#dew gayl

[rocknroll7575]

Blondes

*Young Jaune, Sun, Yang, and Dew playing kickball in the park*

Jaune (10): You know what sounds really sad? Growing up

Sun (10): Tell me about it, me and my cousin used to watch X-Ray and Vav, but now they are in Middle school and suddenly it's gay

Dew (10): *Throws ball* Laugh while you can chumps! Because soon you'll wake up and all you wanna see is a "Titty!"

Jaune (10): *Kicks ball in anger* Oh yeah!? Well, you know what I heard!? That you're gonna be rocketing blood out of your own torso every month!

Yang (10): Take it to the bank guys, we're all screwed sideways, *catches ball* It's only a matter of time before we start awkwardly grabbing each other in the back of our parents vans.

Glynda: *Babysitting the four while coming off a hangover* These fucking kids are gonna be the death of me in the future...

#rwby #rwby meme #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #sun wukong #yang xiao long #dew gayl #rwby dew #rwby blondes au

[novankenn]

A Winning Hand

All it took was a single scroll conversation with Jaune's mother for Pyrrha to see the light...

To build the man she loves... a harem...

Of BLONDS...

Of RED-HEADS...

And a WILD-CARD!

/===/ Chapters /===/

A Hand is Dealt

Building a Full House Penny - Contributor @rwby-encrusted-blog Glynda - Contributor @linkman447

From Full House to Four of a Kind! Based a a Comment from @sirnoobsalot

Four plus the Wild... is game OVER

Four of a Kind... WHY stop there?

On and On it continues

Head Count

NO Ozpin... Not Happening

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #weiss schnee #penny polendina #arslan altan #may zedong #glynda goodwitch #neopolitan #dew gayl #octavia ember

[howlingday]

Dew: Yo, check him out~.

Gwen: Ooh, hottie at noon~.

Nora: Huh? (Looks at NDGO, Sees Jaunel

Octavia: Doesn't look like he's got much brains, though.

Nebula: Fine by me. The dumb ones are a lot more fun than the smart guys. Especially when you break their hearts.

Gwen: So, any of you girls wanna introduce yourselves, or are you leaving him all for-

Jaune: Oh, hey. What's up, Nor-

Nora: (Leans her back against him)

Jaune: You... okay, Nora?

Nora: (Glares at NDGO, They bail) Just felt like leaning on my leader.

Jaune: Oh, (Hugs her) well, uh I appreciate that, Nora. I think.

#rwby #fruit basket #nora valkyrie #nora's arc #jaune arc #nebula violette #dew gayl #gwen darcy #octavia ember

[salemdominance]

Just wanna say, underrated girls. Team NDGO, in order Dew Gayl, Gwen Darcy, Octavia Ember, and leader Nebula Violetta. My personal rankings are Dew>Octavia>Gwen>Nebula.

My (tired) lewd headcanons for the 4.

Dew is a screamer, mostly uses lots of stamina. If futa, cums like a hose. Really likes Cinder.

Gwen's ass BOUNCES, and it's her main draw, very ladylike. If futa she's a bit of a quick shot but recovers quickly. She has a rivalry with Blake as who has the second best ass(Kali always being #1 of course)

Octavia is the slut, she's been there, done that, three times over. And knows how to make it feel great. If futa she's got the longest dick of the 4. Has a grudge that Pyrrha is the more loved red head.

Nebula has big and SUPER sensitive tits, but binds them down or she'll be a mess from the smallest of gropes. If futa has the thickest dick of the 4. Really likes DILFs, preferably biters.

#mun talk #no smut #team ndgo #dew gayl #gwen darcy #octavia ember #nebula violette

[weathermanpolls]

Distribution of Jaune's Children by Teams - NDGO

So, 5-8 was the winner, but 1025-2048 is a close second, and is both a lot more:

useful

hilarious

Unfortunately, for RWBY that was up to over 700 kids, which is a bit too silly. Instead I'll lop 3 off the exponent, to make it more manageable. We'll go with 0.9% instead of 2+11, which is 256, which times 0.9% = 2.

