#david for sure 🤪

[agnes-draws]

bisexuals world domination

#i want to adopt them #i mean #david for sure 🤪 #jackson's diary #dexer #exer campbell #david miller #my art🌷

[britany1997]

David, he gets jealous about a long time friend and ends marking you (hickies, bites, etc) before you go see the friend? GN reader please

Love Marks

(Ok just kidding guys I finished it tonight🤪)

Jealous David you say? Jealous TOXIC David? 😈 that’s right besties, he’s back

Jealous David x GN Reader

(Can be read on its own, but could also be read as a follow up to Male Manipulator.)

Warnings: SMUTish minors DNI, Manipulation, sort of dubcon, toxic David, blood, blood drinking, emotionally abusive behavior, unhealthy possessiveness, tiny bit of mind control, biting, handcuffs, I think that’s it.

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You stared at your reflection in the mirror as you combed through your mass of hair. David sat on your bed, teeth gritted as he watched you get ready to go out with your childhood friend.

“Sure you don’t wanna just stay in,” he asked coming up behind you. You felt his arms around your waist, but were only greeted with your own image as you faced the mirror.

You leaned into his touch and tilted your head up to look into his eyes. “I’ve cancelled on Kyle like five times in the last month,” you reminded him, “do you really want a partner who’s an awful friend?” You teased him, booping his nose.

He crinkled his nose, unamused.

“I don’t like him,” he informed you, “he just wants to get in your pants.”

You scoffed, a little offended, “you say that about everyone.” you told him, “everyone in the world isn’t lining up to try to screw me, you’re being paranoid!” You said exasperated, waving your comb at him.

David smirked, “but babyyy,” he spoke, pouting, “you’re just so perfect,” he stroked your cheek, “who wouldn’t want to be with you? If I were Kyle I’d wanna be in my position too.” You blushed at his words and nuzzled your cheek into his hand.

“Stoppp you’re too sweet,” you said.

He smiled. He had you. “So you can see where I’m coming from right babe? I can’t let you go.”

Your smile fell from your face immediately as you dropped his hand, “can’t let me?” You asked him, your tone full of malice.

Fuck. He’d overplayed his hand.

“Just kidding babe,” he purred, pulling the strings in your mind to prompt you to believe him, “you know I’d never keep you from doing anything. You’re your own person, that’s one of the things I love most about you,” he lied as he watched your face morph into a smile once more.

He returned your smile, his holding a sinister twinge, “but the vampire inside me,” he started cautiously, “it’s possessive of its mate,” he pouted, “I try to suppress it, but it comes with the teeth babe. I can’t turn it off, I wish I could.” He told you solemnly.

Your eyebrows furrowed together as you looked up into his eyes. You cupped his face in your hands, “I’m sorry baby,” you said, “I didn’t realize it was an instinct thing.”

“It’s uncontrollable,” he assured you quickly, taking your hands from his face and holding them in his, “the vampire inside me gets so restless whenever you’re out with someone else.” He pouted.

“Oh baby,” you said sympathetically, “what can I do to make it better?” you asked.

He fought to keep the smirk from spreading over his face. He knew he wasn’t convincing you to stay home, not after his little slip from earlier, but maybe there was another way.

“Baby,” he started, “you know how sometimes I like to bite you right here,” he said placing a finger on the pulse point on your neck, “doing that reassures me that you’re mine, that we belong together.” ‘That you belong to me.’ He thought.

“So you want to bite my neck again?” You asked him, “yeah you can do that if it’ll help baby! I don’t want to make you uncomfortable.” You told him.

He sighed dramatically, “you know what would really help my vampire instincts?” He asked.

You furrowed your brow, looking at him expectantly.

He smirked, “why don’t you let me show you,” he said as he led you to the bed.

David slipped off his trench coat, jacket, and shirt before sitting down on the bed and pulling you into his lap.

You turned your head to look back into his eyes, “I have to leave in half an hour babe,” you told him.

“Don’t worry about it baby, this shouldn’t take long.” He promised while pulling your shirt over your head.

You settled back into his lap and leaned against his chest. He kissed your cheek softly before moving downward, kissing all over your neck.

He trailed kisses down to the familiar spot where your neck and shoulder met, licking and sucking. His teeth grazed the spot, silently asking permission. You breathed out as your eyes fluttered closed.

“Do whatever you want,” you told him.

He smirked before his fangs lengthened, that was exactly what he’d wanted to hear.

You hissed at the painful sensation of his teeth sinking into you but as the pain turned to pleasure, your hiss morphed into a moan.

He moaned with you as your blood flooded into his mouth. He was careful not to take as much as he usually would, he was far from done.

He withdrew his fangs from the crook of your neck and trailed then down the length of your arm. Leaving purple spots and teeth marks all over you.

Once he made it down to your hand, he turned your face towards his and took your fingers into his mouth, licking the end before sucking on each, one by one, while staring deeply into your eyes.

You stared back at him, mouth slightly agape as he toyed with you like he never had before. Your head felt cloudy, a mix of pleasure and blood loss as you allowed him to have his way with you.

“Be good for me ok?” He condescended.

You gulped and nodded.

He shifted you out of his lap until you were laying back on the bed. You turned to him confused. He smirked at you before rolling onto you and pinning your hands to the bed.

You gasped, filled with shock and excitement as he stared down at you.

He lowered his mouth to you chest, sucking and biting at the skin. Little pearls of blood appeared wherever he bit down into you.

After awhile, David released his grip on you to fish through your drawer.

“What are you doing babe?” You asked him.

“You’ll see baby,” he purred, “just stay real still for me.”

He pulled the handcuffs you thought you’d discarded long ago from your bedside drawer.

Your face flushed bright red immediately as you realized his intentions. “How did you know about those,” you asked mortified.

“Don’t worry about it babe,” he told you, “now you said you were gonna be good for me right?”

Your breath hitched, “yeah,” you said.

