#but honestly if i had a nickel...

[egophiliac]

like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?

(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #if i had a nickel for every time a draconia ob'd while trying to save lilia #and had to be taken out by a member of this one specific bloodline with sparkly celestial hair that a fairy blessed #et cetera and so on you know the rest #i mean we know it's going to end better this time but y'know. the parallels! #oh meleanor my beloved #of course...of course she ob'd...it makes sense... #everything about this whole situation just massively sucked for everyone huh #well at least silver's biodad felt guilty about killing her i guess #i dunno i'm just havin' some feelings about all of this #lilia had both the absolute worst and absolute best things about his life come out of all this #down the two great loves of his life and also his job and reputation and 200 years of his life and uhhhh kind of everything else honestly #up some kids though! #(also one of those kids is a baby dragon who is JUST the right size to put silly hats on) #they were worth it to him! or maybe they were worth not giving up? look i am DEEP in the blorbosauce right now #if you don't want to read emotional tags about lilia twistedwonderland then don't come to egophiliac.tumblr.com

[fly-sky-high-bug-games]

Maskflies and benches~ Genesis for @kittyissac

#hollow knight #oc #commission #art #my art #birbs! #if I had a nickel for every time I had to draw a HK bench for a comm I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot and honestly not that surprisin #idk where i was going with that

[mamawasatesttube]

it's so funny to me that so many batfanon fics try to put kon as the straight man to be weirded out by tim's gotham antics. like yeah tim's life is definitely weird but of the two of them, he's not the one who's been kept on cognition-controlling drugs and enslaved by medieval furries for two entire months, so...

#honestly if anyone is going to be the straight man to play off anyone else. it's tim going What The Fuck? about kon and bart's lives #but seriously what is it with kon and getting kidnapped by nonhuman entities that want to keep him as a gladiatorial slave. #if i had a nickel.... #yeah hi sorry im thinking about the furries again. what the fuck was up with that arc. why was it like that. #rimi talks #kon

[archerofunspeakablelove]

Why do mentally ill Russians keep forming an unreasonable attachment to Alex immediately after meeting him

#chaotic ramblings #alex rider #yassen gregorovich #alexei sarov #literally why does this keep happening #both times they save his life on first meeting both times they want him to substitute someone who was important to them that they lost #vladimir for sarov and hunter for yassen #what is it with this boy smh #stormbreaker #eagle strike #skeleton key #honestly #if i had a nickel

[quinn-pop]

(pt 2/3)

a question - 1 2 3

#who are these people /j #you can probably guess but i’ll save it for another time #‘it’s none of my business’ <- literally involves both his parents #bandee you really never change #kirbyposting #my art or something #meta knight #kirby #king dedede #bandee #bandana waddle dee #metadede #if i had a nickel for every time i wrote bandee and mk discussing meta knight’s marriage— #i considered having this conversation be with Kirby and i honestly could not tell you why i chose bandee #it just happened #metadad #quinn does comics #semi future au #kirby oc #to clarify: meta has alexithymia #hmm i can really tell i didn't script this lol. i'd probably have tweaked it if it weren't in pen. such is life

[nb-hedgewolf]

What would happen if once all strong forms of magic returned to equestria... something went... wrong. What if... it brought with itself evils even beyond the threat Opaline could've ever imposed. A disease that hundreds of years ago was already mysterious and forgotten. Reawakened by all forms of magic bursting with power at the same time.

My Little Pony: Cutiemark Chaos

#mlp infection au #mlp g5 #uhh... maybe don't expect me making a lot of this because well um... i am busy irl </3 and still sorta figuring out things for this small #fun project that i decided to start out of... seeing so many aus like this... honestly if i had a nickel for every au i made on a whim... #i'd have enough money for my actual life passion project lmao #anyways these aus are fun and i'm not... unknown to make pony body horror so um #hiii! #|| Cutiemark Chaos || #|| the jackal's art ||

[neokonewman]

Those type of People: I hate how pale the human!Alastor concept is because he’s supposed to be a mixed race and looks pale as f•ck! He’s basically a white man! Gross!

Me, a mixed black person who has the near exact skin tone as most of the interpretations of human!Alastor: …

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #discourse mention #drama mention #racism mention #colorism mention #if i had a nickel for every time this take has happen #i would honestly have at least a dollar by now #neo muses #some people just only see one shade of dark skin huh

[falllpoutboy]

Chapters: 1/5 Fandom: The Bear (TV 2022) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sydney Adamu/Carmen "Carmy" Berzatto

baby’s first sydcarmy fanfic ! read it and be nice please 🥺

#sydcarmy #carmy x sydney #if i had a nickel every time i wrote a gotasoiaf arranged marriage au fic i'd have two nickels #its honestly not that weird it happened twice!

