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konigsblog · 9 months

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short random 141 headcannons, silly/fluff ☄️

ghost 💀;

absolutely hates coffee, avid tea drinker and refuses anything else. a lot of people assume that the cold-hearted killer, simon riley, would hate sugary coffee. but, truth be told, he has a huge sweet tooth that only price knows about, and has to keep him from eating too much.

growing up, he was quiet. a lot of people teased him for being so silent, including his friends, but only in a joking way. he's one of those kids that make friend's easily, just well-behaved in class to avoid stressing out his mother.

acts as if he hates johnny, but after that solo mission soap had, he grew more close to him. didn't like whenever john had to go on a mission without him in fear that he wouldn't return, gradually developed a fear of losing the team - something he'd always had, yet increased further after graves's betrayal.

has a high metabolism. he could eat way over his maintenance calories and not gain anything. he works out in his house during leave, usually eating quick takeaways or frozen meals, rolling his eyes whenever you bring up the state of the apartment. who cares, its not as if he's here most of the time.

soap 🧼;

absolutely loves getting drunk at a club with the team, has to be dragged home by price, him and gaz laughing maniacally at absolutely nothing.

he threw up on ghost afterwards.

because if his flirtatious personality, he's had many girlfriends. they never last long since he doesn't take the relationship's seriousness, still flirting with others as a joke, but offending whoever he's with at the time.

he isn't serious at all, which we've probably gathered from his personality. accidentally laughs at the wrong times, apologise profusely as they snarl at him. definitely gives off the wrong impression and gets embarrassed whenever price mentions it.

johnny knows what he's good at, he doesn't like being insulted by anyone, even as a joke. mention something about him not being as strong as ghost as he's pissed for the rest of the day. somewhat easily jealous, stemmed from when he was a rookie, lean with barely any muscle and constantly teased by others. (heard the last bit from another creator, but i can't remember the user for the life of me.)

gaz 🧢;

doesn't take alcohol very well, especially his hangovers. they're cruel, he has a pounding headache all day and throws up multiple times. laid in bed playing games the entire day, groaning as he feels himself burn up.

is terrified of bugs, absolutely hates spiders. doesn't give a fuck about the spider poem, will scream and crush them with his foot. probably came from when he was a child and got caught in a spiders web, cried to his mum.

definitely has a lot of sisters. they raised him well so he's very respectful in relationships and knows how to treat a lady right. when he was younger, his sister's would beg him to let them use makeup on him, agreeing and getting annoyed when he couldn't wash it off.

definitely youngest child energy.

price 🎣;

when he was a kid, he wanted to be something like a policeman or a firefighter, loves being in charge of stuff.

he's a true gentleman; will hold the door for his wife, giving her a bouquet of flowers whenever he can, kisses her all the time and compliments galore. he's a true fan of cuddling you from behind, sneaking up on you and kissing your neck, complimenting the meal you'd made.

took the 141 fishing, let's just say that it never happened again. it was all peaceful until johnny thought he a turtle, leaning over the lake and falling in. kyle laughed his ass off and simon sighed with disapproval, yet not surprised that he'd managed something like that. price lost a good fish trying to save him from drowning.

loves dogs, not small dogs (chihuahua hater), but big dogs. he loves german shepherds since he works with them, k9s. or a doberman, definitely owned a big dog when he was younger and has baby photos of him on it's back, only laswell saw them.

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artbyace · 6 months

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what pet do y’all think each marauder would have? i’ll start-

james: obvious answer is golden retriever BUT i don’t agree with this. i think james is a lil bird guy. like , cant u imagine him with a tiny little mini james chilling on his shoulder ??? just teaching him little sayings and being like OMG GOOD JOB MY SON when he says one 😭

regulus: black cat. obviously. no other option.

sirius: lizard owner. idc idc. they’re cold blooded just like him /j

remus: orange cat owner. he is 100% just like “yep this is my son he is an idiot and has no brain” energy

lily: GERMAN SHEPHERD GIRLIE. i’m so serious. like the huge black ones. she has them trained so so well they are so intelligent.

mary: A PITBULLLLL this makes so much sense to me as someone who grew up around pitbulls <3

marlene: she has a hamster. that’s it .

pandora: PANDORA IS A FERRET MUM I CANT EXPLAIN ITS JUST HER ENERGY. she has at least 2 and they’re as wild as her

pete: this man owns a frog. the silly little pac-man ones. he takes such good care of itand it bites his finger sometimes when he’s feeding it becuase it is so dumb

evan: snake owner but not like the cool, intimidating kind. he has a lil goofy corn snake named smth dumb like toe

barty: he wants to come off as tough but he saw a senior chihuahua (like marbles) in the shelter and now he dresses her up in cute lil outfits and that’s his daughter .

