#dad captain hook

[incorrectneverland]

Peter: If you die I'll never forgive you.

Hook: What?

Peter: I said I bet I can outlive you!

#peter pan #incorrect peter pan #incorrect quotes #captain hook #disney #dad captain hook

[odd8ball]

When the school calls you and tells you your adoptive son overthrew the principal.

#peter pan stepdad au #peter pan #disney #captain hook #captain hook disney #alternate universe #dad captain hook

[odds-tales]

Bedtime and Breakfast

Hook shifted in his bed, he couldn't sleep as usual. His mind couldn't rest, if it wasn't flooded with plans to finally defeat Peter Pan it was flooded with regret. A knock at his door made him groan in annoyance. He opened it expecting Smee but instead, the newest recruit Ruby stood in his doorway illuminated partially by the moon.

"What do you want?" Hook asked too tired to pretend to be happy. "I don't have a place to sleep." Ruby said simply. Hook rubbed the sleep from his eyes frustrated, of course it would be inappropriate for her to share living quarters with the others. Crew member or not she was still a little girl. He looked at the star, then at the girl. "I'm sure we have a room for you somewhere...." He said stretching cracking his back back into place.

After a bit of scrounging they found an unused cabin away from the rest of the crew. "Will this work?" Hook asked groggily. "Yeah." She said pulling Hook inside with her. "What are you doing?" Hook asked too tired to really fight the situation. "You have to watch over me until I fall asleep." She stated, pulling a big cozy chair next to her new bed and pushing Hook into it.

She climbed into bed and snuggled under the covers. "Why?" Was all Hook could really bother to say in protest as he sank into the upholstery. "It's your job." She replied dismissively. Hook was too tired to really say anything in response though he disagreed. Against all the odds, Hook fell asleep soon after Ruby.

Even more impressive was how it was dreamless, but nothing surprised Hook more than when he woke up at a reasonable hour. He looked over to the empty bed next to him, apparently Ruby woke up earlier than him. He got up and stretched, what did she mean it was his job to watch over her?

He was her Captain, not her babysitter. He would've given her a stern talking to, if it wasn't for the fact he was in a good mood and he would rather not spoil it.

He went to check on Smee who would typically be making breakfast and was surprised to see Ruby and Smee chatting away. He was apparently giving her cooking lessons, Hook closed the door and went back to his office. No time to dwell on trivial things, he had work to do and plans to make. Perhaps it was time to incorporate the newest recruit into his plans.

Soon after he began working, Ruby brought him breakfast and ate her own while watching him. "What are you planning?" She asked ready to start the day's adventure. Hook took the opportunity to rant to her about his new perfect plan that couldn't possibly fail. He ignored Smees wide smile as he watched them talk.

Inspiration 👇✨

@tragicbeauty1991

#disney #captain hook #fanfic #peter pan #dad captain hook #peter pan new recruit au #fluff #Youtube

[victoria-weee]

@incorrectneverland here you go:)

@chaosgremlin95

#captain hook #peter pan #disney #dad captain hook

[secretmarial]

Sportarobbie children based on this; this; and pure vibes:

Imagine them as siblings. Do it. I’m crying with laughter liSTEN

#saved this as a draft and lost my tags 😭 #lazytown #sportarobbie #should I tag the other characters… YES LOOK AT MY POST BOY #dr robotnik #waluigi #Captain Hook #papyrus undertale #sans undertale #if sans and pap are Sportarobbie kids then I’m demoting Gaster from dad to older brother #the lazytown kids grew up and they got hit by so hard by empty nest syndrome they had to have just as many more #came to me bc I thought too much about Papyrus’ trapping tendencies while trying to make a crossover and now I have a DIFFERENT larger one #wait actually if gaster is there then it’s six kids isn’t it well if Rottenella came back then that’s the same number in both generations #my stuff

[not-wholly-unheroic]

1979 Kraft Foods poster for the Disneyland 25th anniversary “Family Reunion” promotional campaign.

#Dad Hook over there doing his first family cookout 😂 #Wendy is obviously the responsible one making sure everybody has a healthy salad #Tink what are you doing to the punch?? Peter are you even old enough to drink that?? #There’s probably rum in it… #captain hook disney #disney peter pan #captain hook #disney #disney villains #peter pan #james hook #captain james hook #Wendy darling #tinkerbelle #tinkerbell #disneyland #kraft foods

[blueberryspyder]

Also idk who else has listened to Gale’s official Spotify playlist (made by Tim Downie himself god bless) but am I the only one who wants to write a college-style essay about how each song correlates to Gale.

Is this a Normal Thing that people want to do with their lives or am I… Unwell

#captains log #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gale #bg3 gale #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #I just really #really like his playlist #it’s a lot of fun #I heard ‘(don’t fear) the reaper’ out in the wild today and I was like #‘that’s Gale!!’ #deadass got super hyped over that #and yeah there’s a Beatles song on that album and normally I’m all ‘the Beatles are overrated bleh’ #… but this song is genuinely one of my favorites from when I was a kid (my dad got us hooked on the Beatles) #and it holds a lot of personal value to me #so #sue me ig #ALSO HE PUT ‘US’ BY REGINA SPEKTOR ON THEIR AND I PUT THAT IN MY PERSONAL GALE PLAYLIST BEFORE LISTENING TO TIMS #I was FREAKING out #just made me really excited cause I just really like Gale (if that wasn’t obvious) #anyways I want to write essays

[asexual-squidward]

Another entry in ‘are the allos okay’ (/‘I’m too asexual for this’)

Apparently there’s a semi-common interpretation that Captain Hook is a coming-of-age attraction thing for Wendy and that there’s a Freudian thing about him looking like her father.

When I always thought the subtext of the Hook-Mr Darling doubling was just a symbol of Wendy (and Peter as a symbol of eternal childhood) battling her Father’s insistence that she grow up too fast.

Hook is the antagonistic force trying to take Wendy’s childhood, rather than Wendy becoming an adult naturally.

TL;DR Just because you have the hots for Hook doesn’t mean you have to project it onto Wendy.

#The age difference AND him being her dad gives me major ick #How many times do people have to project sexualisation into childrens media #not in a ‘this is an adult interpretation’ way but a ‘this is canon intentional subtext’ way #Peter pan #Captain Hook #Wendy darling #asexuality #are the allos ok

[booksteaandtoomuchtv]

CS Sleepy Prompt One-Shots (5/?): “Go Rest. I'll take care of this."

PART ONE | PART TWO | PART THREE | PART FOUR | A03

Since the sun had set on Captain Liam Jones, his successor had made a point of rising before the sun. Most mornings were spent pleading with the sea to swallow him and correct the wrong that had occurred when the wrong brother was claimed by Death. But, there were some mornings in which he’d feel this odd sensation that he was meant for more, there was a reason he’d been spared, and he merely needed to hang in a bit longer and everything he’d been through would be worth the treasure he was headed toward.

When Milah entered his life, he’d thought their love was the end of his hunt. She had been killed for her love for him by a petty ex-lover. The crocodile crushed her heart and shattered his in one swift movement. Endless mornings followed in which the darkness was filled with fantasies of revenge - if he were forced to survive after his love and heart had been lost, then he would dedicate what was left of it to destroying the bloody beast who had taken them.

