#cuddy is >>> you know?

[daerienn]

Tissaia, highly irritated: Are you being intentionally dense?

Yennefer, a little shit: HUH?!

#incorrect quotes #i love house md #cuddy is >>> you know? #tissaia #tissaia de vries #the witcher #the witcher netflix #myanna buring #yennaia #yenneferofvengerberg

[kidovna]

save me, bisexual MDs, save me

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #huddy #hilson #hudson #artovna #this show got me through the last month of my grad film production 🙏🏽 #based off that one Anne Hathaway picture you know

[sneckoil]

playing house. when house isn't around. (as overburdened friends do)

#wuddy #house md #lisa cuddy #james wilson #shioart #i like them as friends (i know this is paradoxical). but listen #it's the ephemerality okay #friends with insane benefits (extremely good at being a temporary spouse) #they both need this ok #they're also both really perfect for it. like #hello. theyre both uhm.. like the ideal. the Ideal (end sentence) #the realm of ideals or whatever plato said with that cave #theyre the only ones who know what it's like to be near the blast radius that is house #so why wouldnt you cling to each other. yknow

[grottomo]

Stacy/Cuddy I owe you my life

(Screencap ref below the cut!)

#house md #house md fanart #lisa cuddy #stacy warner #dr cuddy #hate crimes md #tv show fanart #fanart #digital art #digital painting #digital illustration #my art #happy 2024 #this year i bring you lesbian doctors #tomorrow..? dont worry about it #yes im binging house md #i love stacy. i love her energy #her attitude #her intensity #cuddy you deserve so much more. someone like stacy tbh #i know theyve dated i know this #stacycuddy #stacy x cuddy #cuddy x stacy #yuri md #ship art #cuddy/stacy #grottomo art

[malpracticemd]

never forget that Wilson canonically wears toenail polish

#I don't remember the name or number of the episode but it's the one where the hospital is hosting a poker tournament #and House gets a case about a kid with the same symptoms as an old lady who died 12 years before #House threatens to tell everyone that Wilson wears toenail polish unless he goes all in against Cuddy so he can keep her busy #bc technically the kid is her patient #you know the one I'm talking about #dude is canonically babygirl #house md #house #hilson #hatecrimes md #james wilson #gregory house #[h]ouse #malpracticemd

[opportunityarose]

*guy who cares so much it feels like his heart is being physically ripped out of his chest voice* whatever man. i don't care

#“what if i can fix it but i just dont know it yet” SOME PART OF YOU IS STILL A CHILD INCAPABLE OF LETTING GO #house md #gregory house #greg house #lisa cuddy #house blogging #hatecrimes md

[greghatecrimes]

based on this post by @not-lupus

#house md #hate crimes md #op of the original post i need you to know i laughed so hard i couldnt breathe while making this #greg house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #5x05 #videos #an anya original #my edits #100 #200 #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts)

[thebeeshaveknees]

"Wilson's House's conscience" "Cuddy's House's reasoning" "muh muh muh muh muh" WRONG they are all insane in their own ways and they all help eachother with use of their own Insanity Specialties and they should all kiss eachother

#house md #Halfway through season five #House is logic Cuddy is control Wilson is understanding I don't know how else to explain it #If House didn't have Cuddy he would be dead or in prison if he didn't have Wilson he would put himself in a mental vaccum #If Cuddy didn't have House she would be bored and cautious if she didn't have Wilson she would be cold or overworked #If Wilson didn't have House he would live in a bland state of 9-5 5-9 if he didn't have Cuddy he would have killed a man #Yes I'm barely coherent but I'm Right #hilson #huddy #Widdy #What are their ship names #Edit: #Hudson #Hudson polycule #Thank you judipum!

[coxcombo]

Strangely, losing to these animal-fighting doctors would still be cheaper than being treated by them.

