#but i like dainsleif

[shadowed-dancer]

Characters that are younger than Xiao and it feels wrong

Over half the archons (Nahida, Focalors, Furina, probably the pyro archon and the Tsaritsa assuming they were born after the cataclysm. Idk I feel like we assume gods should be the oldest and they just... aren't)

Yae Miko

Dainsleif

NEUVILLETTE

Characters that are older than Xiao and it feels wrong

Ganyu

#genshin impact #xiao #yae miko #neuvillette #dainsleif #ganyu #nahida #focalrs #furina #genshin memes #genshin impact memes #in my mind it makes sense that the other adepti are older than xiao #but Ganyu weirds me out #he's her teacher and he's held in such high respects what do you mean she's maybe 1000 years older than him??? #also like. ancient warrior fighting a never ending battle vs overworked secretary. I just feel like Ganyu should be younger and yet #to be clear we don't have confirmed ages for Xiao OR ganyu #but Ganyu joined rex lapis 3000 years ago #Xiao joined him 2000 years ago #so it's led a lot of people to think she's older

[birdsofpasssage]

some post-caribert dains

#that one paimon dialogue shading him for being 500 with working olfactory sense like GIRL he’s not the only 500 y.o you know #anyways i have such an unimaginable visceral hatred for dain’s outfit details #when can i wife him so i can put him in a wedding dress instead #dainsleif #genshin impact #genshin #原神

[zephyrine-gale]

working on some new charms!

#genshin impact #my art #its kind of a random assortment of characters but Im just going with the flow ajkfj #anyway my favs to draw were yelan itto and heizou #kicky squad slay #dainsleif was a last min addition bc i needed someone in that slot ajdjhg #and the other three are all mondstadt boys so #there he is #i mighttt still tweak some of the designs?? but theyre like that for now!! #until i render them

[ruebird]

dainkae + something unspoken

#dainsleif #kaeya alberich #dainkae #i grab them in my mouth and shake them rigorously like a dog #drawings #genshin impact

[insertsomthinawesome]

Vibrates intensely in emotional reunion.

Look I know this is now how it went 😔 but I really wanted to use this quote for these two (its from How to Train your Dragon 2), imagine Dainsleif feeling so much joy and relief upon finding the Lost Prince alive and well, him showing more vulnerability than Paimon and Lumine have ever seen. ITS NOT CANON, BUT IT COMPELS ME!!! xD

-NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-

#genshin impact #Kaeya alberich #dainsleif #dainsleif the bough keeper #kaeya genshin impact #dainsleif genshin impact #Isa's fanart #insertsomethinawesome #June2023 #The shading on this got so wildly out of control SDFLJSDLKGJSDLGSD #I told myself it would be simple. Then I didn't make it simple #tis my curse. I let these things get out of hand xD #Sometimes its good and fine!!! But other times i need to. Not #So I actually finish projects and don't keep perpetuating my perfectionism #THAT BEING SAID THO I LOVE HOW THIS TURNED OUT #Httyd 2 my beloved #I love this quote in the original context ;;v;; #and I like getting to abuse it for other contexts >:3c #Let dainsleif be soft. and also force him to take a break and a nap asdlfJSDLGKJSDGLKJSD

[chaoticentropy]

Dainsleif, Twilight Sword for @auri-ace

#genshin impact #genshinedit #genshinimpactedit #gif #dainsleif #paimon #mine: gif #mine: all #Thank you for requesting! I hope you like it! #Sorry for the delay.

[in-halingstardust]

The way he makes you breathless~

A/N: First nsfw post! Lmk if u likey likey (ꈍ ‸ ꈍ✿)///. With my genshin men, because I love them. Tags: !mdni , light bondage w/ ribbons, light dacryphilia, blowjobs, overstimulation, praise cuz you a good girl, hehe lots of cum

The way he makes you breathless.

Literally.

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Fingertips dig into the soft flesh of your throat as he leans into you. You can feel everything at once. The way his nails makes small indents into flesh that will definitely bruise tomorrow and the way he makes his hand travel down flicking your clit before clutching the flesh of your thigh steading you as your body jumps moaning out his name.

If stopped looking at the stars filling your vision and peered at him you could see a blush covering his whole face as he moves against you, him biting his lips eyes scrunched in pure pleasure. Your smile as you curve your back in delight as you flex against- him coming undone.

"Fu-Fuck! You feel- so good." He breaths letting go of your airway as you take a gasp, the stars becoming more clear turning into the dark specks on your ceiling as your body shudders.

You can feel sticky warmth trying to leak out and he knows as well as he ruts it back in, making sure nothing can spill. It's important to him. Through all the bite marks, the eclipse shapes of his nails on your throat that he does this in a way that was for you to know- you are his and he is yours.

You gently wrap your arms around his neck as he try to begin again, and you cry overstimulated, "Stop, not yet." But your lying to yourself because it comes out in a way that pleads 'Yes, please more!'. It's a good thing he understands you so well because he thrusts in again his pace steadying to reach every single part of you.

