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yoshkeii · 2 years

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If you’re still looking for something to write maybe Lucifer with a male reader and something to do with flowers! No specific plot idea just do what you will with the prompt

hehehe... lucifer- 🏃‍♂️💨 but thank you for sending something in !! im excited to write for more fandoms that im in (ooc lucifer most likely but this guy here is too gay to care atm-)

Lucifer looked over your shoulder, curious on what you were doing that seemed to have you so focused. Seeing various flowers littered on the floor of your room and the ones being intertwined between your hands to make a circular shape. He jumped a tad seeing you look up at him, caught off guard but he quickly questioned what you were doing. And hearing you say making flowers crowns for the brothers and the others was something Lucifer didn't expect. But hearing that you were making one for him at the very moment surprised him more.

Which ended up him sitting with you on the floor, waiting till the flower crown that was being made particularly for him to be done. His eyes watched you with- curiosity. Millions of thoughts running through his head as he wondered how he would deserve such a delicate object. Something so fragile and gentle being made for a demon at that.

After noticing he was staring at you for quite a while, he cleared his throat nervously before he decided to shut his eyes. Not wanting to make you too uncomfortable with his presence.

You smiled as you finished making the flower crown for Lucifer, eyes glancing up at him to see if he was still watching. But he wasn't. His eyes closed still, which was a perfect time for you to slip it on his head. Sneaking over, you reached your hands above his head to gently place the crown in his raven-colored hair.

He had immediately opened his eyes at the sudden feeling- meeting eye contact with you in the process. Feeling his breath catch in his throat seeing that smile of yours. Noticing his reaction couldn't help but make you laugh, and that didn't help the feelings Lucifer was having. No matter if he was confused or not about it.

"It looks great on you, Luci!" You complimented with that bright smile of yours. And all the demon of pride could say was just, "Ah- does it- now...?"

#at-dusk;- 🌆#gay gay gay #i love him so much #this is most likely ooc #but fuuuck it #lucifer x male reader #lucifer x reader #obey me x male reader #obey me x reader

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regardingjenmish · 1 year

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Sounding like a broken record but don't forget to rate and review the episode on imdb!

#the winchesters #spnwin #i know i legit post this every week after the episode airs #but fuuuck it

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visions--of--collisions · 7 months

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fellas

#merch #spiderverse #hobie brown #miles morales #something something metaphor for capitalism #fuuuck me if this isn't a hell of an art/costume ref though #punkflower

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thelastharbinger · 2 years

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You know what's really rubbing salt into this wound? There is a recent Try Guys upload where because Alex is supposed to be getting married, was featured in a video where the guys had to purchase bridesmaid dresses and their engaged staff and respective partners had to select a winner for best outfit and that person was effectively to become their bridesmaid pick.

Ned literally wore a bridesmaid dress, for FUN, FOR the employee he cheated on his wife with, whom is also ENGAGED, AND had been creating content around her upcoming wedding on the channel as well. What. The. Fuck.

[Edit: Now that we know Ned and Alex have been together since at least December 2021 (when Alex's partner found pics + vids of them on her phone and asked Ned to back off--he did not), and the video mentioned above came out in February 2022...

I'm at a total mindfuck.]

[Re:Edit: Just found this on twitter...it just keeps getting worse

#it wouldve been WAY worse if in that video she actually ended up selecting ned to be her bridesmaid #but in hindsight i guess there was also a reason for that too #i mean...fuuuck #try guys #the try guys #ned fulmer #rewatching that video back now is an abdolute TRIP #also didn't he also very recently talk about maybe wanting more kids with ariel??? like sir? sir.#and the guys finally have their own show on the food network & if there were any time to be nervous abt a 2nd season well #now is it #like this screwed over everyone but most of all ariel and their kids ofc. damn.

