#but putting all of these on the same post is so funny. theyre there 💀

[todayisafridaynight]

I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh

hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]

i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..

#snap chats #//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes #might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me 🧍‍♂️ #@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ... #there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams// #recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking #he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ #oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever #first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway #aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO #though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role #daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot #yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does #if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh #and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing #theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line #masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together #if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack #but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral #im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 .... #and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like #'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)' #and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal #they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway. #tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together #like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons 💀💀💀💀 #one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid #so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny. #and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/

[skinnedkate]

c***unitytwt, and specifically a**d fans, are getting on my NERVES. i made a pretty flippant joke that theyre never explicit abt him being autistic despite how everyone talks abt him, and you would think i waterboarded three puppies w their reactions.

#rant #i guess #for context i was qrting a post abt how charlie and **** have the same amt of lines abt their autism #which started bcuz c***twt was arguing charlie wasnt “actually autistic” so he’d lose a poll LMAO #but anyway #my point was that the show never ACTUALLY referred to **** as autistic #(excluding the time j*ff called him autistic as an insult or whatev before **** was actually written as such) #but ppl r all mad bcuz its heavily implied and not all autistic ppl need to say theyre autistic outloud #and like…. yeah true! <- thinks charlie is autistic #but they still never say it explicitly😭? im still right #he can be written as autistic without it ever being explicitly stated. these arent conflicting statements #i never said he WASNT autistic but ppl r still calling me a weirdo and media illiterate💀 #sry for pointing out a fact!! i’ll never do it again lmao #its doubly annoying since i censored any words to do w that godforesaken show cuz i KNEW this was gonna happen #im not even engaging bcuz everyone is either deliberately misconstruing my point; GENUINELY NOT GETTING WHAT I WAS SAYING; or still in hs #btw hate the fact i cant put commas in tags. annoyingn asf #also someone said **** is better rep bcuz he likes tv and charlie is bad rep bcuz he drinks paint #which is SOOOOOOO fucking funny i wish i could shit like that without a trace of irony #how r these ppl real

[thatdeadaquarius]

I have so many ideas but none of them can be put into words, all I can do is just wheeze as they come along🤣

Also remember how wordy and flowery Teyvat speech/dialogue is? ADD THAT TO THE FACT THAT TEYVAT HAS ITS OWN LANGUAGE---

Reader can understand the basic speech which is why they are so blunt (I love this idea so much 🤣) and can piece together an idea what the person is talking about.

*insert random person talking about a commission with a long ass backstory*

Traveller & Co.: *understands completely and making plans to retrieve said commission*

C!Reader: (They said they had a cart.... a bunch of hilichurls appeared... dancing?.... they want us to dance fight the hilichurls???? Dance off???)

Actual story->The person's cart got ambushed by a group of hilichurls and taunted them by dancing around it.

....... it doesnt always translate well

Also imagine Reader heaeing random names and overthinks it as a word instead of a name.

Example: Pantalone means pants in Philippine English (sorry not sorry Pantalone)

Tsaritsa??? Oh do they speak russian there??? - reader

Capitano -> captain in some countries

(I once mistake Sandrone as Sandalone and I just went "... ehh??? Standalone? Sandalone as in Sand Alone???? Sandal (Flip flops)????

Oh wait its Sandrone" ".... as in Sand and Drone??--)

-Vine Boom

VINE BOOM ANON MY BELOVED 💖❤🧡💛💚💙💜✨️✨️

Gif is me writing u anything ever:

AHFLALA FERRRALLL I STG I ALSO THOUGHT ABT THIS!! WHY U COULD ALSO BE BLUNT BC U ONLY GOT THE BASICS 💀 RIP

Man theyre written language looks so scary to learn, kinda like when I looked into trying to learn Mandarin/Japanese (and even Korean), the letters r just inherently so different i was so intimidated

And u dont even read it like left -> right like English

Omg i tried to reply to a arabic comment on my art post once, and i felt so acommplished when i finally was able to type "اشكرك (thanks)" but like, i had to put it on the OTHER SIDE OF THE TEXT BOX, LIKE ALIGN IT TO THE RIGHT INSTEAD OF HOW U KNOW ENGLISH IS INHERENTLY ALIGNED LEFT, IT WAS SO TRIPPY-

