I Fought The Law And The Law Won
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sexy lawyers
artist is @friedpotat on twitter!
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I love Trucy so much and so does her dad. Mans at an all time low but he does his damnedest for her
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Beanix starting an OnlyFans (do I have to… censor that?) but you get into it and it’s just. “Best Bluffing Techniques.” “Cool Tricks to Shuffle Cards.” “Single Dad Cooking Hour.” Things like that
Trucy films for him and sometimes you see her glove just sticking in from the upper right corner of the screen. Sometimes the recording starts or stops halfway through her counting down
Eventually Phoenix learns about editing and puts a star wipe everywhere he possibly can
Kay does not tell him what people use the website for
Edgeworth also does not tell them and just stands there red as a tomato while Phoenix tells him how well he’s doing
(Phoenix absolutely knows what people use the website for and he’s honestly kind of just waiting for Miles to stop him and explain it one day)
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DILF Phoenix is HAUNTING me
it was very quickly done please excuse the sloppiness 👉👈
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listen as much as I love phoenix's waistcoat, that turtleneck sweater is peak soft dad and i thirst for dilfs
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GUYS MY FANFIC HAS BEEN RECOMMENDED I AM ESTATIC.
Also, Ace Attorney character tier list.
Please tell me your opinion on this list. I feel like there's no objections here. I wanna see what everyone else thinks. I'm probably gonna do ships next.
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Round 1; Group 5A
About Phoenix
he embodies “my poor little meow meow” but in the most unlikeable way possible
About Bruce
I argue that he is more cringefail that Tim Drake. He is the og loser
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he is literally so fucking gender i hate that im looking at a cringefail fictional lawyer and I'm like 👀 i wanna be him. this is peak physical performance. this is transition goals. he's the world's most pathetic scrumbly cat. i need him carnally. i need to become him. he sold me speed behind a dumpster. he lives in a trashcan. he's the world's most fuckable trainwreck
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If i had a nickle for evey time this happened... I'd still be dirt poor but pleasantly surprised
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Here we go again
Cringetober here we go (The prompt list under the cut )
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Best Fictional DILF Tournament Winners!
Here are your winners for the Best Fictional DILF!
In First Place we have...
PHOENIX WRIGHT!
In Second Place we have...
MAES HUGHES!
and In Third Place we have...
DR. ATOMIC ROBO TESLA!
I want to thank all who participated in this tournament. Whether it was sending in submissions, adding propaganda, reblogging, commenting, or just voting. I'm very happy to see the DILF tournament had such a great response.
Keep an eye out for further NS/FW polls in the future and if anyone has any poll ideas for this blog feel free to use that ask button or message me directly!
Thank you Everybody!
MASTERPOST [HERE]
ORIGINAL MATCH-UP'S [HERE]
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oh you eat Phoenix you EAT
hobo left no mo crumbs
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This looks like something from an incorrect quote blog but no. He said this.
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Phoenix Wright (ace at tour) vs Dadvos Seaworth
FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -
"This man canonically plays piano poorly as a front for quasi-legal poker games in the basement of a bar, while he drinks NON ALCOHOLIC grape juice (genuinely, it's not even a translation thing). When not doing that he's supporting his daughter's magic shows!"
"Fixing up his boat, learning to read"
mod note: one of the submissions for phoenix was very specific about it being this version of him. for your consideration:
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