This morning was far from those. Today. exhaustion weighed him down and he groaned as he pushed off the bed. A demand for warm milk had turned into a chant taken up by two little voices that seemed to echo throughout the house, perhaps the neighbourhood.

The mound of blankets taking up the other half of his bed released a sound that might have been a grunt or perhaps a word. Whatever the sound was meant to be, Killian could hear in it fatigue that matched his own. Something in their shared struggle gave him the strength to rise and face the chaos he knew would be waiting for him.

A small smile pulled at his lips as he leaned in to kiss the wild mane of blonde hair poking out from the cocoon of blankets, “Rest, love. I’ll take care of this.”

“Five minutes,” Emma muttered back, her voice already thick with sleep.

Killian shook his head as he left the dark room, closing the door behind him. His wife would sleep another few hours after the night they had last night. Hope had woken up several times with coughing fits that seemed too big for her tiny body. Each time she woke up, Maren followed shortly after, having crawled into bed with her big sister earlier in the evening. They would battle with the stubborn four-year-old to take the bright blue liquid that would resolve her coughing fits and cut the fever that she hadn’t been able to shake and then have to soothe her sister back to bed. Almost an hour after Hope’s heart-breaking coughs woke them, Emma and Killian would crawl back into their bed. Killian would drift off quickly, having learned to catch rest whenever he had the opportunity. But Emma would toss and turn, finally drifting to sleep mere moments before the next wake-up would occur.

“WARM MILK! WARM MILK!” The chants continued as he stepped into the room where both girls were wide awake and bouncing around despite the early hour. He leaned against the door, his legs and arms crossed as he watched them in amazement. Both girls were sniffly, coughing messes and they were still full of energy and giggles.

“DADDY!!!!!!” Maren yelled, wiggling off the bed over her sister and running toward him with her arms wide open. Killian swept her up onto his hip, “I want warm milk,” she demanded in greeting.

“I’ll help! I am good at helping.”

“Alright, little loves. We have to be quiet so we don’t wake Mummy.” Killian said, his voice a whisper.

“WE’RE SO GOOD AT BEING QUIET, RIGHT DADDY?” Hope said excitedly as they passed the door behind which his wife slept.

Killian flinched at her unexpected volume. “Yes, you are both so good at keeping quiet. We need to stay quiet just a bit longer,” he answered in a whisper.

“Do we have to be quiet downstairs?”

“No, love.”

“Why? We will wake up mummy if we are loud.”

“The kitchen is far from our room. Mummy won’t be able to hear us, so we can be loud once we are there.”

Hope was quiet for a moment as they made their way down the stairs.

Once they stepped into the kitchen, Killian set Maren down to start preparations for breakfast. Hope took her sister’s hand in hers and led her deeper into the room, “Mary, we can talk now because Mummy can’t hear us, so we can’t wake her up.”

Maren, who had stayed quiet since issuing her initial command, nodded seriously at her sister’s words. The curls in her blonde hair bobbed with the motion.

“Do you want to colour?”

“Mhmm.” Maren climbed into a chair as Hope pulled out some crayons and paper for them both.

Killian stalled in his preparations and watched as they sat together chatting away about their drawings. He soaked up this moment, saving it for when they started yelling about their toys and favourite cups and which one touched the other one first later today. But this moment, just as the sun started to stretch its first rays over the horizon, was the treasure he'd spent his lifetime seeking.

#CS ONESHOT #ouat #killian jones #captain swan #emma swan #once upon a time #killian x emma #captain hook #cs fanfic #cs ff #mostly a Dad!Killian fic #Dad!Killian #I am not really sure what happened to this one #but I wrote a thing #yay!

[descendantofthesparrow]

POYW Rewrite V2 - Harry Hook x reader - P1

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Music plays as the camera pans on a purple book with a bright red apple pictured on the cover, swirling gold vines and a gold capital D are placed on and around the apple.

The book opens to reveal a tablet, and a purple painted finger swipes up on the tablet to ‘flip the page’-revealing the title of the ‘book’; Descendants.

‘once upon a time-long long ago~’

Naaaah well get to that in a moment, right now! We have some backstory to get into! Meet (y/n)! 16 years old, a Disney fan since she was a baby(sleeping beauty was the shit when she was old enough to remember movies), and now-a huge descendants fan. It’s July 31st, 2017, it’s been 10 days since Descendants 2 had released-and now (y/n) is hunkering down on her couch to watch the first movie again, and then watch D2 again-just for funsies~.

Harry Hook had quickly and easily stolen her heart as soon as he appeared on screen, and she couldn’t wait to start up D2 again. But as the opening credits began to play on her screen-it started to…glitch out, Mal’s voice overpowered by a ‘new’ one, deeper, male-and Scottish.

Before (y/n) could react to it properly-her TV turned to blinding white, the light overwhelming her eyes and living room; something grabbing at her body and tugging her into the screen, the teen was just barely able to grab her phone and bag before she was dragged in screaming to the Descendants world.

What adventures await her there? Only time will tell, for now~ let’s get back to those opening credits-shall we?

Mal; “once upon a time, long long ago-well, more like twenty-” Mal gets shoved over, a crashing noise indicating she hit something hard as someone scrambles to sit on the chair Mal was sitting on, a soft snicker coming from the intruder. Mal; ”Harry?! I was in the middle-“

Harry Hook; “oh shut it pixie-it’s my turn ta narrate! Now go be a bitch somewhere else-anyways~!” Mal storms off in a huff-most likely to complain about Harry to Evie or anyone that would listen. “Twenty years ago, king beasty and his Belle married front’ of all six-thousand of their mates-that’s a big cake hells bells. Anyway! Beasty united all tha’ kingdoms and declared hi’mself king of tha’ united states of boreadon~

He rounded up all tha’ villains, sidekicks, petty thieves, drug dealers, anyone he could think of that was even slightly bad-and booted em’ off ta’ the isle of the lost; with a magic barrier ta’ keep ‘em there.

This is where I live. No magic, no WIFI, no fresh food, and no.way.out….or so we thought~ hol’ up hol’ up, yer about ta’ see me pretty face~ but first-this happened, and ain’t she pretty~ no not belle-the one sitting in the chair behind prince beasty.

Prince Ben stares out to the isle of the lost from his room at Beast castle, so much to do in so little time, and his coronation was in just a month-hardly any time to do all he wanted before he was crowned king. Ben let out a small sigh, catching the eye of his newest and now closest friend, who sat on a comfy chair behind him-doodling away as Ben’s tailor got to work fitting his coronation suit.

“Are you sure this’ll work (y/n)?” Ben asked the girl, who nodded absentmindedly, getting the last details of a certain pirate down before closing her book, and sitting up to give Ben her proper attention. “I’m sure of it, it’s your first royal proclamation, it’s Auradon law for it to pass with no barriers, be it from your parents or the council-we’ve been over this beasty boy, just stand your ground and those kids will be here sooner than you can say codfish.”

