#incorrect peter pan

[incorrectneverland]

Gaston: Hey Jamie!

Hook: Don't call me that.

Gaston: Whatever, you wanna go hunting with me? Le foo is out again .

Hook: You would have to pick me up kicking and screaming before I go with you.

Gaston: Challenge accepted!

Hook: wait-! Put me down!

#peter pan #incorrect peter pan #incorrect quotes #captain hook #disney #beauty and the beast #Gaston

[odd8ball]

Narrator: This is Captain Hook, he loves personal space. The boy next to him is Peter Pan, he also loves the Captain's personal space.

#incorrect quotes #peter pan #disney #captain hook #captain hook disney #incorrect peter pan #The vibes I get #peter pan good vs evil figurine

[bubbachaa]

Finna finally joining in on @chaosgremlin95 Junji Pan trend. Sure you all can easily recognize this scene panel~ I use suicide mickey from hell as he covered in ink

EDIT - Forgot to include the glitch I made for fun lolol

#disney peter pan #incorrect peter pan #peter pan #horror #disney edit #edit #junji pan #junji ito inspired #junji ito #peter ito #disney made scary #mickey mouse #suicudal mickey #art #artists on tublr #glitch #glitch disney #ink machine #abandoned by disney #bubbalicious art

[incorrectwolfstar]

james: put a finger down if you cried during the “your mother and mine” scene from peter pan

sirius: *puts a finger down*

remus: what the fuck

#sirius: i wish nana was my mum guys :( #wolfstar #incorrectwolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #the marauders #sirius x remus #incorect quote #sirius black x remus lupin #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect remus lupin #peter pan #incorrect sirius black #moony and padfoot #marauders era #padfoot #remus x sirius #atyd #jegulus #james potter #all the young dudes #crimson rivers #moony #incorrect texts #incorrect quotes #atyd marauders #marauders

[lamour-est-la-force]

Found in my drafts from 2021, enjoy

#I know the Chanel boots meme was old even then but let me live #ouat #once upon a time #neverland arc #ouat neverland arc #Peter pan ouat #killian jones #belle french #regina mills #ouat meme #incorrect ouat quotes #incorrect once upon a time quotes #ouat s3

[oautincorrectquotes]

Rumple: My papa always said that if all the other kids were jumping off a cliff, i should too.

Belle: Your father said that?.

Rumple: He was not a nurturer.

#malcolm ouat #peter pan ouat #rumbelle #robert carlyle #robbie kay #emilie de ravin #rumplestilskin #ouat rumple #rumplestiltskin #rumple #belle french #belle gold #ouat belle #belle ouat #belle #rumbelle incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #belle x rumple #rumple x belle #storybrooke #the enchanted forest #ouat crack #funny ouat #ouat humour #ouat humor #ouat #once upon a time #ouat incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat headcanons

[str8up-vanilla]

*emma chilling in her room just reading a book*

Killian: *entering the room quickly obviously hiding tears* Emma!

Emma: Oh my gosh Killian what's wrong?!

Killian: I-...I'm not really a codfish...am I?

#just the idea of him watching the original animated Peter Pan makes me laugh #hell I don't this I could watch it now with the devilishly handsome guyliner living rent free in my head #killian jones #captain hook #emma swan #captain swan #peter pan #Disney #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes

[persephoneflowerpetals]

Jafar: Maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people weren’t trying to play with big, rusty hooks!

Hook: What did you say, bilge rat!?

Jafar: BIG. RUSTY. HOOKS.

Hook: Well, this hook ain’t just for attacking flying scallywags!

Jafar: Bring it on, codfish! Bring it on!

Persephone: *getting in between them* No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.

Cruella: Great, now the talking flower is going to preach to us.

Hades: What did you just say about my wife!?

*cue the villains fighting each other*

#yes this is supposed be about that house of mouse villains band The Seven Deadly Singers lmaooo #I love the idea of Persephone joining the band because Hades said she could #and she’s the odd one out lmao but she’s an excellent singer so they let her in lol #disney #source: spongebob squarepants #incorrect villain quotes #incorrect disney quotes #cruella de vil #cruella deville #disney’s hercules #101 dalmations #jafar aladdin #jafar #hook #captain hook #peter pan #disney villains #james hook #captain james hook #persephone oc #hercules oc #disney oc #s/i oc #persephone #hercules #hades #hades x persephone #persephone x hades #persephades

[ellies-enrichment]

“where is my enrichment girl?” vs “where is MY enrichment, girl?💅”

#watched peter pan & wendy last night <3 #the lore is crazy #the last of us #hbo the last of us #joel miller #hbo tlou #memes #mine #incorrect tlou quotes

[ouatincorrects]

#fuck peter pan #ouat #once upon a time #ouat rumple #ouat snow white #mary margaret blanchard #rumplestiltskin #mr. gold #incorrect quotes #text post

[shy-urban-hobbit]

Kid Jaskier, reading from a story book at the table: Here's one about a werewolf, whose eyes turn red as they gut you!

