#but no one actually cheats

[autisticlancemcclain]

Okay. Kitchen. Snack. Water. Washroom. Ten minutes. Back to project before the delicate (oh my God so delicate) lining collapses. He can do this. He just has to go go go —

Lance’s giggles make him backtrack from where he just speedwalked by the common room. The man is sitting sideways on an overstuffed chair, legs swinging over the armrest, making goo-goo eyes at his phone. Hunk rolls his eyes fondly. Lance has been glued to that phone since the second Keith’s pod blipped out of sight. It’s cute, Keith and Lance, in the way that makes Hunk to vomit a little.

(Nah, not really. He’s happy for them, but you know. Can’t let that kinda cheese slide. He’s gotta tease, at least a little.)

“I miss you,” comes Lance’s sigh. Hunk huffs a laugh, as quietly as he can. Miss him? Keith’s only been gone three days!

Lance has his headphones on, so Hunk can’t hear Keith’s response. It must have been a pretty good joke, though, because Lance bursts into laughter, head thrown back and shoulders shaking. The sound makes Hunk quirk up a smile, and it’s several moments before his mirth dies down a bit, leaving behind a sappy smile and heart-eyes like Hunk’s never seen.

“God, I love you, Sam. I feel like I haven’t seen you in months.”

Lance continues on with his conversation, telling a silly story from training this morning, but Hunk can’t hear him over the blood rushing in his ear. His heart drops to the floor, and he rips himself away from the doorway, eyes wide and horrified, barely shoving down a sharp gasp.

Sam?!

Who the fuck is Sam? Why is Lance — Lance, who cries every time Keith leaves on a mission, who always has a hand on Keith when he’s around, who mentions Keith in every conversation, who brags about Keith to random people — telling some other man he loves him? Telling him he misses him in the months they’ve been apart? Keith only left a few days ago. It’s —

Hunk swallows roughly, gripping his hands together tightly. Lance is his best friend. His closest friend, his oldest friend. He’s known Lance since before they could walk, and loved him that long, as well. Lance is good and kind, smart and brave, and up until now — well. Hunk thought he was loyal, too.

Lance, a cheater. It doesn’t seem real. It seems like a dream, like a waking nightmare. How could Lance be so cruel? How could he be entrusted to deeply with Keith’s heart, how could he know that Keith has trouble with trust, and still do this to him? How could he betray Keith in the worst possible way?

Hunk rushes back to his workshop, heart heavy and brain whirring. He can’t — Lance is his best friend.

But Keith is his friend, too.

———

The situation plagues him nonstop in the days it takes for Keith to finish his Blade mission, and everyone can tell. He completely loses his appetite, except for in the late nights, hours spent overthinking in the dark making him stress-eat.

Lance is the first to voice his concern, of course. Cornering him in the hallway, brown eyes narrow in concern.

“What’s wrong, Hunk?” he asks, soft. He places a gentle hand on Hunk’s bicep.

Before, the gesture would have comforted him. He would have sagged forward immediately, into his best friend’s embrace, spilling everything.

But now… he can’t now, obviously.

He laughs, nervously, shaking Lance’s hand off him and pretending he can’t see the hurt in his eyes.

“I’m good. No worries. Just a difficult project. Nothing you need to stress about.”

He does his best to twist his face into a smile, holding his breath. Lance holds his gaze for several moments, scrutinizing, before he sighs and steps back.

“If you’re sure.”

Hunk nods, not even bothering to make an excuse before scurrying away.

Shiro is the next to approach him, two mugs of tea and a comforting smile, but Hunk makes an excuse and rushes off before Shiro can even convince him to sit down — if Lance’s sad eyes make him squirm, Shiro’s gentle concern will make him crack for real.

One by one, the rest of the team approaches him, all in their own way. Hunk evades and makes excuses. He knows they’re all worried, and he feels bad, but he’s in between a rock and a hard place and it fucking sucks. Obviously, he doesn’t want to betray Lance. He didn’t even mean to find out. But, and he knows this in his heart, what Lance is doing is unforgivable. And he won’t let it slide. He can’t.

———

Finally, five days after Hunk hears the phone call that ruined his life, Keith returns. To say Hunk is relieved would be a gross understatement. He waits until everyone has greeted him. He tries to calm the churning in his stomach as he watches Lance run up to Keith, who catches him deftly, supporting hands on his thighs as Lance wraps his legs around Keith’s waist and leans down to kiss him deeply.