Ben let out a small mutter of ‘codfish’ with a teasing smile, laughing as (y/n) took a balled-up sheet of paper and chucked it at him, grinning as it bounced off his head and hit the tailor on the shoulder. He just shook his head at the two teens, standing up to bow as King Beast/Adam and Belle walked into the room-both looking ever so proud of their son.

“How is it you’re going to be crowned king next month!” King Adam exclaimed, looking almost star-struck as Belle, who was walking by her husband's side with her hand tucked into his arm. “You’re just a baby!” Adam insisted, chuckling as Belle stepped away and grabbed some of Ben’s discarded clothes, tossing the shorts in Ben’s hamper and folding the tourney jersey. “He’s turning sixteen dear!” Belle reminded, rolling her eyes fondly as Adam went on.

“That’s far too young to be crowned king!” (y/n) looked up from her sketchpad, looking as if she wanted to say something but shook her head, going back to her doodles. “I didn’t make a good decision till I was at least-forty-two.” Belle looked a bit offended at Adam’s words, narrowing her eyes up at him as Ben smiled in amusement-knowing his mom had a few choice words about his father’s choice of words.

“uh, You decided to marry me, at twenty-eight.” Belle reminded, shaking her head as she made eye contact with Ben as Adam sent a teasing grin down to his wife of 20 years. “it was either you or a teapot.” Belle just glared at him, two seconds away from smacking his shoulder. “kidding.” Adam looked back at Ben with wide eyes and Ben just laughed-knowing his mom still had his dad wrapped around her finger, even after all these years.

Ben glanced back at (y/n), who gave Ben an encouraging smile and he took a deep breath, stepping towards his parents-“mom, dad?” his tailor stopped him, making Ben step back and face his parents on the pedestal. “I’ve chosen my first official proclamation.”

Adam and Belle looked very interested, Adam nodding for Ben to go on. “I’ve decided that the children of the isle of the lost, be given a chance-to live here in Auradon.” Belle’s jaw dropped along with Ben’s shirt-and Adam’s jaw clicked. (y/n) sat up slightly, while she knew Adam wouldn’t hurt Ben, he still had some anger issues and would not let anything happen to her friend who had so graciously let her into his life two months ago.

Ben kept rolling forward, now that he finally got those words out-he wouldn’t stop until he had his first set of VK’s in Auradon. “every time I look out to the island, I feel like they’ve been abandoned.” (y/n) snorted slightly from her spot, thinking that was the understatement of the year. Ben just glanced back at her, making her go silent, knowing it was not the time for jokes.

“The children of our sworn enemies, living among us?” Adam asked, almost like he was trying to convince his son that his proclamation was a stupid idea-a dangerous one. But Ben stood strong, he would not let those kids be punished any longer, not for their parent's crimes. “we start with a few at first, the ones that need our help the most.”

Belle nodded, truly listening to Ben’s idea-he caught that nod and pushed forward-knowing he had his mom’s support-and (y/n)’s. he just needed his dad's. “I’ve already chosen them, I have Auradon guardians signed up to claim them in case anything happens and I’ve already spoken to FG about them being enrolled at Auradon prep.” Adam nodded, it seemed his son already had everything planned out.

“You’ve done all that eh?” Adam muttered, looking down at his son. “And why should we give these-villain kids-a chance?” Belle took Adam ‘s arm, turning him towards her. “I gave you a second chance” Belle reminded Adam that he, was once seen as a villain, a monster-only to be redeemed by the woman before him. she turned to Ben when Adam calmed down. “Who are their parents, and how many?”

“Six,” Ben answered immediately, wringing his hands together slightly. “Two girls and four boys. Cruella De’vil, Jafar, Evil Queen, Captain Hook-“ Ben paused, knowing the last two villains were two his dad would not react well too-especially the latter. “-and Maleficent and Gaston.” Ben rushed out, taking a step back as Adam stepped forward-his voice rising and scaring the tailor who quickly bowed out.

(y/n) planted her feet on the floor.

“Maleficent?! Gaston!? They are the worst villains known to us!” Ben held his hands up, trying to get his father to calm down “Dad-just hear me out here-“ Ben pleaded, closing his eyes for a moment as Adam lifted his hand to point at the isle through the window. “I won't hear of it! They are guilty of unspeakable crimes-Gaston tried to murder me and take your mother! You really want to invite his-spawn-to our kingdom?!”

“They have done nothing wrong!” Ben insisted, finding his voice and overpowering his fathers “They have done nothing to us to condemn them to the isle! Gaston yes-he deserves to be there-but his kids? The other kids? They’ve done nothing wrong! Nothing except being born to those who have wronged us-they’re innocent in the eyes of the law and to me.” Ben straightened out, lifting his chin as he stared his father down. “This is my proclamation dad. And as future king, it is my duty to do what I think is right for my people-that includes the people of the isle. And it’s right to give those kids a chance.”

Adam and Ben held each other's stares for a moment, then Adam stepped away-nodding. “I suppose the children are innocent,” he admitted-he simply didn’t want to admit he had condemned children to a life of imprisonment-but his son would right his wrongs even if Adam never did. Adam turned and walked away, straightening his suit as Belle took Ben’s collar and fixed it-giving him a proud grin. “well done.” She whispered, turning to her husband and leading him out of the room “shall we?”

Ben let out the biggest sigh of relief as he stumbled back, holding his chest as (y/n) clapped from her chair, setting her sketchbook aside as she joined Ben at the window; clapping her hand on his shoulder. “Well done beasty boy, well done. You sure we can't get one more kid? From Yensid’s notes-Hook, Gaston, and Ursula’s kids are all quite close-It’d be a shame to pull them apart?”  (y/n) asked, not wanting to separate the three pirates, but Ben shook his head sadly. “you heard the council, even numbers, No more-no less. besides-I only got six guardians to sign up, one for each kid.” (y/n) let out a raspberry, crossing her ankles as Ben gazed out towards the isle, playing with his class ring as he remembered the purple haired girl with emerald green eyes from his dreams.

“Well, what are we waitin’ for?” (y/n) asked, pushing Ben towards his closet. “get changed! We gotta get those letters to the isle!” Ben grinned with a nod, taking his fitting jacket off and tossing the stack of letters to (y/n), who slipped out of his room to wait for him to get changed.

It was time to invite the villain kids to Auradon.

-

Two days later: the isle of the lost-the wharf.  A rough punk-like dubstep beat echoes as the camera flies through the isle of the lost-through the wharf marketplace place-through tattered sails and broken lamps-to find Ursula’s chip shop.

It zooms in to show a petite black girl with long teal and aqua braids, a nasty grin on her lips as she tosses a tray onto the table-which was the wrong order for the customer she delivered it to-as they complained, the girl ignored them, instead throwing the tray up in their face and pointing at the sign that said ‘you take it how we make it’ with a rough cackle.

Uma; They say I’m trouble-they say I’m bad-they say I’m evil~ and that makes me glad!”

Uma, the daughter of Ursula, grabs an empty tray and throws it into the kitchen, disrupting the work and making a crashing noise as Uma laughs and throws her apron away-leaving the chip shop after retrieving her sword. Her mother yelled after her-a set of tentacles snapping after Uma-curling away as Uma disappeared down the wharf.

Gil; A dirty no good-down the bone.

