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Bleiss is a vegan

@caspianjupiter helped

Bleiss: I'd rather date someone who fucks like an animal than someone who eats them.

Jaune: Uhhhhhh-

Bleiss: Wait, FUCK. I mean, I'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them.

Jaune: I don't think that makes it any b-

Bleiss: And I'm an animal.

#rwby #bleiss schnee #jaune arc #blackguard #rwby blackguard #jaune x bleiss #rwby shitpost

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bad

#Anime

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#velma #tumblr #shitpost

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Blake: *Yawns*

Jaune: *Sticks finger in her mouth*

Blake: ???

Jaune: *Happy*

Blake: *Is confused*

Later that night

Jaune: *Laying in bed*

Blake: *Laying on Jaune*

Jaune: *Yawns*

Blake: *SHOVES WHOLE FUCKING FIST IN HIS MOUTH*

#rwby #blake belladonna #jaune arc #knightshade #jaune x blake #blake x jaune #haha blake is a cat #just cat things

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Godzilla to Kong:

#gojira #godzilla #kong #godzilla x kong: the new empire #ceres fauna #fauna #shitpost

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Forgot to reblog this yesterday, but yeah... I'm older now...

By the way, go watch Godzilla x Kong

“Birthdays are often disappointing.”

Happy 21st Birthday to me yay

#happy birthday to me #godzilla #kong #godzilla x kong: the new empire

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Lucia plays helldivers

#lucia #helldivers

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Ruby: Yeah, how many?

Blake: No! Not the spoons! I'm talking about Jaune.

Ruby: You can balance Jaune on your nose?

Blake: ...

Jaune: Hey guys! Check this out! *Balancing a Spoon on his Nose*

Blake: *Whispering* I could easily top that.

Ruby: How many spoons are we talking about?

Blake: Spoons?

#rwby #jaune arc #blake belladonna #ruby rose #knightshade #blake x jaune #jaune x blake #rwby shitpost

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#the ring #sadako yamamura #art #it's beautiful

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Jaune: So my idea is to-

Yang: Just let me sit on your face for five minutes!

Jaune: *Sigh* Fine! If that will let me tell you my idea!

*Across the table*

Weiss: Why doesn't he ever let me sit on his stupid face? I've been eating pineapple all week for him.

Ruby: I dunno. Maybe 'cause you're too heavy.

Weiss: I AM NOT FAT!!!

Jaune: I've had this idea sitting in my head for a while.

Yang: If the idea was me, it'd be sitting on your face.

#rwby #yang xiao long #jaune arc #dragonslayer #weiss schnee #ruby rose #jaune x yang

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First story

I just published my first fanfic. Any and all criticism is appreciated. Hope y’all like it

#rwby #rwby fanfiction #fanfiction

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Jaune: I've had this idea sitting in my head for a while.

Yang: If the idea was me, it'd be sitting on your face.

#rwby #dragonslayer #jaune arc #yang xiao long #jaune x yang #just some random shit

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Zilla being the annoying (+sweet) little bro we all know and love him as…

#Godzilla #gojira #Godzilla King of the Monsters #godzilla kotm #zilla #zilla jr #kaiju #art

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Ruby: A Shat!

Jaune: A Shitten

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ruby rose #anti bumbleby forever #shitty kitty #brat cat #shat #shitten #this the best thing I've seen today #thank you #very much so #for your service #chitty chitty bang bang

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Hey, it's me

@caspianjupiter @knight-dwx-09 @drenosa

@arc-carnage

I'm starting a tag game!! And I'm doing it with my very own picrew!!

I've been working on this thing for LITERAL months (hence the drop of in art) and I really hope y'all like it. If you end up using it, please tag me cause I really want to see what y'all make

As for the tagging, I'll start it off: @harmonylight @curtamgravis @dicknouget @gorillageek27 @issacthebraveandgay @freshmiraclecheesecake @remy-steel-official @davidellisartworkstuff @rwby-sk @albion-93

#tag game

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...So I have some thoughts on BMBLB. Opinions below.

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Words never reach as far as art, so here is what I'm trying to say. Whether or not it was planned, I don't really care. However, it all feels way too overhyped for a moment that felt forced. Like Yang and Blake were, like in this picture, forced to kiss and be honest in order to survive. "Worthy" was the perfect song for them, but the moment it was used felt like such a waste.

Hopefully Rooster Teeth and CRWBY do better in the future.

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #bumblby #bumblb #bmblb #yang x blake #blake x yang #rwby fanart #agreed

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happy appreciate a dragon day everyboldy

#appreciate a dragon day #dragon #january 16th #fairy tail #igneel #natsu dragneel #godzilla #godzilla: king of the monsters #godzilla king of the monsters #king ghidorah