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oh my god as in i'm invoking whichever deity is most suited for this particular situation
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US Presidents as Dril Tweets
George Washington: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
John Adams: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.
Thomas Jefferson: Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts
James Madison: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby
James Monroe: for decades i have traversed the unforgiving mountains and rivers of south america, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled "ass downloader"
John Quincy Adams: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Andrew Jackson: handing Faves over to my enemies is FRAUD !! base, contemptible FRAUD!
Martin Van Buren: Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
William Henry Harrison: (spends all of 7 seconds skimming some blog posts) yep. just as i knew all along. having pnuamonia is good
John Tyler: fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this
James K. Polk: thhere is no such thing as charisma, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Strength and Wisdom
Zachary Taylor: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying
Millard Fillmore: trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...
Franklin Pierce: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
James Buchanan: #NationalGirlfriendDay please cherish your gal's.. in honor of us, the single Boys who must sacrifice all companionship to #CarryTheBrand...
Abraham Lincoln: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"
Andrew Johnson: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
Ulysses S. Grant: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Rutherford B. Hayes: using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,
James A. Garfield: too much truth in such little time. feeling the heat cominh down to silence me... signing off........ for now
Chester A. Arthur: i WILL wise the fuck up. i WILL super charge my content for 2017. i WILL get blue check mark
Grover Cleveland: the way i see it, people who come on here and submit content that is not up to par, could possibly be considered the "Villains" of this site
Benjamin Harrison: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc
William McKinley: boy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!
Theodore Roosevelt: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
William H. Taft: ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*
Woodrow Wilson: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer
Warren G. Harding: somebody please Bribe me
Calvin Coolidge: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals
Herbert Hoover: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud
Franklin D. Roosevelt: ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me
Harry Truman: everybody wants to be the guy to write the tweet that solves racism once and for all because it would look good as hell on a resume
Dwight D. Eisenhower: my "F*&k It!! Let's Go Golfin" t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed
John F. Kennedy: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self
Lyndon B. Johnson: incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"
Richard Nixon: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups
Gerald Ford: shutting computer down until the shitty moods & attitudes can fuck off., if you need me ill be on my other computer, sititng 60° to my right
Jimmy Carter: i warnned you all that bad things would happen if you kept letting your wives wear jeans. AND NOW LOOK! the damn gas prices are up again
Ronald Reagan: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn
George H.W. Bush: just thought off an idea i believe to be bad ass. lets find the address of the leader of isis, and mail him/ her pieces of our SHIT
Bill Clinton: were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,
George W. Bush: friday night gathering up together a big pile of things i like to respect (flags, crucifixes ,etc) and just roll around in it ,give kisses,
Barack Obama: my IQ has increased 10 points ever since i stopped tollerating people mucking about, on the time line
Donald Trump: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree
Joe Biden: I will shut the fuck up , IF , it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm
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I´m procrastinating, so here´s too many notes about yesterday´s fantastic Scar stream, ft. Tango, Etho, Joel, Cleo, Ren, Bdubs, Wels, and Grian.
Scar claiming the giant roast in his carnivore car is clown meat
Scar defending himself against chat that he knows things in Minecraft and suggests asking Etho to confirm
Scar “imitating” the neighborhood nerds coming over ^^ they want to learn some scarstone
Tango and Etho complimenting the new cars with the fish tank, and then Tango asking why there are no clownfish ^^
Scar talking about differently scary clowns, and Etho says Baby Yoda scares him more than regular Yoda
Scar offering Tango and Etho a diamond block if they can find his permits in his chest monster, they take them instead and make him worry, Scar finds out and immediately afterwards jumps down the mail chute and his permits actually go missing.
Etho is the only one who knows how to properly operate the post office door���
Scar and Etho both want to collect glass permits. Etho says if Scar doesn´t give him his they´ll have to open a shop together and that´ll be torture for Scar. “I love you Scar but you´re gonna hate me I think…”
Aww, Etho talking about how Bdubs “invented” the piston step-stool one of the first times they met
Literal pillow talk
Scar loses his headphones again, Etho teases him, Gem in chat: “I know etho isn’t talking about replacing tech” xD
Etho: “The tissue box is in good shape, I take good care of it.”
Etho making a block representation of how he sits at his desk, Scar and Tango and Mrs. T flabbergasted
Etho adding lips to Scar´s fish
Who on the server is left-handed? Keralis is, and now they have to go ask the new guy.