“Then hold still,” he whispered in your ear as he fastened your hands into the cuffs around the bed frame.

He placed a kiss on your lips, before sucking your bottom lip into his mouth and biting down. When he pulled back you could feel the blood trailing down your lips and falling onto your chest as he watched you, transfixed.

He moved down to your stomach, leaving small soft kisses and sucking gently, but never breaking the skin.

When he finished he made it down to your legs. Instead of his usually foreplay, he bit directly into your inner thigh prompting you to throw your head back and scream in a mix of agony and ecstasy.

He groaned as he fed from his other favorite spot, your moans and whimpers feeding his ego while your blood fed his appetite.

When he finally pulled away his eyes were yellow and his mouth was bright red. He kissed you once more smearing your own blood onto your lips.

He unlocked your handcuffs and rubbed your wrists gently as you fell back onto the pillows exhausted. Your eyes fluttering closed as you fought a losing battle to stay conscious.

“I’ll tell Kyle you’re not gonna make it,” David said smirking as he grabbed your phone.

You grunted in affirmation as you rolled over and drifted off to sleep, you body’s blood supply too depleted to do much else.

After sending Kyle a text from your phone letting him know you wouldn’t be meeting him for dinner tonight, and there would be no need to reschedule, David crawled into bed behind you and stroked your hair.

You shifted in your sleep exposing the column of your neck, which was covered in bites. You were all his.

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#the lost boys #david lost boys #tlb #tlb 1987 #the lost boys 1987 #jealous David #the lost boys fic #lost boys fic #dark David #toxic David #toxic jealous David

[moviebloggg]

What I noticed TSN rewatch🤪

Eduardo coming to Marks dorm looking concerned at TWO AM. “You and Erica split up” Why r u checking his blog at 2:08 am… - 12:33 and his CONCERN the whole time “it’s on ur blog :(, Are you alright :(, I’m here for you” like damn

Dustin’s adorable wave to Wardo :((( - 12:34 and DUSTIN LAUGHING AT THE “i’m here for you. no i need the algorithm” LMAOO - 12:43

Wardo waiting for him after the face mash meeting :( sitting down, headphones in, clearly been there for a while - 20:32

EDUARDOS DADDY ISSUESSSSS. “You have no idea what that’s gonna mean to my father” - 37:04 AND THEN MARK SAYING “Sure I do” LIKE HE KNOWS AND CARES TOO. Also, “My father won’t even look at me. (1:40:03) and there’s one more time i know he mentions it i just don’t know where😭

“have you slept yet?” (36:06) even after mark made him wait and in that tone like aw

BRO THE FREAKING BEER THING. stop aaron sorkin david fincher you fucking menaces how dare you put that there. (46:58)

Eduardo’s “oh my god…” at 51:29 when he realizes that they are in the stall next to them

THE LOOK AT 52:09. OMG KILL ME RN.

Eduardo’s sad and painful look at Mark after Sy brings up animal cruelty, like ‘really, you went that low?’ - 1:12:39

Marks tap on Sys shoulder saying ‘stop no don’t go there’ - 1:12:42

The parallel of how happy and jokey Mark is when in the dorm during the chicken scene with Wardo being put side by die with how hostile they are and how sad he looks in the deposition scenes. he never once smiles.

Marks sad look at Eduardo after being exposed - 1:14:39

Eduardo’s disbelief at Mark going so low as the chicken thing 1:14:41

Mark opening his mouth to protest against 1:14:43

the pain in Eduardo’s eyes after Mark makes a half joke that probably would used to make him laugh. also the look of betrayal and the eyes that say I don’t even know you anymore. 1:18:17

The disconnect between Mark and Sean. “Ever think about that girl?” “No???” 1:23:52

How so genuinely happy Mark looks when greeting Eduardo in Cali. The little grin. The surprising him. The wack on the arm. the ‘Wardo’. - 1:30:50

“I want- i-i want- I need you.” aaron. sorkin. what. the. fuck.

“I didn’t know whether to dress for the party or the business meeting, so i kinda dressed for both.” (1:41:51) Um aaron you did not have to go so deep with that one my god do you ever think of our feelings.

The piano coming in at 1:43:46 after the reveal is just so heartbreaking.

The PAINNNNN in his voice at “You set me up 😕” (1:43:51)

Throughout the whole confrontation scene, Mark looks like he’s going to cry. so so badly. especially at 1:44:50 like PAIN. And 1:45:27, “Yeah” - 1:45:50, and the REPEATING “You didn’t have to be that rough on him.” (1:46:00).

When he hit 1,000,000 people on HIS OWN WEBSITE he looks downright depressed. not happy in the slightest. he just hit this amazing milestone. should be like the happiest moment of his life. yet he looks like he wants to cry. I wonder why. 1:47:10-1:47:20

Marks outfit during the deposition w the Winklevi being a collared shit and sweater, outfit during the first deposition with Eduardo being a half zip up, and then wearing a FULL SUIT for the second one?? okay then

You don’t really realize it but I think it’s fitting that the last we see of Eduardo the whole movie is the confrontation. Like chronologically, he’s in it for way after, but with the actual editing and all the time skips, his last line is “Makes me look so tough” and thats the last we see him. pretty cool.

through the whole movie just THEIR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS DURING THE DEPOSITION. the SADNESS and REGRET constantly portrayed in mark. the PAIN AND BETRAYAL constant in Eduardo.