Viscountess De Lettenhove, unamused: Upon my soul, aren't children educated nowadays.

Kid Jaskier: I'm afraid I'm not learned at all mother, but I do know a thing or two about monsters. My unfulfilled ambition is to write a great ballad, in three parts, about my adventures.

Viscountess De Lettenhove: What adventures?

Kid Jaskier:...I've yet to have them. But they shall be perfectly thrilling!

#the witcher #Witcher #the witcher incorrect quotes #source: peter pan #witcher jaskier #jaskier

[incorrectneverland]

Wendy: What do you see when you look at him?

Smee: *Looks at Hook then back at Wendy* metaphorically or literally?

Wendy: Metaphorically as we discussed.

Smee: He's just a little guy, who cries a lot and I think he's terrified but he's trying so hard to be brave and I don't think he believes I'm proud of him.

Wendy: Wow...you really have no Ill will towards him.

Smee: How can I when he's just a little guy? Fished him out of the ocean just the other day he can't take care of himself, he's a little mean but it's just what he thinks will make him more mature because he doesn't know what being a grown up is.

Wendy: you're smaller than him.

Smee: Physically yeah but metaphorically no.

#peter pan #incorrect peter pan #incorrect quotes #captain hook #disney #mr. smee #the pirate fairy #wendy darling #how I think smee veiws James/Hook

[odd8ball]

#mr smee #incorrect peter pan #disney #captain hook #peter pan #captain hook disney #incorrect quotes #fake texts

[gaypirate420]

Incorrect quotes #9

Male!reader.

Hook *hits a pirate on the throat*: Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture.

Hook: I'm sorry I couldn't bring myself to call him a 'dirt bag'.

(y/n): And why would you? A dirt bag is a very useful part of the vacuum cleaner, clearly it's a compliment.

Peter: Oh you guys are so perfect for each other.

#this one is from b99 #captain james hook #captain hook #peter pan 2003 #peter pan #incorrect peter pan quotes #x male reader #captain hook x male reader #captain hook x reader

[not-wholly-unheroic]

Peter totally ghost-wrote this tweet.

#Peter pan #Captain Hook #captain hook disney #disney peter pan #disney #disney villains #incorrect quotes

[flickynightdarkness]

There are times when the Villains gang babysat Hades and Persephone's child Melinoe

[NOT CANON]

[Captain Hook, Smee and Hades watch Cruella shut her car door]

[Hades goes to get Melinoe out of Cruella's car but the car door is locked]

Hades: Did we just locked my kid in the car?

Hook: Did you put your keys in the bag?!

Cruella: I did put the keys in my bag

Cruella: That's what we always—

Hades: [sighs] De Vil, i told you not to put your d#mn keys in your bag!

Smee: Don't freak out

Smee: Come on everyone, don't freak out

Hades: Melinoe, it's okay

Smee: 🎵A, b, c, d, e, f, g🎵

Hades: What, are you singing to her?

Hook: The bilge rats get arrested for this, Smee!

Cruella: We have to keep our dear calm

Smee: 🎵h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p🎵

Hades: Do all four doors lock?

Hook: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW!!!

???: Emergency assistance

???: This is [unnamed]

Hades: [holds the phone] Yeah, we locked my kid in De Vil's car and these bozos are judging us!

Hook: [runs to the car, carrying his sword] I SWEAR TO ME TIMBERS!!! I'M GONNA BREAK IT!!!

Hades: Hey! [red flames rise across him and the road by his face, angered] DO NOT BREAK THE WINDOW!!!

Hades: YOU'LL GET GLASS ON HER!!!

???: Sir, tell your wife to relax. Everything is going to be ok

Hades: That's a man and he and the other guys... are just an old company of mine

???: Really?

Hades: Hey, don't worry Melinoe. Listen, your old man's coming for you!

???: Sir, we just set the signal. The doors should be unlocked by now

Hades: Check — check the door

Smee: Check the door, check the door De Vil dear

[Cruella tries to open the door]

Cruella: It's not unlocked—

[Door unlocked]

Cruella: Oh

Hook: [panting while Smee is patting him on the back] Oh

[Cruella carries Melinoe over to Hades]

Hades: [holds Melinoe] Okay

Smee: Why, this is amazing. How did they do that Mrs De Vil

Cruella: I don't know my dear. It's just—

Hades: [holding Melinoe] We got it covered, thank you [hangs up]

Hook: Did that come from space?!

#source: modern family #incorrect quotes #disney villains #captain hook #hercules #peter pan #101 dalmatians #cruella de vil #hades #melinoe