 Gil, the son of Gaston, leaped between building gaps, a small group of teens chasing after him-yelling for him to give back their loot. Gil just grinned, making sure his bag of new loot was secure before disappearing behind the wharf fence-leaving the group behind-who had thought Gil was helping them steal from the market place.

Gil; Your worst nightmare-can’t take me home!”

Harry Hook, son of Captain Hook, strut through the wharf marketplace-pirates and others alike backing away in fear of the young pirate-fear for the glint in his eye and the sharpness in his grin. He snatched jewelry and whatever he could see as he walked through-a giggle escaping him as he pocketed several rings.

Harry; So I’ve got some mischief~ in me blood-can ya blame me? I never got no love~”

Harry blew a kiss to a younger girl with dark red hair-who giggled and hid her flushing face behind her bangs. It was no secret that many girls, and boys-of the isle had a crush on Harry-but he had yet to find a spark with anyone-other than with his friend Uma-who he would defy the gods for. Harry laughed to himself, dipping beneath a rail and grinning as he saw Uma; greeting her with his hook as they always did.

Gonzo-a member of the wharf rats-Harry’s crew of misfits-bolted through the wharf-a bedazzled jacked in hand as Bonnie-another crew member-laughed as she ran behind him, holding several handfuls of good loot.

Gonzo; They say im callous.” Bonnie; a lowlife hood~ I feel so useless”

Bonnie stole a half-eaten week stale donut from a younger pirate as she bolted by them, cackling as she and Gonzo disappeared into the wharf, meeting up with Gil, Uma, and Harry as they ran about causing chaos.  

Gonzo/Bonnie; Misunderstood!”

Uma and Harry grinned at each other as they walked on the highest set of the wharf, laughing as they watched their wharf rats cause chaos and steal all they wanted.

Uma/Harry; Mirror mirror, on the wall-who’s the baddest-of them all? Welcome to my wicked world-wicked world!

The pirates burst into a pillow factory and ripped it apart, feathers, fluff, and fur flying everywhere as the pirates cackled and jumped about-enraging the workers as they had fun. They made all the noise they could as they ran out of the factory-Harry scraping his hook along the metal pipes as they ran.

Pirates; I’m rotten to the core, Rotten to the core-I’m rotten to the core! Who could ask for more-I’m nothing like the kid next-like the kid next door! I’m rotten to the core-rotten to the-I’m rotten to the core!

The camera pans away from the laughing pirates, focusing on Harry and Gil before zooming towards the main isle market-revealing a girl with shoulder-length purple hair and a snarky grin-holding a spray paint can. The daughter of Maleficent.

Mal; Call me a schemer-call me a freak-how can you say that?! Im just-unique!”

Mal spray painted a large purple M on a shower sheet-pushing it aside and giving a falsely sweet grin to a passing isle inhabitant who ran away in fear. Mal laughed, spotting her ‘friend’ Evie and running over to meet her-who was pushing through the clothing section of the marketplace-pocketing things she liked.

Jay; What, me a traitor? Ain’t got your back? Are we not friends?! What's up with that!?”

Jay, son of Jafar, dropped into the marketplace from the panels above, hanging from the support beams as he flipped over to the floor and landed in front of two people enjoying some tea. He took the bronze teapot and politely poured them their tea, they smiled and thanked him-yelping as he leaped over the table with the pot and ran off, cackling as he did.

Evie; So I’m a misfit~ so I’m a flirt~ I broke your heart? I made you hurt?

Evie, daughter of the evil queen, strut through the fabric of the clothing section of the marketplace-Mal close behind as Evie grinned and stole a scarf from one of the shoppers, winking as he stared after her-in awe of the young princess as she disappeared within the fabrics, Mal laughing as she followed the blue-haired princess away from the market.

Carlos; The past is past~ forgive forget! The truth is, you ain’t seen nothing yet!”

Carlos, son of Cruella De’vil, casually strolled on top of the tables on the outskirts of the marketplace, knocking over baskets of apples and other goods as shop keeps and customers alike yelled at him to get down. He just laughed, knocking over another basket of apples and dropping a smaller basket on a woman's head-tossing some hay at her as he hitched a ride on a cart.

Mal/Evie; mirror mirror, on the wall-who’s the baddest-of them all? Welcome to my wicked world-wicked world!

Mal and Evie smiled down at Carlos and Jay as the boys caused some havoc in the market's bakery, laughing as Jay knocked over a near-empty bucket of flour and Carlos began to pull at a crane-like mechanic-Jay leaping on for the ride and laughing as Carlos pulled him along.

The vks flooded the streets and wharf, bouncing and weaving between pirates and villagers-laughing as they disrupted the peace. The pirates danced with their swords as Mal and her gang banged their heads and stomped their feet.

VK’s ; I’m rotten to the core-core, Rotten to the core-I’m rotten to the core-core, Who could ask for more? I’m nothing like the kid next-like the kid next door! I’m rotten to the-I’m rotten to the-I’m rotten to the core~”

Harry fixed his hat as he and the wharf rats showed off their stolen loot, Harry eyeing the cracked ruby necklace he had snatched from the market-it looked expensive and still in good condition, he could resell it for a high price-or get that Tremaine brat to repurpose it for him-maybe make himself a new ring.

Harry’s grin widened as he noticed a passing kid with a candy apple-he snatched it up and pushed the kid away as they cried, holding up the apple in victory as his crew laughed with him. Uma rolled her eyes, mostly out of fondness as she took a seat on a nearby barrel, playing with her teal and red beaded bracelet as Harry tried to eat his new prize. But isle candy apples were more like actual rocks instead of candy. “a candy apple, stolen from a kid, truly you are the embodiment of evil Harry.” Uma teased, grinning sharply as he pointed his hook at her, a glint in her eye that always made her giddy.

“Ah~ Uma~ ye know this is only tha’ beginning of me evil plans, first-a candy apple-then!” Gil interrupted Harry, a habit Gil had that he had never been able to kick-he interrupted a lot of people actually, and got in himself in trouble quite a bit for saying before thinking. “the candy store?” Gil asked, looking giddy at the thought of stealing from a whole candy store.

Harry just stared at Gil blankly as the crew snickered softly, Uma rolling her eyes again. “I was goin’ ta say the world, Gil.” Harry said, his shoulders slumping in disappointment in Gil’s lack of want for world domination-he’d rather eat all the eggs in the world than take it over.

As Harry talked to his friends, the crew all froze and stared down the wharf-two men walking towards them. Harry noticed his crew’s frozen expressions and went to ask them what the fuck they were doing-when he realized why they froze. Harry swallowed, dropping his shoulders and head as his father, captain Hook-came strutting towards him-his scarlet red coat flowing behind him and his icy blue eyes shaded by his large captain's hat.

Harry glanced at Uma-who held his stare-worry deep in her eyes. Visits from his father were never good news, and never ended well for Harry.

“Stealing apple’s boy? How-juvenile.” James sneered, hooking the apple and taking it from Harry’s hand. Harry winced, shuffling on his feet. “It was from a lost boy?” Harry said meekly, his loud personality always seemed to disappear around his father. James just rose his brow, tossing away the candy apple, landing in the dirt; ants quickly covering the hard caramel.