THE MOTHER FUCKING NORTH FACE ZIP-UP. WHAT THE HELL DAVID FINCHER. yeah this was genuinely insane tho. like that was unhinged. aaron sorkin, david fincher, AND WHOEVER THE BLESSED COSTUME DEISGNER WAS, reached new levels. we could’ve chalked everything up to gay people always looking for gay people in film, for exaggerating things that were only slightly there because of the need for more representation. but the north face zip up?? come on. I need to get me one of those now. the timeline makes so perfect sense too. We see Eduardo first wearing it when chilling in his dorm - 31:25. Then we next see him in it when at the intern “interviews” - 1:16:20. Then we don’t see if again for a little while, until MARK wears it during the business meeting - 1:33:52. This happens AFTER Eduardo visits Pao Alto. So he goes to Cali, presumably leaves the zip-up, (maybe even gives it??) and then ever since then Mark wears it in almost EVERY SINGLE scene. Because he misses Wardo. ITS INSANE. Like, the business meeting, then the phone call to Wardo. - 1:36:25. Then he wears it during the whole conformation, and is still wearing it later that night when Sean calls him. Like wow. That right there? Insanity. Purely CANONICAL gay insanity

and finally just some more character noticings. I really just love Divya omg. and the winklevii. like they r just so comedic at times. the first time i watched i viewed ty and cam as like one entity, but this time i really payed attention and like they r so different. cam usually takes the lead and he is very level minded and calm, while tyler is very hotheaded.

The first time andrew garfield just captivated me. i mean duh, he’s andrew garfield. but this time i just, wow. JESSE. he was perfect. PERFECT. best actor should’ve been his hands down. every single word he said was so calculated and made so much sense for his character like. and the real best part of his acting was his reactions, to everything that everyone else said. like he knocked it out of the park completely.

#the social network #tsn #markwardo

[freedomfireflies]

What are each of your couple’s music preferences?

Ooooo I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea?? 😭 I LOVE THIS THO!!

I feel like maybe Bee and Teach Me Harry love some classic oldies! Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, Beach Boys, things like that!

Mine Harry.............jazz, I KNOW I KNOW but I think Sugar really likes it and got him to like it because it reminds him of her and also it's weirdly amusing to him? Like his life is so chaotic and the music is chaotic and he just...vibes?

One for the Money Harry likes classical for SURE but he also likes some heavier rock music, too! I think Peach likes everything hAHAH (but she hates the classical and they bicker over it)

Tink and 404 Harry.........I actually haven't the slightest clue 😭 I wanna say Deftones and Sleep Token but I also feel like maybe not?? HELP??

Knockout and Cherry listen to anything from Hozier to David Bowie to The Neighbourhood (and of course, Arctic Monkeys hehe, 505 is their fav)

Infinite You Harry and Kitty........AGAIN I HAVE NO CLUE?? Maybe Enya 🤪

And Street Racerry loves Jimi Hendrix!! Like....LOVES

#teach me ask #mine ask #one for the money ask #404 ask #knockout ask #infinite you ask

[hurtslikeyourmouth]

UGH, REALLY DAVID?

(About whether Catherine Tate will appear at the BAFTAs)

He is in SUCH big trouble if Michael reads this!!

Edited because OBVIOUSLY this is a joke and I’m sure Michael wouldn’t be offended. But still, nobody better than CT?? 🤪🤯

#please no Catherine at the BAFTAs #david tennant #michael sheen #I just KNOW she’s going to be there and Michael won’t be

[keefsteef]

AIN'T TALKIN BOUT LOVE - EP. 1

Citizens of Vanhalenville, WELCOME to Ain't Talkin Bout Love - a pile of rambling that I'm pretending is my podcast, where we talk about ANYTHING but love for our creatures 👺

Just kidding... obviously I love them down lmaooo. This'll be a lighthearted situation type deal. To get this disclaimer out the way, I am not anti David anti Sammy or anti Gary, I'm pro them all, so if I happen to be ripping into Samuel (which I will be 🤣,)that is not a testimony of me believing in David superiority blah blah blah, they're all gonna GET THE SMOKE if necessary. (Especially DAVID 🤣)

🙄. The fact I even have to disclaim that makes me chuckle but you know how it e-is , you always get a select few that suddenly possess all-knowing oracle powers and can tell you who you hate or don't hate 🔥🧠🔥‼️

ANYWAY let's get this shitshow on the road, hello I'm Raeyeon, call me Rae...or if calling me keefsteef tickles your tingle fine🤩... whatever works🤩...

TODAY, we'll be chatting about one of the possible reasons for the notorious "Alexander doesn't speak to Samuel" ordeal that quite frequently makes blog cameos in the form of some snarky joke. But really, it's hard to chuckle at as a citizen of alexanderopolis, because that just means he'll keep hiding from us 😭 kiss seeing him playing drums in the sun GOODBYE, BELOVED...

So to briefly recap it if you aren't aware, Samuel wants to do a reunion (yes, I know without Edward it'd be extremely bittersweet, but nonetheless still a nice tribute) but Mr. Alexander Arthur Van Halen is NOT DOWN FOR IT, and will not return any emails or calls.

I know we can easily put grieving at responsibility for this,which at this point I'm sure is the case, but correct me if I'm wrong, Samuel hadn't been keeping in contact with Alexander even when Edward was still around. I knowwww obviously the drama over the leaving of the band has a huge role, but here are MY PERSONAL SPECULATIONS 😩‼️

Samuel, beloved...I'm not delusional enough to think you'd read this, but talking in the pov that you are...there's plainly things you KEEP TO YOURSELF when you expect to keep a friendship.

The majority of us are probably aware of his book called RED where he spills tea (a bit too much tea in my opinion 😩) and what not, the extreme of it regarding Edward and his drug usage. I also saw the way he went about it to be quite insensitive, it almost felt like a haha let's laugh at this crackhead type of storytelling than a "gee eddies far gone and I feel bad".

I'm SURE he meant it to be more of a feel bad situation, but he's human, humans fuck up and make mistakes.

This was a big fuck up lmaooo. We KNOW Alexander loves his brother, and I personally think that he's well enough of a grown man to not hold a silly grudge over leaving...quitting... kicking out, whatever drama. (I've already shared my THOUGHTS on that fiasco 😭)

I think he's refusing to contact Samuel, because he's probably hurt about the way he aired Edward out.