Going thru genshin life only understanding minimal words of anything anyone says is honestly how i feel like ive been playing Genshin LMAO

Those analysis videos/lore are saving a bitch's life out here

PANTALONE IS ALSO RLLY CLOSE TO SPANISH FOR PANTS I KNOW WHAT U MEANNN LOL

UR ENDLESS CONFUSION FOR SANDRONE PLEASE ANON U DIDNT EVEN GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST CORRECTION IT JUST KEPT GETTING WORSEEE 😂😭 SAME THO

That would literally be you in genshin tho, like i could easily see it being like, back to back misunderstandings 😭😭

Like u think u got it right (Oh so his name is Rex Lapis, wait what? Morax? Ok his name is Morax...?? What??? Zhongli??? WHO IS THIS MAN-)

.

JFC first they gotta have a whole different language (like u saw in game)

And ON TOP OF THAT THEY CAN TALK FOR 10 MIN STRAIGHT ABT THE WEATHER OR SOME SHIT??

No... just, no.

U quickly decide u like what little bits of language u could pick up so far, which just results in,

U guessed it, simple speech and short fragmented sentences (or broken Teyvatian)

U cant even bring urself to care when u give half the characters a heart attack and send the rest into laughing fits

No fucks given, they wanna make this extra hard on u by being wordy on top of a new language,

Yeah u dont care what comes out of ur mouth anymore

Also, since everybody is raised in Teyvat very few ppl dont know the language, which once again brings us back to ancient/older deities/creatures who have a more simplistic version/outdated version of modern language

.

Omg getting stuff mistranslated bc u cant understand it all/only keywords sounds like hell but also rlly funny

Traveler/Paimon: "Alright, yes, all is well. We will accept this comission, and depart soon."

You: "...they want us to?? Dance fight?? Hilichurls...???"

Traveler just stares at u half in pity, half trying to hide their amused smile, Paimon is giggling

The commissioner is shook bc a supposed ancient creature?? Just accepted?? Their simple commission?? And u think they want u to dance battle???

.

PLEASE U MISTRANSLATE THE HARBINGERS NAMES RIGHT TO THEIR FACES

Signora: "You shall rue the day you crossed the Fatui mortals!"

You: "Lady we don't care, just fight us."

(Signora just means 'Lady')

Signora: *offended gasp*

Traveler/Paimon trying to stifle laughter

Raiden Shogun jaw dropped a little

.

Pantalone: "What a pleasure to finally meet you traveler, and thine wonderful companions!" *little bastard smile*

You: "And it was awful to meet you, Pants."

Pantalone: 😶😧😡 "Pants?! HOW DARE YOU NOT EVEN GIVE ME THE MOST BASE RESPECT, AFTER I GREETED THEE SO KINDLY-"

.

Oh its so funny, everytime you talk about Childe you always phrase it like he's an actual child bc u thought everyone was just calling him a little kid for some reason (u dont know how Teyvat ages work, he could be for all you know!)

Not very long, but Vine Boom anon your brain >>>>

Ur ideas r so on point, i love them sm

That makes perfect sense why u could be talking blunt too, like an in world explanation really

For you, all the desserts🥰 🤲🍪🍨🍰🍮🧋🍦🍡

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

#vine boom anon ilysm #yall r so funny i cant keep up help #big brain anons #genshin impact #ask box open #genshin sagau #my asks #sagau #genshin sagau ideas #gender neutral reader #genshin imagines #please send asks #:) #<3 #genshin isekai #genshin god reader

[jadeittic]

HS + Y/I: 2022 (SERIES)

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WARNINGS: typical instagram comments, swearing

harrystyles

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harrystyles As It Was. Out Now.

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username harry im at a funeral rn pls

username GIRL 😭😭😭😭

username TURN THIS SHIT UPPPP

username what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck. the dancing???? the singing???? yn????? harry?????

tomholland2013 yourinstagram you look a little funny in that blue jumpsuit

yourinstagram SHUT UP I LOVED THE OUTFIT OKAY

yourinstagram ❤️💙

username THE VOCALS, THEY ARE SERVING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENINGGG??!?!?! THE WORLD IS HEALING ‼️🙇‍♀️

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram as it was out everywhere now!

