#but she will

[bibannana]

Obi-wan *watching Ahsoka*: So what do you think about your new Padawan Anakin?

Anakin *shrugs*: She seems alright, a bit short though.

Obi-wan *brows furrowed*: Why are you commenting on her height as though it is a personality flaw?

#anakin is all did you not see the size of her? #anakin she is like 12 #she is allowed to be on the short side #she will grow #eventually #but she will #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #ahsoka #obi wan #anakin #skywalker #kenobi #tano #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #the clone wars #tcw #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes

[bunihyo]

i’m so unbelievably lesbian when I see sasha colby like I have never wanted someone so bad in my entire life of living

#🫶🏼 dd’s rambles #I love sasha colby #she’s my wife #she just doesn’t know yet #but she will #sasha colby

[berternies]

ted lasso characters i think could love pronouns: jamie, dani, trent, will, nora, probably at least one of the pub trio

#also probably phoebe i just don’t think she like. knows what pronouns are yet #but she will #nora comes out as nonbinary and teaches phoebe about pronouns #and two days later phoebe is like ‘uncle roy i use she/they pronouns. can we go get ice cream’ and roy is like …okay #colin and or/isaac could also love pronouns i think. #i actually like. don’t hc many of the characters on this show as trans which is unusual for me #but i do think many of them COULD be #i just don’t necessarily Actively Think many of them are #i actually do like trans roy very much #and i think keeley and/or rebecca Could be trans #they could be cis or trans but either way they are Women #anyway #speak again bright angel #ted lasso

[mayohigan-orange]

@gensokyogarden

"You are aware that I'm older than you are, right?"

#gensokyogarden #she doesn't know her age YET #but she will #and she it at least aware she is at least over 30 #if I had the same icon that Chiru has of Chen biting a hand #I would have used that

[teatitty]

In my little made-up canon where Kirika and Amiko exist together, Kirika's character development is her going from a starry-eyed youth who thinks heroes are the best thing ever to a jaded yakuza heiress to an angry spiteful rebel and finally settling into a straight villain role, ruling the yakuza world with bloodied hands and snapping teeth

#marvel #kirika yashida #I'm normal about her tho I promise I don't bite #but she will

[shiningloki]

Just opened up TikTok and

Haha. Nice.

#bee makes a tiktok?? #bee has not posted tiktok #BUT SHE WILL #eventually #maybe this weekend #i got busy today #woops

[majestyrising]

Im just so pleased with pulpa artifex so far i suck at having cohesive themes so having a little clan of all plague abbys all with accents im just

#well. bec doesnt have her accent yet weh #but she WILL

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

[clandestinegardenias]

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

#NOT A JOKE SHE LITERALLY DID

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

#obviously she meant 'don't get it done and don't tell him you thought about it' but i am choosing to read it as #'gaslight him into thinking you've been titless all your life' #be shh now #containment breach

[opiumvampire]

fuck w me

#my mommys cookie recipe except she makes them peanut butter cookies and i dont like peanut butter so we’re doing sugar cookies #sure hope nothing weird happens

[jewfrogs]

the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

#the sun is setting outside my window and she is very orangy red....sauron...? #ribbits

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

#me serving customers while chappell roan's red wine supernova is stuck in my head #me: yeah that'll be £3.60 / my brain: she did it right there‚ out on the deck: put her canine teeth in the side of my neck #rose's incessant yearnings #rose's gay little job #rose's ramblings

[thedisablednaturalist]

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

#wrenfea.article #theres a video in the article #her name is gaia and shes 8 months #shes part of the AZA breeding program #i now have a reason to visit utah #leetle baby gorl #black footed cat #conservation news #conservation #zoos #animals #also the highest successful kill percentage for big cats is like. 25% #so 60% is fucking crazy

[moveslikekeithrichards]

gertrude

[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]

#tiddytaco #pets #cats #SHES SO UNPHOTOGENIC god bles .

[mqqqteor]

> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

#loki my darling loki . shes such a smart cat but she has her moments #her entire ass was yellow #mqqq.txt