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#c!technoblade negative
if-loki-was-a-fox · 10 months
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I love the scene in the middle Doomsday where c!Techno returns Do Not Read to c!Ranboo, because it so clearly demonstrate that c!Techno already likes c!Ranboo, and is just generally a great example of how c!Techno in general tends towards helping others so long as they haven't done anything to hurt him (and like. Sometimes even when they have. bc like. c!Ranboo was kinda involved in the Butcher Army)
It's the middle of an active battle field, like twenty people all trying to kill c!Techno, and yet the moment he sees c!Ranboo he stops and says "Ranboo! Ranboo! You're alright!" And immediately returns the book c!Ranboo is asking for, before following up with "get out of here, I don't have anything against you. Just flee in the battle, no one will no." And c!Philza also chimes in to assure c!Ranboo that no one will see them and that they'll be alright, and it's just so— adskdhafjstjsj
And- and also- and also, a few minutes later, you can hear c!Quackity in the background and he asks someone if they've seen his book, "Do Not Read" because he still has a grudge on c!Ranboo and he still wants to take them down, so he's trying to get the book back. (Because the whole reason c!Techno even has it was because he happened to pick it up when c!Quackity dropped it)
Also. When c!Techno sees c!Ranboo again later in the fight, he's kinda exasperated that they're still there but stops to ask them if they're alright again. (He also completely misses how utterly miserable c!Ranboo is when they say "same as yesterday", which I think is hilarious.)
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hopalongfairywren · 8 months
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Reminds me of the meta takes that ctechno is woman coded because of how he was treated by the server too. People will really just woman code anyone but an actual woman character
If c!Techno was a woman his character would straight up not be as apologized for or popular. Also it's fun to see how many people see female oppression as a fun little quirky thing. Add the weird transmisogyny and you've got a shitload of nope!
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pixiestickjoker · 11 months
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old dsmp edit i made last year that i never posted lol
all animation clips belong to SAD-ist :D
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doodlebloo · 2 years
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I still think Las Nevadas c!Tubbo in general would have been such a great place to end his story or at least a good place to take a hiatus..... LN would be so good and healthy for both him and Michael_B, whether c!Ranboo is in the picture or not I wish c!Tubbo had been able to find the community he was looking for with them... But that will never happen now since c!Sam kidnapped c!Tubbo's kid to blackmail c!Ranboo to blackmail c!Dream (?????) And THEN said he did it because c!Tubbo was a bad father or whatever.
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sunlitmcgee · 2 years
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Y’know there’s Many Reasons why I hate c!Techno. Many reasons that needn’t be aired out here. But I think the main thing that makes him so awful, so annoying, so goddamn insidious and downright repulsive, is that no matter how hard I try to ignore him, he will always end up forcing himself into the stories of the characters that I Actually Enjoy And Somewhat Care About.
Like see I don’t like c!Niki. Never have. She’s just very meh to me and not very interesting. She’s involved in lore connected to my favs, but her presence and impact there is so minor and brief that I can easily ignore her and forget she exists.
But c!Techno? C!Technoblade Bitch Cunt Fucker Blood God Bastard Piggy Piece of Rancid Ass Fuck?
HE’S EVERYWHERE! HE IS IN EVERY PLOT OF EVERY CHARACTER I EVEN MILDLY ENJOY. AND HE’S NEVER GOOD! HE’S NEVER FUN OR INTERESTING OR INVOLVED IN THE THEMES BEYOND TAKING THE THEMES AND STAMPING ALL OVER THEM.
I can’t escape him! I can’t ignore him! No matter the character, He’s Always There. C!Tommy was framed as a villain because of Bedrock Bros. C!Ranboo was even more pathetic(and not in a fun way) due to his involvement with the Syndicate, and now c!Tubbo’s gone from one of the most complex & nuanced characters to nothing more than a shallow bratty girlboss because this filthy pig cannot help but infect every story he comes into contact with with the most horrid brand of Edgelord Mary Sue-ness that I have ever seen. 
He’s everywhere. He’s horrible. He’s a stain on the lore and I hate that I have to deal with him whenever lore for my favs come up. God I want him dead PLEASE just kill him 
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arsonistfriday · 2 years
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So I decided to be mean to one of my wonderful blorbos (c!Sam) and figure out how long it would’ve taken him to starve to death if he hadn’t been found in the cell by c!Dream.
