: Oh Jaune... Me too. 😭

Bleiss: I'm starting to think I'm the one that's getting cucked.

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #bleiss schnee #jaune x bleiss #bleiss x jaune #blackguard #blackguard rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby ntr

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Bliess demanding daddy rusted knight jaune breed her

Bleiss was lightheaded. Her Stud had her in a headlock, her feet dangling above the ground as he rammed into her with his full length, battering against her womb.

RK!Jaune: IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!?!

Bleiss: Hrrrk!

She was floating on a rough cloud of Forceful Pounding and Lack of air, bliss filling her mind as she got Exactly what she wanted

RK!Jaune: Don't Pass out on me! You've got a mess to clean up, and I want you to know right when you become a mother!

Bleiss: *Gurgling*

Her legs were limp, and slick with all that she had cum, the viscous liquid glistening like the stars in her vision.

RK!Jaune: TAKE!

*THWAP*

RK!Jaune: IT!

*THWAP*

RK!Jaune: ALL!

*THWAP*

Bleiss' toes curled, a wild, thick heat pouring into her, as she came one last time, body going fully limp while her eggs were ravaged by Jaune's swimmers. She almost thought she could feel the sperm penetrating her eggs.

Jaune set Bleiss down on the bed (More Gently Than she would've liked, but for the hard fucking he just gave her, it was forgiven) Before standing in front of her.

RK!Jaune: Clean it.

Bleiss began sucking his cock, rapidly regaining hardness due to aura. She continued rubbing her raw pussy, trying to push as much of her spunk back into the wrecked hole.

It was a perfect night ~

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby lemon #rwby nsft #bleiss gele #bleiss schnee #blackguard #asks and answers #anonymous #rwby smut

[arc-misadventures]

Headache

Jaune: Gods, I have such a headache…

Bleiss: My back hurts from carrying these girls around.

Jaune: I can give you a back rub if you want.

Bleiss: Awesome, I’ll give you head in exchange.

Jaune: Eh?

Bleiss: You heard me.

#rwby #jaune arc #bleiss schnee #jaune x bleiss #bleiss x jaune #rwby blackguard

[rwac96]

Is there anyone as thirsty for Jaune as Pyrrha and Bleiss? Because I can't think of anyone.

Pyrrha: *blushing* I. am. not. Thirs--!

Bleiss: You're a shit liar, Cereal Bitch. *holds up Pyrrha's...Arc's Arc, with her symbol plastered on it*

Pyrrha: Don't go through my things, Bleiss!!

Harriet: HEY! Both of you shut up, I'm trying to nap!

*Harriet lies down and drifts off to sleep, cuddling a Jaune bodypillow*

Bleiss: *slowly raises her Scroll up* Aaand... *takes a picture* blackmail.

#answer #answer post #answered #rwby #rwby au #rwby shitpost #pyrrha nikos #bleiss schnee #bleiss gele #harriet bree #arkos #blackguard #rwby blackguard #energizer #rwby energizer #harem au

[jboy44]

Rusted knight and the dark queen

Upon leaving the market place

Bleiss hugs the knight " darling

Weiss " hay sis

Bleis smacks arc symbol on shield " this is darlings nark so you passed at beacon lesser copy of me

Jaune removes helmet " i time traveled

Rwbys jaw drops ".... "

Bleiss "......😍😍😍😍 daddy

Older bleiss walking in in black kimono crown and pregnant " oh he is younger me

Young bliess " milf cougar pregnant futire me!!!!🤯🤯🤯 i am going to time travel and daddy darling is going to jack hammer babies into me for decades .....BEAT FATE EVER TAKE NE TO THE TIME TRAVEL WHAT EVER I HAVE TO QRITE THE RUSTED KNIGHT DADDY DARLING IT IS MY DESTINY * HAPPY JUMP WEISS DID*

Rwby prosessing time travel real jaune is rusted knight and they are in room with two bleiss

#rwby bleiss schnee #yang xiao long #jaune arc #ruby rose #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #rusted jaune #rusted knight #the rusted knight #blackguard

[infoglitch]

A dear Pain in the ass sister

(so uh.. I like blackguard.. that's all)

Enjoy

To say Weiss' family was inherently fucked up... Would be a understatement. Constantly at each others throats and either arguing or in the case of their mother, drowning in wine to wash away the pain.

So you can imagine weiss' horror when she received news her twin sister was on a bullhead to beacon to... Catch up apparently.

Weiss, was not all to pleased to receive this info, infact she was quite the opposite. She was INFURIATED to beyond belief.