[my-current-obsession]

My hyper-specific type when it comes to otome guys:

- Absolutely pathetic - Cannot speak to a girl normally to save his life - Tries to be calm/aloof, but turns tsundere when flustered enough - A good and pure man at heart, yet does some questionable things - ...Little Red Riding Hood???

#heart fragment #taisho x alice #otome #doofenshmirtz voice: if i had a nickel for every time i fell in love with a video game guy heavily associated to little red riding hood... #..i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice! #i made this post basically as a way to announce i played heart fragment recently. and uh. it's REALLY GOOD #i probably do love clive the most (and i was immediately interested/biased considering his similarities to Red) but... #the rest of the cast is great too! I ADORE shannon and i am beyond ready to figure out what jasper's deal is #and honestly i'm into the mystery and the strained family relationship aspects too. just great writing all around even beyond the romances #this is one of Those Games that messes with you and the more you play it the more it sneaks new creepy stuff in #whatever the hell is going on with inigo in the dreams is unsettling. and i love it. #but seriously i'd recommend this to any otome fan and ESPECIALLY taiali fans considering the similarities go far beyond just this #you like fairy tales? you like exploring psychological issues and trauma? this is the game for you #also you can date guys AND girls which is a rare treat! again - i LOVE shannon. i just... love clive even more #but to be fair i think the hangup is that no matter what you're very close and friendly with shannon #so even if you don't romance her you still have a great relationship with her regardless #meanwhile with clive he's starting as a stranger and you basically have to be a jerk to him or blow him off which hurts my heart #and also clive seems to fall kind of fast and hard for you so the relationship developing in a romantic direction just feels. right IMO #i can accept being just besties with shannon (even though I definitely still love her romance outcomes) #but it pains me to spurn clive's affections #on an unrelated note i do intend to post my thoughts (basically a review) of winter's wish: spirits of edo #but i want to finish getting the sorrow endings for CGs and lore which means a second run through several routes

[send-me-a-puffalope]

just got through a 4 hour video essay on shipwrecked 64 um. might be slightly regretting that rn cause its 3 am and i have to sleep but. 10/10, banger fucking horror game/arg. so fucking cool.

#gotta be some of my favorite horror games of all time #the worldbuilding is so cool #also #if i had a nickel every time the name elizabeth comes up in my daily life id be fucking rich #elizabeth baker shipwrecked 64 my beloved #something about voice actors... all the guy VAs are just like yup. thats just another character. but then theres always like one female VA #that makes me go *head snap* *full attention* #tbf elizabeth's VA also just had the sweetest voice #i love voices if you couldnt tell #also watched battington's fnaf the horror attraction video today #shoutout to whoever was vanessa's VA because holy shit??? horror scream of the century shitttt #that shit was visceral #there is no joy like seeing your blorbo show up in places you did not expect your blorbo to show up in #in every fnaf adaption/interpretation vanessa has shown up in a random point in the timeline LMFAOOO and honestly im so into it #nat's rambles

[snomfee-cup]

cc o (____\ I started playing Ghost Trick and

(_________) if I had a nickel for everytime Lynne has died so far, I'd have 4 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened 4 times so far.

#ghost trick #ghost trick: phantom detective #lynne #lynne ghost trick #if i had a nickel for everytime X happened I'd have X nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened X times #snom #snom in a coffee cup #snomfee cup #I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I get more nickels soon #especially considering I'm only on chapter 7

[egophiliac]

Wait, did you put a photo of Vil and Neige as kids in Eric’s office??

oh good, I was afraid that wasn't going to read properly and people would just be like "what is this supposed to be". :') but yeah! I like to think Eric was pretty fond of Neige as a kid! single dad sees orphan child approximately the same age as his own son and goes "hmm. okay, you guys are going to be friends now." (this did not go as well as he'd hoped.)

(also I do love how it's kind of a running joke that everyone loves Neige except for Vil, who's standing over in the corner and just seething with furious irrational hatred. someday maybe he'll find someone who doesn't think Neige is the best thing since cinnamon rolls.)

