#but also his thighs are just Out There

[kitnita]

★  —  jason robertson for after hours; november 4, 2023 (x)

what's it like being part of arguably the greatest draft class of all time – greatest dallas draft class of all time – with oettinger and heiskanen? so the stars took heiskanen and oettinger in the first round, you in the second round, so it was a very productive draft. is that lost on you, that class? no, I mean, it's, it's — it's truly a special moment, I mean, we always see it, uh, and think about it when it's ever brought up, how special it is. you know, you don't find a franchise goalie, a franchise d-man, and a player … a forward like me in, uh, one round very often. so, um, very — you look back on it now and uh, we hit all of the spots, and six years later we're all pretty, uh … producing, and being big parts of this team. and hopefully and ideally we're gonna be big parts through these, uh — our carers.

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #jason robertson #he is sitting like the world's sweetest & most polite babygirl #but also his thighs are just Out There #something something the duality of man #i will literally never get tired of the 2017 draft class getting asked about each other btw. keep doing it for the next ten years even. #make the special boys talk about how special it is to be in a special little group together! #though to get slightly real about it. i do think it's interesting how much it happens more specifically with jason and jake #& i wonder how much is it that miro came into the league earlier than them so media members had time to see him apart from his matched set #& how much of it is jason and jake having north america specific media training #and being seen specifically by media members as Guys Who Are Good With Media #z:edit

[egophiliac]

IT'S BUNNY TIME EVERYBODY

(feat. Dilla)

(bugle accompaniment by Yuu)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #ah...the eternal dilemma of 'is it hair dye or whimsical anime hair'. and so we roll the dice again. #so it's canon now that yuu is inexplicably great at bugling. everybody get ready to incorporate that incredible trivia into your characters #anyway HELLO THERE madam spade #i think we have enough evidence now to say that you're not allowed into nrc unless you have an absolutely smoking mom #(riddle's mom has a smoking crater where her heart should be but we digress) #dilla likes two things: BIG VANS and also telling her son's friends all about how he used to literally refuse to not dress like a bunny #and yet now he does not wish to dress like a bunny. :( deuce what HAPPENED #meanwhile epel is too polite to whine at his best friend's mom so he's just hoping vil never finds out he wore a bonnet #silver is like 'i'm the handsomest little marching band boy. i'm taking this outfit back to show everyone.' #and ortho put all his points into POWERFUL THIGHS #he minmaxed leg day and is going to go kick a tree in half #can't wait for part 2 to see if they resolve the exciting cliffhanger of whether or not silver finds an alarm clock

[twinkodium]

[CAR CRASH] [BUILDINGS FALLING] “GOOD GOD” [EXPLOSION] [BABY CRYING] "WAH" "WAA" [YELLING] “SHUT THAT DAMN BABY UP” [SIRENS] WEEE WOOO WEEE WOO [HELICOPTER AND NEWS TRUCKS] “WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE SCENE-“ [BANG] [LOUD COMMOTION] "MY LEG…MY LEG!!!"

GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET AND GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT 😩

#f1 #oscar piastri #I have trouble breathing 😩 #he’s just so perfect…? #like is he even real? doesn’t feel like it 😮‍💨 #just my imagination when I think about the prefect man with good manners and good looks 😍 #HAIIIR MESSIER THAN EVER!! #the arms placement hello??? showing off those beauties bby 🤯🤯 #ONE THIGH… almost out of the frame but I do see it 👀👀 #I wanna **** ** just for good measure 👀👀 #his little frown as he looks up damn 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #slightly intense gaze 🤯 my knees are giving up 😮‍💨😮‍💨 #neck is fine too but not really on the appreciation now as there is so much to look at 😩😩 #also I would like to *** ** *** *** & **** *** & **** *** *** @8@3 #like no tomorrow 😩😩 #there is enough space for that I reckon #not so pg stuff #alsooo the black T-shirt 😩😩😩 that’s my fav 🥹 #being dramatic with the caption sorry 😂

[mokutone]

i wanted to see what a piece would look like if i finished it in my three main mediums, pencil, ink, and watercolor (+colored pencils) >:*)

