#but it's weird that it happened twice

[psychicpinenut]

JAMIE LEE CURTIS IN EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE AND THE BEAR SEASON 2

#the bear #thebearedit #the bear edit #the bear fx #everything everywhere all at once #eeaaoedit #jamie lee curtis #donna berzatto #deirdre beaubeirdre #dailyflicks #cinematv #filmtvdaily #filmtvcentral #televisiongifs #tvedit #tvarchive #nessa007 #mywork #if i had a nickel for every time jamie lee curtis drove a car through a kitchen i'd have two nickels which is not a lot #but it's weird that it happened twice

[peppered-moths]

i think that the majorwood dynamic this season is going to be about fate. subverting fate, specifically.

think about it: they’re both known for breaking the rules of the series. a green killing reds, a boogeyman refusing to kill at all. they break the rules, but only one of them has ever succeeded.

martyn doesn’t understand it. they’ve played the same games, walked the same invisible lines, but scott always comes out on top. he gets a happy afterlife, a sacrifice that means something. he gets to win.

why do martyn’s sacrifices never mean anything? he dies at the feet of the king he couldn’t save, fights to the end and dies anyways. he gets broken up with! he doesn’t understand.

so it must be fate. martyn should just let go, let the tides of destiny take him where they will. and yet. and yet.

he partners with scott out of curiosity, he tells himself. he wants to know what makes fate (and the Ones that pull the strings) so fond of him. he learns very quickly they aren’t.

the truth is this: scott doesn’t give a damn about destiny. he does whatever he wants to, lives in the moment because, really, what else is there? martyn aches. he thinks it might be jealousy. he knows it’s not.

he thinks scott is moonlight; ephemeral, beautiful, doomed. he grins at martyn and tells him cheerfully that fate shouldn’t dictate his choices. martyn thinks he’ll die if he doesn’t follow fate. martyn thinks a lot of things about scott.

martyn comes trudging back to the coral isles one day and sees two familiar heads. scott and pearl. they have their feet in the water, heads leaned close together, like they’re sharing a private joke, like they weren't at each others' throats last season. a moment later, pearl snickers, and their peals of laughter ring across the ocean.

scott’s laugh sounds like sunlight. his eyes are beautiful.

this could be… a problem.

#majorwood #if i had a nickel for every time i wrote an analysis post about mean gills that turned into a ficlet i'd have two nickels #which isn't a lot #but it's weird that it happened twice #ficlet #trafficshipping #limited life smp #scott smajor #smajor1995 #inthelittlewood #martyn inthelittlewood #life series #trafficblr #traffic spoilers

[irepookie]

If I had a penny for each time Matt Smith has played a Blond Prince Consort who was related to the monarch they're married to...

I'd have two pennies, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

#matt smith #daemon targaryen #philip mountbatten #Dont know if this has been done already #but here you go #obligatory yearly matt hyperfuxation #this lad does more for my mental health than therapy #hotd #the crown #im sensing a pattern here #i know he has so much rangethese two characters alone `prove that #but it's weird that it happened twice #two pennies meme

[ingravinoveritas]

Life imitating art...

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #staged #or 'Brokeback Mount Him' which is what I am referring to Staged as from here on out #staged 3 #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #i can't unsee it and now neither can you #if i had a nickel for every time a lost female tourist found a nice gay couple to give her directions home #i'd have two nickels #but it's weird that it happened twice #cinematic parallels #i can't even with this #tell me again that they're not a couple #ineffable lovers

[noisester]

@asterismas: Are you having fun, Noise Noisester(TM)? Are you okay with watching The Horrors & The Agonies unfold from the sidelines of the dash? Are you still aiding Noise Emptyzone(TM) through the psychic link that binds you together in rat bastardness? Better think that through, though. You might need that energy for yourself when The Agonies eventually reach you. BAM. Speaking of which-- why, isn't this a familiar sight! Not that Mr. Incognito has any time to waste on greetings after demolishing your door; they just go straight to gripping you in an oversized fist before pulling you closer.

"YOU."

"WHERE IS HE."

Hello, Mr. Incognito Asterismas who is TOTALLY not the missus in disguise which I also TOTALLY didn't find out the hard way through last year's April fools funny moment, how's the horr-- annnddd he's being gripped.

He'll be blunt; that jumpscare really got him. He was honestly expecting the goop freak to change his mind last second and lunge at him next, but... Huh. Was that foreshadowing from the very beginning, or a poorly-timed statement?

"...Hazel?"

He hoarsely squeaked out. Despite being MORE than grateful that his girlfriend didn't get hurt on the way one less detail to stress about-- Wh. What else could his brain spew out with such a small reaction window, genuinely--

What is she cooking? Figuratively speaking.

#◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞ #◜ 🍰 . inbox ◞ #IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERYTIME A MUSE BROKE INSIDE MY HEADQUARTERS DURING THE ANGST SEASON I'D HAVE TWO NICKELS #WHICH ISN'T A LOT #BUT IT'S WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE

[gabiwnomagic]

Could you draw Sarah Phillips and James Hiller from Liberty's Kids? All grown-up and Sarah wearing a new gorgeous more grown-up dress and James looking like the official inheritor of Ben Franklin's printing company, except with a shirt a little more open a the collar than his mentor's? LOL

If you didn't ship these two, were you actually paying attention in your middle school American history class?