#art #twisted wonderland #vil: am i massively projecting my own hangups and insecurities onto someone who i would otherwise find only mildly annoying #vil: no it must be neige who is wrong #idk i just like neige a lot! he's sweet and i find him fascinating honestly #there's ONE offhanded comment about how oh yeah he's been orphaned since a young age and just never talks about it #he lives with a bunch of dwarves and cooks and cleans for them and this has been going on since he was like eight #like. hello?! #there's a whole backstory here that we're never going to get more than this single crumb of and frankly that makes it better #man if i had a nickel for every fandom about fairytale characters in high school #where i instantly fell in love with the snow white character #i'd have two nickels et cetera you know the rest

[rukafais]

i think if you are going to talk about drizzt, you haven't read the series in a literal decade or whatever, and you start with "i read this series as a teenager/young kid/in childhood" i simply will reach through cyberspace to hand you a copy of whatever book you were about to summarize because 9 times out of 10 you are misremembering that shit

#if i had a nickel for some wildly inaccurate thing someone said that was prefaced with OH THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD about the drizzt books #id have. more nickels than i expected honestly

[psykoe100]

Happy pride to my two favorite bois <3

#if i had a nickel for every time an incredibly overpowered shonen protagonist get headcanoned as bi by the fandom #honestly i'd probably have more than two nickels #anyway i made this during pride month but i didn't finish it in time 😭 #eh whatever who checks the date anyway lol #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #shigeo kageyama #mha #bnha #izuku midoryia #my art

[psychologeek]

Double Standards (light it up):

You know, in light of everything going on in Colombia U and Harvard, etc., I wonder -

They say harassing random people and murder and rape and the vandalism of (everything Jewish) is ok, bc it's "retaliation".

Continue this line of thoughts, does it mean I get Carte Blanche to burn a local mosque?

After all, my family had been oppressed for wayyy more than 75 years under the Yemeni occupation. We were exiled and had to flee for our lives. My grandma told me stories about their journey, the little she remembers. She nearly died.

(we think she had a brother who did)

Also, does it mean I'm allowed to go and beat up anyone wearing a cross?

I mean, my other grandma's cousins were murdered by Christians in Auschwitz-Birkenau (her grandad survived and came to live with them in Israel after the holocaust. But that's another story.)

*for the record - idk how your family things go, but I met most of this grandma's cousins and can name/give a detail about at least half of them. Also just last weekend we talked about her aunt that died as her refugee's ship broke halfway through the journey to Israel. I know this story and the ship name and the aunt and her kids since I was a kid. So yes, those memories are part of my life.)

And I guess people shouldn't be able to talk Spanish in public. After all, we all Know what They did in 1492.

But why going back so much?

There's exile of Jews from Iran in the 70s. But you'll never hear about it.

You'll never hear about the way we were kicked from Afghanistan and Lybia and Tunisia (where, btw, a mob burnt down an ancient synagogue this very year.)

No one's talking about how jews were kicked out of Egypt.

(this is how ppl sound. If that make you think "well, actually -"then, why isn't it never applied to us?)

#spain #retaliation #yeah right #double standards #goyim can reblog #so fucking tired of this #if i had a nickel #for every country we WEREN'T exiled from #I don't think I'd have 2 nickels #honestly #exiled #murdered #or oppressed any other way #like in the Hijaz - you can't Exile the Jews if Jews aren't allowed to live there in first place #you know #or the uk in the 1200s iirc #or USSR #can't exile jews if you don't allow judaism #ancient Egypt is sort of the counterpoint #but it's more like “oh no you can't let those slave go! they are mine!” #antisemism #antisemitism #antisemism all the way down #hi do you remember how western culture is literally based on the oppression of jews? #that were not allowed to own land and in some places were only allowed to qork with money #which means the local monarch could always point at them as “those who take the money” #and if there were financial issues #just exile/kill them and take away all their things #who cares about them greedy dirty jews anyway? #jumblr

[thelonghairedone]

A particular similarity

If I had a nickel every time I read a book series written by a  homestuck fanfic writer that had an older Male-Male-Female polyamorous trio that includes a space emperor, murder, dubious immortality and ends with only one of them left alive, I would have two nickels.

Which isn’t much but it is weird it happened twice.

#the dios apate trio a bit more dysfunctional tho #honestly 19 Adze being complicit in Yskander's murder is taken in stride by the other two #Yskander doesn't even seem mad about that #A Memory Called Empire #Gideon the Ninth #the locked tomb #Harrow the Ninth #tlt spoilers #A Memory called Empire spoilers #Tasmyn Muir-handshake meme- Arkady Martine: These old people FUCK #shitpost #tlt #Teixcalaanli series #i would have two nickels meme #just recently found out about the homestuck connection so i am adding that in in edit #i hadn't known that about Arkady Martine but i had read a couple of her fics back in the day