Black void cat Dazai or brown wet pathetic cat Dazai, which one you like more?
see i'm conflicted here. because black void cat is very pm dazai but brown wet pathetic cat is very ada dazai.
so then... brown void wet pathetic cat ???
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dazai fluffy cat because when he gets wet he dissappears and becomes a soggy twig
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not a request, but have you seen those videos of wringing ferrets out after a bath? i like to compare them with kunikida fetching dazai out of a river for the nth time that week
(this was mostly in response to this https://www.tumblr.com/candiedfright/748648952694472704/black-void-cat-dazai-or-brown-wet-pathetic-cat?source=share )
he just wants some fresh food okay
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Dazai likes to bite Chuuya. Not in a sexual way but in a cat trying to annoy its owner way.
Chuuya: anyways so for this mission we have to infi- did you just fucking bite me
Dazai: *as if he didn't just bite Chuuya's shoulder* nope.
Chuuya: you fucking bit me you bastard!
Dazai: nope
Chuuya: *showing Dazai his shoulder* there are teeth marks here!
Dazai: wasnt me
Chuuya: *grabbing a ruler* come here
Dazai: *running away* you have no proof!
Mori: *walking in to ask them something* Boys I need the mission report from your last-
*Chuuya is chasing Dazai around with a ruler and his shirt messed up*
Mori: *confused and concerned* Boys?
Dazai: *with Chuuya now in a headlock* yes boss?
Chuuya: *has now stopped acting like a rabid dog* what do you need boss?
Mori: ill get it later, continue whatever you were doing
*He walks out as Chuuya continues to chase Dazai in circles around the room*
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@sensitiveheartless howls moving castle au
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