They look so happy. So in love.

How could Lance decide that’s not enough?

Regardless of the pain in his chest and the upset in his belly, Hunk pulls Keith to the side after dinner.

“What’s up, man?” Keith asks, strong eyebrows knit together in concern. “You look nervous. Everything okay?”

Hunk wrings his hands together.

He has to do this.

“No, it’s not,” he whispers. He forces himself to meet Keith’s eyes. “I’m sorry, Keith, I wish I didn’t have to tell you, I wish it didn’t happen, really, God, this feels miserable, I’m so, so sorry, Keith —”

“Breathe, dude,” Keith interrupts. “Holy shit. Take a breath. Just tell me.”

Hunk follows Keith’s advice, inhaling deeply until some of the stirring in his chest settles.

“It was five days ago,” Hunk starts. “I was doing something, I walked by the common room, Lance was in there on his phone —”

Keith face drops immediately, panic clouding his eyes.

“Is Lance — he seemed fine, this morning, is he —”

“He’s fine,” Hunk rushes to assure. “He’s fine, sorry. It’s just —” he closes his eyes. He can’t look at Keith, watch the pain crumple his face. “Lance was talking to some guy named Sam. Told him he loved him. He’s cheating on you, Keith. I’m so sorry.”

Hunk’s expecting a lot of things. He’s expecting yelling. He’s expecting betrayal. He’s expecting Keith’s face to go hard, his walls to slam up. Even for him to quit.

He is not expecting to hear Keith’s laughter. His eyes fly open, as does his mouth, and he takes in the sight of the Black Paladin, bent at the waist, laughing so hard tears form in his eyes.

Maybe… he’s in shock?

“Keith?”

“S — sorry, Hunk, I just —” he breaks down again, and this time Hunk can see the mirth in his eyes.

So… not in shock, then?

“I’m so confused,” Hunk breathes. “I, personally, would be way more upset if I found out my longtime partner was cheating on me, but that’s just me, I guess.”

“No, it’s —” Keith takes a deep breath, fighting down a smile. “That was me, that Lance was talking to. Lance only really calls me Keith when I’m pissing him off. Or, well.” He smirks a little. “When he’s passionate for… other reasons —”

“Gross,” Hunk comments.

“—but usually he has an amalgamation of nicknames for me. ‘Samurai’ is his favourite, but it’s long, so sometimes he just calls me Sam.” Keith’s eyes go soft, the mischief leaving his expression. “He’s not cheating on me, Hunk. I promise. He’s way too loyal for that.”

Hunk feels like a million weights have lifted off his shoulders.

“Oh, thank God.”

Keith grins at him, clapping him heartily on the shoulder. “Thanks for the concern, though, man. Seriously. I appreciate it.”

Hunk musters the strength to smile back. A genuine one this time, even though he’s so drained all he wants to do is collapse in bed for the next century.

“‘Course, man. You’re family. I wouldn’t keep that from you.”

Keith blinks in surprise, looking at Hunk with something like awe. Another smile flashes on his face; smaller, this time. A little crooked, eyes crinkled and kind.

(For the first time in a while, Hunk can maybe see why Lance is so whipped for this man. Suddenly he understands why he was so shocked to hear Lance sighing another man’s name.)

“You’re family too, Hunk,” Keith says. “I’m happy to have a brother like you.”

———

based off this post

#i wanted this to be funny and it ended up not being that 😩 #sorry #vld #voltron #hunk #hunk garrett #hunk has anxiety #keith #keith kogane #lance #lance mcclain #klance #established klance #mentioned cheating #but no one actually cheats #hunk & keith #whipped lance #brown eyed lance #tall keith #bom keith #black paladin keith #angst and humor #resolved tension #my writing #fic #longpost

[tubbytarchia]

In my head this was funny ok

#*only two species of moths can actually damage clothing but you never know when one might have a revenge plot against you #shiny duo #pearlecentmoon fanart #geminitay fanart #scott smajor fanart #trafficblr #trafficshipping #<-- just in case #gnawing holes into your cheating partner's clothes. just girly things #the longer I spent drawing this the unfunnier it became but at the very least you can look at shiny duo braiding #tubby art

[nerdpoe]

So like...Sam's Liminal. Definitely Liminal. She's also very pretty. Constantine's a little tipsy, but he's very, very sure he just accidentally sat next to a Fae at the bar.