“not a real lost boy, they’re all on neverland” James sneered again, reaching out with his right hand and taking Harry’s shoulder-the teen flinching at the action-his father’s eyes were glinting oddly again-flashes of red circling within the ocean blue. Harry stayed quiet-knowing if he talked it wouldn’t end well. “ah! Speaking of-“ Harry was turned in his father’s hold, James’ hook pointed out towards Auradon that lay across the sea.

Harry blinked-wondering what the hell was going on-seeing Gaston talking to Gil-Gil looking…very confused as always. His father continued speaking-demanding Harry’s attention. “-Neverland, will soon be ours!” Harry furrowed his brows, looking at his father. “what do ye mean?” Harry asked, leaning back as his father got into his face.

“A chance to freedom boy, a chance to reclaim what is ours-you-along with-“ James gestured to Gil, who still seemed to struggle with what Gaston was explain. “what's his face-have been invited to attend a new school-in Auradon!”

Harry ripped away from his father's grasp-hearing Uma and his crew’s gasps of surprise as Harry shook his head wildly. “What?! hell no!” Harry snapped, crossing his arms stubbornly, anger overpowering his fear for a moment. “I ain't going ta’ no boarding school with-pathetic spoiled princes and snooty pink princesses!? What would tha’ point be? Learn how ta sip tea?” Harry huffed, tensing as his father used his hook to grab his collar-bringing him closer to James’ face.

“The wand. Boy.” James hissed, his eyes flashing red. “the wand. With it you-will free me, us. And then-we retake neverland-then-we claim the world and all its riches-That. Is the point. Understand?”

Harry just nodded, then he frowned-turning back towards Uma-was it just going to be him and Gil? what about Uma?  “what about Um-“ Harry nearly asked if his oldest friend was coming along, but was quickly silenced with his chin being grabbed. Harry swallowed harshly-losing his voice as he stared into his father's eyes.

“You get the wand, you not only free me and your sisters-but your little sea witch friend as well. Is that not good enough?” Harry nodded, squeaking a little as he spoke. “Yes sir,” Harry rubbed his jaw as it was realized-his father walking back towards his ship as Gil finally arrived at the station.

“Pack your things, boys, you leave for Auradon in two hours.” Gil and Harry’s jaw dropped, staring wide-eyed at their fathers as they walked away as if they hadn’t just dropped the biggest life-changing news in their lives. “what?!” Harry yelped, feeling Uma’s hands on his arm as his father gave no further information, instead just turning and glaring at him.

“Boy!” Harry pressed his lips together, sharing a look with Uma before slowly following after his father, his head dropping between his shoulders as Gil went to follow Gaston to their house.

At least his father hadn’t come to tell Harry to get to ‘work’, he’d take randomly going to Auradon over ‘working’ any day.

-

“So you’re both leaving without me, eh?” Uma asked quietly as she sat on Harry’s bed-watching as he packed his things-he was going to only pack maybe a week's worth of clothes-but James told him to practically move out-as they wouldn’t be coming back to the isle after Harry got the wand.

“Not forever, we’ll be back fer ye.” Harry said with a smile, one only reserved for his best friend. “I promise Uma, I would never leave ye behind-as soon as I get tha’ wand, I’ll get ye and me sisters off-with our own ship-and we’ll rule the seas-like we planned.” Harry reached out, taking Uma’s clenched hand, smiling down at her as she looked up at him from behind her lashes.

She smiled, standing and hugging him, a moment just between them-friends since they could remember. They stayed like that for a moment, before they heard James stomping around on the deck-yelling at his crew. They pulled apart, holding each other's stare before Uma took out a gold bracelet made of hardened seashells she had collected from the isle shores. “here, something for you two, for good luck.” Uma mumbled; Harry held out his left hand to let her slip it on.

“I have one for Gil as well,” She handed him the 2nd bracelet for him to give to Gil, showing off her matching set that sat on her right wrist. Harry had to hide his smile, knowing Uma would get flustered if she knew how much he loved them, she always did when he complimented her crafts. Such as her pirate hat-or any of her outfits.

“Boy! Hurry it up!” Harry and Uma jumped at the sound of James' voice, and Harry hurried to pack up the rest of his things-throwing on his red leather jacket and grabbing his hook-zipping up his bags and making his way out of his room-Harriet, his older sister, taking his duffle bag from him. “I can carry it myself,” Harry muttered, but let her carry it. Then he, Uma, Harriet-and their little sister-Cj, all followed his dad off the jolly roger and towards the center of the isle.

“uuuh da?” Harry asked, his brows furrowing as Bargain castle, the home of Maleficent herself, came closer as they walked. “Why are we goin’ ta Bargain castle?” his father didn’t bother to glance at him-only clicking his tongue. “I suppose I forgot to mention it-it’s not just you and Gaston’s boy going to Auradon-Maleficent’s spawn and her crew will be going as well.”

Harry stopped in his tracks, a look and feeling of disgust and anger bubbling up. “oh fuck no,” Harry cursed, shaking his head and pointing at the castle, Uma sharing his same look of disgust at the thought of Mal. “I’m not going anywhere-or working with tha’ dragon bitch or her goons-not in a million years!”

His father sighed, one that meant danger, and turned-curling his lip as he spoke “I didn’t say you had to work with her-nor get along. The six of you are simply all going to the same place-I wouldn’t expect you to work with anyone but Gaston’s boy anyway-why let that brat get all the credit? This is a job for pirates after all.” With that-his father continued into the castle, passing up the lower floor clothing shop and ascending the stairs-Harriet, CJ, and Uma were forced to stay below as Maleficent’s knuckleheads stopped them.

“Guess we’ll see ye before ya go off,” Harriet muttered, handing him his back and patting his shoulder. “Don’t blow this, got it?” Harry nodded, pushing CJ away as she faked a sob and tried to hug him, cackling as he pushed her away. “Stop tryin’ ta steal me shit.” Harry grumbled as CJ continued to try to grab his wallet.

“But I must have something to remember you by!” CJ cried dramatically, reaching for his new gold shell bracelet now. “how else will I get by while you’re gone?!” Harry just rolled his eyes, pushing her off him for the last time.

“you’ll live ye lil shit-n stop talkin’ like da’, ye sound like a nut.” With that, Harry made his way into the castle-Gil and Gaston right behind him. Harry slipped Gil his bracelet-showing off his own when Gil looked a bit confused at it. “From Uma, just wait ta’ put it on after we leave-so yer dad doesn’t blow his shit.” Harry muttered, knowing how Gaston felt about jewelry-even if it was painted with gold. Gil nodded, pocketing his new bracelet in his thigh bag and setting his two large bags at the door as the two teens and Gaston entered the main room.

Mal looked absolutely thrilled to see them, turning to her mother with seething eyes. “what are they-” she pointed at them, almost baring her teeth at them as Harry glared back, his hooked hand twitching with the want to pin her to the Jolly Rodger. “-doing here!? you said-“

“I said you for and two others Malsy, now put your listening ears on my nasty girl.” Maleficent tapped Mal’s nose-causing Mal to screech and continue to complain about Harry and Gil. Harry snatched a vile of black nail polish while the two dark fairies bitched at each other.

