#calculator humor

[crashmcdougal]

#hehe #calculator humor #see you again in 72077 posts

[thronealigned]

no it's fine this mind flayer is totally my friend and 100% honest with me all the time it's ok it likes me everything's so normal

#bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #i love how raphael directly calls you out on this. 'if id have known you were so gullible i wouldve tricked you into selling your soul for #a bowl of beans when we first met' #and then just keeps insulting you more if you keep insisting emp's really your ally #oc: impulse #sure this'll go in their tag #everything about impulse's Thing with the emperor is so funny to me. and then deeply fucked up if you think about it long enough. and then #really funny again if you think about it even longer #one day i'll do their 2.0 playthrough so i can fully form all my thoughts. and get better screenshots and the ceremorphosis ending #i mean there's nothing stopping me from loading an impulse 1.0 save and going ceremorphosis from there but idk it'd feel wrong #impulse has more tadpoles in their brain than synapses by act 3 and it does really fundamentally change them as a person #tfw your chaotic neutral act-first-ask-questions-never no-impulse-control 17 CHA bestie becomes one of the most detached calculating people #you've ever met. all their old casual wit and humor is still there but they think before they speak now and that really shouldnt feel as #sinister as it does. they have this look in their eye and it feels like they view everyone around them as lesser beings #not because they view other people as subhuman or worse than they are but because they view themself as something *more* #if they have any raw unfiltered emotion left you haven't seen it in weeks. there's one person(?) who gets Unrestrained Feelings privileges #and it's the fucking illithid that lives in their mind and not any of their actual non-monster normal-ish-person friends. that human #connection is fading so fast now. when did they change so much? it happened so slowly in the moment but suddenly now they seem like they #were never the person you became friends with at all #and like impulse is a pretty selfish person from the start but they *did* genuinely like and care about the rest of the party. they were #friends. and by the end of act 3 that friendship should be the deepest and most meaningful it's ever been. but. it just isn't. #so on and so forth etc etc like that. All That Bullshit makes their relationship with lae'zel so interesting (and upsetting) too #they encourage her to side against vlaakith and then they never even try to free orpheus for her and her people's sake. they never even #think about it. they never consider it as an option. they just don't care. and then they EAT HIS BRAIN. #very possibly RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. #and she's just left adrift. a rebel with no rebellion to lead and very little hope #i'm unwell. #ok i'm done this is a silly meme post. but god i have so many thoughts i have barely been keeping contained

[glorbs-dominion]

IFYKY

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#memes #funny memes #best memes #funny #humor #meme #lol #discord server #discord chat #discord stuff #calculator #5318008

[mafaldaknows]

Instagram: johnp.shanley

😏😉

#johnp.shanley #instagram #lizards be lizarding #give it up #he’s not responding #jps knows what’s what #kismet vs calculation #oracles of charmie #the universe has a sense of humor #mafalda always looks for signs #tales from the charmiesphere

[misforgotten2]

"I see dead numerals."

The Saturday Evening Post - October 20th - 1956

#1956 #office equipment #calculator #vintage ads #vintage ad #advertising #advertisement #1950s #1950s ad #1950's #1950's ad #funny #humor #humour

[blueteller]

Fun Question Time – Just How Rich Is Cale??

This might be a funny question for the Korean readers, but as someone who doesn't use the Korean Won currency on regular basis, those huge numbers with tons of zeros seem pretty abstract. How much money does Cale have???

(I'm sure many people use different currencies, but I decided that US Dollar is the best ones to compare to, internationally. However, keep in mind that the currency constantly changes and fluctuates, so if you check the numbers later on, they might end up out of date.)

Believe it or not, right at the beginning of the novel, we get a clear understanding of how currency works in this world works! We are informed early on that the Roan Kingdom's currency translates to Korean currency roughly 1:1.

Thus:

1 Roan Gallon = 1 bronze coin = 1 Korean Won

Also, this is how the division of coins work:

1 gold coin = 10 silver coin = 100 000 bronze coins

In short:

1 gold coin = 100 000 gallons = ~ 80 US Dollars

When Cale asks Deruth for money, he receives 10 million gallon for an allowance. In other words, that is:

100 gold coins = 1 000 silver coin -> 10 000 000 bronze coins = 10 000 000 Gallons -> 10 000 000 Korean Won = 8 000 US Dollars

...Yeah, you read that right. Cale got freaking 8 thousand dollars as an allowance.

That's more than average American's monthly salary, btw. The Henituse being rich is a freaking understatement.

While in most cases, we don't know how much money Cale gets (from the Magic Tower for example – which he payed 4 million USD for; we got no clue about his profit, but it must have been tens of millions of dollars at least...), we do get the numbers concerning the Caro Kingdom auction!