#rwby #jaune arc #NDGO fantasy #nebula violette #dew gayl #gwen darcy #octavia ember #polls

[madmanwonder]

Type: Ask

Hey Sun, how's you and Octavia's double date with Sage and Dew? (I ship Sage x Dew)

(@bartmuljono Do you really need to that you ship Sage x Dew? Also Sage isn't on my muses list as a stern warning)

"It was pretty cool date." Sun replied with a smile.

#rwby #rwby sun wukong #octavia ember #sage ayana #dew gayl #embersun #shipping post #shipping ask

[didyoutrydynamite]

Let's keep up the trend of non-Jaune questions, shall we? (Though I remain steadfastly Knightlife in my heart, I can admit that Jaune/Gwen is cute. What's their ship name?)

How do the girls of (canon) NDGO get along in this AU? Gwen and Nebula, for example.

I honestly wouldn't know. With how little info there is on canon NDGO, as far as I'm aware, JNRZ AU NDGO girls are as close to canon as possible! (Except for the obvious change that Octavia and Nolan are twin brother and sister.)

So if I had to guess, I think they'd get along fairly well in JNRZ!

(Oh and as for ship name for Jaune/Gwen, the canon one is Seven Swords. I'm personally not a fan of the name, so I might end up calling it something else.)

#jnrz ask #jnrz au #team ndgo #gwen darcy #nebula violette #octavia ember #dew gayl

[nogoawaytism]

Their ship name is called DRAGONZ, and I think about them a lot.

#rwby #nebula violette #dew gayl #gwen darcy #octavia ember #arslan altan #reese chloris #may zedong #DRAGONZ #my post

[marcmarcmomarc]

RWBY Spanish dub

Supporting Characters: Team NDGO

Nebula Violette

EN: Grace Bono/Kate Warner (additional lines)

LA: Karla Falcón

Dew Gayl

EN: Paige Campbell/Kim Newman (additional lines)

LA: Jessica Ángeles

Gwen Darcy

EN: Mylissa Zelechowski

LA: TBA

Octavia Ember

EN: Claire Hogan

LA: TBA

#rwby #rwby spanish dub #team ndgo #nebula violette #grace bono #kate warner #karla falcón #dew gayl #paige campbell #kim newman #jessica ángeles #gwen darcy #mylissa zelechowski #octavia ember #claire hogan

[juanarc-thethird]

Are you winning, son? Cardin's dad. (A shitpost series also needs it's own shitpost)

Sees son busy getting wrecked by NDGO.

Winchester Sr: "Guess that's a no on winning."

Are you winning, Son? Vr3

Winchester Dad:*Opens the door* Are you winning, Son?

NDGO: *Kicking the shit out of him*

Cardin: *On the floor in a fetal position* Please stop!

Nebula: Shut the fuck and give us your lunch money!

Cardin: H-Here! *Gives his wallet to her*

Nebula: Finally! Let's go girls.

Dew: *spits on him* Fucking pussy.

Winchester Dad: *Ashamed* Guess that's a No on winning.

---------- Was this too mean?

#cardin winchester #rwby cardin #rwby cardin winchester #winchester dad #rwby winchester dad #rwby nebula violette #rwby nebula #rwby dew gayl #rwby dew #rwby gwen #rwby Gwen Darcy #rwby octavia ember #rwby octavia #rwby #rwby shitpost

[rwby-is-the-best]

wait how's she doin that. isn't that nature magic. hold up

can you imagine if the summer maiden was just casually fighting in the vital festival and no one ever noticed

#rwby dew gayl #rwby v3 #rwby v3 rewatch #rwby

[rocknroll7575]

Dew's Secret (Blondes AU!)

Jaune: *Dressed up as Vav* Man I love Vale-Con!

Sun: *Dressed up as Michelangelo* I know man! Look at all the cool stuff! Not to mention... the hot babes!

*Sees a bunch of girls in cosplay*

Jaune/Sun: HELL YEAH!

Yang: why did Dew have to leave me with these two...

*someone bumps into Yang from behind*

Yang: Oh sorry, I didn't see-

*Sees Dew dressed up as Aquaman*

Yang: -DEW!?