I would be too. I wouldn't want to talk to anyone that seemed to kick my blood when they were down. Samuel is an INTELLIGENT MAN, so every time I hear him go "lol idk why he won't call me back"

BELOVED 👺👺👺👺🔪🔪🔪🔪, DON'T ACT DENSE!

Obviously...I am a stranger and obviously this is my observative opinion, Samuel could've apologized to Alexander already and in Taurus fashion he pulled a "forgiveness granted, trust and friendship denied" move, but if that's not the case...

SAAAAMMMUELLLLL needs to stop trying to force a music reunion, and instead needs to invite Alexander to Cabo and talk things out man to man. (And maybe take selfies for vanhalenville 😩😩🤩💅🏽🤪)

Neither of them are getting any younger, and it just saddens me to think of the possibility they'll never talk again. But yeah, I see that Samuel has quite the tendency to enjoy opening his mouth and sharing stories...but he really needs to have a bit more awareness about the type of stories he shares.

I'm sure there's things to talk about without getting all down and dirty and personal. Take notes from Michael Anthony 😩‼️

Anyway...this was quite a WAY TO KICK OFF WASN'T IT 🤣. I've been wanting to have a little chitter chatter about this for the longest time, but I wanted to sort of establish myself as a blog first so I wouldn't get "you hate Sammy" accusations 😭

I loooove Mr. Red Rockers curly headed self, but he for real needs to quit playing these games and make things right. An apology, if he's already given it, means nothing when you continue to do what you apologized for.

THANKS FOR TUNING IN 🤩❤️, NEXT we'll talk about Mr. Diamond David Gigolo Tarzan Atomic Punk Whoever Whatever Lee Roth!

I've got some interesting things to expand on about him...word in the STREETS is on the 1978 tour, he was really just a cute cozy little bookworm and all that hooping blabber mouth persona was just that... A persona.

MUAH!

#classic rock #van halen #aint talkin bout love blogcast

[acearohippo]

Between LiXuan, which of the 2 do you think asked who out first? :3

My answer depends on my mood, tbh :D

I have three ways it can go down:

1) neither of them ask the other out, they just... Become a couple and it isn't until one of their friends, like lewis or mona, start asking them "where's your boyfriend" that MonkeyLotus are like "oh. I guess we are dating, huh. Nice."

2) Li Ling is pining hard, and so is Tang Xuan, but they're both so heavily monitored and well known that finding a private moment to themselves is a hassle. In this situation, Tang Xuan gets Fed Up™ and dramatically (maybe on live TV or in the middle of a fight with miramon/shadow decree) just bellows to Li Ling "Li Ling, will you be my boyfriend?? Please?? I've been trying to ask you out for weeks! D':" and Li Ling is just "say my given name, and yeah I'll give you a time and place ;) " and Tang Xuan combusts on the spot because, holy shit that's a level of intimacy he's not prepared for (even though Li Ling calls him Xuan all the time). He does call him Ling, face fire engine red and unable to look him in the face, but it's a mushy occasion only ruined by their audience.

3) Li Ling is like, 85% sure that him and Tang Xuan have a thing going on. Lewis tells him to check his math cause they 100% have a thing going on and Mona, the smart ass, tells him that he should leave room for error and clocks it at a 97% thing happening between the two. Regardless, every attempt to get him and Xuan alone is foiled, either because something comes up and interrupts them (and Tang Xuan has to be the hero) or something comes up (and Tang Xuan has to be the fucking hero) and Li Ling gets ghosted. Eventually, it becomes a sort of group effort, with Lewis and Mona, as well as some other espers like Brynn, Q, and David, trying to help set Li Ling and Tang Xuan up to make it official. But something always happens, either it rains and events planned are cancelled, or the theatre/restaurant they made reservations for gets held up in a terrorist/rival gang attack, or Tang Xuan runs off to be "a damn hero for the love of fuck, Xuan, stop riding Justice's dick and hop on mine" - Li Ling, fed TF up by now, calls after the younger man, who doesn't hear because he's long gone. Everyone else does and it circles the internet for a while, somehow missed by Tang Xuan...

Eventually, in the most cliched way ever, the two are just walking with their friends and, like, some kids or pets or something run by and get rangled in their legs and Tang Xuan and Li Ling fall into each other and share an accidental kiss. Tang Xuan separates the two and is all like "sorry bro 😃 haha, can't believe that happened for real" and their friends just look at them in various expressions of defeat, pain, and empathy. Until Li Ling says "fuck it. Nah, fuck! This!" And grabs Tang Xuan with all his hands and makes out with him. Tang Xuan is shocked and pliant, so Li Ling goes "guess we ballin all out" and wraps Tang Xuan around him and holds him in place as he ravages his mouth.

His friends: 🤯🤯🤯

The random passerbys: 😱😱😱

The children/pets they tripped on: 🤢🤢🤮

That one elderly couple that's been getting it all 60 years of their marriage: 🤪🤪🤪

When Li Ling finally breaks them apart, he just smirks all smooth and shit, taking the chance to wipe at the spit running down Tang Xuan's chin and using the opportunity to crook his chin up to make eye contact with him, says "Stop being a pussy, and go out with me as my boyfriend."

And Tang Xuan just blinks, face flushed, eyes dilated. "Um, ok. Sure, yeah" And Li Ling just gives the largest grin and goes to put Tang Xuan down except Tang Xuan tightens his grip around Li Ling and pulls him back in for a part 2 make out sesh. Lewis and Mona immediately take of their jackets and try to block them cause, whoo boi, part 2 is getting a bit rated MA and there are children you two, pull yourselves together! Q has his cam out (it's been out) and has started narrating the scene on live.