...Also, it was mentioned that Caro Kingdom currency is slightly more than the Raon Kingdom's:

1 Caro Kingdom Gallon > 1 Raon Kingdom Gallon

With those numbers, how much money did Cale earn in the auction???

1 000 000 000 Caro Gallons > 800 000 USD 23 000 000 000 Caro Gallons > 18 400 000 USD 30 000 000 000 Caro Gallons > 24 000 000 USD

Thus:

53 billion Caro Gallons > 42.4 million dollars

...And that's for a single auction 😅

I think... it's safe to say that Cale Henituse is a billionaire 😂

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #math calculations #conclusion? #cale is rich #cale is filthy rich #cale is FILTHY STUPID RICH #bruce wayne is that you??? #billionaire cale henituse #this bastard #poor orphan he says #not a lot of money he says #never believe a word from this man's mouth #humor #tcf humor

[its-dark-girl]

so i was goin thru the albedo tag on tumblr as a 'challenge' to see how many genshin fanarts id have to scroll thru to see a picture of ben 10!albedo and then my sister had the bright idea of searching albedo on google

a muthafuckin calculation shows up

#genshin albedo #ben 10 albedo #the calculation albedo #its dark girl thoughts #sighs amazhang humor

[deesi-academia]

oscillations padh padh ke sar ghoom gaya hai

#😔🙏calculate the max velocity of my thoughts scattering if the length of my brain is 0.00000001mm #desiblr #chaotic academia #humor #memes #physics memes

[alienaiver]

formally starting chapter three of amethyst haze, so here's a sneak peek thats been in my draft document since the beginning !!! :3

Shinsou tells them how he’s going to meet up with you again this Sunday. Aizawa’s back stiffens but shows no other reactions. Yamada beams, “isn’t that adorable! It’s so rare to hear you talking about dates!”

Shinsou chokes on the piece of potato he was about to swallow at Yamada’s choice of words. Eri hands him his glass of water with an innocent smile but when he looks at her to thank her, she smiles mischievously, gleeful that her brother’s now the child whose love life their dads are obsessing over. He sighs and rubs the space between his eyebrows, “I’m not sure what it is yet, but calling it a date might be far-fetched.”

Aizawa grunts and takes his glass of water to his lips, “that may also be for the better.”

Now everyone’s looking at him. There’re different stages of confusion to be read in every family member’s face; Yamada’s being the most prominent one. Shinsou almost looks disgusted at the uncalled for comment.

“Why?” Yamada inquires, confused and unsure about what could’ve warranted such a response from his husband. Aizawa remains unfazed as he puts the glass back down, “it can be tricky to date such a big and devoted fan.”

“Aaah.” Eri lets out, performatively giving her father the feeling of being understood, though she hardly sees the issue either. From her point of view, the fact that her anti-social big brother is going out to do stuff besides a few beers occasionally, is a pretty amazing development.

“Huh?” Yamada says, nose scrunching up. Shinsou holds back a snort before he calmly replies, “I never thought you’d be the type of person to oppose that kind of thing.” Aizawa lifts his eyes only to look at his son sitting across from of him at the table, “and why is that?”

“Because you adopted one.”

This makes poor Eri, who was on her way to take a sip of water, spit the water back down the glass. Yamada howls out a laugh with his head thrown back. Aizawa’s eyes widens for a moment, surprised by the answer before he looks back down to his plate.

“There’s a big difference. I was an adult when I took in you two.”

Shinsou’s argument is not wrong and Aizawa knows it. Shinsou had, before even meeting his soon-to-be mentor, owned more Eraser Head merchandise than anyone else and even owned things Aizawa didn’t even know had been produced in his hero name. Shinsou had later confessed to having made it himself.

“Which is arguably a much bigger deal, isn’t it? Also you were about the same age as I am now.”

This actually seems to stump Aizawa, the comment about age. Shinsou hadn’t foreseen that to become a winning argument. Yamada wipes a stray tear from laughing before he squeezes Aizawa’s shoulder affectionately, “dear, you and I both know that Hitoshi’s a great judge of character so I hardly believe that we need to”-he stops to let out another laugh and looks at Shinsou-“God I’ve missed listening to you two bicker, I swear. You got that humor from me!”

Shinsou shakes his head and laughs, before scraping up the last of the curry from his plate, avoiding the carrots purposely. He clears his throat, “a-anyway. It’s not like we’re dating… I’m sure most of their interest in me is in my work and my persona, y’know? So there’s hardly any need for concern.”