#liberty's kids #sarah phillips #james hiller #i made james look like my howl because i feel that is what u wanted #If I had a nickel for every time my art was compared to Liberty's Kids #I'd have two nickels- which isn't a lot #but it's weird that it happened twice #my art #art request #hope this doesnt awaken anything in me

[thermodynamic-comedian]

me: no, there's no real consistency to my video game hyperfixations, none at all. i can like any genre, any style, any theme. i just happen to latch onto what i happen to latch onto, there's no pattern, such is the way of the adhd.

my brain when the game is story-driven, overtly meta, with too many possible endings to count, and the narrator of the story is a character themself: YOOO-

#if i had a nickel #but it's weird that it happened twice #tsp #the stanley parable #bad end theater #tsp narrator #bad end theater tragedy #video games #tspud #adhd #hyperfixation #actually adhd #adhd memes

[lord-of-the-weird]

james mcavoy

april 21 1979

#if i had a nickel for every time i got into an actor just before their birthday i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot #but it's weird that it happened twice

[trannanas]

If I had a nickel for every time The Doctor, played by David Tennant, regenerated into himself while trying to defeat a reality-threatening madman and afterwards went on to live with a character named Rose and an old companion, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

#doctorwho #but it's weird that it happened twice #doctor who anniversary #doctor who 60th spoilers #doctor who 60th anniversary #doctor who 60th anniversary part 3 #david tennant #russell t davies #donna noble #catherine tate #doctor who spoilers #The Giggle

[backstraightboys]

Ryan Corr any time he's offered a role that doesn't involve impregnating some other man's wife:

#ryan corr #harwin strong #simon beecher #house of the dragon #hotd #the secrets she keeps #if i had a nickle for every time that happened #i would have two nickels #but it's weird that it happened twice

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

why does writing doctor who fanfic always ends me up googling british railways

#always is an exaggeration #but it's weird that it happened twice #and like i have to get so indepth every time why #i mean i dont Need to #but it feels important #me 14 in one hand yaz in the other in...........wait where is the support group #i kinda assumed london since most companions seem to live around there but that kinda sucks for our sheffield-liverpool team doesnt it fhkg #this is the reason yaz gives for never coming #not even unreasonable #maybe they move around #they probably move around #also everyone: we can just use facetime! yaz: i cant read suddenly i dont know #anyway me with 14 in one hand yaz in another sneaking out of support group like how do i get these two to the doctors house now #okay they GOT here. and im assuming yaz doesnt have a car but does the doctor #probably right? #yaz watching 14 drive: this is just wrong. who are you. alien impostor. i dont know you #14: i can drive! ive had cars! #yaz: dont believe it. never told me #shes so mad its really fun to write #as gracious as she is when she wants to be. when she DOESNT want to be. she uses all those same things she was gracious about earlier #and shes like AMMUNITION #i love her

[jikimo-world]

I love hws Spain as much as I love to see him getting beaten up by all his ex colonies in current times

#If I had a nickel for every time he was canonically beaten by them #I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot #but it's weird that it happened twice #hetalia #aph spain #hws spain #Am I biased? Yes

[tachiguin]

I had forgotten up until yesterday but Mori actually saw Tanizaki in action during the secret meeting for PM and ADA teamup. He acted cool, but I imagine him going "holy shit I could have died" because he genuinely didn't realize it until it would have been too late. The way Mori went "oh... an illusion ability? well this has been great but I'm out" [speedwalking away]

#mori ougai #tanizaki junichirou #bsd #bungou stray dogs #if i had a nickel for every time tanizaki came close to assassinating mori #i would have two nickels #but it's weird that it happened twice

[dandelionsandderivatives]

"A little more of the same, Jane. What matter the planetesimal hypothesis or the quantum theory compared to such a dinner? Come, Jane, don't tell me you're ignorant of the quantum theory. A woman may get by without knowing about the planetesimal hypothesis but the quantum theory, Jane, is a necessity in any well-regulated household."

People are so very concerned with quantum mechanics in books written in the 30s.

I mean, I understand it was a very significant development at the time, but I'm still surprised that I've seen multiple novelists comment on it as a Significant Thing in the News.

#and by this I mean that I was just rereading Gaudy Night and they make jokes about Planck's constant #so my sample size is two #not a lot #but it's weird that it happened twice #l m montgomery #jane of lantern hill #lantern hill book club #physics

[lifeimitatesmeme]

#he gives good voice #i want to curl up and sleep in their throats don't judge me #john huston #marc alaimo #keith carradine #david carradine #ian mcshane #michael wincott #which isn't a lot of carradines #but it's weird that it happened twice #swoon worthy voices

[crow-in-snow]

Nothing to see here, just Peter Capaldi eating grapes...

#peter capaldi #peter capaldi's hands #malcolm tucker #is there nothing this man cannot do sexily #if i had a nickel #for every thing in which pcap eats grapes #i'd have two nickels #but it's weird that it happened twice