#my art #naruto #yamato #yamato tenzo #tenzō #kakashi #kakayama #image desc in alt text #okay now to talk shop. SO. i did these in the order theyre presented #which means that the pencil was done first #and by the time i got to the watercolor id drawn this same picture quite a few times #so if the quality seems to improve thats more than likely a matter of repetition and the benefit of past foresight or whatever #like yamatos shin is too small in the first picture. #and i noticeably lengthened it in following pictures. i also shortened kakashis thigh a little bit #yamatos torso looks really long but thats partially because he's slid back a little bit—his flack jacket is up high and you can see #it gapping at his shoulder #but ultimately that doesnt make the anatomical weirdness completely forgiveable so if i drew this again id do it differently probably #THAT SAID IM STILL SOOOO HAPPY WITH HOW THESE TURNED OUT #drawing the same picture over and over and over again? kind of great actually. i recommend it. #if you want to try doing this and you dont have a lightbox (u dont rlly need one) just like. take one drawing you like #and a blank sheet of paper #and tape it to a window thats getting a LOT of light #and then trace ur old drawing's bare bones (the forms. u know) #and then once you have that down. draw on top of it. or use new materials #it allows you to preserve ur previous drawing also which is great #once i was doing a commission and i realized i got the room i was drawing the characters in backwards #so i just. turned the paper around. put it against the morning window. and traced the now-mirrored image onto a new sheet of paper. #saved SO MUCH TIME LMFAO #the paper on the last picture is different and more yellow in tone so thats why the color is weird there ajxjskhfjahx #anyway happy testostone tuesday to all who celebrate 💚 love you

[skitskatdacat63]

When I tagged that post about objectifying athletes by making them wear shorter shorts with "early 2000s renault", it was specifically because of these pictures

+ tennis because they belong here too

#you know what i realized? #2000s renault are what current ferrari wish they could be in terms of thirstposting #you cant OUTDO the DOER #but seriously asking politely #why did 2000s renault have so many slutty pictures of their drivers LMAO #was it just the causal effect of suddenly having absolute dreamboat fernando alonso on their team?? but seriously LOL #like those 2004 miami pics...what incited them to think 'we need to put our driver fernando in a slutty outfit w his abs out' #+ were the renault boys the og gym thirstposters ??? omg #also way sluttier than any modern gym mirror selfie like cmon short shorts...thighs fully spread towards the camera...bro... #specifically fisi in these pics is rly doing the most could those shorts be any shorter??? #also hehehe those tennis pics i am so in love with them like genuinely obsessed with them #btw i was gonna include these in a comp post of fisi and nando pics i like which i would *eventually* like to make #but after seeing that textpost i think they deserve to be on their own #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #giancarlo fisichella #renault #formula one #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #btw these are from: #2005 australian gp

[yukipri]

Cody peeks out with comical wide-eyed horror at the stinky, noisy intruder (Rex) who is energetically kneading biscuits in the donut bed Cody had just claimed.

(or the second night after Rex was adopted, only 2 days after Cody was adopted, Cody is extremely not thrilled to learn that he is, in fact, not going to be a pampered only child who can monopolize everything)

(and this was BEFORE either of them learned they have 2 older brothers now too...)

Cats Tag: #YukiPriASLKittens

#YukiPriASLKittens #Cats #Kittens #Cat!Cody #Cat!Rex #siamese cat #Cody was so horrified and betrayed #he thought the entire human bed was his and his alone but he has to SHARE?!?!? #alas Cody was also roughly 5 lbs of fluff #even when he 'hissed' he was so scared that he just opened his mouth but no sound came out #i feel bad but ngl it was kinda funny #dun worry they became bffs roughly 24 hours after this video was taken #like it's shocking how quickly they decided they love each other #also please pardon my thigh

[skinks]