#txt #marauders #marauders hc #marauders headcanon #pets #tell me if you think i’m wrong #but i believe #dead day wizards

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mrghostrat · 3 months

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almost forgot to fill out this fun ask game, tagged by @chernozemm!

1. Are you named after anyone? if by 'named after' you mean i stole his identity by using his nickname as a teen and now i show up in google searches more than him, sure 🫢 also my mum gave me the middle name she was supposed to have before her dad fucked up the papers and gave her a different one.

2. When was the last time you cried? rewatched the good place a few months ago and fuckin wailed over that finale, again

3. Do you have kids? no ty

4. What sports do you play/ have you played? i am allergic to most forms of movement (but i do love swimming)

5. Do you use sarcasm? only when it's meant to be silly/funny to burn my friends. then yes too often

6. What is the first thing you notice about people? probably how often they talk, if they wait to let other people speak.

7. What's your eye color? blessed with a very pretty brown that goes all soft and light in the sun ✨

8. Scary movies or happy endings? SCARY SCARY SCARY 🔪 i like a satisfying end, even if it doesn't work out "happily"

9. Any talents? i have perfect pitch! altho my singing voice has lost about 80% of its range from HRT

10. Where were you born? a pretty beach town in NSW

11. What are your hobbies? i chronically pick up and immediately drop new hobbies, so i'm in between interests right now (wish i was joking) but i've got gel nail extensions, embroidery, reading, clay sculpture, and working out on the back burner.

12. Do you have any pets? oliver my chihuahua, and bailey my mini lop rabbit :) we also live with @thewolveswolf's cat mikasa. lots of white fur in this household.

13. How tall are you? 5'5"

14. Favorite subject in school? art 😩🤌 hyper fixation gonna fixate.

15. Dream job? i LOVE my current art work, but i still kind of wish i could experience being a full time author. imagine that, pulling in a living just from writing about my guys all day. i'm so looking forward to teaching as well, i think uni level lecturing would be my dream teaching environ.

#ghost scribbles #oliver

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weridpersonhelp · 1 year

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pariings south park stans gang

Kyle: she fell first he fell harder. nerd and band geek, angry and sweet innocent roll. Friends to lovers. . give random things and collect them. prince charming easily flustered, dumb but smart x smart but dumb. Shy/insecure x think they're incredible.

Stan: moon x sun, giant calm short gremlin, childhood friends to lovers, literal god x-tired collage student, likes tea x loves coffee, loves cats x loves dogs. the mum and dad friend. hates talking to people and is the one exception. depressed x i would die for you. Warm hands x cold hands.

Kenny: Wide eyed and cruious x the cool one that admires them, does make up x lets them, strangers to lovers, two idiots, inaproiate x angry and trying not to laugh, love langue is gist giving x cuddel forever. warm hands x cold hands. shy awkard x LOOK AT MY PARTNER!

Cartman: Enemies to lovers, golden retiver x chihuahua, ray of sunshine x literal devil. evil crime duo, shy idiot x loud idiot, chaotic duo

comment to add some or to pick your favriot

#south park x reader #south park #south park x y/n #sp kenny mccormick #sp x reader #sp tweek #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #stan marsh #sp cartman #eric cartman #cartman #cartman x reader #stan x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny x reader

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sidetongue · 8 months

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What is Budgie like? She's clearly confident for a small dog, and you've mentioned some things like her preferring to play with her brothers to playing with a human, but how would you describe the personality of this odd little gremlin creature of yours?

I simultaneously love this question and don’t know how to answer it! Budgie is the socialite of the family and the most likely to make friends whilst also maintaining her boundaries. She will meet a chihuahua and a Rottweiler the same way: “hey man I’d LOVE to play, but if you push it I will let you know.” She’s confident, assertive, and communicative.