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username YN HONEY I THOUGHT YOU WERENT GONNA POST ANYTHINF TODAY.

username for a second i thought you and harry had serious beef

yourinstagram we do have serious beef

britanny_broski i fainted. it’s the second time this day

username THEYRE GOING TO BREAK THE INTERNET AGAIN SOON

chrisevans Dodger and I are so proud of you two ❤️ We miss you a lot.

yourinstagram sucks to say i only miss the dog, not the owner. thank u for ur kind words tho!

username JAILLLLLL 😭😭😭😭

username CHRIS 💀

chrisevans Ouch. What a way to offend me. 😒

username YOU KNOWWWW ITS NOT THE SAME AS IT WAAAASSSS

celebnews

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celebnews harry styles and yn ln rumored to be performing at coachella this year after releasing a collaboration album.

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username YN AND HARRY???? AT COACHELLA???? PERFORMING TOGETHER??? IS THERE MORE I COULD ASK FOR

username you dk whats gonna happen to me if this actually happened

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username YNRRY?????????? 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

username ❤️❤️

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username ALL HAIL YNRRY!

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram robin when she found out yn and harry are performing at coachella this week

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username HELLO???

username how is she so calm abt this what

username IM CRYING

harrystyles Another performance with you?

yourinstagram saying that like its a bad thing 😭😭

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username THE RIGHT WAY TO TREAT YOU BOTH 🙌🙌🙌

harrystyles

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harrystyles Robin Buckley says that she’s delighted to have YN and Harry to perform at Coachella this week. Are you?

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username WHAT A WAY TO CONFIRM THIS

username HARRY STYLES IS ROBIN BUCKLEY FAN?

username a crossover i didnt know i needed

username YES YES HARRY I AM DELIGHTED TO HAVE YOU BOTH AT COACHELLA THIS WEEK

emmachamberlain literally spending all my money just for this

username HISTORY. THIS WILL MAKE SO MUCH HISTORY.

noahschnapp milliebobbybrown TAKE ME HERE PLEASE

milliebobbybrown i literally just spent half my money for you

noahschnapp i dont care JUST PLEASEEE TAKE ME TO GO SEE THEM

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram april ‘22. coachella.

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username I NEARLY PASSED OUT WHEN SHE STARTED SINGING

username oh lord

username when they both performed kiwi i swear i felt my legs become weak

username ON MY KNEES FOR THIS WOMAN.

sydneysweeney i cant believe i witnessed this moment. how are u both real!

username YNRRYCHELLA HAS MY HEART

zendaya what a wonderful show you both put on!! proud of harry and my girl <3

timotheechalamet GO GIRL WE LOVED YOU AND HARRY

florencepugh i lost my voice after screaming for yn and yn only

harrystyles Rude.

username her and harrys outfit are beyond omg

harrystyles

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harrystyles Coachella, April 2022.

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chrishemsworth Holy shit

chrisevans Holy shit indeed

username IM SHITTING MY PANTS

username HARRYCHELLA HAS MY HEART ❤️❤️❤️❤️

username definition of making history.

username WHEN HE AND YN SHOWED UP ON STAGE I WAS BAWLING MY EYES OUT 😭

username ok but the outfits did things to me and i think i like them

yourinstagram i almost tripped because of you

username GIRL YOU WERE ABOUT TO BREAK THAT GORGEOUS FACE OF YOURS

username IM GONNA CRY SHE LITERALLY WAS GONNA FALL OFF STAGE

username yall dont deserve the crowd you had last night

username YNRRYCHELLA SUPREMACY 🙇‍♀️

ynupdates

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ynupdates yn ln last night at coachella!

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username YN LNNNNNN???!?!???

username THE HAIR. THE CLOTHES. THE GLASSES. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username MOMMY

username she and harry literally stole the show

username NEED A MAID???? I CAN CLEAN yourinstagram

username SHE IS EVERYTHING IM TELLING YOU

ynrry

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ynrry yn ln, harry styles, lizzo, and shania twain at coachella.