TWs: starvation, c!Revengers crit/neg
I tested this out by timing how long it took for me to die in MC on hard mode just from starvation. Now, keep in mind I consistently ran and jumped around in the cell while doing this, and c!Sam would’ve wanted to conserve his hunger as much as possible, meaning it would be longer. However, it took me about 9 minutes and 24 seconds to die from starvation, which is almost the entire daytime in MC.
Now, I then have to multiply this by 3, since he has 3 lives. This then results in a total of 27 minutes and 72 seconds, so rounding up to roughly 28 minutes. I then divided this by 20, since a full day-and-night cycle in MC is 20 minutes, and that equals to 1.3 days. Now, this is the calculation for the bare minimum: if he was sprinting and jumping the whole time, which he clearly wouldn’t. So his death would be much more prolonged, possibly stretching to 2 or even 3 days.
This is why I felt so disgusted by c!Revengers. The fact that what c!Dream did was technically a better fate than staying in the cell is just... it feels vile, in my opinion. They left him to starve in a cell, while ignoring the fact that a much more threatening criminal had just recently escaped, and that one of their team members was the reason for this person’s escape in the first place! I get it, Tubbo was pissed because he lost his husband and his son was kidnapped, but jfc no one deserves to starve to death in a cell while people just shrug it off.
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but like…technoblade as a fear motivated character. him having only one life gives soo much context and it makes me insane bc like. imagine being so scared and paranoid all the time and because of that you slip up and make really bad mistakes and do terrible things and then there’s thousands of voices screaming in your ear telling you that you’re doing the right thing. and you’re so blind in your fear that you believe it.
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mcytconfession · 2 years
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#Techoblade is the most boring character on the server, he never loses anything or feels remorse for his actions against other people. Anytime it seems like he's going to have an arc or need to gain forgiveness it's just given to him without consequence.
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thinking of. the horrors
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gremmlepunk · 2 years
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No disrespect to c!techno antis but, he has good reason for everything his does regarding Dream (to my knowledge).  
Click to read but its sorta long
Starting from the Butcher Army, post Pogtopia, he almost got killed. He would’ve gotten killed to, if not for Dream. Dream helped him in the sewer to escape with his Carl. 
1st Reason for Techno to like Dream
Post exile, Tommy stays with Techno, but to the viewers knowledge, Tommy never tells Techno about anything truly traumatic that happened. Techno figures he’s a dramatic little kid, escaping to his brother during a time-out. And sure Dream comes along, pestering him, but to Techno, that’s the tired daycare worker trying to find the kid missing from the timeout corner. 
2nd Reason: Dream is trying to enforce punishment on someone who “did something wrong”, and Techno believes that if someone treats someone poorly, they have the right to fight back.
Then Dream invites Techno to help him blow up L’Manburg. And this sounds great because, from Techno’s perspective, L’Manburg has caused nothing but problems for everyone involved, so by eliminating the problem, he’s helping his friends and family. And to him, Dream shares the same goal.
And from then on, him and Dream are buddies, growing closer in the prison saga, even though Techno doesn’t know the extent of Dream’s cruelty and manipulation. 
“But Grem,” you might be saying, “wouldn’t he have found out about c!Dream being an abuser earlier?” 
And the answer, simply, is no. 
Because no one tells him.
All the people who he abused aren’t eager to tell Dream’s ally that he’s an awful person, and everyone else is on neutral/good terms with him, aside from what Techno assumes to be normal beef, like everyone else on the server has. He doesn’t ask questions because he doesn’t know there’s questions to be asked.
And as for Dream? Dream doesn’t view anyone on the server as an equal, only a toy for him to use until he’s tired of it. But Techno, (and Phil, but were not talking about him), are of equal power to him, and for the first time, Dream has to be conscious of what he’s saying. Dream knows he had connections with all of his victims, and is unsure of where he stands with them, so Dream doesn’t bring it up. 
TLDR: Techno’s environment gives him no reason to be mad at Dream, so he isn’t.
And I, of course, think that c!Dream is an awful, cruel, scum-of-the-earth manipulative asshat. But Techno has no reason to dislike him because he wasn’t presented with any. Additionally, outside of Dream, c!Techno is awful and rightfully viewed as one of the villains of the server, but there are a few glimmers of hope for him.