Touring Joel´s base with Joel! Looks very nice. There´s no magic mountain chat yet, but there is a mail system chat. Joel: we get it you do mail, shut up Etho. Etho, high-pitched: you´re very impressed though, right Joel? ^^
Etho thanks Joel for the banners, he´s using them. Joel: “I saw, I saw, you´re such a big fan of me.” Etho: “Well someone´s gotta put up with you.” Scar saying they need to get a room xD
They go find the other leftie in Ren, Bdubs joins, then Skizz…
Tango to Skizz: “So how does your wife feel that you´re attracted to her brother? Is that weird?”
Talking about spoiling things on the server, Grian logs in just to say that they spoiled his chicken farm
Bdubs: “ZombieCleo. Former mother of mine and greatest friend.” Buttering her up ^^ Cleo tells them to use the villagers until she´s set up her shop. Bdubs jokes about getting books and then selling them, Cleo says she´ll kill him and all his horses. Good at making threats! Nobody doubted her.
Etho saying Cleo should play favorites between Bdubs and Scar xD Cleo protesting she doesn´t have any.
Cleo gives Bdubs, Scar, and Etho a Mending book each. Etho asks what he could send Cleo to help them, Cleo says emeralds or gunpowder. And she´ll take heads as well. Cleo sent redstone to Etho as thanks for the mailbox and Etho sent gunpowder and heads back and she thought that was a valid deal. Tango asks who does that, Etho: “I know my Cleo! I figured she would like a couple heads and things…” Cleo: “You know what I like, explosives and dead bodies.” THEM.
Until Scar gets around to building his actual portal he plans to continue using the mail tracks; might lead to problems with more mail being sent…
Scar: “Now that we know there´s left-handed people out there…” Cleo: “We can avoid them.” ^^
Scar, Cleo, Etho, and Tango come as Bdubs´ posse to Wels
Tango calls him B-Double-Doinkers; unsurprisingly Cleo likes it
Wels shows off his walls and tent. Cleo: You´re doing medieval, something new and different for you!
Wels calls Bdubs the master of castles. Etho, crouching: “I built a sandcastle once.” xD
Bdubs and Wels go to one side to escape all the short jokes. Wels: “Let me get down to your level…”
Etho, Tango, and Scar admire Cleo´s vtuber model that includes hands. Etho: “Can you go like you´re disciplining me?” Cleo, finger pointing: “Don´t you dare, bad Etho, no cookie.” Etho, a bit later: “I might have phrased that poorly. I was going more for a teacher thing…”
The band broke up, how sad. Cleo and Scar: let´s go steal Bdubs´ horse!
Scar jumpscared by Bdubs while talking about Star Wars
Scar and Bdubs talk about thinks that can´t be changed and Bdubs brings up when they became the Clockers! “something else was written in sharpie and you couldn´t say anything other than that thing…”
Scar doesn´t want to give Etho too much credit because, little does anybody know, that man has an ego. Bdubs, astonished: Really? Scar: no, just joking. Bdubs: oh, whew. That almost destroyed… you know they say never learn about your heroes.
Grian shows up, Bdubs asks him if he got Mending. Grian, slightly baffled: Only a week ago. Bdubs, enthusiastic: Great job!
Grian wants to experiment, gets Scar to die twice, second time to a creeper that Grian doesn´t stop from approaching Scar in time. Cleo in chat asks if Scar is okay, Scar: “No can you kill G?” “Thank you mom” Cleo: “never been able to before” ^^ (not true Cleo did actually kill Grian once in Secret Life.)
Grian, out of nowhere: “You ever wonder what life would be like if we were all lip skin?” A James Acaster joke apparently.
Scar and Grian switching to a left-handed skin for funsies and it looks veery strange.
Scar mentions his older brother is ambidextrous. Grian: “You know I don´t like it when you talk about your older brother.” Apparently Scar sometimes sends him pictures of his brother posing in the gym??
Some talk about build planning. Scar watches a creeper walk up to Grian and doesn´t say anything, Grian sees it in time and kills it. Scar says he had such Third Life flashbacks but he was on the other side of it.
Scar offering Grian they go 50-50 on the sand permit! Grian says there´ll be a joint ownership form.
Grian is not looking forward to permit office work. He´ll get the two most competent men he knows as enforcers, Scar and Skizz, and he´s pretty sure with them as enforcers he won´t have to do anything.