Budgie lacks a liiiittle bit of confidence when it comes to strange humans (particularly men) and can offer some fearful, appeasing behaviours. If she was in a room full of strangers and me, she’d hang out with me until basically forced to interact with a stranger. Whereas, Harold would not rest until he was friends with everybody.

She is very driven, biddable, intelligent and FAST and she loves to learn and please me. However, if someone else asked her to do a cue she knows - she’d likely say “nope you’re not my mum”

Once you’re in her circle she’s sweet, affectionate, gentle and kind. She’d never dream of showing you sass or attitude… but if you’re not in her circle - she is a tenacious critter! My grandparents are obsessed with her which is a testimony to her sweet, soft side.

Video of her being very cross at sprig for trying to steal her coconut, whilst also checking in with me to make sure she was allowed to be angry 😂

#videos

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justinsentertainmentcorner · 6 days

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Abby Monteil at Them:

The Australian children’s show Bluey is the latest object of right-wing outrage for briefly acknowledging that queer kids and families are everywhere. The season three finale of the wildly popular cartoon, which aired April 14, centered on the show’s eponymous blue heeler puppy coming to terms with her family moving into a new house amid a wedding. However, the episode quietly introduced some LGBTQ+ representation as well: Bluey’s friend, a chihuahua named Pretzel, opened up about his pet guinea pig running away and casually mentioned having two moms. “My mums told me he might come back, but he didn’t,” Pretzel said. It may be a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment, but hey, some kids have two moms, so why not nod to that fact in a subtle, organic way? The widely viewed show has been criticized by Australian viewers for lacking diversity so here’s hoping this brief mention of the off-screen mums is just a first step toward more representation. After the episode dropped, the show’s many adult fans flocked online to express their excitement over the moment. On IMDb, the episode, entitled “The Sign,” scored a 9.9 out of 10 average based on nearly 1,000 user ratings.

“This is what I’ve been waiting for 🥰🥰🥰🥰,” one TikTok user commented on a video about the scene. “As a gay chihuahua mum that makes me happy 🏳️‍🌈,” another wrote. Unfortunately, even a one-off mention of a cartoon character’s two moms was enough to set off conservative trolls. The Daily Wire culture reporter Megan Basham blasted the moment on X, writing, “I’ll be honest, sometimes the glee LGBTQ activists take at seeing the destruction of something that was once wholesome, something that championed mothers and fathers and children’s need for both, is really demoralizing.”

Aussie cartoon Bluey introduces an LGBTQ+ family for a brief cameo in its season 3 finale.

#Bluey #LGBTQ+#Representation #Cartoons #Children's Television #Television #Megan Basham

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irlplasticlamb · 6 days

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ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS POSTING HOUSE FANART???? IS IT CHRISTMAS???

shakes like a little chihuahua i’ve been House Md Obsessed since i was a 12 years old lil lass i used to browse house online forums to read hilson fanfics expect i didn’t know much english then so i had to patiently wait every week for one of the absolute ANGELS on there to post translations

i was unhinged i had my mum download and print me this book at her job (we didn’t have a printer at home lmao)

i promise i’ll do better my housenation deserves more art 🫡🫡🫡

#vic.txt #house md renaissance makes me so happy because when i was a kid i couldn’t find anyone else in online spaces who was as obsessed as me 😭#vic answers

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imagineanime2022 · 8 months

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The Great Devildom Bake Off

No Pairing

Word Count: 1107

Requested: @cristalyn-enriquez28

Request: Hmm I wonder what will happen if Barbatos and Sebastian had a baking competition?.

Your favourite dessert - (Y/F/D) Your favourite Devildom dessert - (Y/F/D/D)

You all should have known that this was coming, given the fact that both Butlers prided themselves on their ability to bake and had been deemed the best in their respective circles. It was what some would call a casual conversation between Diavolo and Ciel although as an outsider looking in you could see the way the nobles were trying to sell their butler skill, in the politically way that nobles do. That was how you ended up being the impartial judge for the Devildom’s most intense bake off ever. You had managed to con them into giving you two judges either side of you so you chose to have Luke for his knowledge of baking and Grell (who you had gotten to know very well over the past couple of weeks that Sebastian had been here) for her knowledge on style and presentation.