So yeah, Techno is rightfully a villian, but in the end most of his tyranny can linked back to miscommunication, and well, c!Dream.
[Also, quick reminder that this is all acting and when i say Techno, Dream, or anyone else mentioned it is in regards to the character, not the person. They’re both really chill cc! wise]
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ladyddanger · 2 years
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I hate c!sbi
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You cannot convince me that CC!Phil thought his character was that in the wrong before that call lmao
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Actually, shout out to all of us who are still on our c!techno and c!philza hater grind. I just read up on some old meta and my resolve to give them the most awful time (so they can get character development for the better) in my fanfic has been renewed
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rkay07 · 6 months
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The One Who Speaks
C!Technobladex Fem!Reader
(You and Techno used to be best friends until he developed a crush on you now suddenly 10 years have passed and all you want is a glimpse of him)
Warnings - A/N: Physical Touch, Make-out session but nothing too heated.
FLUFF!
Word Count: 2.5k
Traveling to Philza’s place for your monthly visit was a nice time to reflect, maybe to do something different, maybe don’t travel through the ocean with nothing but your backpack until you come across a shipwreck to make a boat. Yeah, reflecting. Visiting Philza gave you a sense of peace, hearing his stories, seeing he’s doing alright after everything, seeing it’s possible to move on from things you thought would be forever. He gives you hope that one day you might move on from your own problems, like being alone 24/7, traveling to pass the time, and having this stupid “crush” on Technoblade. When you were pre-teens he all of a sudden stopped paying attention to you and all you could do was accept it, you left him in the dust on your horse, sent away to live with your aunt that was hundreds of miles away. You only started visiting Phil when you heard about the town being blown up, you wanted to make sure he was ok. He was like family to you, so one year ago you decided to make the trip to see him and now you go once a month to catch up. When you first went the first thing you asked him was, “Is Techno ok?” He smiled and shook his head softly, “Y/n, you know him…” he walked to the table you were sitting at with two mugs of tea in his hands, “Technoblade never dies.” You smiled with him, “I don’t know him now but yes. He never dies.” He pressed his lips together at your comment, putting one of the mugs in front of you. You thanked him, and picked it up to warm your hands, “Where is he, if you don’t mind me asking?” Phil looked at you with pity written all over his face, “I don’t mind and remember that, but darling I’m going to be honest with you.” He sighed looking down at his mug, “I haven’t seen him in weeks, he rarely speaks to me anymore…” Your eyes widened, you felt a rush of coldness washed over you. You became cold to the touch even with the hot cup in your hands, “I take that back actually,” You looked up from the mug, ready to take anything he had of Techno, “He checks on me from time to time, sometimes even spends the night but he walks around like I’m not there.” Your eyes soften at his words, sorry for what’s happened between them. You looked at his free hand, taking it into yours and squeezing it, “I’m sure he has his reasons.” He nods, flashing a quick smile. You were worried but you “knew” Techno and he would never neglect someone or something unless he had a reason to but you still questioned it when it came between you and him.
You were still miles away from Philza’s house, and wondering if you might have taken a wrong turn somewhere. You slow your horse down and take a look at your map, glancing in all directions trying to see anything familiar, then you see a landmark that’s on the map. You exhale, the anxiety dissipating as you put the map back into your bag. You snap the reins to walk again when you see a shadow on the ground, a shadow that could only be made if it was in the air. You have your horse come to a complete stop, sliding off and looking at the shadow then up into the sky. A bird was flying high in the sky, making circles around you. You whistle, bringing it down to you. The bird lands and you notice it was a crow! All you could think were negative thoughts, hoping to God that Phil was okay. You pull some seeds out of your side bag, pouring some on the ground for the crow. The crow hops over and sets a scroll down before pecking at the pile of seeds. You pick the scroll up, standing to look at it better.
My dearest Y/n, you’re probably worried that something’s happened to me but I couldn’t be better, I just wanted to give you a heads up that I’ll be having company over while you're on your way. I don’t know how far you are but I hope you aren’t too far. I would like you to see them before they have to go, Love Phil.
You smile down at the lovely note, thinking that Tommy might have been there but you have talked to him before at Phil’s house so who could it be. You ponder on it for quite a moment before your eyes widen and your jaw drops.
It could be Techno, you thought.