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username WHEN SHANIA SHOWED UP I COULDNT EVEN THINK ANYMORE

username MY FAVORITES

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ynupdates

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ynupdates yn ln via instagram story.

#harry styles fake instagram #harry styles imagine #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles fic #harry styles story #harry styles writing #harry styles au #harry styles one shot #harry styles fake ig #harry styles instagram blurb #harry styles blurb #harry styles x reader #harry styles fluff #harry styles angst #harry styles headcanon #harry styles x you #harry styles instagram au #HS + Y/I #jadeittic

[harrys-bf]

Fake social media | H.S x fem!reader (she/her)

A/N: Not proofread! As usual please send some feedback💌 so i know u liked it!! Also, you cannot take my work and put it in another platform, thanks <3

I only did this for fun tbh, so it might be shitty, still took me two hours to make but as long as i get to post more shit im fine 😭

Face claim: Ashley Moore!!

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@yourinstagram: He fell after this pic was taken 💀

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@harryfan1: PLSS, DO YOU HAVE A PIC OF WHEN HE FELL???

@yourinstagram: unfortunately I don’t but he fell so funny tbh, the poor man had a little cut on his hand and now he has a scar 😭😭

@harrystyles: No need to share my embarrassing and vulnerable moment.

@yourinstagram: ayee you mad🥱

@harrystyles: Can you like… not?

@youinstagram: I don’t think i know what youre talking about to be honest 🤨

@harryfan3: HELP THIS TWO ARE SO FUNNY

y/nfan1: PLS Y/N ILYSM 😭😭

@harryfan5: She’s so disrespectful, Harry just asked her not to post this kind of things and she doesn’t care🙄

@gemmastyles: This is just how they treat each other, this isn’t your relationship, mind your business

@yourinstagram: dang 😭

harry&y/nmyparents: PURR GEMMA💅💅💅

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@harrystyles: my muse.

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@yourinstagram: i love you so much <3

@harrystyles: I love you more.

@1dfan: You guys warm my heart i swear 💖

@harryfan7: lindos mis papis <33 (translation: my parents are so cute)

@y/nfan: If I don’t have this kind of relationship, I don’t want anything 💔

harryfan8: fr

@taylorswift: You guys are so cute!!

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@yourinstagram: we love you tay!! 💞

harryfan3: I really love this kind of interactions, it warms my heart sm 😩

y/nfan1: ^^ FRR SAME

@gemmachan: I love you both so much!

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@youinstagram: AND WE LOVE YOU

@gemmastyles: When’s the wedding?

@harryfan: PLSSS, EVEN GEMMA IS WAITING FOR THE WEDDING

@y/nfan: who isnt waiting for the wedding? everyone at this point is rotting for them 😭

@yourinstagram: @harrystyles yo?? fr when’s the proposal? 🧐

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@pillowpersonpp: Awww💖💖

@yourinstagram: MWAH *kiss* 😚

@harryfan1: I love that y/n is always trying to reply to people in the commets and never leaves behind any kind of celebrity

@y/nfan5: ^^^^IKR

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@yourinstagram: golden.

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@yourbestfriend: YOU LOOK AMAZINGGG!!!

@yourinstagram: ILYY

@y/nfan: MOMMY👹👹👹

harryfan9: Harry is so lucky to have her

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@harryfan9: HOLYYY HARRY LIKED THIS

@harryfan2: Im not surprised, that man has been head over heels since he met her 😭

@annetwist: You look amazing darling!!

@yourinstagram: thank you so much anne!! ily

@annetwist: I love you too dear 💗

@harryfan1: i can rest in peace after this interaction 😩💞

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@harryupdates: Harry with y/n yesterday at oregon!!

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@harryfan1: PLS why are they in oregon?

@harryupdates: i think theyre there for some type of photoshoot for y/n

@y/nfan5: aww and he went with her, how cute😩

@harryfan6: Me and my sister didn’t want to interrupt them so we didn’t come up to them and they seemed so grateful for that, im just happy I got to see them for a while <3

@harryfan3: How did they seem to you?