Harry and Gil were forced to stand with Mal and her ‘friends’ as Maleficent finally silenced Mal’s screeching and sat down on her ‘throne’, filing her nails as she went through the details of her evil plot for the six teens. “You will go, you will find the fairy godmother, and you will bring me back her magic wand!” she blew her nails, winking at her daughter with a nasty smirk. “easy peasy!”

“what's in it for us?” Mal asked, and Harry was actually surprised to hear that-us? As in more than just Mal? That was surprising. Mal never cared about anybody other than herself. “Matching thrones? Hers-and-hers crowns?” Maleficent cooed-assuming Mal meant her in Mal’s ‘us’ talk. “I think she means us?” Carlos said, gesturing between him and Mal, and Mal nodded-gesturing between the four of them, completely ignoring Harry and Gil.

Maleficent just tossed her nail fire and beckoned Mal closer-who obeyed like always. Harry rolled his eyes, inviting Gil to sit at the back of the room near the balcony, plopping down on the ratty old black couch stained with purple and green.

As Maleficent chattered off to her daughter, Harry and Gil practically zoned out, not caring for what was going around them at the moment-well, Harry zoned out, Gil was bouncing his legs and looking everywhere he could-remembering everything to the last detail.

“And with that wand and my scepter-I will be able to bend both good and evil to my will!” Maleficent exclaimed, throwing her hands into the air in a dramatic gesture. EQ quickly shot down Maleficent’s solo act with a sneer and quick words. “Our will.” Cruella pointed at EQ, nodding as Jafar looked up at those words-giving Maleficent a look of disappointment for the fae already forgetting their deal.

“Our will, our will,” Maleficent waved the notion off-snapping to regain Mal’s attention. Harry went back to ignoring them, letting his head fall back and his eyes close-knowing Gil would nudge him if anything happened.

The villains all started to chatter away, EQ giving Evie a small lesson on princes and mirrors(no smiling, wrinkles!), Cruella forbidding Carlos from leaving, giving the pup hope that his mom would actually miss him for loving reasons(she just needed someone to scrape her feet-gross), and Jafar needing Jay to stay to stock his shop’s shelves(half of which Harry stole from only to sell back, but that was Jafar’s whole business).

Harry peeked as Jay started to take the loot he had scored that day, ending with a bronze lap that Jafar dropped everything for and started to rub-only for Jay to mutter that he already tried. The lamp now boring, Jafar scoffed and threw the object back at Jay, which nearly hit him in the face if he hadn't leaned back to catch it.

“Well, Evie’s not going anywhere till we get rid of this unibrow,” EQ muttered, taking a pair of tweezers and plucking the offending hair from Evie’s forehead-to which Harry wasn’t even sure there was a hair there-Evie’s brows were practically perfect.

“what is wrong with you all?! people used to cower at the mention of our names!!!” Maleficent screeched, taking Mal and throwing her from the stairs to the table, Mal slammed her hands on the surface to regain her balance as she stared wide-eyed at Carlos, who shared her expression as the grown villains all stared at Maleficent.

Hook and Gaston looked offended, as they hadn’t been against Maleficent’s plan nor had they plans to keep their boys here. “For twenty years, I have searched for a way off this island-for twenty years, they have robbed us from our revenge!” she turned to EQ, and began to list off the revenge the villains’ felt they deserved. “Revenge on snow white and her horrible little men.” EQ just grimaced as Evie plucked a hair, looking a bit offended for her mother as Maleficent continued on.

“Revenge on Aladdin and his bloated Genie!” Jafar puffed up, going to attack Maleficent with his spoon in anger as she spoke of his worst enemies-only for Jay to stop him. “Revenge on those sneaky dalmatians-who escaped your clutches!” Cruella cackled, shaking her head as she pet the stuffed dalmatian puppy that sat on her shoulder-Carlos hiding behind her to protect himself from Maleficent.

“Oh but they didn’t get the baby~ but-but they didn’t get the baby!“ she laughed manically-causing Maleficent to back away in concern as Cruella continued to cackle about her stuffed toy. Maleficent turned to Gaston- “Revenge on Beast and his belle.” Gil shivered at the look of darkness on his father's face-knowing what he intended to do if he got revenge-and it wasn’t pretty for Belle. “Revenge on Pan and his lost boys!”

Hook’s eyes turned red and Harry shuffled towards Gil, glancing away as he crossed his arms. He hated when that happened-it always hurt when his father's eyes went red-he had the scars to prove it. “and I! Maleficent! The evilest of them all~” Maleficent purred, sitting on EQ’s lap and stealing her mirror, admiring herself in it. “will finally get revenge, on sleeping beauty…and her relentless little prince.” Maleficent hissed, turning back to the villains.

“Villains!” they all snapped to attention, Jafar swallowing the food he had been making in the small kitchen of Maleficent’s flat. “yes?” Maleficent smiled, one that made all the teens shiver-they hated that smile-even Mal. “Our day has come~ EQ?” the old queen hummed, taking the small mirror as Maleficent handed it back to her, looking towards Evie as she got off EQ’s lap “give her the magic mirror.”

Evie was handed a handheld mirror-cracked at the edges and missing some pieces. Evie looked disappointed. “This is your magic mirror?” Evie asked, admiring herself in the broken glass. EQ just hummed, nodding. “Well, it ain't what it used to be, then again- neither are we?” EQ joked, laughing with Maleficent. “But it will help you find things,” Evie’s eyes lit up and she interrupted her mother in her excitement. “Like a prince~!” EQ chuckled, glancing up at Maleficent “Like my waist line-“ she joked, laughing still as Maleficent groaned and rolled her eyes-wanting to get to the point already. “like the magic wand-hello?”

EQ pursed her lips and nodded, agreeing they had gotten off track. “My spell book, my book-I need my-that book” Maleficent turned as EQ snapped her fingers and pointed back at the fridge-which Maleficent deemed her ‘safe’. Harry blinked, watching as the mistress of all evil struggled with a damn refrigerator. Mal just looked embarrassed, her ears turning pink as her friends and shrimpy’s boys saw her mother make a fool of herself.

“Queen help me! I can never figure this thing out!” as EQ helped Maleficent, Hook grabbed Harry’s shoulder and dragged him towards the balcony, giving the two some privacy. “da?” Harry asked quietly, unsure of what he wanted, his brow’s furrowing as his father handed him a large blank piece of paper that folded over itself multiple times. “A piece of paper?” Harry flipped it over, opening it and then turning it over twice more. “A blank piece of paper?”

James rolled his eyes, tapping his hook on the paper that looked and felt very old. “Not just any piece of paper, this map-like the mirror-is magical, I’ve only used it a handful of times myself-but as I say-any good pirate knows how to read and use a map.” Harry just stared at his dad, closing the blank paper and licking his lips. Was his dad having another episode?

“This?” Harry held up the re-folded map. “is a map?” James nodded, tapping the map again with his hook. “yes, magic. It doesn’t work here, but it will in Auradon. It’ll give you a detailed map of wherever you are, nicked it from some magic school in Scotland about forty years ago.” Harry slowly nodded, pocketing the map and grabbing his backpack as a horn sounded from outside. James grabbed his neck and Harry froze, his breath stopping with him as James muttered in his ear the password and lock to the map. Along with a threat.