Heavily influenced by certain lines in Inferno, buttttt

Sam's a very pretty young woman. Beautiful smile (with too sharp teeth), lovely eyes (but they're a little too wide, a little too bright), fantastic skin (unnaturally pale, suspiciously cold), and a very pretty face (perfectly symmetrical)-first glance anyone who leans towards women would get instant butterflies in the stomach.

But Constantine's been around danger enough to recognize those aren't butterflies.

That's fear.

There's a deep, instinctual fear that is telling him he has to run.

Just as he's about to leave, though, her hand rests itself on his arm.

"Leaving so soon, Hellblazer? And here I thought you'd want to take a look at this...interesting contract I found."

Ah. Shit.

He sits back down, next to the Unseelie Fae who, apparently, owns part of his soul.

Sam, for her part, just wants to scare the idiot straight so he'll stop making work for Danny. (Danny's days are almost nothing but fielding complaints about Constantine and he's so fucking close to hunting the man down himself).

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #new headcanon that the people from Amity are so liminal that they're unnaturally pretty #and it freaks people out #Paulina became a model that doesn't get the short end of the stick #because every single modeling agency is too terrified of her to try to cheat her #val ended up working as vlad's secretary and is set to inherit his business #and the business world is absolutely terrified of both of them #dash is the prettiest cop in gotham #he's also the scariest #the longer you stand next to him the more creeped out you get but you don't understand WHY #unnaturally beautiful amity parkers #and the actual fae are getting really confused #because they'll see an amity parker in the wild #and think it's one of their own for a second #but it isn't #that's something new #something dangerous #and it's staring right at them

[taxinealkaloids]

kill your darling, it's just that easy!

#tlt #my art #i reblogged these outfits the other day that were giving me big ianthe & naberius vibes so i wanted to draw something with them #got really funky w/ this one! i just wanted to play around i havent had the chance to draw in a while #so i just kinda let myself do whatever w/ the colors and art style and everything #idk how i feel about it but it was fun #anyway ive seen some posts suggesting that ianthe somehow cheated the system by sacrificing naberius and like... #no she absolutely did not? she paid that price exactly by the book (making her one of the few to actually do so) #and now she suffers forever for it :) #oh the line on top is a quote from the book and the caption is a lyric from 'kill your darling' by cloudy june #(which aside from that one line is not at all a ianthe&naberius song lmao)

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Clown Car

Based off THIS

Danny, having gotten really into circus and clown history, culture, and craft, has decided to mess with the Joker. Not just because he’s a villain, but because he’s a shitty clown. And Danny is willing to out clown him to prove his point.

The Clown Car incident

No one knew what to expect when a small car drove up to the Joker in the middle of his dramatic villainous speech. By the look on the Joker’s face, he didn’t know what to expect either. 

The mysterious clown had been harassing him for a few weeks now. A foiled heist here, a botched plan there. So it wasn’t entirely unexpected for the clown to climb out of the car. What was unexpected was when another clown came out of the car talking to goofing with the first. Then another, and another. Soon a flood of clowns came pouring out, all in different costumes and slightly different shapes but with the same makeup. Some even had “construction” equipment, large rubber mallets, a wooden board carried between two, a bucket of whitewash. One after the other they came, until the Joker was lost amongst a sea of clowns, shouting and fuming, trying to be heard over the honking and shenanigans. 

Joker was pissed, but kept getting caught up in the various bits the clowns engaged in. He got wacked with the board, and managed to get flipped over it, the bucket of whitewash landed on his head. He kept getting tripped and moved about as if he was simply a part of the act. 

In the crowd, Tim Drake recorded the whole thing. A few minutes after it had started, the clowns had packed up and left in their tiny car with a disoriented and confused Joker facing Batman.

Tim sent the video to Dick and Jason, and the mystery clown gained two new fans that day

or

Danny used intangibility and duplication to pull of the clown car solo after spending two weeks making enough unique costumes for each duplicate. 