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Hiii❤️ Omg I just wanted to say I loved your self aware au for enstars! But as serious it can be because of the yandere theme I cant help but laugh bc I share my phone (and my account in the game) with my sister. So imagine the confusion it would cause to the characters when one second it looks like the player likes A but then they change everything to B (we have very different tastes, shes a FineP and I a ValkyrieP). Mostt of the time our office looks like a clash of our likes, a complete mess kfkskfkkf
Awww, thank you so much!!🥺💕 And honestly, as scary as this entire AU would be if it were to actually happen to someone, I think it´s fine and even important to think of these silly scenarios too ^^
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tw yandere, implied stalking?
How the self-aware characters react to you sharing your enstars account with someone else
Please, they would be so confused about this for the longest time! When you first log into the game, they pay close attention to who you pick as your first card, who you put on your home screen, and how you start to decorate your office. All of these things are very important to remember because it lets them know which of them you prefer at the moment and what aesthetics they should try to match to appeal to you and make you like them more.
A lot of them make these entire elaborate plans and start working on new clothes and new songs when suddenly the next day, everything seems to be flipped on its head. Without any notice, you suddenly switch out the idols on your home screen and you start using completely different characters in the gameplay. Now one half of the office looks completely different from the other and the styles almost clash with each other to the point that everyone is just confused.
Did your tastes really change that fast? Are they not your favorite anymore? They don´t remember doing anything wrong and it´s barely been a day since the last time you went into the app, how could this be? Did they get the wrong idea somehow?
I think your sister being a fineP and you a ValkyrieP, in particular, is going to be very chaotic. Imagine this: You went into the game first and chose either Shu or Mika as your starter card. You have them on your home screen, you level their cards and you use them both in lives and in the office. They´re super happy and very content about this. You love their art almost as much as they love you! They couldn´t be happier!
But then, the unthinkable happens. You switch one of them for Eichi. EICHI of all people!!! How could this be??! What happened?? What kind of trick did he pull on you? Did he mess with the game somehow? How dare he try to take you away from them with his manipulative schemes? This is preposterous! Their worst nightmare is coming true right before their eyes and they can´t do anything about this. How could their beloved player fall into the hands of this wretched demon? What are they supposed to do? What can they do but curse out Eichi in their minds? How can they make you come back to your senses??
How- oh, you put them back on your home screen. Eichi is gone again. Huh. Well, Valkyrie is certainly really relieved about this, glad to have you back with them again. Until it happens again. And again. And you just keep changing things around to the point that everyone is so confused. It feels like your tastes dramatically change every time you log into the game. How could this be?
I honestly don´t think this would be easy for them to figure out. I think the only way for them to realize this is for them to listen to you through your microphone or watch you through your smartphone camera and hear the difference between your voices or see two completely different people. Only then would everything become clear
So two separate people are playing this game, huh? Well, that certainly explains a lot...
#yandere ensemble stars x reader#yandere enstars x reader#yandere ensemble stars#yandere enstars#ensemble stars#enstars#ensemble stars x reader#enstars x reader#yandere shu itsuki#yandere mika kagehira#yandere eichi tenshouin x reader#valkyrie#fine#ensemble stars self aware au#yandere self aware au#yandere self aware ensemble stars au#gn reader#yandere#cw yandere#cw stalking#yandere x reader
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Take the moment and taste it ~ jj maybank x oc
Summary: Robin is NOT sober and jj is a hopeless romantic
Warnings: angst (at least I tried)
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a/n: please leave notes if you think I could’ve done it differently
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We´re at another kegger. Me, John B, Pope, Kie and Robin. It was so boring today and to entertain ourselves, we organised a kegger. It's the third party this week. I mean I don´t mind, but everytime someone throws a party, Robin is smoking something. I know she can do what she wants but i´m concerned. I´ve been friends with her for a long time but it's only recently that I realised I like her more than just friends.
“Hi” I say, walking up to her. She’s sitting on a log so I sit next to her. “Hello, there handsome.” She says in a flirty tone. She always does this. Normally I would like the way she flirts with me but I can tell by the way she just sits there, that somethings wrong. “How much did you smoke?” She is so high that I think something might happen soon. “Why do you want to know? Are you secretly my mother?” She whispers the last part. Now I know something’s really wrong. Her mother has been dead for years now and she never brings her up.
I get a text on my phone:
dude
I see you sitting there with Robin and i just wanted to tell you
She has been drinking and smoking the entire time
Also she is on meds remember
That is the moment I snap. “Robin, we need you to get home safe. Let's get you to bed.” “Noo, I want to party!” She protests but walks with me anyways. We got to her house safely and she looked tired. While I get her out of her clothes to put her in her pj’s she gives me a smug look. “Did you look at me without my clothes on? Because you can look, handsome.” I don’t know what to say to her. I am not going to take advantage of the state she’s in right now. “I didn’t look, princess. Don’t worry.”