@harryfan6: They seemed pretty happy together and harry was in a way looking romantic tbh, he kept his hand at her waist or at the back of her neck playing with y/n’s hair, istg they were so cute, they were laughing all the time and the way he looked at her was absolutely amazing, i literally have never seen someone so in love 😭

@y/nfan8: they really do deserve each other 😭💔

@harryfan6: that’s so cute, im kinda jealous but y/n is bae so Im not really upset😩

@harryfan5: ^FR

@harryfan8: ^^IKR

@harryfan2: ^^^we all feel that way bestie 😭

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@yourinstagram: photo dump of the week!!

@harrystyles: pls you know you’re not supposed to post the last photo right?

@yourinstagram: damn, am i in trouble? @jefezoff

@jefezoff: damn it y/n

@yourinstagram: umm what do i do now? @harrystyles

@harrystyles: HAHAHAHAJ

@harry&ynfan4: PLS Y/N WHAT DID YOU DO

@adele: You look lovely my dear y/n!

@yourinstagram: i love you so much, thank you!! <33

@harrystyles: and I don’t look lovely too adele? why does it only have to be her? im on the post too.

@yourinstagram: you’re so dramatic, when YOU post a pic about YOURSELF in YOUR profile then everybody will tell you you look lovely, but that is until you post something so it will be in a couple of years 🙄

@harryfan6: PLS NOT Y/N CALLING HARRY OUT

@harrystyles: she’s so wild.

@yourinstagram: and you’re still with me, i wonder why.

@harrystyles: i wonder why too

@harryfan8: WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TALKING ABOUT

@harryfan6: I have no idea but im loving it 😭

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[weebsinstash]

Do you have any Hizashi drafts? He needs more love!

I do 💀 I also have "mental drafts" of ideas I don't have physically started yet

I think I have 4 drafts started for him right now:

1) post "a quiet morning" where he wants to spend his own time with Reader bc she's apparently starting to sort of "adjust" and he wants her to like him. This transitions into drunken sex after reader, to her shame, gets really lonely when theyre gone all day and asks Hizashi to spend some time with her

2) poly em series. Hizashi thinks reader has been doing really well and in that same vein of "please like me" takes a huge risk of taking reader shopping with him. She actually does really well (by yandere standards of not screaming for help) but winds up sneaking away to look at a video game and he catches her 💀 talking to another guy 💀 and joking and laughing with this stranger 💀and she doesn't know he's eavesdropping but she realizes "oh shit I need to go back before he flips his shit" and tells stranger guy that she "has to get back to her... Roommate" and Hizashi is. Mad. To say the least. Tensions escalate and A Thing Happens that sets basically ALL of their progress with her back. Aizawa has to defuse the situation because he comes home to Hizashi drinking and being mopey and reader refusing to even look at them

3) I'm not sure where to put this on the timeline but its part of the poly story, probably happens after Hizashi's "turn", maybe before the idea above. Reader is... becoming more complacent and she's not really happy about it but doesn't know what to do. While the boys are away working late at UA a group of thugs break in (because its a big huge house in the woods like who wouldn't think rich people live there and it be a prime target) and she has to not only deal with them trying to kill/do other things to her but also her immediate feelings being "oh god why cant they just come home?!" Which has her do a double take because "oh wait I hate them though why would they make me feel safe???" and then when they do come home theres some comfort fluff shit bc she's really shaken up and just needs to be held

4) poly story again, chronologically after robbers and bonding and shit. The three of them are out at the mall for "a date" when they bump into one of Reader's old hero school friends and the boys get.... Very jealous and angry when the two of them get 👀 affectionate 👀 and also because she deliberately kept details about her life from them just sort of because as a "fuck you its not your business"

5) I keep forgetting I have this started honestly. Reader is a UA college student and has a nice friendly relationship with Mic, thinking he's really funny and friendly and he even overhears her complimenting him to her classmates (and calling him hot in a way). Hizashi makes a move on her one night and she doesn't reciprocate and is visibly uncomfortable but he keeps pushing until she eventually just kind of blows up on him, saying he's being extremely inappropriate bc he's her teacher and also she thought they were just friends. Now she's avoiding him at every possible oppertunity and he even catches wind that she's trying to transfer to another school and they wind up having a.... heated exchange at a nightclub he just magically happened to be at when she went 👀and by heated I mean some noncon shit happens in a back room and he whisks her away

