Is the mushroom on his tail real, or is it just looking like that???
(Im gonna eat it anyway no one can stop me.)
As in,,, is it an actual mushroom? His horns and tail may look like it, but they're actually flesh, with some shroom-like properties. Those parts can bruise and bleed.
Plus it'd probably taste like meat.
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tw/cw for sfw and nonfetish mpreg
more vamp au stuff
being pregnant also raised simon's body temperature fun fact!
so y'know how i said simon was really sentimental when he was pregnant?
vamp simon has that way worse too.
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Man I would have loved to see what an imperial command zoom meeting would look like
You have Palpatine starting the call and when it connects it's just Ronan in a badly attached silver wig, an 'artistically done' cardboard cutout of Thrawn, Tarkin dozing in the corner with an eye mask on and Yularen who's doing paperwork and who very obviously has everyone on mute because he doesn't react to anything they say and only occasionally turns towards the camera to smile and nod
There's also Vader but his suit looks very floompy in some places and no one addresses the fact that that's his empty spare suit because they're all waiting to see if it will synchronize with the Thrawn cutout when it eventually falls over
(Bonus: the Thrawn cutout makes a very soft 'bonk' when it falls. and every time it does you get a harried looking Eli pop into the frame to prop it back up)
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Dubak likes to make fun of his mom. Sometimes she roasts him back. Sometimes she will bring out the big guns. Never underestimate mom's ability of count to three, or her slippers >:3
I really like that one video when a mom throws her slipper and hit her son from far away. Epic snipe skill.
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happy 4/20 get stoned as fuck today fellow wizard
happy 420! spells are being cast here, and lord weed, im one of them! blasted out of my mind on this sacred day
have this kermit someone crucified
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help i have like no recent knee-up drawings bc i draw everyone fucking SITTING or with their knees Raised in some way how tf am i supposed to format my comms page PLS
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Someone isn’t a fan of their new shirt, can you guess which one? 👁️👁️
(Sparrow belongs to @revnah1406 !💕)
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