#Danny Phantom #danny fenton #clown danny #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dp x dc fic #he probably broke the record for number of clowns in one car #if all of them had actually been in the car the whole time #he used ghost powers to cheat a little bit #joker is really starting to hate clowns ironically enough #meanwhile the rest of gotham has the highest opinion of them in years

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

#zedaph #hermitcraft #genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post #i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-'' #only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed #and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected #not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits #but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on #and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place'' #at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE' #i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line #bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa #sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare #idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then #so maybe its not nearly as rare these days #but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8 #when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him #and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people #so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video

[lunarin64art]

That feeling when he can't stand to see you that way, no matter what you do, no matter what you say😩😭💔

#scott pilgrims precious little life #scott pilgrim vs the world #spvtw #spto #scott pilgrim #wallace wells #lisa miller #scollace #kim pine #natalie adams #envy adams #don't rlly know if I like how this turned out but oh well;;; #hope its obvious that this is based on the song “Scott Pilgrim” which the creation the comics were inspired from #the lyrics always make me think of Wallace and Lisa's feelings for Scott every time I hear it #ofc you could also relate it to Kim especially since the singers voice kind of reminds me of her #but overall the lyrics fit these two much better since Scott never truly “saw them that way” despite how long they've liked him #and they always seem happier to see him compared to Kim #Im surprised tho that I havent yet seen anyone draw these two together now that their dialogue parallels have been acknowledged more lately #also tho I wish more people pointed out that they both got cucked by red heads LOL #and Kim and Envy actually do look really similar when scott first meets them #makes me wonder if Scott subconsciously went for Envy since she reminded him of Kim (which would be fitting given that you could argue that #Envy dated Scott because he reminded her of Todd. Since he and Scott are confirmed to be meant to be seen as similar to one another #so much so that even their first and last names rhyme #last thing I'll add tho is that while Wallace and Lisa are very similar even personality wise #the one big difference is that despite that whole conclusion on vol4 of Scott not cheating on Ramona with Lisa because he loves her #the writers apparently think it would be “organically correct” for him to have an affair with wallace LMAO #but I guess we shouldn't be surprised since Wallace and Ramona are both in the front of the official valentines art which is clearly #a deptiction of Scotts wet dream or smth (oh and you could also argue that Wallace and Lisa parallel on that art since they're both #shirtless with white socks.. which could be a reference to how lisa wears skimpy clothes for Scott and Wallace often only wears boxers #to like sexually frustrate Scott for fun or smth

[ghouljams]

Okay hear me out Gaz with a darling who's a nursing student, but they got their CNA(certified nursing assistant) certification in highschool through you're high school trade school program, got your LPN(license practical nurse), and is currently working on get your RN(registered nurse) with your final goal of getting their LNP(licensed nurse practitioner). You could meet in the ER because he worked himself too hard didn't sleep forgot to drink and eat and just thump Price and Soap rushed the poor man to the hospital. All he remembers is he hit the ground and he wakes up to quite the pretty nurse tending to him.

He finds out later that his nurse is still a student and is actually in a couple of his classes and starts seeing you everywhere in classes, at the library, student events, parties that Soap throws, finds out you're even in the band program. How the hell did he not notice such a pretty little thing for so long?

-Hot mess rambler

P.s. I'm sorry (not) for giving you an idea for price's darling

OK. OK OK OK OK I have a thought, and also multiple "people going to the hospital" stories from college. I do love love love Gaz fainting, but I also love this one story I have and I need you to tell me which one sounds more fun.

Gaz has noticed you. He sees you in band, sees you in the library, walking to classes, he spots you at student events. You're hard not to notice, you're gorgeous, radiant, you laugh a little too loud and he loves you for it. He's got no time to take you out though. That's the problem. He would've talked to you by now but his schedule is insane and he has no time to date, and you deserve to be wooed. You deserve to date someone who has time for you. He's working on it, working with Price to figure out his schedule for next semester so he can have time for you. GOD you don't even know he exists but he is making time for you.

He's out with Soap having a dart at some shitty college bar when he hears from someone inside that you're seeing someone. Maybe it's the alcohol, maybe it's the upset that he didn't get to you first, but Gaz punches a dumpster. No half measures, he hits the cool metal hard and he feels his knuckles crunch as much as he hears them. Soap stares at him and calls Price for a ride to the hospital while Gaz spits and swears. "Yeah, no, Gaz punched a dumpster," Soap crouching to inspect it, "There is a dent, aye good on ya Gaz."

And of course who should he see when he gets settled in the ER, who's bandaging his hand? You of course. Working an ER shift between classes and just as radiant as always even in scrubs. No, especially in scrubs. He thought you were a student, then again he doesn't really know anything about you except that you're gorgeous and taken. You ask Soap what happened because Gaz is too busy staring at you to be conversational. You laugh, just a little too loud, when he tells you that Gaz punched a dumpster. "Alcohol will do that," you smile at him, and Gaz feels like he's staring at the sun.