The English - 1.02

#the english #the english 2022 #chaske spencer #eli whipp #my gifs #yeah i uh 🥴 #i needed to see if i could work photoshop to make gifs again and i thought. why not the scene with eli's entire thigh out in the wind #while he performs an emergency c-section #listen you HAVE to understand how much thigh glimpsing there is in just 6 episodes #and how the costume designer literally said it was to evoke the kind of scandalised intimacy a victorian woman would feel on a roadtrip #averting thine eyes from exposed groin etc etc #hugo blick SAID it's a horse opera and i'm right here with my tiny little binocular glasses pressed to my face #once again eli just cannot help from helping people #also his hand is bigger than that baby. #it's all so very important to me

[meownotgood]

scarred aki + kissing all of his scars UGHHH

#it makes him so so soft #I'm thinking a lot now #the scars he'd have on his chest and his shoulders but also... his sides... his thighs.... #imagining aki taking his shirt off around u for the first time and there's a ton of scars and you're just like #staring very closely #let me take a bite out of him please

[writeitinsharpie]

love house md as a dumpster fire trash medical drama show but istg they needed one (1) single person with chronic pain on the writer's team

#sharpie says shit #house md #hate crimes md #greg house #seriously he went off of vicodin to fkn ibuprofen??? #dude was consistently still in pain while on an opiate there's no way otc medication could put a dent in his pain levels #nvm the whole placebo morphine shot meaning 'the pain was in his head' #no SHIT the pain is in his head THAT'S WHERE ALL PAIN IS #and physical pain DOES RESPOND to placebos #sometimes even better than psychosomatic pain!!!!! #the writers found out what psychosomatic pain is and applied it to house when there's a clear physical source of the pain #also!!!! he wasn't addicted to vicodin (at least up til season 5-ish) #he was dependent! because it's pain medication and he hurts!!!! #you can tell because he didn't reach for vicodin at all post-ketamine until he felt his leg hurt again!!!! #if he was addicted (and not dependent) he would've wanted the vicodin even when he didn't need it for pain #anyways i have too many opinions on this dumb show #also there's probably a neuropathic component to the pain because they cut off a bunch of thigh muscle #which means there are neurons kinda just firing into nothing

[fantasykiri5]

[WIP] hold on I’m cooking

#my art #my wips #wip #jizzie trolls au #grian #yes he does have his whole thighs out thank you for asking. It’s on purpose #it came to me in a vision and I had to doodle it out but I haven’t been able to do an actual piece with the design yet #but I’m pretty sure he’s coming soon #anyways his tail is VERY long I wanted him to have one of if not the longest tail. Don’t know why I just wanted it #and also yes the cape is made to look like his wings and will be tri-colored

[des-no9]

Vanquish says happy new year :>

#des draws #tag: vanquish #tav: vanquish #tiefling #bg3 fanart #is that body art or tattoos on her thighs? haven't decided yet #we all know voss is the tattoo artist out of the three and likes to also just idly draw on his partners #maybe they were just having some fun

[mid-nightowl]

…can i ask you to share more of your thoughts on fem!jaytim vibes

hi cory!!!! yes, yes i can :) <3

most of my thoughts come from this lil snippet and my tags.

my thoughts on fem!jaytim can be boiled down to this line: “Her successor fascinates her. She kind of wants to let him dissect her, little freak that he is.” 

like tim is a freak who would absolutely want to dissect and take jaye apart piece by piece just to get to the bottom of whatever the hell is wrong with her (obsessive) and jaye would let him bc she wants to know what the hell is wrong with him (affectionate). 

It’s almost a scientist and their never-ending experiment, but not quite?

like the dissection, its the act, the intimacy, the trust in being vulnerable and completely open on the table for them to see, a show and a sight but not a performance, it's the ‘i’m going to take you apart piece by piece, not to fix you or change you, but just to understand you’, and 'i’m going to get my hands dirty and dig into you, and it can be voluntarily or not, it can be with anesthesia or nothing but im going to know you whether you like it or not,' paired with 'you are going to have to cut me open to get to know me, it has to be cold and violent, it has to be artful and methodological.'

but jaye started off with ‘i want to destroy you, take you to the brink, the edge of despair and fury and hatred and let you go without any catharsis,’ kind of like capturing a wild animal, testing on it, and then releasing it back into the wild with a tag to see what it will do after being changed (will it return back to it’s normal routine or will it come back for more?)