He does this until you are breathless again.

Who: SCARA, Tighnari, Kaeya

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Your hands are tied, wrist together encompassed with a red bow as you shyly lean forward, showing how how your tits are tucked perfectly into a lacy bra, ribbons lacing in intricate patterns as they all tie to the back.

A present just for him.

But he is a good boy, and is patiently waiting to unwrap you.

He looks at you, hands fisting pre-cum from his cock onto black gloves. You blushed as you opened your legs more on his command, those black gloves were the same ones he used to rig you together into a present for him. You remember the way cool leather feels fire against skin.

He only cocks his head to the side, a firm blush covering to the tip of his ears as he begs you to play with yourself, him stroking in sync at the way your breath goes in and out.

It feels so good, better than it does alone and you lean back into a mountain of pillows, the gentle tightness of the satin rubbing your skin taught. You rub against the thin piece of lace that is drenched, you feel the knot forming in your stomach as you press firm circles into yourself.

You're giving him a show. A damn good one as he grunts, "Archons, you are too beautiful." He strokes faster mesmerized by the way your hips move up and down with him, "This wet, just for me."

It makes you feel powerful to hear him- strong even- to hear him gasp as he grunts the sounds echoing in the room. That you had this effect on him.

His final peak, that is what makes you breathless.

You tilt your head to the side. Him slump against the chair, head hanging back as he gulps in air, his whole cock spent white dripping against dark slacks and black gloves.

‌Who: Diluc, Dainsleif, ZHONGLI, Ayato

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He is entirely too big for you, but that doesn't stop you. Opening your mouth wider as his cock sits on your tongue. Its rough, and you can barely breath with the way he fills you, but when you take a breath through your nose and to look up to his face.

Oh my Archons. It's worth it.

He's barely holding on, his chest heaving in an out his whole body willing him not to destroy your pretty mouth. The way his hands are gripping your head with such a tenderness underlay with feral appetite to use you until he is empty.

You can see it in the way his eyes are molten with desire bleeding into you and your feel your heart match his inticipation.

Relax. As you take more, a gurgle comes out of you as you feel the tip on the back of his throat and he groans gripping you tighter, barely in control of himself, "Baby- please, I!"

You take him until he is a crying mess bobbing up and down using your hands when you couldn't reach any further. Him just babbling of how good you are to him.

That he is so close, and when he cums you are breathless as he fills you spilling into the back of your throat as your milk whatever he has to give you.

Who: ITTO!!!!, Childe, Cyno

#genshin impact smut #genshin smut #genshin x reader #genshin imagines #genshin men x reader #I don't really wanna tag everything so like here are my favorite boys tagged... #scaramouche smut #dainsleif smut #zhongli smut #childe smut #scara x reader #dainsleif x reader #zhongli x reader #childe x reader

[tizeline]

Hueahheuahehueeh been a bit burnt out on Genshin the last couple of months but the promise of, not only Kheanriah lore, but Dainsleif and Kaeya meETING!? Hello?? Please I need Kaeya's Kheanriahn heritage to be addressed within an actual quest and not just in his character story GOD.

#wouldn't it be actually hilarious if Dain and Kaeya didn't actually end up meeting in the quest #like they both show up but never at the same time #i might actually set fire to my computer if that happens ahahhahahahah #hoyo better not mess this up I wont be able to handle that!!!!! :D #my art #tizel art #genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact fanart #dainsleif #albedo #timaeus

[nekoashiii]

Would you write about Dainsleif? I mean I know khanri'ah didn't belive in archons but the creator? He would be even more protective than some others not only because he was a royal knight but the creator could be part of the last bits that keeps him together

Just a thought

Ofcourse i write for the one and only, took me a couple of hour to finish it ngl

Cw: Cult au genshin, mentions of cataclysm. certain someone talks to another certain someone

he would be protective, IF he could. after all there is no way he is going to show his face in front of archons, he doesnt like those whom destroyed his home.

work continues under the line

Archons can say the same to him aswell, they don't like some khaenri'ahn creatures as it would hurt the divinity of teyvat.

But that wont stop Dainsleif whatsoever, he is annoyed that he has to leave the moment he senses someone that isn't traveler; though that doesn't mean he barely interacts with you,

Possibly going as far as giving you mirror-like devices to look over you when he cant physically be there. some times he truly thinks why he ever interacted with you, you are a god after all, aren't you?

tap tap tap

he walked towards your room, you are currently not in there; he can't sense a presence in that direction, his golden eyes are now closed in delight as he stood in your room, Ah a heavenly aura that only his god can emit.

"Mmm..." he said as he walked deeper in the room, a stack of gray colored books laid on your desk, interesting, he can offer more knowledge that any book. might as well see what it is about.

as his hand reached to pick the book, a foreign yet familiar voice ringed in the room.

"Oh, i assume you are back [name]?"

silence

he walked near the source of the voice, a hand mirror? it looked quite old. "And who may you be? i can assure you that their majesty isn't here yet. Also should one remind you to mind your mannerism? their highness isn't just anyone to be referred as their holy name. hm"

"...."