You roll the scroll back up and put it in your bag, seeing the wonderful crow ate all the seeds up, you chuckle and decide to give him more just out of likeness of the note. You get up on your horse, snapping the reins one last time before setting off to Phil’s house, which wasn’t more than a few miles away.
You see Phil’s house appear in the distance, grinning and kicking at your horse to go faster for this last stretch. All you could think about was possibly seeing Techno, finally locking eyes with him after all these years. You slow your horse down as you approach his house, hopping off before he even comes to a complete stop. You shake dust out of your hair and pat yourself down before knocking on the door. You knock on the door and wait for someone to open it for you. You turn around to your horse that’s neighing at you from behind, you try your best to shush him but he decides to be stubborn after a long and hard ride. You wave him off as the door clicks, you whip your head around to meet Tommy, “Tommy!” You yell, “Ay!” Tommy yells back pointing finger guns at you. You smile at him, raising your arms up to hug him. Laughing as he picks you up and spins you around in the house. Closing the door as he sets you down, “Come on, I want you to see someone.” He says, too fast for you to understand but grabs your hand just as quickly as he spoke pulling you towards the kitchen. Light-headed from the laughing and spinning you stumble behind him, trying to not fall to the ground. He slows down, walking into the kitchen. You keep your hand in his, waiting to see the one and only Techno but when you round the corner you’re met with a transparent figure, almost shiny with the sun beaming through it. You narrow your eyes as it turns around, “Guess you weren’t expecting me?” It says, you’re left speechless, mostly trying not to cry. It was Wilbur. Phil told you about the war, when Wil told him to kill him. Holding back tears, you cover your mouth, “Wil?” You knew it was him but you had to make sure. He nods, making you whimper. You walk up to him knowing you would go right through but you wanted to be close. You breathe out as you look at his face, so dark and light. You raise your hands, roaming the air where his face would be but all you could feel was freezing air. He brings his hands to your wrists, marking them with cold rings. You chuckle softly as tears fall from your face, trying to smile but wince at the every-longing want of his hands in yours. He was such a big inspiration of yours but when you heard he had turned evil it was hard to think of him highly. But then, you heard of his death and it shattered you. When you were little, he was always there for you, especially when Techno started to grow distinct, he was there. You missed him so much but now seeing him, his presence, you finally had closure.
You take a deep breath in and let it out, keeping your eyes on him as you step away. Walking backwards to Tommy, you look at Wilbur one last time as he waves at you. You give him a small wave back before he dissipates into thin air. You turn around to bury your face into Tommy's chest, he hugs you back with watery eyes. You could hear him sniffling, you chuckle, “It’s ok Tommy, he’s in a better place now.” He rubs his eyes and scoffs, “What do you mean, I know that, why wouldn’t I know that. I mean look at me.” You remove your face from his chest, as you look up at him, “I know you needed that as much as I did.” He scoffs again, “No I didn’t, I was perfectly fine without him.” You laugh, making him laugh too, as he shakily breathes in and out, “Oh, how I missed him.” You wipe tears off your face, “Me too Tommy, me too.”
You and Tommy were sitting at the kitchen table laughing when the both of you hear the side door open and loud boots fill the house as they stomp off whatever was on them. You look at Tommy with confusion but all he does is smile, making you even more confused. A loud nauseated voice booms through the hallway, “Hey Phil there’s a random horse eating snow in the front, it has a bunch of stuff on it too-” The giant stops in his tract, this time very real. When he sees you, he pulls his mask down from his face, “Y/n?” You stand up, your eyes not believing it, your mind not believing it, but your heart does. Your heart believes it’s really him, it’s really Technoblade. You clear your throat, not sure what to say, “Uh- hey-” You were always speechless around him, never knowing what to say, how to say it. He takes a step closer as he pulls his gloves off, “Uh…” He couldn’t speak either, his eyes were roaming your body, he wanted them to do all the talking. You and Techno stand there in place just looking at each other for a good moment.