She was pacing in her teams dorm as she was basically wanting to rip out her own hair at this point because of the rising fury she held in her as one ruby rose looked at her confused as she was gaming.

Ruby: Weiss I fail to see how "evil" sister is going to ruin you.

Weiss: because you dolt, my sister is everything wrong with the world! She's loud, obnoxious, her mouth has spewed so much vulgarity that it would make my father look like a saint. She is TERRIBLE-

Suddenly a knock on the door was heard as Weiss grumbled before going up to the door only to scowl as she saw one jaune arc.

Weiss: arc. What stupid plan do you have to court me now.

Jaune: wait.. how are you- i just- hold on im confused i just saw you at the gate also.. when did you have time to change and wash your hair?

Weiss looked at him before going pale as she immediately grabbing him by his collar.

Weiss: arc I will give as much lien as you want just please tell me you were hallucinating!

Jaune: hold on I'm still confused-

Weiss: ARC, please just say you were hallucinating. Please don't tell me you saw-

???: AH THERE YOU ARE DEAR BITCH OF A SISTER!

Weiss felt her heart plummet into her stomach as she looked to her right and saw her. This woman was a near replica of Weiss down to her cheekbones. Everything except her black hair, her biker attire and her vivid magenta eyes.

Belamere "bleiss" noir givrése. Weiss Schnee's twin sister and the only daughter to bear their father's last name.

Weiss: bleiss.. good to see you too.. dear.. sister

Bleiss walked up to her sister as she bear hugged her which seemed to catch off surprise.

Bleiss: how long has it been since we seen each other? Days, months. I lost count after the man-whore decided to send me to vacuo.

Bleiss let go as Weiss looked at her as she was beaming with a smile on her face as Ruby appeared next to Weiss.

Ruby: i don't see how she's bad.. nor the fact she's apparently your evil twin.

Bleiss looked at Ruby curiously as she leaned in REAL close to observe every aspect.

Bleiss: hmm I wanna say your going for a goth aesthetic but the red pops out which I wanna say is intended but-

Ruby: well hello to you too I guess-

Bleiss: oh right shit apologies.

Bleiss stepped back and stuck out her hand as Ruby looked at her curiously.

Bleiss: i am belamere givrése but my enemies call me bleiss

Jaune: oh that's interesting.. what do your friends call you.

It went dead quiet as bleiss turned around and looked at jaune.

Bleiss: ok.. who the hell are you?

Jaune: im-

Weiss: -less of a pain than you that's who he is!

The twins glared at each other as bleiss narrowed her eyes at her "proper" reflection.

Bleiss: interrupting someone is rather rude dear sister, especially when their introducing themselves. I thought you knew this since father was so focused on making you his doll.

Weiss said nothing but her hand hovered over myrtenaster as she glared daggers at her counterpart.

Weiss: you... take.. that. Back.

Bleiss: oh struck a nerve did I dear sister?~ you always were easier to enrage than winter and bitchley.

Weiss growled at her as she took out myrtenaster as she thrusted her weapon towards her twin as bleiss caught it with her twin axes, Berta and Marta.

Bleiss: hmm seems your fuse is getting shorter by the day-

Suddenly Weiss and bleiss found themselves picked up as Ruby was hold up Weiss with jaune holding bleiss.

Jaune: l-lets calm down everyone!

Bleiss: hey- let me go jackass, no one is allowed to touch me!

Jaune: really sorry but I don't feel like watching a bloodbath, especially when this is the first time Weiss has gotten like THAT!

We see Weiss was basically foaming at the mouth as Ruby carried her into the dorm as bleiss felt jaune let go as she landed before pointing berta at his throat as jaune raised his hands.

Bleiss: ok. One. NO ONE. Gets involved in matters with my family, two. next time you touch me I am chopping off your hands and then you probably tiny DICK.

Jaune and bleiss stared at each other as jaune put his hands on berta as he spoke calmly and softly.

Jaune: look I think I get your frustration, but Weiss is my friend, you two may be family but family don't act like that. So pardon me for making sure my friend is ok.

Bleiss looked at him as something clicked in her head.

Bleiss: your an arc aren't you?

Jaune nodded.

Jaune: what's it to you?

Bleiss: nothing just... Makes sense an arc of all people would act like they know about family.

Bleiss put away her axes as she walked passed him.

Bleiss: I'll be around the campus to check in on my sister. Don't get in my way again, jaune.

Jaune looked at her slightly confused on why she knows his name but he shrugged it off as we end our story here....

For now.

#rwby #rwby blackguard #bleiss schnee #jaune arc #jaune x bleiss #blackguard #bleiss schnee x jaune arc