Can you tell which one really gets me going 😁😁

#the hippo speaks #dislyte #li ling #tang xuan #li ling dislyte #tang xuan dislyte #li ling x tang xuan #monkeylotus #glares at lixuan #i really don't like that ship name 😐 #it doesn't match the PATTERNS. #it's just xuan's name after he marries li ling 🤨 #it's not a ship name it's his legal name 🤨🤨🤨 #the hippo responds

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 23

Y/n pov:-2 months- "y/nnnnn" "yes ramos" "is it moving month" "i guess it is" "cool let me finlize things" "alright babe" oh my gosh WERE MOVING TO A MASION its just like two weeks ago we just moved into together now were moving to a masion "ok we should start paking now" "ok let me call people" "ok"

Mi nombre es Alexander Hamilton

                                                         Can yall help us move

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:ofc bbg

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:yeah

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:im not busy

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:after i hit the gym

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:yeah lemme ask emmy

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:yeah but im taking back the stuff i let you borrow 😋😝💕🖕🏾😘

Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾:k sis

My mannn💀🎃😼🫶🏾☠️😺😽🤲🏾👽😸🙀👐🏾👾😹😿🙌🏾🤖😻😾👏🏾:thank yall

"Y/n lets pack up your room first" "ok be careful with the posters"

"Ok im going to take down the leaves first" "my room better be so big" "it will be" i carefully take down the leaves" i started take down her lights down but like always i hear a knock at the door" "hey yall" "im so proud yall came as one instead of yall coming at different times and me stopping what im doing" "yeah yeah wheres baby" "esta aqui" "hola como estas" "bien y tú" "bien bien" "y la bebe" "la bebe es normal" "bien bien" "tu nescito ayuda" "si el boxes" "alright" "jazz your Spanish really improved" "check number 1 on duolingo bitch" jazz gives me her phone and i just see. 'Y/ns wife jazzy jones😂🖕🖕🏾😋💔🥫™️♥︎💕😝✨🤧🔼🔛💀★❤️✏︎😘✑📱🔝💬😁🏃😨⬜🫵⏎🙄🔛🔝' what the hell is with girls and em emojis "go help ya wife with her room" "sure bud" "mi esposaaaaaa"

Anthony pov:"ill take down my own room guys help me"

I took the guitars and put them in their cases in a big box. "Oak" "what" "take this to the van" "sure" "cool" then did the same for the albums "daveed can you do the same" "mhm" "thanks bro" "Lin can you take the little stuff I'll break down the bed" "yeah" I start to break down my bed I was bent over and my ass was smacked "WHAT THE HELL" "it was nice firm to" y/n says while licking her lips and winking "is you even finished packing" "my rooms just as packed as them abs" "what are you talking about we finished" jazzy remarked "you a hater and you know you a hater" "sure is and do" (a/n:😝) "jazzy stop and take these to the car" "what ever" jazzy did.we finished packaging surprisingly its not hard to pack up apartment we load the boxes lin took the baby to our new house because we had to drive the u-hual truck to the new house "its so big" she mutters "relateble" "shut the hell up" i side eye her "im sorry im just stressed i guess i dont know"its good" we find her way to her 'im mad at you room' "let me decorate then we can decorate our room"

-25 minutes later-

"Your turn" "alright"

"We have knack for the similarities in life"

"We ate that" "word"

(More pictures next chapter) "we'll finish tomorrow" "how are y'all this close today" oak ask "you no se" "i love y'all see you guys tomorrow" "bye" "let's sleep" "first time together" "yes sir" "thank you ant"

Y/n pov (again): jazzy runs in yelling "MI ESPOSA" and there is not much to say because we just gossiped Hollywood gossip and decorate my room then I went to talk to ant then she made fun of him as always and yeah

Thankz for 541 on the first book😁

#hamilton fanfiction #ao3 fanfic #fanfics #fanfic authors #fanfic writers #fanfiction writer #fanfic writing #fanfic #fanfiction #anthony ramos #21 chump street #hamilton musical #lin manuel miranda

[posixiety]

@sucker-for--anything-acoustic and @mynameischalie tagged me to do a music list based on my URL. And I’m sure @eckspress is gonna tag me to do it soon even though I’m already twice tagged. 🤪

P- Parachutes and Airplanes by David Archchuleta

O- Ours by Taylor Swift

S- Settle Down by The 1975

I- In the Meantime by Randle Kent

X- XO by John Meyer

I- I Run To You by Lady A

E- Even if it Breaks Your Heart by Eli Young Band

T- Tonight Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae

Y- You and I by Anarbor

#just screaming into the void #music tag

[araiz-zaria]

So on my latest ebook splurge purchase (I fuckin swear I only got them once they are discounted way down my spending limit 😩), I came across Full Speed Ahead, a (nonfiction) book on 🌊Papi🌊 David Farragut.

Thinking that it would be yet another modern biography on him, I didn't plan on getting it at first (and besides, the price hasn't come down far enough yet 🥴🤪). But still feeling curious enough, I ended up getting a reading sample, and...

...it turned out to be his biography in verse 🥺💙✨

It seems to be meant for younger readers (maybe fifth grade and up?), and oh my gosh, it was such a sweet read 🥺🥺💙🌊✨. I got to read the part on his early years (ie. his childhood) in verse and it's just...beyond adorable 🥺🥺😭💙🌊✨. (I mean sure, the verses might seem and feel puerile on a closer look, but still... when I first laid my eyes on them I couldn't help but feel 🥺🥺💙💙🌊✨).

It was complemented with various illustrations too, including Glasgow's signed oath as a midshipman (which was new to me 😳🙈). Now I really can't wait until I finally get ahold of it, and savor the rest of the books... 👀👀🙈

#not really a review more like... #first book impresssion #sort of #writings #scribblings #david farragut #david glasgow farragut #also the verse form reminded me of all the poems people wrote for 🌊papi🌊 during the war (and afterwards too) 🥺 #not art #it's just... #🥺🥺💙🌊✨ #american history #american civil war

[britany1997]

Quali-tea Time

A request from @riz-coolgirl of a Lost Boys tea party:) hope you like this!

Poly! Lost Boys and Laddie

(Sorry for this poorly edited pic, I just think it’s silly🤪)

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

The boys were huddled around the fountain in the cave’s main alcove. Dwayne had called a “coven meeting” and the other boys were staring at him expectedly.