He lifted up the mirror to see who he exactly was talking to. out of every possible thing he didn't expect to see him.

"You... if my memory isn't failing me, you should be that captain from Khaenri'ah."

"delighted to meet you after 500 years you scum."

Shatter

pieces of glass covered the floor. he looked at the now broken mirror, only a scowl could've been seen on his face. he sees how it is. Khaenri'ahn scum trying to take advantage of their majesty; It's reasons are unknown, but as long as he; Rex lapis stands by your side till his last breath may he protect you from harm.

#sagau #sagau cult au #x reader #dainsleif x reader #sagau zhongli #genshin x reader #creator!reader #maaaaan i really liked this one

[anantaru]

dainsleif we all know you‘re a pessimist but it‘s alright, we still love you loads🙏🏻

#i don‘t even know why this was so funny to me BAHAHAHAHA #dainsleif dumping information about him in each of those videos #he treats them like a diary almost #๑•ᴗ•๑ yoru approved' #genshin impact

[nightmareonpeachstreet]

Dainsleif: I still don’t trust Kaeya Alberich, I’ll have to keep an eye on him

*after 3 months of watching Kaeya’s every move*

Dainsleif: Mission failed. I’m in love with this man now.

#I think the final straw would be Kaeya in his incredibly pretty new outfit and him being a good big brother for Klee #cause like #if I wasn't already in love with him that would've done it for me #no one can observe Kaeya for an extended period of time and not fall in love with him at least a little. it's not possible #Dainsleif #Kaeya #Dainkae #Genshin Impact //

[throwaway-yandere]

Considering to the current 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐬 poll results, this is the last fic to be uploaded...

𝑫𝒐𝒍𝒄𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝑵𝒖𝒐𝒗𝒐 (Yandere!Dainsleif/Reader)

Unreliable Synopsis:  “Fairytale worlds follow fairytale laws. There’s always a protagonist burdened with impossible tasks who will follow the rule of three, witness transformations, find talking animals, and learn the power of kept promises. So, before you embark on your journey, young (Y/n), have you heard of the Ugly Duckling’s tale?” 

Content Tags/Warnings: nothing (?) cuz I would never hurt my husband fr (will update if it does lmao)

Upload Date: TBA, approximately December 28, 2023 (8PM, Thursday, UTC+8)

It's here

#fun fact: that name was supposed to be the neuvillette one— neuv fic was supposed to be about reader being like a jojo character and #bullshtting their way out of sht. thank the lord i rewatched dr house and i made the neuv fic painful instead hAHAHAHAHAHAH— #dain now has Dolce Stil Nuovo and he's just a lil #dingleaf 🥰🥰🥰 #like all dainfics- this one has multiple drawings. i cant resist drawing fairyte illustrations lmao #another fun fact: this idea came to me while me and mei messed around at 4am playing EBG. #i couldn't say his name and she called him dingleaf. #we couldn't stop laughing and i searched dingleaf up on the internet and boom. i saw a duck. #so ugly duckling!dain exists 🔥🔥🔥 #HAHAH #ill stfu now thanks #yandere dainsleif

[nanbaka-82]

Describing Genshin Characters in (1) minute

#I die for like a week and drop this thing I made in 5 mins #genshin #genshin impact #kaeya alberich #diluc ragnvindr #arataki itto #yae miko #jean gunnhildr #genshin zhongli #eula lawrence #albedo genshin #albedo kreideprinz #venti genshin impact #dainsleif genshin impact #genshin memes

[kumaronoa]

Prince Aether is growing up fast, but still has trouble speaking certain words 😔 (+ he wants to be as cool as Dain )

#genshin impact #aether #dainsleif #genshin aether #genshin dainsleif #genshin fanart #fanart #sketches #doodles #hes so silly #also thanks for everyone who likes them too #i love this lil found family and im glad to see others also do

[kakyoinyoungpope]

happy belated jing yuan day to all those that celebrate

#honkai star rail #hsr #jing yuan #march 7th #I promise I’m not turning into a hsr blog I just have more fresh ideas for it than genshin rn #also. I think you can be 500 years old and be spiritually 40. dainsleif does this very well #I hope that comes across that I’m not saying he’s 42 in individual years but like 400 something and 42 at the same time

[sleepless-rants]

When dainsleif was narrating chiori's collected miscellany and he said:

"Every kingdom runs on its own rules, and those who enter its territory must make sure to respect the law of the land, whatever their private beliefs may be. What am I insinuating? Nothing. I'm merely musing about fashion in general."

That was so silly of him. It made me have such normal thoughts.

#am i reading too much into it #Idgaf about the kit of characters im not pulling for but I still watch every collected miscellany #partly because its nice to hear his voice more than once every two decades #partly for stuff like this #like at the end of every collected miscellany he cant hold back the khaenri'ahn any longer and occasionally #you get the good stuff like this one #genshin impact #dainsleif #genshin