I have so much to say to her right now. She won’t remember anything though. “You’re my favourite person in the whole world, Robin. Do you know that?” “I love you j.” I wish she was sober. “I love you too. I have loved you for so long. My heart breaks everytime you talk about some guy you want to hook up with.” When she slowly falls asleep I decide to stay with her because I don’t want her to wake up alone.
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It is almost noon now but I’ve been awake for way too long. Just staring at her beautiful face. She finally wakes up and looks surprised that I’m in her room. “JJ, what are you doing in my room?” She even looks disappointed that I'm here. I bet she heard what I confessed last night. I feel so stupid for telling her. I bet she’s going to tell me we can’t even be friends anymore. I might as well give up any hope now.
JJ…” She looks sad now.
“Are you okay?” “Yeah I just have a headache. Are you okay?” I don’t dare look at her. My face probably will reveal it all. When I do look at her, she gives me a knowing look. She knows. She knows I love her more than just best friends.
“Robin… do y- do you remember much from last night?” She looks away. “Yeah, I remember sitting on the log for a period of time and then you sat with me. You brought me to my house and…” Her cheeks get red. “... I fell asleep, I think.”
I don’t want to wait anymore. I’ll just tell her. “Do you remember what I said to you? If you don’t it’s also fine. I just want to know if-” She cuts me off as I'm rambling. “I heard everything you said to me last night.” Her face gets white like she’s seen a ghost and she looks away.
“I have loved you since we were little. I was just under the impression that you never liked me like that. You were always my number one person. The person I can call when I’m in need.” She looks at my lips and that is when I kiss her passionately. When we’re both out of breath she looks at me and I’m almost certain there are hearts in my eyes.
“I’ve wanted to do that for years.”
“I’ve wanted to do that for years.”
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Washington DC
On Saturday, July 15, 2023, I will FINALLY take my 13-year-old grandson, Sagan and my almost 12-year-old granddaughter, Katelyn for their "Damma teaches Washington DC" trip that they were supposed to do respectively in 2020 and 2021. Thanks for screwing up EVERYTHING Covid!! 🙄
The trip was a big deal in this family - a rite of passage - and it happened the year you were 10 - until Covid. We left early on Friday after Thanksgiving and came home the following Wednesday. My first trip was with my sister-in-law, Michelle, nephew Bowen and Kepler in 2011; next trip was with Mark's cousin, LaVerne, her granddaughter Rachel and Anson in 2014; then LaVerne, her grandson Will and Colin in 2015; then my BFF, Gwynn, her granddaughter Charlotte, my former colleague, Amanda, her son, Dylan and Kylie in 2018. I started putting together Sagan's trip in 2019 for November of 2020 - when... well, you know. So, I moved everything one year ahead and included Katelyn since her trip was supposed to be in 2021, but that got changed too. November of 2022 would have worked with Covid, but now Sagan was in middle school and pulling him out of school seemed just plain wrong - so I said "nope." And that takes us to now.
I found my adult traveling companion - my friend Daphne - secured the date with the kid's families, bought the plane tickets and booked the hotel last summer. Before we left for South Korea and Japan I spent a crazy amount of time, re-doing my workbook and organizing our schedule - just ask Mark. I made it a flipping full time job! Since Covid, most everyplace requires time-tickets for entry. The tickets are free - but you have to know when the tickets are being released to get them. Every place has their own rules. Some places release the tickets at 8:00 AM one month to the day before you go. Some places release the tickets in blocks of 3 months at 10:00 AM; some in 6 weeks blocks at 12:01 AM. It is complicated - and I really wish they would talk to each other. The point is that I worked that out and got on line exactly a few minutes before release and refreshed until the place opened. The ONLY place I was unsuccessful was the Washington Monument. They release at 10:00 AM one month out. At 10:00 AM one month out I was going through security at the airport heading to South Korea. But no worries - I logged on at 10:12 AM. To my shock I discovered ALL the tickets for the entire day were gone. 12 minutes late!!!! They will release a few ticket at 10:00 AM the day before we wanted to go - but we will be taking a tour of the National Cathedral then - so we may or may not be going up to the top of the Washington Monument. (I'm putting my money on NOT.)