and then tim kept coming back. and that's when jaye is like alright yeah, i'll let you rip me open and give me a name (or maybe give me back my name?) and tim does, and he does it carefully, adoringly, obsessively.

and i think tim’s obsessive focus, paired with the idea of the knife/scalpel = love, is what jaye would respond to best. she was raised in violence, and probably thinks that fighting and pain is caring and love, AND she’s never been a priority in anyone’s life. so for tim to obsess and know her in ways that no one else has before (or have even bothered) is captivating, exciting, and absolutely mind-boggling, and i think jaye would get possessive, like ‘this robin, this little freak is mine.'

i, hmmm. running out of coherent thoughts after this, so um i guess enjoy? <3

#asks #felinemotif #i don't write/talk about jaytim very much; ive always been a jaydick girlie #but this was a lot of fun to think about and like actually get down my thoughts in a somewhat coherent manner #i think there's another piece here about the dissection as an intimacy that only requires the subject and the surgeon/scientist #and the idea of labelling and taking photos of the parts something about learning and teaching but also remembering #another part: once the dissection is done once tim knows all of jaye does he stay? #which i think devolves into jaye going out of her way to prolong the dissection bc she thinks it may be temporary between her & tim #whereas tim is thinking okay i know all the pieces and parts which means im the perfect partner for jaye #no one knows her better than me AND no one will get to know her like i do #(the whole dissection thing too like tim is not afraid about hurting jaye whereas bruce is bc he knew her before) #(bruce thinks “dissection” would = change bad or good while tim knows it just means learning and knowing) #like it's going to be painful before it gets better and bruce doesn't want to go through the pain of knowing this version of jaye #bc it means acknowledging what he's done or not done #and tim's a fixer at heart but to fix things you gotta know what you're dealing with #problem is tim fell in love and realized fixing things would just make it worst so #he is very content with his tall gf that could kill him with her thighs and lets him do his freaky experiments<3 #okay wow i was not done with the thoughts ajfkagjbsg imma stop now #jaytim #fem!jaytim

[bloodandfleshautism]

Hello people here is some SHIT I did (it’s my friend’s fault he suggested it bc he knows this fuck is my blorbo or something)

Based on:

#also yeah I changed his knee highs to thigh highs #sorry about this #i. forgot to edit out the uwu. that yeah #sorry about that #moots please forgive me I’m so sorry #scout tf2 #suggestive #maybe?? #fuck if I know it’s all a blur I just know I’ve committed a grave sin #anatomy kinda fucked bc my ass barely looked at the ref but I’m NOT going back and fixing it this is a shitpost #ankles and leg angles look kinda shit I swear I can do better I’m just lazy #pissing off now #tf2 scout

[hgrve]

byergrove when they get their own place

#byergrove #billy hargrove #jonathan b #billy's the spread legs buns out one obviously #both bc i think he runs hot at night and bc i like the thought of him feeling safe enough to relax like that #i would say this could work for hg too but i'm in the camp that they both run hot #so billy sleeps naked and steve sleeps in boxers #and during winter they both just add socks lol #also jonathan absolutely puts his cold hands between billy's thighs 🥰 #not sfw #nsft

[urlbecca]

i need to bite him

#this picture is driving me absolutely insane #also my initials on his t-shirt #I'm gonna be delulu #i have to bite those thighs #i neeeeeeeeeeed it #daniel ricciardo #also yes i cropped out max I'm not a hater I'm just too thirsty for daniel

[zelda7999]

Was told by @lavenoon and @clxckwork-sun-n-moon to draw my Sona with Eclipse-- and so here we are...! 

#my art #My Sona #My OC #Disfaiust #Accidentally Undercover Fanwork #Accidentally Undercover #Accidentally Undercover Eclipse #fnaf Eclipse #Agent Horizon #This almost feels... #*too* self indulgent #ksdajlfhaskjfh #I love how it came out #I just worry #Also hands!! #Lookit the hands! #THEY'RE ALMOST AS BIG AS HIS THIGH #I am also going crazy over the ankle grab #proud of myself for that one #OC x Eclipse #<- would that be the tag???