#house md #hate crimes md #pokemon #pokemon crossover #greg house #robert chase #eric foreman #allison cameron #I'll do a full write up at some point of what pokemon I considered and why #but I put way too much effort into this shit post #why aren't there good gen v sprites of black people #how tf do you pixel art stubble #all you need to know is cameron calls herself a fairy type trainer #while house LOUDLY calls her a ghost-type #wilson has an all-dog team #and cuddy used to be a competitive battler before getting a real job

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

I can't get over Wilson straight up dragging Cuddy and House to Cuddy's mom's place and forcing them to make peace with her. He's got House actually giving a decent apology even though he doesn't mean it, and Cuddy completely conceding and giving up control over the situation by telling her mom she was wrong and they could compromise. And then when they attempt to go off the script Wilson gave them, he's just standing there glaring at them threateningly, and suddenly they snap back in line. That's why he's so scary. He's got everybody on a fucking leash lmao.

#Hes insane and everybody knows it #so they just go along with whatever he tells them for their own safety #Cuddy and House know Wilson the best and thats why its so easy for him to drag them around #you cant tell me they werent TERRIFIED of making him mad in that scene by not saying what he told them to #Like the laundry scene between him and House where he tells House he could make him do his laundry if he wanted #Mans got power and hes not afraid to use it #its definitely pretty privilege too lets be fr #house md #house #greg house #james wilson #hilson #wilson #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md

[all-pacas]

Chase, s1e8: I gave my mum a bit of trouble when I was [the patient's age], and I turned out alright. Even she thought so.

you fucking liar. she died when you were in high school.

i just watched 'socratic method' too, and huh! yeah! good shit! chase trying to warn 15-year-old luke away from spending his life taking care of his mom, admitting he "would have done the same thing," able to explain the hyper-organization of the house to foreman - this is what you do, you try to control everything, you organize and list and track and it's like you're making a difference. chase watching luke reunite with his now-sane mom, looking away and leaving because that wasn't him. (house being weirdly nice to luke. sympathetic. you did a good job given your situation. you've taken good care of her. )

rowan chase showing up, smiling sincerely and greeting his son "dr chase." actually seeming pleased to see him. probably even proud. he made something of himself. he's glad his son comes to see him off. he smiles when they hug. he doesn't tell him he's dying anyway. he still abandoned him. rowan telling chase it wasn't his job to take care of his mother, that it was too much for a kid (house telling luke he did the best he could). rowan abandoning him to do it anyway.

chase in s8, explaining to adams his mother died with him hating her, his mother used to lock him away for hours and hours. the implication that rowan was proud, did care and even love his son, but was a shitty and neglectful father anyway. the implication that chase's mother couldn't have thought he turned out alright, that he was "too much" for her and she'd lock him up, that maybe one of the reasons he hated her was that she hadn't been a loving parent even before she fell apart.

(that chase has a much younger sister, in diapers when he was 15. almost certainly still a minor, still a teenager, when he goes to the US. that he says she wasted "half her life" drinking, when she's probably only in her 20s.)

it's so fucked you guys it's so fucked

#robert chase #of course cameron says she wants to be fwb and will never be emotionally available and chase responds by falling in love!!! #this is his wheelhouse he is used to being set up for failure!!! #he's kicked out by house and does really well for a few years -- because he has a support system in cam for the first time in his life #he spends most of s4 and 5 steadfastly REFUSING to get pulled back into house's orbit #being friendly with house and extorting people with house but NOT getting drawn in #getting mad at cameron for not avoiding house #blowing off cuddy when she tries to recruit him to spy #but of course when his life falls apart he runs straight back to diagnostics #he knows this dynamic he knows his role he'd much rather have a neglectful father-figure than no one at all #rip s4 chase you almost had a shot at a normal life #hi i have parental issues and so do all my blorbos

[egonkula]

"how can you hate chase but love house" first of all, bold of you to assume I love house. second of all, because one is blonde and annoying and the other is beautifully greyed and isn't a snob.