And maybe it's the alcohol, maybe it's the painkiller you gave him, maybe it's the way you smile at him like you could stop the world with a glance, but he can't stop his mouth from moving. "I'd be good to ya, break up wi' your boyfriend," he slurs. Soap wheezes, leans over to clutch his stomach he laughs so hard. You give him a look of utter confusion.

"I don't have a boyfriend," you tell him, "hardly have time to sleep between this and classes." You lean over Gaz and he sits up a bit to sniff you, just enough to smell hospital soap and the last dredge of your perfume. "Is he always like this?" You ask Soap.

"Nah 'e's fuckin' trollied," Soap manages between giggles, "sober 'im up an' he's class."

"Right," you smile again, God you should smile all the time Gaz never wants you to stop smiling. You look at him and he must look like a fool the way Soap sputters and laughs. "Why don't you ask me out when you sober up," You grin, like it's a private joke between the two of you. It is most certainly not a joke to Gaz.

"I will," He tells you, deathly serious. Your smile softens a little and you grab a pen from your pocket. You hold Gaz's arm still and carefully write down your name and phone number, making sure it's legible before you let him take a look at it. "Bet," He grins.

"This'll be a great story for your kids," Soap says, leaning to inspect your penmanship.

"Gotta get a ring now," Gaz agrees. You laugh and leave them to their plotting, sure you won't hear from your patient in the morning.

#cod x reader #x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #kyle garrick x reader #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick #gaz x reader #gaz mw2 #gaz modern warfare #gaz cod #gaz garrick #college au #nurse!reader #this actually was one of my college friends #she heard that her now wife then roommate had been cheated on #and broke her hand punching a dumpster #her wife picked her up at the hospital and that was the start of their relationship

[alirienn]

kuronatober

#i cheated for some of these (eg i did the last 4 today. or on some days i did multiple... #but all is fair in kurona and draw. teehee #even tho they were doodles n i cheated i cant believe i actually finished one of these #when i get time i might properly draw some of the ones i rlly like #like day 3 and 23 #day 25 is based off the kurona in my 2nd fic. i have a 'design' for him n everything #day 28 is cuz i got into b//lue p//eriod #12 and 13 are au's #20 21 27 n 31 are outfits i designed for him #11 is inspired by a we//chat sticker i love to use #14 and 17 are based off merch (and my felt!) #the lighting is weird in some but im not bothered. it is what it is #anws this was fun!! yippee #blue lock #kurona ranze

[bhaalrespawn]

i think a lot of the takes people have about astarion "secretly not actually being okay with being in a poly relationship with halsin" forget that he will literally turn down being in a poly relationship with literally any other character. he doesn't just "feel like he needs to go along with it". his responses to both asking about karlach and shadowheart both allude to the fact he is open to being in poly relationships, it's depending on the context:

i think the bit about "if shadowheart had more experience in these affairs" is the most telling, because that is what he highlights with why he's okay with halsin:

astarion is fully willing and able to turn tav down and set boundaries if he's truly uncomfortable with an arrangement.

the devnotes also do directly state that he's genuine when he tells you to go on with halsin so there's that.

(and before anyone brings it up: him asking if it's because you haven't had sex in a while is an instance of healthy communication. he's openly addressing a concern he has, and that's a good thing!)

#astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #hopefully i wrote this in a way that makes sense LMAO #i think about this so much #i have so many opinions about the fandom's takes on astarion #but specifically this one is one of my biggest pet peeves #and ive been meaning to make this post for a while but i kept forgetting to LMAO #the mizora cheating dialogue is what reminded me to actually make this bcuz its another instance that he is willing to set boundaries

[birdmitosis]

Okay, I was watching someone's VOD because I can't get enough Slay the Princess content and some people have gotten variations on routes I've never even seen before!!! I have somehow never seen the variation of The Razor where you start off with Hunted and Paranoid right away in Chapter 3, and I was not prepared for how funny Paranoid's unique dialogue lines are there.

