#classy move.

[willowcrowned]

I'm gonna send a few options, pick whichever suits your fancy!

14. Lab Partners AU, Leia and Qui-Gon

[prompt list]

14. Lab Partners AU

"Now I know what you're all thinking," the professor is saying as Leia looks up. "A chemistry lab can be a very scary experience. But don't worry—I'll walk with you through it."

Leia eyes him distastefully, trying not to let her lip curl too much. She's in the back of the room, thank god, which means she can glare at him as much as he likes, but it seems like a bad idea to give all the people sitting around her the idea that she's a bitch.

"I took this job because—" he says, and Leia tunes out again and pulls up Luke's number.

I Am Going To Kill This Man, she writes.

please don't. Luke texts back a few seconds later. who?

Jinn.

"The boxes on the worksheet aren’t so small because we’re trying to make it hard for you to answer," he says as she looks up, totally dashing her hopes of him finally having gotten to anything useful, "we’re just trying to teach you how to be concise in your answers."

When she looks back down at her phone again, Luke has sent i liked him :( :(, and Leia sighs and writes back he's making excuses for not knowing how to edit a word doc.

She gets back a ... :(, and scoffs, looking back up—and right into the eyes of the professor, who has somehow spotted her texting from forty meters away.

"Now," he says, eyes still on her, "I had hoped it wouldn't have to come to this, but I think we need to discuss our phone policy. Far be it from me to take draconian measures, but as you are paying for this class, it would be a shame to waste your time on your phone during lectures. I hope you understand how disrespectful texting can be both to your fellow classmates, and to me, your instructor. From now on, if I see your phone out, I will have to ask you to either put it away or leave the room."

I hope someone shoves you off a bridge, Leia thinks, putting her phone away, and watches as Professor Jinn gives her one last look—the first intelligent expression he's had all evening—and continues on to describing the importance of intro-level labs in preparing the young minds of today for the workforce.

#fun fact! everything qui gon says in this fic is taken from real life #i've been writing down the worst things i've heard for years in the hopes of getting to finally use it for something fun #it should be said that the difference between my. inspiration. and qui gon #is that qui gon is being a terrible dick on purpose #because he got bullied into teaching an intro level #and has decided to make it as miserable for everyone as it is for him in the hopes that no one will make him do it again #classy move. #prompt game responses #leia organa #qui gon jinn #star wars #phoenixyfriend

[whaliiwatching]

a rendezvous beyond

and a halfway closeup just bc im rlly happy with how the bg turned out lol

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #SPIDER LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!! #they are both trans by the way #rebluvio also draws lesbian noirpunk go check that out!!! #but ive been wanting to do my own fem designs for a while haha #then. finally. brown-spider gave me the perfect inspiration #FAT BUTCH TRANSFEM NOIR CANON (im lov her) #i wanted to keep hobie’s usual wicks but then she just looked like. regular hobie #she got her hair down for a date but yall better know its in a pineapple most of the time lol #i like the power move of not changing their names for genderswaps so they’re still hobie and peter #maybe short for something longer idk #anyway they are the wlw couple of all time #classy girls who kill fascists… like what more could you even want #theyre still also nerdy dorks tho its intrinsic to their characters #cw alcohol #i guess?? since theyre in a bar?? sure #spiderdykes

[old-movie-stars]

Lauren Bacall & husband Humphrey Bogart at home. c. 1948.

#lauren bacall #humphrey bogart #1940s #vintage #black and white #ernest hemingway #old movie stars #howls moving castle #classy #to have and have not #the big sleep #dark passage #marilyn monroe #film noir #noir #photography #40s #40s aesthetic #hemingway #americana #john huston #old hollywood

[freshmangojuice]

Favourite Cat Outfits 10/10

Cropped black teddy fur jacket with tassels on the shoulders and bottom edges, knee-high burgundy boots over high-waisted black trousers with subtle pairs of side stripe ribbons, burgundy and gold geometric patterned vest over a gold shimmer shirt. All gold accessories including a chained brooch, a signet ring, and gold clips in long plaited hair with a smooth bouffant on top, as well as square-rim sunglasses with black frames and small gold detail on the arms. Designed by Howard Burden

#red dwarf #danny john jules #red dwarf cat #catoutfits #fmj #fmj: gif #there it is! the one that started it all #his best look ever #I'm going to break into whatever warehouse is storing this jacket and steal it #I just adore the silhouette of this look combined with the timelessly classy black and gold elements #the texture of the jacket. the TASSELS. I don't think he's ever worn tassels again. #and he hasn't had a braid like that again ever and I LOVE that it's part of this look so much #bc the way it sits and moves echoes the physicality of the tassels #in my opinion it's the most artful that burden has ever been in his work #aside from what I've seen of his designs from robin hood. bc they look really great but I haven't seen it so it doesn't count

[souryogurt64]

#green day #billie joe armstrong #yet another classy move from the armstrong family

[paintedpeeta]

thoughts on the beach scene?

i love it and i love the little callback we get to it at the end of the mockingjay book where katniss says she feels that hunger again, it’s like her super subtle way of telling us that she was about to finish what she started hehehe.