#i hate chase because he doesnt have the same depth house does!! also! house is at least honest about his assholerly #chase never reckoned with it and only got worse with no reason to! ohhh its cause hes house ohhh its cause house ruined him #you know whos really the most house like? FOREMAN!!!!! but yall dont wanna talk about that!!!!!!!!!!!! #foreman isnt cuddy #foreman is the same guy who got fired from another hospital and switched his gfs placebo meds just because he felt like he could fix it #like house . foreman is selfish in the way he wants to save. his selfishness is rooted in his desire to fix. #chase's selfishness is rooted in his inability to cope and pretty face and im tired of pretending otherwise #also #he kissed that kid #house md #egonkula rambling

[bougiebutchbitch]

cuddy ilu but have you maybe considered pranking House by putting clingfilm over his toilet seat or glitter bombing him rather than playing ‘trip the cripple’ and forcing the guy with chronic pain who’s not very steady on his feet to walk up multiple flights of stairs

#yes yes I know Wilson sawed through his cane that one time BUT in fairness House was GOADING HIM ON PURPOSE #for AGES #to try to FORCE him to retaliate in some big dramatic way #and he fucking LOVED it when Wilson did that #he would've let Wilson fuck him right there on the floor #look at his smile in that scene and tell me otherwise I DARE YOU #this........ really isn't that?? It's 'House was annoying and Cuddy is frustrated so she takes it out on him in immature ways' #which is fun!! I love that Cuddy doesn't always have to be the perfect sensible one #but also.................. as A Disabled...... mmmmmm #in short: love the idea of Cuddy descending to House's level and playing pranks on him #but ones that are specifically taking advantage of his disability? yikes.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

the fact that the hospital therapist has canonically been trying to get him to come see her for years. truly, the man, the myth, the character.

#and when he finally drops in it's to terrorise the husband of the woman he's sleeping with #house md #fandom #I know Cuddy's 'the hospital would hold a bake sale if you would consider seeing a therapist' is a classic #but this kills me truly #she hears some new fucked up shit and just does her monthly call telling him her hours

[superhell]

day one of working for house you get a brief that is a photo of wilson along with his pager and cell numbers and the instructions that you MUST tell this guy anything house does. you have GOT to keep him notified. and everyones like ‘thats ridiculous’ right up until 2 hours in when they watch wilson talk house down from doing something TRULY reckless. and then they never ever forget. tell wilson. its in the hospital handbook

#if you see something say something except its only about house and youre only saying it to wilson #rule number 1 of fight club is you tell wilson about house. rule number 2 is if you see wilson and house being gay no you didn't #house #wilson #hilson #house md #hatecrimes md #they sat those 40 candidates for fellows down and projected a photo of wilson with the caption TELL WILSON. 555-555-5555 #before they ever ever got to see house. #actually you don't even have to work for house directly orientation for ANY new hospital employee is just. if you see THIS man (house) #do anything (and we mean ANYTHING) call THIS man (wilson) #thats why wilson knows everything ever. #post made by a woman who just watched foreman call wilson IMMEDIATELY after figuring out house was on heroin #like they didn't even ask cuddy first who gives a shit about the boss. call the husband

[watmalik]

I dreamt about a nursing student/nurse Wilson x Dr House AU, so I needed for it to become real (in a way) 😭

#I need a life I know #nurse Wilson x doctor house anyone? #Hilson #House Md #I officially started s4 and I’m dying bc of all the subtext #I came in shipping cuddy and house but oooooh boy how the turntables #anyways #Gregory House #James Evan Wilson I love you #you adorable diabolical man #greg house #you sir #are my spirit animal #myart #fanart friday #I’m sorry for the so much of a height diff but I just see Wilson as this adorable little shit #whilst house is big bad wolf your mum warns u about #I have a headcanon for this somewhere #old men yaoi we love them #if someone write this I will die happy #hate crimes md #house x Wilson