Now for the mental drafts and jesus if I wasnt doing this on mobile I'd slap down a read more to cut length

1) reader is selectively mute due to traumatic events and Hizashi catches them around town every so often. Theyre hanging out and become friends when one night they get jumped by villains. he's like, getting overpowered and on the ground and something surprising happens and he falls super in love 👀

2) present mic notices reader's grades are slipping and asks them if everything is ok when reader just bursts into tears bc their parents are Pro Heroes and they might be missing. they start freaking the fuck out because their rent is due soon and reader's worried they'll have to drop out of UA to get a job and pay it. Hizashi becomes sort of a sugar daddy and pays the rent for about two months before there's a break in the case and it turns out said parents are missing because they're dead. From here either several things happen: Mic keeps paying their rent until they graduate because they can't bear to get rid of their parents things just yet and then kidnaps em eventually, Mic pays to move it all in storage and has reader live with him until they graduate bc they're dangerously fucking depressed and need to live with someone, or Reader just falls into the biggest fucking pit of depression and is starting to struggle really bad at ua and even missing school and Hizashi feels the need to save/kidnap them. Either way they end up in either a deluxe luxury penthouse apartment or a private home with a very lovesick musician

3) reader is a civvie and meets Mic. Since they're a fan they tune into his show, and after they meet he says he'll dedicate a song to them that night and calls them his "special listener". Over time they notice he does song dedications to "his special listener" that progressively become straight up love songs or downright creepy yandere shit and he doesn't take it well when they say they don't feel that way about him

#kill me this is long im so sorry #sinasks #work was hell today and my back really hurts

[thatdeadaquarius]

Same anon with vine boom sfx ask, I got another one xD hope u dont mind

Okay so while I was reading through the tags and replies of the language post i got reminded of a memory. Everyone knows the russian words 'cyka blyat' but as someone whose country is full of bilinguals/trilinguals I see a different word with the same letters used that is bad and I have to take a double-take.

Basically reader who is still learning teyvatian language (bear with me), stumbles across a sign (a shop, a random sign, etc.), sees an english bad word, SUS moment only to find its a harmless, innocent teyvatian word mistaken as an english one.

(If you ask the twins they would either slowly but surely die of laughter or wheeze so bad they have to be revived. Cue other characters of your choosing wheezing as well or turned into the equivalent of Windows XP shut-down jingle)

(This happens to me so many times ever since I searched up random words from random languages and seeing my country's equivalent, imagine the chaos reader would unleash. The twins mught az well be wheezing ghosts---)

YES UR BACK YES HI HELLO WELCOME AGAIN🎉

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There's so much ✨️ room ✨️ for language chaos and genshin

(Like it was a creative idea to make them have theyre own language, bc u kno international audience/diff language settings all the time)

oh the old, 🤨 "what is that?" sus look from someone who speaks multiple languages when they see smth that looks/sounds like a cuss word/slur but in actuality means some shit like "cheese"

Yeah as i think about it more and more, as soon as ANY language shenanigans happen (blunt speech, ppl dont speak ur lang, etc) aint no way the traveler is makin it out alive

Like, realistically, only ppl like Kazhua could travel with yall consistently, so like him, the traveler, and kuni (im sick of typing out scaramouche so itll either be kuni/scara/lil meow meow/bbygirl from now on)

Are all in the line of fire.

They're abt to gets abs (if they didnt already have them) from how hard theyre laughing all the time

Omfg imagine walking thru like main street in Liyue or Inazuma city and the slur/cuss word mistranslation is like a common word 😭

All the shop signs or like banners or restaurant menus (like u kno how they put them outside?) as u go down the street is just

"Flower *slur*(shop)"

"Beauty fuck"

"Ass Bakery"

LMAO oh how the turn tables-

Now they cant stop laughing at ur reactions

Yeah the traveler at least is like in physical pain bc they have to be around u all the time so everything funny happens to/around them 💀 RIP ur traveling partners

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You're always welcome to come back again!! I love to see it :D !!!

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