“if you fail me, you will never see your sisters or sea witch again. Understand?” Harry nodded, swallowing down his fear. “Good. Go.” Harry bolted off, grabbing his bags as he and Gil raced down the stairs and back out into the main square-where a long black car was waiting for them.

Harry let out a whistle, handing his bag to the driver and bumping his sisters goodbye, squeezing Uma’s hand with a hidden smile before he and Gil slid into the car. “Tell me smee’s I’ll be back before they know it.” Harry called out to Harriet-who nodded, backing up as Evie and Carlos ran out-the pup jumping into the limo to avoid his mother who was screeching at him.

Carlos tumbled to the floor, hitting Harry’s legs and grunting as Gil lifted him into the seat next to him-Evie and Jay climbing in after Carlos. Jay and Harry glared at each other, making Evie and Gil sigh as the two thieves had a small stare-off. “Oh quit it,” Mal snapped as she slid into the limo, taking her spot at the end of the seats next to Evie. “Go flirt somewhere else-I do not have the stomach to watch you two make eyes.” Harry and Jay sputtered, Jay’s cheeks going red as Harry rolled his eyes, catching Uma’s gaze as she stared at him and Gil. Harry offered what he hoped was a comforting grin-jolting as the car began to move-leaving the isle-and Uma, behind.

Uma watched as her only friends drove off without her, her fingers playing with her golden bracelet as Harriet and CJ stood with her-the three staring as the limo disappeared from view.

“Please don’t forget about me,” Uma whispered, feeling a small pit of dread in her gut as the barrier flashed gold.

-end of p1-

Here it is~! P1 of the Rewrite revise! Again-just doing D1 since im happy with D2 and 3~!

Taglist!

@sephiralorange @queer-cosette @lunanight2012

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#disney descendants #harry hook x reader #harry hook descendants #POYW rewrite #REWRITE 2 #captain hook sucks and isnt a good dad #implied abuse #D1 rewrite #rewrite poyw #part of your world

[amidstthemists]

There is something about Derek Venturi and Casey McDonald that just so reminds me of Peter Pan and Wendy Darling… I even see it in how Lizzie, Edwin, and Martie look up to them for guidance more than they do to Nora and George. Derek and Casey are like how Peter and Wendy are the ones that took over by playing pretend Father and Mother to the lost boys.

#misty rambles #rambles #life with derek #derek venturi #casey mcdonald #peter pan #the lost boys #Wendy darling #mother and father #mom and dad #mom and dad are fighting again #dasey #the ship that keeps sailing #second star to the right #I captain the Dasey ship #it is my jolly roger #am I Captain Hook #who is Smee? #I think Smee should be Ralph #Ralph is such a good dude

[incorrectneverland]

Peter: Where do babies come from really?

Hook drunk: Bad decisions.

Peter: Do you make bad decisions?

Hook: All the tiiiiiiiiime. *Hic*

Peter: Why don't you have babies?

Hook: I do... idiot... *Snickers*

Peter: *giggles*

Hook: *giggles*

Peter: Why are we laughing?

Hook: I don't know *hic*

Peter: Codfish.

Hook: *wheeze* Pompous pan.

Peter: *giggles*

Smee: Nice to see you boys getting along I just wish it was under different circumstances... Why don't you let the captain rest Peter?

Peter: Fiiiine.

Hook: *passes out on the piano and starts snoring loudly*

Peter: What's up with him anyway?

Smee: Oh he's just got an odd sickness is all. He should be better in a day or two.

#tw alchol #peter pan #incorrect peter pan #incorrect quotes #captain hook #disney #headcannon #dad captain hook

[odd8ball]

"There's barrels of fun for everyone and you'll get treasures by the ton! 🎵"

Shhhh he doesn't know it's not a character James does.

Enjoy more of this crack ship.

#peter pan #disney #captain hook #alternate universe #crack ship #captain hook disney #james hook #stern dad duo #dad captain hook #the great fairy rescue #martin griffiths #Lizzie Griffiths

[odds-tales]

Lessons Learned

Hook was mumbling to himself about where Peter's new hideout was, his map of Neverland spread on the desk. He was so engrossed in his thoughts walking back and forth his heels clicking against the wood floor, he didn't notice Ruby watching him eating some hardtack.

Well, until the inevitably loud crunching sound started to annoy him. "May I help you?" Hook asked, starting to regret his decision to bring a child aboard. "I don't know how to sword fight." Ruby said breaking off another piece of hard tack and eating it with a loud crunch. Hook raised his eyebrows, he forgot to teach her how to fight.

How could she slash lost boys to ribbons if she didn't know? Hook made the responsible decision to put aside his planning to kill one eleven year old boy, to help an eleven year old girl kill properly. He took a moment to pat himself on the back as he put the treasure map away.

"I like your enthusiasm young lady." He said, at least she was pestering him about something important. Ruby put her hardtack away, and jumped off the stool she was sitting on. "Now lets set off to the pond, we wouldn't want to destroy anything important on the ship, and I'd like to teach you how to fish as well so you won't get hardtack crumbs on my floor." Hook said putting his hat on.

"I don't know how to cook fish either." Ruby said. Following him Out the door. "Mr. Smee can teach you that, I personally prefer not to cook at all." He responded. "Have you cooked before?" She asked. "Of course, we all had to start somewhere. Smee has a few scones and bisquet recipes of mine in that gigantic cook book of his." Hook said shuddering at the memories of working with all those messy ingredients.

"Do you think I'll ever be a pirate captain?" Ruby asked. "Too early to tell, though for your sake... I'd hope not." Hook said sternly. "Why?" Ruby asked unfazed. "Well we'd be rivals, and I'd hate to kill you over a treasure chest." Hook said. "Oh, alright maybe I can be something else." She mused thinking about other pirate career paths.

"Don't trouble yourself my dear, it shows good judgement you look up to me. Just remember, do the best you can but never try to outdo me." Hook said holding his head high. "I suppose it would be more complicated if there were two bad guy groups." Ruby responded thoughtfully.

Hook wasn't sure what she meant but decided to let sleeping dogs lye. "I can only imagine how excited you must be, to learn from the best." Hook mused unsheathing his sword. Ruby pulled out her knife with a smile. He was a funny pirate.

Hook took the smile as a sign of admiration and began the first lesson. "Now technique is something you'll develop overtime, so I'll teach you the basics and let you figure out the rest. Now do as I do." Hook began.

Peter was watching them from the trees, eating an apple as loudly as possible waiting for hook to notice him. To Peter's surprise Hook went through the entire lesson without seeing him, as a matter of fact Peter ran out of apples by the end. Tinkerbell was nearby lounging on a leaf completely bored. "Hey Tink, do you think Hook has gone deaf from yelling so much?" Peter joked. Tinkerbell nodded her head.

Peter smiled and decided on a more stealthy prank rather than a fight like he was initially planning. He flew down into the bushes, Tinkerbell trailing behind. He snuck up behind the captain in the process of giving a few tips on Ruby's stance. He threw a bit of pixie dust on Hook's hat and it started to fly away. Peter slinked away again to watch how they reacted.