“Do you really think that this is worth the trouble that it’s going to cause?” Luke asked as he looked at you and you shrugged. “I don’t think that we could stop it if we tried.” You sighed. “Plus look at them both, they are worth watching.” Grell teased and you looked at her narrowed your eyes. “Watch what you say, he's a child.” You warned her “trust me his helicopter mum will kill us both.” “Angels come in baby size?” Grell asked. “I’m not a baby.” Luke frowned. “No you're right, you're more like a chihuahua.” Grell smiled, “very cute.” You could see Luke boiling at her comment. “Alright, that’s enough of that.” You scolded Grell as you turned back to the two cooking, Sebastian seemed to be talking his observers through his process, while Barbatos was showing a particular flare that he saved for dinners where Diavolo needed a little more of a wow factor. “15 minutes.” Lucifer called out for both of them. “So who do you think is gonna win?” Mammon asked. “Barbatos.”Luke said at the same time Grell said “Sebastian.” “Hey human, answer me.” He grumbled and you leaned your head back to look at him. “You bet on someone, don't you?” You sighed. “It’s a competition of course I bet on someone.” He smirked leaning over you, his hands on either side of your shoulders on the back rest. “I don't know who is going to win, good luck but knowing your track record you’ll lose everything.” You winked leaning up and pressing a kiss to his nose before ushering him away from the table, your attention brought back to the competition as the countdown started, your eyes found the plated desserts that the two butlers were placing their finishing touches on.

“For round one both bakers were allowed to bake a dish of their choosing, Sebastian will go first, he had baked (Y/F/D)” Asmo announced as Sebastian smiled and he placed three dishes down one in front of each other . You thanked him before taking a bite. “What do you think?” “Well this is my favourite dessert from the human world-” “Pandering!” A yell from the crowd you were sure that it was Mephistopheles, you smirked as you found his eyes in the crowd before leaning back in your chair, I can’t make any decisions before tasting the other dish, though that was lovely.” “Barbatos has baked (Y/F/D/D).” Asmo stepped aside as Barbatos waved his hand discarding Sebastian's desserts and placing them down on the table winking at you as he walked back to his station, you took a bite of the dessert before nodding to yourself. “Alright, first Luke who won that round for you?” Asmo asked. “Barbatos obviously.” He rolled his eyes and Diavolo celebrated from across the room. “Grell?” Asmo asked. “Of course it’s Bassy.” She cheered and you raised an eyebrow at her display of swooning as Ciel gave a small smirk behind his hand from his seat next to Diavolo. “(Y/N)?” Asmo asked. “Can I start by saying that this is stupid.” You said before pointing at the dish you thought was best, hearing shouts of protest for the losing side.

Barbatos as winner

“What did I tell you, they love my butlers cooking!” Diavolo cheered. “Who was this really for?” You asked. “Because I’m pretty sure that you are more excited than Barbatos is about the win.” “It’s a win for both of us.” Diavolo waved off your accusation and you rolled your eyes. “My apologies young master, it seems that I have failed you.” Sebastian said as you looked at them. “You didn’t fail, baking is subjective, it wasn’t like what you made was bad, I just liked Barbatos’ more this time.” You explained. “Hey! Human!” You turned your attention to Mammon. “How can I help you, dear protector?” You asked. “Do you know how much money you just got me?” He asked. “No.” You shook your head. “Look at this!” He cheered as you smiled as you took the money from his hand counting it out, he watched you for a second. “Beel! Hold down your brother.” You ordered as you split the money equally before walking over to both Barbatos and Sebastian “participation prize.” “No!” Someone would have thought the avatar of greed was being murdered with the scream that he let out but it just caused everyone to laugh as he curled in on himself. “Come on get up big boy, let's go get some food and forget that any of this happened.” You pat his shoulder and you helped him up and out of the room.

Sebastian as winner

“What!?” Diavolo yelled “why would she betray me?” “You?” You asked, raising an eyebrow, you looked at Barbatos who just smiled softly before going over to comfort his master. “You! How did you win? What did you do!?” Diavolo asked as he turned on Sebastian. “I’m simply one hell of a butler.” Sebastian answered. “He reminds me of Soma.” Ciel said. “Terrible loser.” “Who’s Soma?” You asked. “He was the young master’s first friend.” Sebastian answered. “He was not my friend.” Ciel muttered and you looked at him and smiled. “I hope to meet him one day.” You finally said. “You lost me everything!” Mammon yelled as he ran out of the crowd. “Yeah I think I predicted that.” You rolled your eyes and crouched where he had fallen to his knees “how about we go get some food and forget that any of this happened.” “Fine.” He agreed, teary eyed.