Dew: *blushing* You weren't supposed to find out this way!

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #sun wukong #dew gayl #rwby dew #rwby meme #rwby shitpost #rwby blondes au

[novankenn]

Winnin Hand Au: Is Ozpin not doing anything because he is amused or because he is terrified of the harem? Also Ilia can change her skin, eye , and hair color and Emerald can cast illusions so their are some more wild cards. Lastly will we get a check up on Blake and Yang?

NO Ozpin... Not Happening

/== Master Post List ==/

As soon as Ozpin was given the report of Pyrrha Nikos "abducting" Weiss Schnee and Ruby Rose, he was on the move. It was a rare sight to see the Headmaster of Beacon storming through the halls of his Academy... as he always seemed to have a cool untroubled aura surrounding him.

He reached the dorm to team JNPR's dorm room about fifteen minutes after he received the report. A report he was given about thirty minutes after the event. Using the top of his cane he knocked on the door, with three rapid knocks.

Ozpin: Um... Ms Rose? Ms Schnee?

Ruby / Weiss: Headmaster, what brings you to see us?

Ozpin was more than a little shocked at the appearance of two of his most promising first year students. They had calm looks, no peaceful looks upon their faces, and were both clothes in bright blue dresses, with golden thread trim. Ozpin instantly recognized the Arc Crest embroidered over the left breast of each dress.

Ozpin: I... um came to check upon your welfare. Considering...

Ruby : We are perfectly fine as you can see.

Weiss: Thank you for your concern, but we are very content.

Ozpin: Content? May I ask?

Ruby : Pyrrha has shown us a greater calling.

Weiss: One we have decided to accept.

Ozpin: Higher calling, than being a protector of Remnant? What could that be?

Ruby / Weiss: Babies.

Ozpin chocked on his spit and in fact the very air. NO this was a disaster.

Pyrrha: Headmaster, what brings you to our humble dwelling?

Ozpin turned his head and his eyes went wide in shock as saw Pyrrha Nikos, standing there with Penny Polendina under her arm.

Ozpin: (Thinking) This is bad.

Weiss: The Headmaster came to check up on our welfare. It was very kind of him.

Pyrrha: Is that true, Headmaster?

Ozpin: Yes. Yes it is.

Pyrrha: That is very kind of you. Now if you please, we have a PRIVATE conversation to have with Ms Polendina.

Ozpin: Of course. Pardon my interruption, and have a good day.

Ozpin stepped aside allowing Ms Nikos, and Ms Polendina to enter JNPR's dorm. The door closed softly shortly after. HE started his journey back towards his office, when his scroll began to ring. Pulling it out, he was confused at the unknown number. Figuring it was possibly scammers, he answered it, ready to instantly hand up.

????: Headmaster Ozpin?

Ozpin: Yes?

Jasmine: This is Jasmine Arc... I understand you paid my darling daughters... a visit.

Ozpin: (Thinking) It hadn't even been thirty seconds between the door closing and this scroll call!

Jasmine: I have a small request...

Ozpin: I'm listening.

Jasmine: DO. NOT. INTERFERE.

Ozpin swallowed, his eyes growing wide, in fear at the pure animosity radiating from his scroll.

Ozpin: Okay?

Jasmine: Thank you. Have a nice day.

The call ended on that note, and Ozpin just stood there, shock and fear running rampant through his mind.

/=====/

A/N - I'll look into working Illia in, and Yes there will be a "Check In" with Blake and Yang. Thank you for the ask.

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #weiss schnee #penny polendina #arslan altan #may zedong #glynda goodwitch #neopolitan #dew gayl #octavia ember #headmaster ozpin #jasmine arc (OC)

[howlingday]

Ruby: Oh man! There are Grimm everywhere! What should we do?!

Weiss: They're all over the place, and they're multiplying like rabbits! Er, no offense to Velvet.

Blake: You don't have to worry about that, partially because she's on vacation with her team.

Yang: That's it! I know just who to call!

---------------------------------------------------

Meanwhile, on a beach...