Tommy stands up, making sure to make as much noise as possible, “Hey big guy, how was work-” Techno leans down to Tommy ear’s, “Get out.” Tommy mouths ok and walks off to the front door, saluting at you. You watched him as he walked and saluted back at him. You put your gaze back on Techno noticing he was a little closer than before. You don’t think you can hold it in anymore but with it being 10 years, you didn’t know if he felt the same way. You watch him as he stops just a couple feet away from you, your breathing becomes heavy, heat rushes to your cheeks. You open your mouth to speak but nothing except a chuckle comes out, he watches you look at the ground and to the side looking out the window. Every inch of you is on his mind, he takes his hand and brings it to your chin to draw your attention back to him. You look at him with doe eyes, thinking about all the times he looked at you with those same charming eyes. You pull away though not wanting to get too close, not wanting to feel the same urge you felt when you were just a kid. You look away towards the window for a second but he pulls you back, now arm around your waist and hand on your chin, keeping your eyes on him.
You find it hard to not look at him with your faces only inches apart, his long pink hair falling over his shoulder and into his face. You cave in finally, your eyes traveling his face for it has been too long since you’ve seen him, “Techno…” You breathe out, his breathing becoming just as heavy as yours. You find the back of his neck with one hand and the back of his shoulder with the other. Gripping at his shirt, he looks down at your lips, “Why did I wait so long?” Your heart flutters at his words as they roll off his lips and onto your own. You mouth I don’t know, giving him a weak smile. His lips part as he moves his hand from your chin to your cheek, running it along once before diving into a deep kiss. You took a breath before his lips crashed down on yours, interlocking your fingers in his hair. He pushes you against the table a little rough, “Sorry.” he says in between a kiss. You couldn’t care less about being rammed into a table but you loved that he cared for you, “It’s ok.” You whisper, keeping the kiss going and placing your hands on the table to brace yourself. He slowly snakes his tongue into your mouth as he finds your hands and intertwines them with his. You whimper at the feeling of his tongue roaming your mouth, you grip his hands tight, making him moan. He continues to kiss you like it was the last time you were ever going to see each other, touch each other. But he wasn’t going to let that happen, he wasn’t going to pull himself away from you ever again. He wanted you more than ever before, finally having you in his arms.
You slowly start to pull away but Techno wants one more long kiss before accepting your movement, resting his head on your shoulder. He needed that break as much as you did, his breath raspy and deep on your neck. You wrap your arms around him, as he does the same. You look up to the ceiling with tears in your eyes, happy tears. Happy that you finally get to express your loving feelings to this hunk of stoicness. He glides his touch from your waist to the back of your legs, picking you up and putting you on the table with no effort. You gasp when he picks you up, looking deep into his eyes to find love and affection. He pulls you as close as possible, making you wrap your arms and legs around him. You rest your forehead on his, smiling and giggling. He couldn’t help but do the same. Your smiles always gave him warmth, from his ear tips to his toes. He always liked that about you and it has never changed, even after all these years his memory of you has never faded. He leans back so he can see you better, scanning for any new details.
He cups your cheeks and rubs his thumbs on your skin. He’s hot to the touch, making you want to melt in his arms. A single tear falls from your eye, he’s quick to gently wipe it away, kissing where the droplet was then kissing your forehead. He looks down at you, taking an impossible step towards you, “I’ve loved you for too long, to give up,” He pauses and glances at your lips, “I’ll make it my life’s mission to never let you go…again.” Your breath hitches, you couldn’t believe he was saying this to you, finally. You let out a breath with a big smile and your head vigorously nodding at his remark. He smiles back with a sigh of relief escaping from his lips. He picks you up and spins you around for a moment then plants you on your feet. Your arms still wrapped around his neck, you give him a couple of nice soft pecks on his chapped lips. You were forever happy to have him by your side now, even if he had to work. The both of you hear the side door open, “Techno! I need your help with the hay bales!” Philza’s voice rang through the house before you both heard the door close and footsteps went down the outside stairs. You look up at him and pout. His eyes narrow down the hall towards the side door, “He can wait.” Before you know it you're off up the stairs to the spare bedroom Techno sleeps in, making sure to lock the door behind him.
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sunlitmcgee · 2 years
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Unironically feel that c!techno dying would fix AT LEAST 75% of the issues with season 4. just a hunch. call it a gut feeling
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qprsmackdown · 8 months
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c!Technoblade and c!Philza (DSMP) vs Crowley and Aziraphale (Good Omens)
Negative comments about either qpr in the notes will be blocked. This includes saying that either party is not a qpr. We are here to have fun. It does not matter whether a qpr is "canonically" platonic, romantic, or otherwise. I do not want to hear about why you think a relationship isn't a qpr.
Negativity/hatred towards MCYT will be ignored and blocked.
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