#honestly shinsous comeback is the funniest ive been all year im not gonna lie #i think amethyst really has some great humor as well!!! the good thing about these longer fics is that i can fit the humor in well with the #serious bits !!! :3 #also aizawas just a worried dad <3 #also calculated amethyst haze to be four ish chapters! chapter three is like. 1/3 parts 'finished' with lots of draft scenes! #four is still very much in the rotisserie work part #nohr.bnha #nohr.txt #amethyst haze #nohr.writing #shinsou hitoshi fluff #bnha fluff

[bitchfitch]

I've been trying to find the post i originally made this image for for Days but I'm officially giving up and just posting it again. It's their old designs but this is still how they stack up against each other and like, a taller than average person.

#Aetius being fucking Big is 90% of the humor in its vibe. The fucker can look you in the eye and then rear up to be twice your height #It Still does the 'im just a little baby guy! just an itty bitty kitten' thing #but it does it while being crush hazard sized #Serapis never gets why people treat him like hes the dangerous one. #like he Is the better fighter but if you didn't see them fight you couldn't know that. #Aetius is a lion who can calculate orbital paths in its head Its Not like. Not Dangerously. #its turbo dangerous. its smart enough to be able to treat finding you like a fun puzzle box #Its the type of fucker who would have multiple phds and its middle paws are the size of dinner plates. #It Will Fuck You Up. #It exclusively uses its intelligence and strength to get into the pantry and eat soap. #its a bastard kitty cat first and foremost

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Me, aged 5. Spoken to my extremely Catholic grandmother, matriarch of the family, who had crosses and pictures of saints hanging in every room of the house: [little, uncannily-enunciated voice] “Grandma, when your church gets destroyed in Armageddon, you can come to our kingdom hall!”

#exjw #ex cult #I’m overly-conscious of how I speak now; but as a child I was about as blunt as a sledgehammer #Yeah my dad got SLAMMED for that one #There was no mistaking what I said because I spoke like a little adult #I was… something. Cute but weird and kind of manipulative. #At that age I enjoyed creeping out adult men in public by intensely staring at them #only adult men; not women #I also pushed boys down the slide and called them “scaredy-cat” until they agreed with me that they were cowards #I planned out in my head one time that my dad was going to walk into the living room with coffee in his hand #so if I scared him at just the right moment; he’d jolt and coffee would spill all over the floor #So I tested my hypothesis and it worked. #My goal was to get him to spill the coffee #I was around four or five but with the calculation of a serial killer (which isn’t saying much because serial killers are dumb) #I watched ET and wanted to see if I could hide in plain sight in my basket of stuffed animals #So I just waited in there very patiently until my dad went looking for me. Held my eyes open without blinking and remained very still #He walked in… looked right at me but didn’t see me; walked out. Walked back in #This time he saw me and got the crap scared out of him when he realized I was right there in front of him the whole time #But I never went into anything to prank anyone… I wasn’t in it for humor; I wanted to be smarter and more powerful than people #if only for a second #I wanted to see if I could come up with a plan involving other people and have those people do what I wanted them to do #But you see I was so sweet 90% of the time that no one thought anything of it — or even noticed what I was doing in some cases #Fortunately I grew out of doing that kind of thing without sufficient cause #But I still do enjoy messing with people from time to time if they REALLY deserve it #or benignly… I like it when people cry or get squeamish in reaction to my artistic work or acting or singing #The feeling of someone eating out of the palm of my hand creatively is great #Love it

[calculatorguitar]

Hello Tumblr. Com please take this sketch of the skrungly and Varian

#also dont take what the arrow says too seriously #thats my brothers sense of humor so i had to add it in #he has infiltrated my mind #also im simply a trans varian truther #trans varian real #i found a picture of a man with a raccoon lazing on top of him and i thought to myself #'i can make fanart out of this' #so i did #yay #vat7k #varian #ruddiger #calculator's posts

[twow]

i get not finding the grimace shake meme funny like its personally not my kind of humor either but calling it astroturfing is genuinely so insane to me. no fast food company on earth is going to come up with a marketing campaign where the punchline is that eating their food kills you.

#like come on guys. yes mcdonalds is probably happy with the outcome #but the idea that it was all calculated from the beginning is crazy #sometimes people on the internet really do just come up with a silly little joke and it goes viral #also no marketing team could come up with this like. it is so gen z humor

[starjunco]

Day 4 will be late because I only just started getting ideas and haven't started on it yet!

#ffxv #kingsglaive #kglore23 #day 3 #protect #heights #falling #explosions #the risk was calculated #but he's bad at math #comic #humor #my art

[misforgotten2]

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#vintage illustration #illustration #computers #calculator #funny #humor #humour

[wistrearchived]

pov. kira's emotionally unavailable ass

#at least the d.ark u.rge didn't take away her amazing sense of humor #[ 𝐢. ] ooc › the risk i took was calculated‚ but man am i bad at math.