Coco: (Tickles Velvet's chin, Singing, Surrounded by NDGO)

Baby, you know you're bun for me~

And the only thing I want to be is~

You and me~

And her~

Simultaneous~

You and me~

And you and you~

Simultaneous lovin', baby~!

Two or three~?

Heh heh~!

Simultaneous~

Ooh, that's right~!

Coco: (Scroll buzzes, Answers) Yello? ...Well, if it isn't my favorite first years? What can I do for-

Coco: ...A what now? Grimm?! Everywhere?! No end to them?!

Coco: Look, RWBY, I don't normally tell first years this, but well... Fudge ya. (Hangs up)

Simultaneous~!

Ooh, that's right~!

---------------------------------------------------

Ruby: What did she say?

Yang: I think she told us to go fuck ourselves.

Blake: Wow...

Weiss: How is that going to help us?

Yang: Ah, forget her! We can solve this without her or her Bun-Bun!

Blake: Wait! That's it! I have an idea!

---------------------------------------------------

A week later...

Coco: Hey, RWBY! Everybody! We're back from- What the hell?!

Velvet: O-Oh... Oh my...

Ruby: (Wearing bunny ears) Hey, everyone! Coco's back!

Jaune: Hey, Coco! Velvet! How was your beach vacation?

Velvet: (Gulps)

Coco: (Takes off her glasses, Red in the face) ALL RIGHT! EVERYBODY GET IN LINE SO I CAN WHOOP ALL YOUR ASSES!

#rwby #south park #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #coco adel #velvet scarlatina #crosshares #jaune arc #nebula violette #octavia ember #gwen darcy #dew gayl

[weathermanpolls]

RWBY Jaune Cup: Round 1

Prize:  Jaune Arc

Note:  The Ghost of Pyrrha is excluded, as she would win.

#rwby #jaune arc #nebula violette #dew gayl #polls

[evenmorefatallyobsessed]

Models Goal for 2024

Huh 115 (70 Left), not small but not nearly as big as I figured... Neat. Also these models aren't in any particular order.

I think I should be able to clear them fairly fast actually, we'll guess we'll see.