"Captain I have a question." Ruby said, her eyes following Hook's hat flying away. "Yes my dear?'" Hook responded, not noticing. "Does your hat usually fly?" She asked. "Hm? MY HAT!!!!" He yelled watching it float away in the wind carried along by an unlucky gust of wind. That was enough for Ruby who immediately started chasing it with a smile.

"CATCH THAT HAT!!!" Hook yelled following his student doing his best not to catch his coat on some bushes. Peter and Tinkerbell trailed behind using Neverland's foliage as cover. Ruby did eventually manage to catch the hat, the problem was she was so happy to get it she started to fly from the bit of dust sprinkling on her.

The captain grabbed her by the leg and pulled he back down to Earth. "Me hat." Hook said exhausted. Ruby got the message and put it on Hook's head. "How do I stop flying?" Ruby asked grabbing the captain's coat to anchor herself to the earth. "Not a fan of flying?" Hook asked. "Not a fan of falling." Ruby responded.

"it'll wear off shortly." Hook said, confused as to why his spirits were so high during such an interruption. Sure enough Ruby started to fall and she let go of Hook's sleeve floating back down to Earth. "Perhaps we should take a break before we get back to your lesson, I'm a tad tired." Hook stated shaking the last bits of dust off his hat.

"So you'll teach me fishing now?" Ruby asked. "I suppose that would require less effort once I get you started." Hook responded as they walked back. Peter poked his head out in the open. Ruby spotted him but decided not to tell the captain, he looked stressed enough.

Peter and Tink decided to fly back to the hideout, Peter decided the next pirate raid he'd fight Ruby to see how well she fought. For now he'd leave them to their lessons. Ruby's smile didn't fade through the whole lesson, she could barely remember why she was crying when she first came.

"what brought you to Neverland?" Hook asked snapping Ruby out of her thoughts as she fished. "What do you mean?" Ruby asked. "Don't tell me you've forgotten your past already." Hook said slightly disappointed. "Well...I remember I was lost and hungry. There's not much to say, it's what you expect." Ruby shrugged. "Not exactly, orphans are common here but typically Peter Pan brings them." Hook said hoping to get a little more information.

"I was pushed off the docks into the ocean after stealing a necklace from a mean old crone. I needed it to eat, It wasn't anything personal. Soon after I woke up on Neverland." She said, sounding bitter for the first time to Hook. "Stealing at your age?" Hook asked a bit impressed. Ruby pulled out a diamond necklace proudly. "I got away with it too." She beamed.

"Not bad for a beginner." Hook said, touching one of the diamonds with his Hook. Ruby put it away, and went back to looking at the pond. They sat in comfortable silence for a good while. When ruby caught her first fish Hook felt an unfamiliar feeling so alien it threw him off for a while after they finished that last of the lessons. Pride in another person, it was probably just a one off.

@tragicbeauty1991

#disney #captain hook #fanfic #peter pan #dad captain hook #peter pan new recruit au #Youtube

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

Late but here. Comments thoughts and pics from 2x14 and 2x15!

He looks so excited to have been called for the front and I know it's gonna be terrible. Milah is actually nice here.

ITS BAE!!!! ITS NEAL!!!!! HENRY IS NEAL'S DAD!@ I MEAN NEAL IS HENRY'S DAD!!!! RUMPLE IS A POP POP!

Also again rumple wearing socks matching his tie is so cute.

Now I'm imagining henry getting him gag ties and socks to match.

What are you bitches up to? Hook included.

I'm just SCREAMING !!!!!!!!!!!

One of my favorite screen grabs "you left me amd let me go to jail because Pinocchio told you to??!"

EMMA SWAN YOU TELL HIM RIGHT NOW!!!

Yes Snow! You lay it down for your daughter!

UNKNOWN GRAMPY AND GRANDSON BONDING TIME. BESTOW THE WISDOM POP POP

Yeah fucking right rumple. Sing that tune now.

The seer's look is cool but the eye hands freaked me out.

I'm going to be a father?

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#POP POP RUMPLESTILTSKIN #PAPA RUMPLESTILTSKIN #RUMPLESTILTSKIN HAVING FAMILY BESIDES THAT BITCH ASS MILAH #AND OH MY FUCKING GOD NEAL IS BAAAAAAAAE #WE FOUND BAAAAAAAE #now we just need neal/bae to marry emma and be a dad for henry and then itll all be good #right? #emma swan #neal cassidy #baelfire #henry mills #rumplestiltskin #ouat rumple #mr. gold #snow white #mary margaret blanchard #david nolan #prince charming #captain hook #killian jones #cora mills #regina mills #ouat #once upon a time #lem watches ouat

[panthera-tigris-venenata]

For the headcanons ask thing - Captain Hook?

I'm doing this for Captain Hook in Descendants Verse, just saying.

Realistic

Well, I honestly don't know if it's realistic, but I think that all three Hook siblings have the same mother. He just has the vibes, you know?

Besides, his kids had to get it somewhere.

And also, I want to say: When Harriet tells him she is with Anthony Tremaine, his first and foremost problem is that he is french.

Unrealistic but funny

His hook is detachable and the kids make it a competition to give him the coolest hook-accesory for his birthday. They are extremely competitive over it and the whole Isle knows.

(The whole Isle is also betting over it.)

Yes, several of CJ's gift went „BOOM!“

Yes, few times, they somehow managed to get hook-accesories from solid gold. Don't ask how they got it. You don't want to know.

No, not a single one of the gifts is actually useful, except for the one Sammy Smee gave him one year to show the Hook siblings how it's done.

James keeps all of these gifts regardless.

Heartbreaking

He doesn't always recognise his children. Whether it's because of alcohol or Neverland madness or some combination of both, well, the choice is yours. The outcome is the same.

Canon is a suggestion ✨

Ok, you remember the first headcanon?

Now imagine the woman was a siren. That bloodthirsty type that lures sailors to their deaths, which explains why she is on the Isle. And, well, Hook is a sailor, and she is bored.

So she decides to seduce Captain James Hook, mostly just for the fun of it. Also with the full intention of drowning him later.

Except he falls for her, hard.

And when it stops being funny to the siren, she proceeds to try and murder him.

Key word try.

It's not working.

She poisons his tea?

He drinks it, only noting that „the tea tastes a bit funny, my love,“ and „are we out of sugar again? Do you want me to go get some?“

Throws dagger at him?

Well, he just dropped something and bent down for it, so she misses. He then picks it up casually, telling her „I think you dropped this, darling.“

She starts screaming as soon as he is off deck.

He never catches up on this.

Fuck, throwing him overboard?

Nope. Still nothing.

He is back within minutes, brushing it off, saying that he must have slipped. How doesn't he drown, for all that is sacred?!

The siren is not amused at all.

Ursula, on the other hand, is very amused. She fished James Hook from the sea, because she doesn't want her favourite telenovela – Hook family drama (tm) – to end.

And I also think that the siblings would have a blast with siren's song. And Harry totally went "copy-paste" in his father's taste for dangerous sea-women. Just saying.

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