I gave the kids their required reading list and their assignment for their 5 minute oral reports the week after school ended.
I gave Sagan:
This is the Day: The March of Washington. - Leonard Freed.
This collection of mini-books (easy-peasy)
What is the Declaration of Independence?
What was D-day?
Who was Neil Armstrong?
I gave Katelyn:
The Voice that Challenged a Nation: Marian Anderson and the Struggle for Equal Rights - Russel Freedman.
This collection of mini-books (easy-peasy)
Who Were the Tuskegee Airmen?
Who was Amelia Earhart?
Who was Ida B. Wells?
These books had be traded after they finish them. The toughest book on this list is “The Voice…”. But I wanted them to read it and I knew they could.
I also gave Katelyn: Red Tail Captured, Red Tail Free, - Alexander Jefferson (one of the Tuskegee Airmen). Mark and I met him at an event at the African American Museum in Detroit. I want Katelyn to be my Tuskegee Airmen expert at the Air and Space Museum.
I am also giving Sagan: Lincoln: A Photobiography - Russel Freedman. I want Sagan to be my Lincoln expert as we go through the Lincoln Museum in the lower level of Fords Theater.
The last 2 books did not need to be traded.
I also sent a Washington DC postcard to Sagan and Katelyn about their “teaching assignment.” I wanted them to research and teach us about two men that gave their fortune to the US to enable so many to learn so much at no cost. Sagan has James Smithson and Katelyn has Andrew W. Mellon. I asked them to prepare a 5 minute oral presentation on their guy. They have worked hard and both have powerpoint presentations. I am taking my computer so we will be ready.
Notebooks are ready, timed entry passes are organized, Metro Cards have been refilled with $$$s, packing lists are sent, the kids have notified me that they completed all their reading and reports are ready.
We are ready to GO!!!
Here is what we have planned:
We are going to have a blast!!
Stay tuned!
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Robo 3t connect to mongodb
ROBO 3T CONNECT TO MONGODB HOW TO
ROBO 3T CONNECT TO MONGODB PASSWORD
Today, we saw the different suggestions our Support Engineers provide to resolve this MongoDB error. In short, this error ‘MongoDB failed to load the list of databases’ can occur due to various reasons that include failed database user/password authentication, outdated Robo 3T version, and so on. So we need to set these privileges for the users. If the user that we are trying to connect doesn’t have proper privileges to list the databases.įor Robomongo to list out the databases/collections, we must connect to our database using a user that has ‘listDatabases’ privileges. So we need to re-check the database user/password.įor that, access Connection Settings > Authentication – Provide Database name, username, password.Īfter that, we re-test the connection. It means that the server IP connection might be successful but the database might have not connected. If there is any failure in the database user/password authentication then this error can occur. In some of the cases that we saw, this error was fixed by just upgrading the Robo 3T version.Ģ. We suggest upgrading the Robo 3T version.
ROBO 3T CONNECT TO MONGODB HOW TO
Here are the different ways to resolve the error.ġ. Will go over how to install and set up MongoDB on windows and then connect it to Robot3T, since I havent found any really great content about how to do it. Now let’s see the different suggestions our Support Engineers provide to resolve this error message. How we resolve ‘MongoDB failed to load the list of databases’ Today, let us see how our Support Engineers resolve this MongoDB error message. Here at Bobcares, we have seen several such MongoDB errors as part of our Server Management Services for web hosts and online service providers. This error can occur due to various reasons that include failed database user/password authentication, outdated Robo 3T version, and so on. ns file size for new databases.Few of our customers received an error ‘MongoDB failed to load the list of databases’ while trying to connect to a remote database using Robomongo. Any query that would do a table scan fails. Save the changes and press connect icon to see if the connection is working fine. The timer will be disabled when ETL is going. I have a timer that triggers every 5 seconds and does the migration for a particular date range. The source and target table can be the same in the same database. The database can be in a different MongoDB server. Here, I have entered my Ubuntu 18 Vagrant box ssh credentials. I have a Mongo DB ETL application that will transfer data from one database to another database.
ROBO 3T CONNECT TO MONGODB PASSWORD
Enter mongodb admin database username and password which you have created earlier. Launch Robo 3T and open the ‘Manage Connections’ window: Click on ‘Create’ to setup a new connection.
# Enable the HTTP interface (Defaults to port 28017). On Robo 3T GUI, in the connection settings, you need to do few changes as shown on below screen shots. Connection String: mongodb://admin::27017/adminssltrue Server Name: Port: 27017 Setting Up a New Connection on Robo 3T.