#yes katniss girl! #the hunger thing being her classy way of saying she was horn knee i love her so much #but obviously the beach scene is a lot more than her wanting some **** im just being silly here #its her admitting to peeta that she cant live without him #and in her head she acknowledges that while everyone would (sadly) move on from his death she wouldn’t be able to #its a lot! #its one of the scenes where i’d love to see peeta’s thoughts in that moment #does he believe her? does he think she’s just trying to convince him to live? it must have been so confusing for the poor kid #he’s already chosen to die for her and this is him potentially finding out that she loves him #youch

[heartyearning]

im obsessed with the nick & vanessa lachey cinematic universe because even for reality tv (and i must remind everyone of my expert status here) it's like egregiously bad because like. ok so like i prefer the ultimatum (even tho i have seen every season of love is blind and have only seen 1 szn of the hetero ultimatum + the queer ultimatum which ruled) because at least in terms of a dramaturgical arc it's very clear and doesn't get messy or muddled but love is blind is basically a mini version of the ultimatum and that's . like its so interesting to me how much money netflix pours into the same reality tv concepts over and over again regardless of whether or not it actually adds anything new to the genre. like yeah reality tv is just supposed to brain popcorn and none of it is true or genuine but like there's nuances

#the ultimatum btw being a couple whereof one wants to get married and the other's not super down split up for 2 weeks and live with another #person before living together again for 2 (or its 3/3 i dont remember) and then deciding to marry or move on #and love is blind is they fall in love on the phone (not entirely accurate but Basically) and then have a month to decide whether or not to #get married and in the latest season (and in most szns) there was one couple where the man wanted to be together but not get married after #just one month which. is not only valid its also very healthy of him to realise this for himself #but it was just such a breach of trust for the woman and its like... i dont get it !!!!! i dont get it !!! #like obviously i realise this show is made for and with and by rich usamericans who think mcmansions are classy #so. You Know. but still its so wild

[misterbaritone]

Aye why didn’t any of y’all tell me that Granblue Relink game was an action RPG? This shit is LIT

#initially I was gonna skip it cauze I thought it was another turn based JRPG but nah this is HEAT #I went ahead and downloaded the demo just to feel it out and this is some classy shit #it’s got the typical action rpg button layout(I.e. light attack is square heavy is triangle and you mix the two up for combos) but it feels #and the typical dodge button #there’s a block button but the unique factor there is that you can move while blocking #and it’s all so smooth! feels good as fuck to play! #granblue fantasy #granblue fantasy relink #video games #action rpg

[meowmeowmessi]

one thing i admire abt city is how well managed they are

#their social media team is excellent and churns out engaging content #they have respectable journos on their payroll who aren't clout chasing twitch streamers #their youth academy seems to be doing pretty well recently #the brands they're associated with are classy as hell (have you SEEN their photoshoots?) #and their kits. whew. thing of beauty #it's genuinely no wonder pep is not moving from his seat as he so eloquently put it lmao #they use their oil money so wisely it's enviable #it's no prime barça in terms of football and values but they're a classy institution as far as english clubs go

[siiinfully]

update. queuing aesthetic posts for now. just until i can have time to fully catch up. <3

#( out of carnality ) #( i've already fully moved back but holy fuck my parents were classy hoarders ) #( vinyl records and birb figurines and even p.boy magazines *o* got to sort through them all first )

[rheallsim]

Baby #2, Abigale Montgomery, is here! We get a very sweet phone call from the neighbourhood jack russell terrier to congratulate us, and Kyle once again demonstrates his endless tact by daring to stop by to gift Reese with… a leaf.

I mean, whether it's the MySims figure or an actual leaf, it's still pretty insulting. Honestly, my dude. 🙄

#The Sims 4 #Sims 4 #TS4 #S4 #TS4 Gameplay #Montgomery Legacy #Sim: Reese Montgomery #Sim: Kyle Kyleson #Sim: Abigale Montgomery #When Kyle says “you're a good neighbour” he's being a bit disingenuous #He moved in with his friend Johnny Zest in Oasis Springs #So he's nowhere near San Sequoia #Keep it classy Kyle

[hawnks]

big strong pro hero boyf squeezing onto your twin sized mattress with you

#having very Emotions about my twin sized mattress rn #the front bottoms song….. #I had a full sized mattress for about a year but I had to regress in size when I moved because the room was too small :’) #idk the intimacy of a small dingy mattress #a frame that creaks when you roll over #and it’s put together wrong becuase the instructions were in mandarin and you had to figure it out on your own #idk idk #like I know it’s supposed to be embarrassing to have a twin sized mattress and it’s not very Adult of me #but that’s MY mattress #my life #maybe not respectable or classy. but I built it myself. and for that it is good

[champagnemoon]

as a woman you really have to develop the skill of cancelling out noise around you

#learning how to put on blinders and be narrow minded on my goals and the life i want to live>>> #the reaction to kayla nicoles video made me think of this #people laughing at her letter when its really such a classy and strategic move #from a pepperdine journalism graduate #people not on your level will not understand your process

[plusvanity]

Oh, man. This chapter makes me so freakin' nostalgic about the first time that I was finally able to play Megadeth. I was always and only taking about Megadeth and that must've annoyed the hell out of everyone but fuck it, it was one of my most glorious times lol + the hardest thing I ever nailed in my second-hand insegnificant guitarist career lmao.

Now I'm like dissolving my brains with the Peace Sells solos again cause like... here we go again I guess.

#my ramblings #the fact that D.M. was intentionally releasing the wrong tabs will always make me laugh cause... classy cunty guitarist move #i miss the good old times

[citytwinkmac]

I want to return to my 90s teenage macden posting so bad I'm going to make a new playlist

#except im moving on from pop punk teen macden to britpop #which to be fair i have done a lot of suede macden truthing #but im doing more! #mac likes Sum 41 and Dennis thinks hes cool and classy for listening to pulp this random british band