Neither of the demon butlers seemed to take the loss hard on the surface however the small jabs and one ups continued neither one of them admitting defeat.

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enam3l · 1 year

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rockstar!dad eddie is definitely not immune to the claims that dads baby the pets that they didn’t want in the first place .. the girls begged & begged the two of you for a dog and eddie was probably vehemently against it because all of you travel too much or he knew the two of you were gonna be stuck caring for it till the girls actually just showed up one day with one & now that’s his best friend for life

yes. just yes. so fun fact, i used to be a foster mum for dogs so i am definitely breed bias. idk if you know the actor joe manganiello but he's married to sofia vergara (gloria from modern family) and he is this huuuge man but has this tiny chihuahua he dresses up and insists on taking everywhere. i love that for him and eddie.

anyway i dedicate this one to my favourite foster child marnie who i got have for six months! it was her birthday the other day and she is finally living her best life 🫶

ps: if you want your parents to get you a dog, try what the daughters do. this is exactly how i got my dogs when i was younger lol.

there's something about marnie (rockstar eddie munson x reader) ficlet / fluff / smut

you can see all rockstar eddie x reader stories and lore at #enam3ls rockstar eddie or the masterlist! and check out my new series love, lola

'Dad, I want a dog.' Eddie is certain that is the only thing his daughters have said to him in the last two years. All of them are teenagers, all of them are hormonal, all of them are getting on his nerves, all of them refuse to speak to him... unless it's to ask that one question. Sloane was now eighteen and in a constant panicked frenzy over finals. Iris was sixteen and was convinced she was an adult. Maeve was fourteen and at the peak of puberty and peak of being a pain in the ass.

Personally, Eddie had felt his reasoning on refusing their pleas for a dog had been very fair. Although he was not used to being bad cop and he didn't like it. You were always the firm parent and he was a soft touch who was wrapped round the fingers of his girls - you included. On multiple occasions he had given his daughters his reasons.

Now the girls were all teenagers, Eddie was finally beginning to start touring with Corroded Coffin again. Something he chose to stop doing once the kids had been born.

Even though you mostly worked from home, sometimes you did have to go away for work. He didn't want you to be left with the responsibility of the dog all the time whilst the girls were at school.

Within the next five years, all of the kids would be out the house and at college, leaving the dog behind with you and Eddie. He had planned on using a child free house to his advantage and taking you away all the time.

Yet clearly, his reasons continued to go in one ear and out the other as tonight he was victim to a well coordinated attack. All three of the girls cornered him as Eddie sat watching a film. His protests ignored as Maeve snatched the remote and turned the TV over. Iris plugged in a laptop causing a PowerPoint presentation to appear on screen. Sloane stood next to the screen like a weather lady as she began her perfectly rehearsed argument. Those damn girls are trying to convert me, he thought.

Often at his own expense, Eddie realised all three of his children inherited the best of both you and him. Taking his street smarts and tactical logic and your academic skills and charm - it was a ruthless combination that he's certain if wielded incorrectly could be used for world domination. Once they'd finished, Eddie sat there gobsmacked as they filed out the room to go about their Saturday evenings. Sloane leaving him a printed copy of the presentation for him to as she described it, 'peruse at his own leisure.' Eddie scoffed at her sass, knowing Wayne would've whacked him round the head with a newspaper had he used a line like that when he was a teenager and probably now.

That night, Eddie lay on his bed flicking through the papers. It's not that he thought they were incapable of looking after a dog. They'd babysat Steve and Marissa's dogs plenty of times and were great. It was just that life would be changing constantly over the next few years and that made Eddie nervous. His fretting was interrupted by you bursting through the door and jumping on top of him. You ripped the papers from his hands, chucking them across the bedroom, before pinning his wrists above his head.

'Hey, what's this all about sweetheart?' he questioned, still slightly startled. But his question was quickly answered by your lips attacking his neck and bare chest.

'Empty house,' you grinned between nips and kisses, 'want you Eds.'

And who was Eddie Munson to refuse his wife?