1. Coco Adel (RWBY)

2. Lisa Lavender (RWBY)

3. Gwen Darcy (RWBY)

4. Nebula Violette (RWBY)

5. Dew Gayl (RWBY)

6. Octavia Ember (RWBY)

7. Ariel Vasilias/ Neptune's Lawyer Mom (RWBY)

8. Star Sanzang/ Sun's Cousin (RWBY)

9. Comet Sanzang/ Sun's Cousin (RWBY) (Scrapped Character)

10. Iris Marilla/ Beacon 2nd Year (RWBY)

11. Tortuga/ Ace-Ops Dead Member (RWBY)

12. Rowena Sunnybrook/ Shade's Weapon Teacher (RWBY)

13. Humanoid Crocea Mors (RWBY)

14. Bianca Prisma (RWBY)

15. Roane Ashwood/ Flynt's (RWBY)

16. Ivy Thickety/ Sun's (RWBY)

17. Ruda Tilleroot (RWBY)

18. Atlas Milfs/ Jaune's Fan Club (RWBY)

19. Arslan Atlan/ Sun's (RWBY)

20. Oliver Harper/ Flynt's (RWBY)

21. Trifa/ White Fang Girl/ Mercury's (RWBY)

22. Sun Wukong (RWBY)

23. Mercury Black (RWBY)

24. Flynt Coal (RWBY)

25. Iona Rockshow (RWBY)

26. Sunset Shimmer (My Little Pony)

27. Starlight Glimmer (My Little Pony)

28. Celestia (My Little Pony)

29. Luna (My Little Pony)

30. Maud Pie (My Little Pony)

31. Apple Bloom (My Little Pony)

32. Sweetie Belle (My Little Pony)

33. Scootaloo (My Little Pony)

34. Trixie (My Little Pony)

35. Ember (My Little Pony)

36. Gabby (My Little Pony)

37. Lancer Artoria (Fate Stay Series)

38. Assassin Artoria (Fate Stay Series)

39. Saber Lily (Fate Stay Series) (Commissioned)

40. Mordred (Fate Stay Series) (Commissioned)

41. Jeanne D'Arc (Fate Stay Series)

42. Jeanne D'Arc Alter (Fate Stay Series)

43. Barghest (Fate Stay Series)

44. Suzu Hagimura (Seitokai Yakuindomo) (Commissioned)

45. Mona Megistus (Genshin Impact)

46. Amber (Genshin Impact)

47. Fubuki (One Punch Man)

48. Tatsumaki (One Punch Man)

50. Leone (Akame Ga Kill)

51. Rangiku Matsumoto (Bleach)

52. Yoruichi Shihouin (Bleach)

53. Tier Harribel (Bleach)

54. Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck (Bleach)

55. Sio-Feng/ Soifon (Bleach)

56. Riruka Dokugamine (Bleach)

57. Haineko (Bleach)

58. Kirche von Zerbst (Familar of Zero)

59. Henrietta de Tristain (Familar of Zero)

60. Tabitha/ Charlotte de Gallia (Familar of Zero)

61. Tiffania Westwood (Familar of Zero)

62. Siesta (Familar of Zero)

63. Guiche de Gramont (Familar of Zero) (It's okay to cuck cheaters in my book)

64. Hideri Kanzaki (Blend S)

65. Tristana (League of Legends) (Blame @palaceofpassion for making me lowkey love this character I know nothing about)

66. Poppy (League of Legends) (Same as the one above)

67. Lulu (League of Legends)

68. Vex (League of Legends)

69. Aloe (Interspecies Reviewers)

70. Crimvael (Interspecies Reviewers)

71. Chika Fujiwara (Kaguya-Sama, Love is War)

72. Toyomi Fujiwara (Kaguya-Sama, Love is War)

73. Moeha Fujiwara (Kaguya-Sama, Love is War)

74. Maki Shijo (Kaguya-Sama, Love is War)

75. Ai Hayasaka (Kaguya-Sama, Love is War)

76. Kei Shirogane (Kaguya-Sama, Love is War)

77. Sakura (Don't Toy With Me Nagatoro)

78. Yoshi (Don't Toy With Me Nagatoro)

79. Maki Gamou (Don't Toy With Me Nagatoro)

80. Sana Sunomiya/ President (Don't Toy With Me Nagatoro)

81. Hana Sunomiya (Don't Toy With Me Nagatoro)

82. Misaki Nagatoro/ Nagatoro's Older Sister (Don't Toy With Me Nagatoro)

83. Samus Aran (Metroid)

84. Princess Peach (Mario)

85. Princess Daisy (Mario)

86. Princess Rosalina (Mario)

87. Koopa Queen Bowsette (Mario)

88. Morrigan Aensland (Dark Stalker)

89. Lilith Aensland (Dark Stalker)

90. Felicia (Dark Stalker)

91. Amy Rose (Sonic)

92. Rouge the Bat (Sonic)

93. Blaze the Cat (Sonic)

94. Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

95. Holli Would (Cool World)

96. Ty Lee (Avatar)

97. Toph Beifong (Avatar)

98. Hestia (Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?)

99. Rumi Usagiyama/ Mirko (My Hero Academia)

100. Kaina Tsutsumi / Lady Nagant (My Hero Academia)

101. Melissa Shield (My Hero Academia)

102. Mei Hatsume (My Hero Academia)

103. Shino Sosaki/ Mandalay (My Hero Academia)

104. Ryuko Tsuchikawa/ Pixie-Bob (My Hero Academia)

105. Tomoko Shiretoko/ Ragdoll (My Hero Academia)

106. Lucoa (Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon)

107. Diana Prince/ Wonder Woman (DC Comics)

108. Raven (DC Comics)

109. Starfire (DC Comics)

110. Blackfire (DC Comics)

111. Jinx (DC Comics)

112. Argent (DC Comics)

113. Dee Dee Sisters (DC Comics)

114. Harley Quinn (DC Comics)

115. Izumo Kamiki (Blue Exorcist)