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electrozeistyking · 28 days

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yeah no i’m still not here, i just scheduled this to post after a good chunk of people watch episode seven. i haven’t seen it yet. i have no idea what happened and that means this doesn’t count as a spoiler.

but i am assuming something off the walls happened or that it ended on a cliffhanger again (or maybe both at the same time) and that’s why i drew this. yeah this was done four days ago. i’m smart cookie

i’m assuming it came out already. kinda just guessing at this point

#murder drones #murder drones n #serial designation n #how did you know :0 #i’m definitely gonna immediately go watch the episode when i get back and not check tumblr #so i’d refrain from saying stuff like ‘oh you have no IDEA’ if i was you #either way HHWHAT THE FUUUCK #i bet my sweetest tooth i’m actually gonna say that when i watch it btw #zeisty’s goofs #this is even funnier when you consider i intentionally avoided most of the teasers

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mcybree · 2 months

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anyways. thought about last life again. did you guys know they were best friends and they loved each other so much

#trafficblr #scott smajor #smajor1995 #pearlescentmoon #last life #llsmp #fuuuck the tags for this fandom dude why are they like this #brawings

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aurawra21 · 1 month

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ACHESWAN WERE SCISSORING ON THAT DANCE FLOOR I SWEAR

#LIKE FUUUCK THE YURI ENTHISIASTS WON TODAY #Acheswan #Acheron #Black Swan #Honkai: Star Rail

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teyamsatan · 9 months

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^^^ this right here??? made me slide up a wall in need. now imagine dilf!jake, cause that's all i can imagine. enjoy x

wc: 660 words

smut under the cut, minors DNI 🔞

You loved days with Jake, you really did. He was a good leader - strong and fearless, compassionate and patient, he made everyone feel secure and at ease, made everyone feel included and heard. You loved training with him, hearing him talk, watching him listen. You loved his demeanour and his wit, and how he sacrificed so much and lost a planet and a bond to his own kind in order to protect yours. He was a good mate - considerate and thoughtful, funny and giving, he made it his life purpose to make you happy, and you appreciated him every single minute of your life.

You loved days with Jake… but nights… Eywa, the nights were the best, and you had a perfect example as of why right now, laying sideways on the bed, your head pushed so far back, it was resting in the crook of his neck, drawn out moans and skin slapping together the only sounds you could hear in the quiet of the dead of night. You haven't slept through the night once since meeting Jake. How could you, when more often than not, after a thorough fucking, he loved to fall asleep with his cock still buried deep inside of you, loved for the feel of your tight cunt and smell of your scents mingled together to be the last thing on his mind before he passed out for the night... or at least for a few hours, until you inevitably woke up, needy and desperate once more, grinding on his half-hard length until he was rock hard once more, his body unable to resist you, even asleep as he was.

Now, here you were once more, three orgasms in, crying as he slipped in and out of you with ease, your cum and slick allowing him to bottom out in you, bulging up the skin of your lower abdomen. He loved to sneak his hand from your hip, where it was rested in order to pull you further down his length, and reach around and press on the spot, until you squirmed and whined, until the tears flowed freely down your face into your ears.

"You feel how deep in you I am, angel? That's daddy's cock pushing your pretty skin up, mm? You're taking it so well, aren't you? Always so good for me."

"D-daddy... pl-please!"

His words pushed you closer and closer to the orgasm you knew would take you out for the night, the intensity of the last couple of hours taking a toll on your mind, until you were just a mess of words and incoherent babbles, drunk of his cock and the soft kisses he was peppering on the back of your neck. You could hear the smile in his voice as he spoke.

"What do you need, baby? Need daddy to let you come on his cock?"

His thrusts sharpened momentarily as he was hitting the spot that made you see stars and cry out in unadulterated ecstasy, until you were sure the whole clan could hear how well the Olo'eyktan's mate was getting fucked night after night. Right now, you couldn't find it in you to care.

"There you go, baby girl. Come for daddy so he can fill you up, mm?"

The promise of being marked by him, of his cum dripping out of you and down your thighs for days to come was enough to push you over the edge, and you came, making a mess of the mat, that needed to be changed daily anyhow, as you squirted all over him, gushes of warm liquid mixing with his own, and, spent and filled to the brim as you were, you allowed him to pull you closer and whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you drifted off to sleep.

"Daddy loves you, sweet girl."

You knew, and yet, you couldn't wait until tomorrow night, when he'd more than willingly prove it to you again.

somebody sedate me honestly