If you choose to flirt with The Razor for your first option, while Hero and Hunted are like "I'd rather not":

(Paranoid pls) And if you choose The Look option:

(PARANOID PLS) (And I've definitely seen Hunted's line before but I always kinda forget how funny that is, too, when Hero is confused:

I think it's the matter-of-fact delivery of it, LOL) Also, after she kills you, the part with the Cheated is hilarious too because, like, usually to me it looks like he's mostly really talking to Broken, but:

And his line when Cheated suggests we start stacking Voices isn't as funny per se but I do want it as personal reference because it's interesting to me:

Final note: I am actually pretty sure that outside The Adversary's route when the Narrator flat-out admits to you that if you think something it becomes real, and The Apotheosis's route where IIRC he says something similar to you about giving her power, Paranoid is the only one of the Voices who independently lands on the concept without any leading:

(I've seen this line before, too, but I do really like that little detail.)

#i actually totally forgot about that line while writing chapter 2 despite seeing it and really liking it before #i might need to add in a small line of paranoid being like “i knew it!” LOL #slay the princess #slay the princess spoilers #the princess #the razor #voice of the paranoid #voice of the hunted #voice of the cheated #voice of the broken #i love the razor everything about her entire path is so good #one of my top favorite princesses for sure

[larkspurglove]

I’m genuinely considering breaking my f2p status to get this even though I swore off spending on gachas ever since the cookie run kingdom incident.

Only issue is the battle pass is 30 dollars 🧍‍♀️

#btw the CRK incident was basically me being mega obsessed with the game #and desperately wanting to get that frost queen cookie or whatever #so I spend ~$30 dollars on the game to get her #and then a few months later I quit the game and I haven’t touched it since #I’ve never regretted spending money more and I have made extremely stupid purchases in the past #and I’m afraid that if I do get the battlepass another 30 dollars will go into the bin #also breaking my f2p status even if the only benefits are like a bit of extra resources and jade feels like cheating #even so I am DESPERATE and I’m aware there’s an event happening where I can win a battlepass #but I don’t believe they specified if it was the $15 dollar one or $30 dollar one #and also I don’t really like commenting on socmed where hoyo actually exists #honkai star rail #hsr #aventurine #hsr aventurine #aventurine hsr #lark rambles

[random-autie-fangirl]

Shoutout to a bunch of voices crushing on the Razor

Voice of the Broken: She doesn't want us. Voice of the Contrarian: You're just saying that because you want her to be into you. Voice of the Broken: I know. I thought I was being obvious.

Voice of the Paranoid: Maybe it'll work! Maybe it'll throw her off. I know I'd be thrown off if she started flirting with us. Voice of the Contrarian: Yeah, because you'd be into it. Voice of the Paranoid: No comment.

Voice of the Stubborn: I'm into it. Voice of the Cheated: I can't say I mind either. If it weren't for all the cheating, I'd say she's pretty cute.

Bonus:

Hero doesn't know if he's into the Razor

#slay the princess #the razor #shifting quiet #broken paranoid stubborn cheated contrarian and smitten: I like the kind of woman who can actually just kill me #hey look! I did a thing #i'm sorry this is so funny #six of them! #hunted explicity doesn't want to flirt with her #opportunist cold and skeptic can't show up here #I didn't give smitten's line because everyone knows about him #got these quotes from tvtropes by the way #also love contra being the one to nudge his buddies and go like “you liiiikkke her don't you?”

[piparkukke]

Just another peaceful evening at Strawhat‘s

based on a story that happened in my friends group (except no one was hurt)

#one piece #straw hat pirates #monkey d. luffy #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #nami #usopp #sanji #tony tony chopper #nico robin #they are actually playing german card game Mogelmotte or Cheating Moth #a game where you need to cheat away some special cards (but you also can cheat all the other cards too) #and one player is supposed to watch over the others so they don't cheat #god it took forever bc I learned to draw all the characters in the process #my art #fanart

[bethanydelleman]

Shakespearean Men believing their wife/betrothed is cheating on them by evidence offered, ranked from most sympathetic to least:

1. Othello, Othello: subject to a premeditated slander campaign, handkerchief used as evidence, takes a while for him to believe it. Understandable, if horrible, and very tragic.

2. Posthumus, Cymbeline: proof in the form of a love token and the description of his wife's body. Also kind of understandable because they were subject to a seperation of unknown length. Murder was a little extreme though...

3. Claudio, Much Ado About Nothing: tricked by a man who literally just tricked him, sees two figures in the dark and a woman calling herself "Hero", immediately willing to believe it. Somewhat understandable, I guess, maybe.