“Did you know we could call meetings?” Paul whispered to Marko.

“You two actually can’t,” David told them while tapping ash off of his cigarette, “we don’t need to hear any more ideas about looting a hospital.”

Marko crossed his arms and pouted.

“Alright listen up,” Dwayne said garnering the boys’ attention, “Laddie wants to have a tea party and we’re all gonna go. No. Complaints.”

Paul perked up immediately, “you mean with the sandwiches and shit? Sign me up!” He said enthusiastically.

Marko bit his thumb, “I’m actually busy that day,” he told Dwayne, “so I won’t be able to make it.”

Dwayne crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes, “and what day would that be?” He asked.

“He didn’t say which day idiot,” David said, slapping Marko on the back of the head. Marko cringed.

“Marko,” Paul said, turning to Marko looking deadly serious, “there will be sandwiches. Get your shit together.”

Dwayne actually wasn’t sure that Laddie was going to be able to get his hands on any real food or drinks for the party, but Paul didn’t need to know that.

“Listen, he’s got it all set up in his room now,” Dwayne told them, “he really wanted to do this and we’re gonna be good brothers and attend his tea party. Got it?”

“I’m so there bud!” Paul said.

Marko sighed and David rolled his eyes.

“Let’s go,” Dwayne said.

As Paul skipped over to Laddie’s alcove, Dwayne pulled Marko and David back by the collars of their jackets.

“If you ruin this for him, there will be consequences,” Dwayne whispered into their ears, “I’ll give you a minute to fix your attitudes, and then I’ll see you inside.” He told them before pushing past them into Laddie’s room.

Marko turned to David, biting his thumb once again, “Is it bad that that turned me on?” He asked.

David groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose between his fingers. “Just get in there,” he said through gritted teeth.

As Marko and David walked in, they were greeted with the sight of Paul and Dwayne cramped into tiny chairs around what looked to be a coffee table. Next to them were various stuffed animals and dolls holding porcelain teacups decorated with floral patterns.

The sight of Dwayne’s knees pressed against his chest as he was seated in a chair obviously meant for a child normally would have had Marko crying laughing, but Dwayne’s stern gaze was keeping him in check. Marko gulped.

David gestured to a spot next to a porcelain doll with huge eyes and a permanent smile etched onto her face. “All yours man,” he said to Marko.

Marko paled, “no, no, no David,” he protested, “leaders first, after you.”

David stared at the doll and cringed. Neither of the boys moved.

Laddie walked up to David and tugged on his sleeve, “you don’t like my doll?” He asked, tears threatening to fall from his brown eyes.

Dwayne watched them with eyebrows raised.

David sighed, “that’s not it Laddie,” he said, kneeling down until he was eye level with the small child, “it’s just that Marko and I both want to sit next to your pretty dolly so badly, and there’s only one chair.”

Laddie smiled, “that’s no problem!” He told David, dragging the chair that had been next to Paul, over to the other side of the doll, “now you both can sit next to Isabella!”

“Great,” David said through clenched teeth.

Marko and David took their seats next to the doll as Laddie came over and handed them each tea cups.

Dwayne stuck his pinkie out and sipped his pretend tea, while Paul opened a flask and poured it into his cup.

Marko looked at him inquisitively.

“What,” Paul asked, “just because there aren’t any real refreshments at this party doesn’t mean we can’t bring our own!”

Marko rolled his eyes.

Laddie picked up his own cup. “I’d like to make a toast,” he announced.

The boys raised their cups.

“To having the best brothers in the whole world” he said smiling.

The boys shot them back their own smiles, “I’ll drink to that,” Marko sighed happily, as the boys all clinked their cups together.

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Taglist❤️:

@anna1306 @misslavenderlady @solobagginses @ghoulgeousimmaculate @pixielostboy

#the lost boys #paul lost boys #dwayne lost boys #david lost boys #tlb #tlb 1987 #marko lost boys #the lost boys 1987 #the lost boys fic #poly lost boys #laddie the lost boys

[elevatefemslash]

Elevate! 2022: Day Five!

The gateway is in sight! We're sure it's not made up at all, and that you really can get there if you wear linen 🤪 We've got our biggest day of the week with three new fics and one new podfic to help you elevate, just in time for the weekend!

As always, if you want to track your reading, make a copy of the master list here and follow along every day! Stay tuned for reveals on Monday, October 17, at 9AM Eastern!

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(everybody’s watching her but) she’s looking at you — Alexis/Twyla, E, 12,854 words

There are three days between David and Patrick’s wedding and Alexis’ scheduled departure from town.

On the first day, Alexis sits across the counter from Twyla and orders a smoothie. Once Twyla delivers it, she toys with the straw in a way that is — impossibly, simultaneously — nervous and seductive.

“Could I come over tonight, Twy?” she asks.

— —

Five Important Relationship Conversations conversations Twyla and Alexis have.

And one they don’t have to.

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You Can Have My Back — Alexis/Twyla, T, 3,042 words

Stavros may have saved her and whisked her off to the White Party, but now Alexis has been dumped back in Schitt's Creek, and is figuring out what to do with herself. What better way to keep her skills sharp than join the all female shift of the Elm Valley Volunteer Fire Department.

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making a lark of the misery — Alexis/Twyla, T, 1,720 words

“Um, hi,” Alexis says into her cell phone. “We’re locked inside Brebner’s? Apparently, the employees didn’t bother doing, like, a sweep before locking the door or whatever.” There’s a brief pause, during which Twyla watches Alexis roll her eyes. “Yes, there is an emergency. We’re locked inside Brebner’s. Did you not hea— No. No, no one’s hurt. No, I guess we’re not in, like, actual danger, but… '' Alexis blinks several times. “I did call the police. You’re 9-1 — Oh. You mean the police station. Okay. Dial what? Okay. Okay, fine. Bye.”

