I played a clarinet (I do not know how to play the clarinet) that was filled with blood. Also, said clarinet was not a clarinet. It looked like it was half bong, half bagpipes. I played a Pearl Jam song on this "clarinet" and afterwards said, "Trumpet's easier." The two people sitting on the bench near me also agreed????
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When I was younger, the concept that other people could have different interests to me was completely baffling.
"What do you mean, you don't even know what Merlin is?? How do you not know what a clarinet looks or sounds like?!"
"And what on earth could you like if you don't like the most perfect things in the world, the things that make everything else feel safer and make a tiny bit more sense?!? How could anyone like anything other than my own interests!?!"
I used to wonder why so many things even existed, they seemed to have no purpose to me if I was not personally interested in them.
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instruments (according to a clarinet):
bass clarinet: actually you’re the coolest
saxophone: i hate you with a burning passion, let’s make out
flute: i want to study you
trumpet: how the fuck are you so loud there’s like four of you
oboe: absolutely shaking in fear. you scare me. why do you sound like that
trombone: funky little guy, what the fuck are you doing?
tuba: you go!!
horns: oh. you.
percussion: you…you know we can hear you, right?
strings instruments: guitars but big/small
(it’s me i’m clarinet)
(no actually hate to any instruments)
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adulthood is so fun and wacky, like my friend wanted to do a cover of curses by crane wives and next thing I know Im in a park and ride buying a 12 year old clarinet so I can play the solo in it
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I first learned the violin and then the flute!
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for those will wood fans out there, he has a clarinet solo in a song (its very basic BUT ITS STILL THERE)
@nova-the-killjoy (im sure you can @ other will wood fans)
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sometimes playing an instrument is frustrating. the only solution is, of course, murder.
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Stop comparing woodwind instruments!!
flutes are BEAUTIFUL
clarinets are LOVELY
oboes are MAJESTIC
bassoons are AMAZING
piccolo
saxophones are WONDERFUL
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marching band is a cult. in this essay i will-
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