4. Leontes, The Winter's Tale: VIBES. Pure vibes, man.

At some point between 3 and 4, did Shakespeare just lose his faith in humanity?

#these are the ones I've read #they may be more i haven't read/watched all the plays yet #Shakespeare #the winter's tale #Cymbeline #much ado about nothing #othello #the Winter's Tale was one of his last plays #summer reading interlude #cheating plots #none of these women did actually cheat by the way

[merakiui]

Your Yan Idia and his magical onahole is so amazing its so gooddd!!! But what if the magical onahole but with Azul and the tweels???

Zuzu using it as a comfort toy and fucking its precious hole with his rather big but tentacle-like octopus cock. Trying to sit still when mysterious phantom suckers are sucking on their puffy slit. trying not to cum when long slender fingers work your hole open, rubbing up and down so gently

OR OR!! Tweels know that its connected to their darling and fuck the onahole's holes so roughly. They do it when the reader is asleep and jolting them awake once two large mercocks were shoved into their pretty tight holes, in class when they're in a middle of a lesson or in random places.

Azul definitely uses it as a comfort toy, but he also uses it for practice! He does everything to the onahole that he wishes to do to you. He fucks into it in his octo-mer form just to work on being more confident in that form so that when (and if) he does get to fuck you with his tentacles he won't feel so insecure. He also wants to be perfectly skilled when he eats you out or scissors you open; he dreads looking so foolishly inexperienced when he actually gets to sleep with you, so he'll practice quite often. And of course he always, always cums lots inside. <3 he could go many rounds if he's particularly pent-up (he hate-fucks the onahole a lot because he's a jealous tako), so if he chooses to use it on a day or night when you're with friends... good luck. :)

Slimy eels... >:( they know exactly what they're doing when they fit both of their cocks inside just to see how much of them you can take at once. They definitely fight over the onahole sometimes, wrestling each other for first use with mean scowls and snapping jaws. Floyd doesn't want to fuck Jade's cum back inside you. He wants his chance to fill you up first, not settle for sloppy seconds!! And Jade doesn't want to share at this moment because he found a particularly phallic-shaped mushroom and wants to see how well you'll take it (which is an immediate no-go for Floyd; he is not fucking an onahole that's been fucked with a mushroom). Sometimes Jade just wants to drag things out and tease you so slowly, but Floyd is impatient and he wants to be inside you the minute he's freed his cock from the confines of his boxers. And there's only one onahole, so they're forced to either compromise and share or fight over it like starved eels.

The twins work together very well when they aren't actively strangling the other near death for use of the onahole. When they're functioning on the same horny brain cell, they actually plan some very devious schemes. Jade likes to talk with you, whether over tea or in the botanical gardens or even during a walk through campus, while Floyd's off with the onahole, slamming it onto his cock just so Jade can watch the breath get knocked out of your little lungs. He loves to see you squirm and if you let him (you will; peer pressure is so fun and Jade does it best) he'll have you bent over so he can see how your hole gapes and clenches around an invisible force (Floyd's dick). He'll force his way inside and the two of them fuck you sore and dumb.

Jade likes to use the onahole when you're spending time with a friend or if you're on a date. He may not seem it, but he has a nasty jealous streak. He's only willing to share you with Floyd, so the fact that his dearest darling would even think to spend time with others when he and Floyd are the best fits for you... You really like to hurt his poor heart. :( it's only fair he absolutely ruins your chances with anyone else, teasing you all throughout your date before finally, finally bottoming out just when you think anything special might happen on your date. After all, why settle for someone who is better off becoming fish food? Obviously Jade and Floyd are the ones meant for you; the way you squeeze Jade's dick so tightly indicates that you agree, even if not yet verbally.

#meraki thirsts #yandere twst #n/sfw #i will admit the trio were the first ones i thought of while writing the response to onahole idia... ;;;;; #actually this works so well for shy scummy incel azul #he breeds you in secret and you have no idea :) #or the twins pressuring you to get pregnant because they want children and their parents want it too #but when you tell them no they act like they understand and the matter is never spoken about again #they turn to the onahole determined to fuck it so many times you'll eventually be knocked up #and then when you come to them pregnant they can act like you cheated on them #but don't worry!! they still love you <3 just promise you'll marry them #and in nine months you'll see it was all a big misunderstanding because what a wonderful surprise #you were actually pregnant with their fry all along :D #orz they are the worst men aaaaaa i need octavinelle carnally T_T