Alexis hangs up her phone before giving Twyla a meaningful look. “This is gonna take a while.”

Or: Twyla Sands didn't have 'get locked in Brebner's overnight with her high school sweetheart' on her bingo card this here, but... Well, here they are. It's going to be a long night.

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[podfic] wherever you go, there you are — Stevie/Twyla, E, 1:08:37

“I wish I wasn’t watching it all happen from behind the desk,” Stevie had said, and now she’s gotten what she wished for.

The motel burns down. Stevie and Twyla go for a drive.

[podfic of wherever you go, there you are]

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Creators, if your work was revealed today, please don’t forget to update the posting date!

#sc fanworks #sc fanfic #sc fanfiction #sc fic #schitt's creek fic #schitt's creek fanfic #schitt's creek fanfiction #alexis rose #twyla sands #alexis x twyla #twyla x alexis #twylexis #stevie budd #stevie x twyla #twyla x stevie #twylie

[rahleeyah]

Ok so I saw what you want to happen this season, but what do you think will actually happen? Very curious to hear your thoughts 🤪

I also feel like svu will be renewed for a final 25th season and that this might impact eo in season 24. Like they’ll spend season 24 repairing the eo relationship and maybe be together in 25? Idk. Your thoughts?

there's a reason why i stress when i'm sharing my thoughts that it's what i want, and that reason is that i don't have any actual expectations. i know as much as y'all do lmao i think we all know there's gonna be some movement on the eo front but beyond that? i don't think anything in particular is going to happen; it's fresh showrunners for both oc and svu and there's a million different things they could do, and i could sit here and be like "well david said there's gonna be a big conversation at christmas i think they're gonna talk about lewis" and i could be like "well i think they won't kiss until spring they're gonna save it for sweeps and angle for a 25th season and leaving confirmation of eo to the end might help with that" but like. i have no special powers of discernment lolol

and i also don't really like spoilers? i don't want to go into this season expecting anything. i don't wanna know the big moments before they happen and i don't want to set up a lot of hype for something that we have no concrete reason to expect and then have us all be let down by it.

so what do i think will happen? i think there will be new episodes and i think we will all scream watching whatever happens as it happens.

i think it would make sense for them to go for 25. 25 would be a big milestone, and a good note to end on. bringing elliot back really feels like inching closer to m's vision of where she wants olivia's story to end, so i don't see the show going on indefinitely, esp bc m has done it for so fucking long now and must be tired, and esp bc i think there's no show without liv. they could try to make it happen but i def wouldn't be tuning in without her, and i'm sure that's true for a lot of people. HOWEVER. this show makes moneyyyyy. and the decision won't be based on what i think, it'll be based on a ton of factors i am not privy to. so i could see them spending 24 setting up eo for romance and 25 solidifies that and then they're done, but i really have no clue. anything is possible.

#anonymous #e.o asks #s.vu

[dreamgirledward]

tag game ! :)

ahh ty for the tags lu & billy ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 @castieldean @manforsale ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to get to know better

name: sammy!

star signs: virgo sun, gemini moon, capricorn rising

height: 5'1"/ 155 cm if u want to laugh at me dw im used to it 🥲

time: 1:32pm

birthday: aug 25

favorite bands: (not all of these are bands!) florence + the machine, bts, tame impala, brockhampton, mitski, paul simon, bruce springsteen, fleetwood mac, orville peck, rina sawayama, christine and the queens, lcd soundsystem, david bowie, joni mitchell, the rolling stones, chvrches, hozier

last movie: thor 💞 and ⚡️ :^)

last show: wwdits 🧛🏼

when i created this blog: 2012 LMAO

what i post: literally anything - im sure most people know me as a spn blog which is fair ! but anyone who knows me knows ive got range (🤡) so ya my blog is whatever i want it to be !!

last thing i googled: "how to remove pages from a pdf without acrobat" SDJKFHSDJKHGF

other blogs: ough i used to have sideblogs but theyre dead now and honestly! im not rly a sideblog girlie, i dont have the energy lol

do i get asks?: depends! for some reason i got a lot when i was busiest last semester but virtually none now. id love to receive more if theyre nice <3

following: .......2197...... that's what happens when you have the same blog for 10 years ig 🤪 i need to go through and unfollow tho im sure 70% of them are inactive or dont interest me anymore

average hours of sleep: maybe 6 or 7 on a good day if i sleep at a relatively normal time (which is like 1 or 2am i know i know that's not good trust me i know) ?? it's usually less tho, and not enough, i frequently wake up very tired

instruments: none i am musically challenged 🥰

what im wearing: a black oversized mitski shirt and black flowy culottes :))

dream job: [a successful] film editor!

dream trip: cant think of a specific type of trip so im just gonna list places ive been wanting to visit: ive wanted to go to hawaii my whole life but i know tourism is fucking the islands up so :''') yeah lol rip, egypt without having to worry about heat stroke so sometime in the spring, iceland would be so sick (actually anything as far up north as you can get would be the sickest), hong kong with my best friends, lots of places! i just really want to travel 😭

nationality: canadian but my ethnicity's egyptian!

favorite songs: pink in the night by mitski (nobody say anything 🔫), immaterial by sophie, graceland by paul simon, hungry heart by bruce springsteen, kalahari down by orville peck, she's a rainbow by the rolling stones, hammond song by the roches, sweet by brockhampton, river by leon bridges, i by kendrick lamar, breathe deeper by tame impala, epilogue: young forever, butterfly, trivia: love, respect, and telepathy all by bts OUGH forgetting so many but i wont bore u these are just what i thought of without checking anything hehe

last book ive read: the marrow thieves by cherie dimaline (for my 20th cen children's literature course, of which this book is not 20th cen but we're doing comparisons rn lol)

top 3 fictional universes id like to live in: billy said wwdits which is a rly good answer. all i can think of is middle earth and specifically the shire bc those hobbits rly do know how to just chill. cant think of anything else skjhdfj

tags! <3

@crosbystillsandhash @taikacohen @bronconatural @monstermoviedean @caskarass @twocarsonenight @hotgirlhirsch @citruscas @danneelswife @emeraldcas @gayangelsmp3 @jewishdeanwinchester @agentgayngel @heartshapedcas @girlblocker @kellyscabin @clairewolf @katebushstandean @skepticalfrogg @risencas

#no pressure of course 💞 #tag game #sammy.txt

[sarahlevys]

18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person? for the OTP meme. except literally a cat and a dog 🤪 your choice of pairing!!