All the questions that had been plaguing his tired brain all evening were long forgotten. The only thing on his mind was you. What else could he think about when the love of his life was between his legs, plump lips tight around his throbbing cock. You'd been together for twenty-five years now and still Eddie felt like a horny teenager around you. He was putty in your soft hands - literally in this case. Your hands cupped and played with his balls as his thick cock hit the back of your throat as he chased release. The way the bedside light caused your wide eyes that stared right into his soul to twinkle, made his pulse quicken. The light also caught the ring he'd slid onto your ring finger twenty years ago. Eddie couldn't believe this was really his life now.

'U-uh fuck, sweetheart...' he groaned, 'Bout to cum baby.'

You could feel his balls start to tighten in and cock begin to twitch - he was seconds away from cumming. So you pulled your mouth away and retracted your touch.

'AGH! What the fuck,' he whelped.

You looked your husband right in the eyes. Eddie's big chocolate eyes, wider than ever in shock at the loss of touch. Letting him know you meant business, your face fell deadpan and nails dug into his hairy thighs.

'You're getting them a dog, Edward.'

He spluttered in disbelief, hands waving around aimlessly. 'WHAT! I cannot - you really doing this to me right now?'

'Yes,' you smirked, 'and you'll never cum again if you don't do it.'

Eddie knew you weren't lying so that's why he finds himself two weeks later stood in the dog rescue shelter. He couldn't deny it made him happy seeing the joy on his girls faces when he told them the news. His only condition which you'd also agreed upon was that the dog needed to be a rescue. The charity had thoroughly vetted you all and checked the house. Eddie couldn't believe he was just allowed to pop out as many kids as he wanted without approval and yet he had to go through so much to be allowed a dog.

Shuffling along behind the rest of you, he peered into each occupied space, reading the little biographies of each dog. Eddie had always seen himself as more of a cat person. Cats were weird and a little spooky, something he could relate to. Plus, he had happy memories feeding the strays at the trailer park growing up. Today, he'd expected to simply be the chauffeur and bank, letting the girls choose their new friend.

Then his feet ground to a halt as he caught sight of a little presence in a cage he'd thought was empty. There in the corner was a tiny pile of dark fuzz, brown eyes blinking back at him expectantly. The little creature looked as if someone had drew a scribble and stuck a pair of googly eyes on it. Eddie approached the cage and the dog followed his move, coming closer towards him. It was a little dog of a thing, little legs sticking out of scraggily fur in varying shades of black and grey. The dog could've been mistaken for the animalistic form of a wise oracle from a game of D&D.

'This one,' Eddie called out, surprising you and your daughters. You all double backed, not having noticed how far behind Eddie even was. Your gaze followed to what his finger pointed at. Instantly your heart melted.

'It's this one. We're getting this one,' he insisted again. Iris squinted at the paper attached to the cage as she read it aloud to you all.

'My name is Marnie. I look older but I'm only two. Please take a chance on me, I'm a quirky girl but full of love.'

You let out a little sniff, your hand finding Eddie's to squeeze it. Immediately you could recognise exactly why he'd find her, she was a tiny dog version of your husband. It was meant to be.

'Okay, Dad's word is final. Marnie is the one!' You exclaimed. Eddie's face lit up with glee, heart full that without him explaining it, you just knew why she was special.

'Thank you sweetheart,' he mouthed silently.

'Are you sure Dad? Did you not want something a bit bigger?' Sloane questioned.

'She kind of looks like an ancient wizard...' Maeve remarked, bending down with her hand out, her fingers immediately being licked thoroughly through the metal bars.

'I'm sure. She's perfect,' Eddie grinned.

Marnie Munson was inseparable from Eddie. All of his previous concerns went straight out the window the moment he saw her. She fit perfectly into your lives. Completely unbothered by travelling or loud music, Marnie became an honorary roadie for Corroded Coffin. Eddie had her perfectly accessorised, frequently returning home from the shops with a new purchase for her. Matching him perfectly, she wore a studded pink collar and a pink and black bandana. And you're still clueless as to where he found it but in the winter Marnie was kept warm by a knitted Metallica Christmas jumper. Utterly spoilt rotten like all the women in Eddie's life. Clearly, Eddie's title of girl dad was not limited to human daughters.

ps: i don't know if these books were only in the uk and new zealand but anyway this is how i picture marnie

my taglist angels: @whoahoney @lukewearingbeanies @esme-viridian @elysian-chaos @munsonology @mseddiemunson @kreepja

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