Traveling sucks. Being away from David sucks. Her cat carrier sucks.

Why Johnny had felt the need to bring Stevie along on his business trip was beyond her—but here she is now in New York of all places, pacing along the walls of the closed conference room. The city's loud and claustrophobic, the noises making her ears flatten against her head. She can't imagine how David used to live here.

And then the worst thing ever happens: the door opens and a man enters, a dog following on his heels. It sniffs the ground, eyes lighting up at a new scent—Stevie's scent, she realizes with a sinking feeling. She shrinks back as the dog bounds forward.

"Hi! I'm Ruth!"

Stevie hisses. "We don't have to talk just because they are."

"Are you sure?" Ruth sits back on her hind legs. "It's going to be a long meeting..."

Stevie tilts her head, glancing over at Johnny, then sighs. "If you insist. But please, no barking."

(send me a headcanon meme!)

#ruth clancy #stevie budd #stevie x ruth #schitt's creek #meme response

[reincarnation2327]

Gwyneth Paltrow Falchuk is the Antichrist!!! The final solution is communication; as what problem on earth isn’t lack of communication?? Lmfao - 🤣!!! And both is salvation! Red and blue pill - 💊!! Freedom and slavery: 1984: War is slavery! Lmao - 😂!!! Timshel: there is and isn’t a problem! Max Maher, DMU: prevention is better than cure! Lmao - 😜!! And I prefer awareness to a breakthrough! Though both is salvation! I’ll leave it to the force to protect the peace and defeat the law; my lawyer is the opposite way around! Lmao - 🤣!! I’ll call 101 tomorrow if “the hearing voices network” as explained to the police by Charles Butters, presents me with any difficulty! Lmfao - 🤪!! All measures and all means necessarily: I surrender and “no surrender” as a mindset! Russell Brand psychology: do YOU need anything? Lmfao - 🤣!! Talk to Grok! And my only command; the only command that has ever been needed: use initiative! Lmao - 😂!! Call me parents: Maria and Andrew Joseph Buckley! Use initiative! Lmfao - 🤣!! … I am the space invader - 👾!!! Lindsay Waller-Wilkinson is my soulmate; Samuel Buxton is the intelligence of the planet and … that’s about it! ;) … David Jackson is the Davidic line! lol - 😝! The 𝐀𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲! Piss myself! Apologies! Maybe tell me, what I need to apologise for; I don’t like having a “lack of knowledge” - the definition of ignorance! Evil is defined as “immoral” but Socrates: “there is only one good; knowledge; one evil, ignorance” … and Jack Bowman is my prophet; the original Pontius Pilate! LMFAO - 😂!!! Ezekiel Crutchley is the son of the prophet of all celebrities, the one who said: you can have many soulmates [Lindsay] - I have infinity! From the James Wilkinson / Fred Saunders (HB) video! Morrissey, Spent the day in Bed: “perfectly legal” and “it is a just person who disobeys and UNJUST law” - piss myself! Unknown! Lmfao - 🤪!! It stuck with me! And please make Russell Brand, The Messiah; it makes my life easier! Piss myself! LMFAO - 🤣!! I apologise and I “give in” by definition: cease arguing of fighting; admit defeat; to the Surrey Police! And I surrender to The British and the British government (Rishi Sunak / Daniel Craig) - piss myself! … stable on medication - 💊!! My motive is Freudian fear and anxiety! Hopefully rational! Any concerns call my creators, my parents! LMFAO - 😂!! You will be rewarded by the universe; all creatures; all creation; all creators; space aliens - 👽!! I’ll call 101 if you’d like; but I’m not sure that would be wise! … I’ll call them in a few day or later in the week! Lmfao -🤪! I APOLOGISE TO JACK BOWMAN; LULE DEERING; JO REA; JM; OLIVER RUMSEY; WILL VOCE; JACK JAMES (TITCH) and SAMANTHA; my cousin!! … the list goes on . . . Lmfao - 😂!!! I am immortal and not immortal! Red and blue pill! Lmao - 😜!! My sister; blackest cruelty, anagram of Scarlett Buckley is Pontius Pilate! Lmfao - 🤣!! She said if I wasn’t her brother she wouldn’t want to know me!! Piss myself! Lmfao - 🤪!! Ask Ash Seaton for his opinion! Lmao - 😜!! I’m on medication 💊; sectioned at home and stable on medication! The AI community: send it! … it’s not easy being Robespierre and needing a status quo revolution! Frances Hogg; anagram: frogs change / changes frog and James Green; anagram: jeans merge! Piss myself! Lmfao - 😂!! … there is so much I could write - ✍️ / the pen is mightier than the sword! And machine city, matrix 3: what do you want? … Neo: peace!! And Neo just means New! Elliott Buckley; anagram: obey little luck, is the new hare and the tortoise - 🐢!! Jack Bowman will repent and say where his intelligence comes from if it’s not already obvious! Lmfao - 🤣!! … my parents are fKing “gifted musicians” - piss myself! Lmao - 😂!! My parents are biblical!! The only real family on earth - 🌍!! Tell my uncle Piero and uncle Carlo and … piss myself! Lmao - 😜!! My sister is the devil’s advocate! Piss myself!! And my family are satanic! Piss myself! Lmfao - 🤣!! …. AI community: keep writing Elliott! … I am humiliated, God is great group! Piss myself! Rory James etc! [tbc] …