# Inspect all client data for validity on receipt (useful for # Enables periodic logging of CPU utilization and I/O wait # E.g., if the parent directory isn't mutable by the MongoDB user. If you want to secure the traffic to database, you can configure the SSL settings as the below. b) Input User and Password information in Authentication tab. # need to create and set permissions for this directory manually. a) Input connection information in Connection tab. # Note: if you run MongoDB as a non-root user (recommended) you may I commented out bind_ip and uncommented port. I was able to connect using the following nf file. You need to edit your /etc/nf file's bind_ip variable to include the IP of the computer you're using, or eliminate it altogether. It is a better idea to add more IP addresses than to open up your system to everything. For Standard plans, the connection information is quite straightforward. Note: Commenting out bind_ip can make your system vulnerable to security flaws. 1) Find out connection information of your database in control panel.
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-mmmmm crappy thoughts on this day-
today it hit me that for the last five years or so i’ve felt the overwhelming feeling of i’d rather be dead by twenty-two than alive right now and well. I’m 22. I’m a month past being 22. I am here, right now, alive. Not doing anything much at the moment. Planning which classes to take next semester. Listening to a rock and roll cover of Counting Stars by OneRepublic by Cole Rolland.
And now tearing up because I kind of got hit in the side by this wave of emotions. Confusion and settling and weird feelings. Earlier today I had a nap and I dreamed about killing myself. It was overall a good dream. I didn’t wake up when I died in-dream. i just kept watching what other people were doing, how they fared, in dream.
I still think “kill me” in response to things that happen. I still think about how much better I’d be if I wasn’t here. I just. Also know that it’s a lie? like I know it’s wrong and the thoughts are wrong and they’re all lies but I still think about it a lot and it’s still something I’d rather be (dead) than here.
And it’s confusing to me. Like . I’ve been thinking about suicide since I was fourteen. It was really bad when I was 14-17, when I harmed most often and most intensely. When it didn’t stop until I was 20. When I cried all the time and failed classes and got yelled at and felt worse and didn’t know if I had any real friends and didn’t want to risk telling someone how I felt in case they wouldn’t want to know me anymore.
anyway that was a couple years ago but also not? because college is coming somewhere new and starting over and from the ground up and burning yourself out because you think it’s just like high school with farther walks but it’s NOT and learning to have some self mcfreaking control and learning that Hey. Yes. I actually do have an issue with anxiety and depressive tendencies happen and that’s something to address instead of just being an idiot and lazy and also Hey you’re sick all the time, you have intense stomach pain nearly every morning but you can’t figure it out why
so that’s another couple of years and all throughout i’ve told maybe 3 people across all that time and one was that girl in high school you never saw after junior year because she got transferred to horizons for (wow, looky there, it was actually an attempt on her life but later because she got pregnant and needed daycare, I wonder how she’s doing?) and then like uhhh my youth pastor that left the church a year later for a new job and one (1) friend and I don’t even remember who that was
and then it kind of crashed on me all at once and i started seeing that counselor and I felt on the up and up for a while sophomore year (college) but sometime later I started swinging way back down, hard, and led to “screaming in a field” a shit ton because i didn’t have a space to yell and cry and be up fuckin set without roommates or randos around and hey, the practice fields are cold and empty, just like how i feel, and looking at the stars made me feel better even if i could only see 3 bc of pollution
anyway all through all of all i just. ever since high school it’s been on my mind. and there’s a lot of bullshit wrapped around even that that i don’t even know how to get into
(actually, I think it was alice? an older student? who graduated? I have no idea, haven’t seen her in like two years)
and i just. i’m tired of feeling so messed up over this crap. but i still want to end it. and i still want to tell myself to grow up and stop whining and you’re doing alright and you’re an idiot and you’re so stupid and you’re never going to make it through school anyway and you’re the disappointing sister/daughter and no one would miss you (everyone would miss you for at least a month but later they’d forget as is best) and anyway what could you possibly give the world anyway?
and people keep asking me what my plan for after graduation is or what i want to use my degree for and in the back of my mind as i answer “I’m still considering” is “Lady I thought I’d be fucking dead by now, and honestly I’m still waiting to swerve into oncoming traffic or jump off the eighth floor of the dorms or find one of my brother in law’s guns in this fucking house or god, please, struck by lightning for being a dumbass and going out while it’s raining or uhh i don’t know jumping from the balcony with something tied around my fucking neck” and if that shit ain’t depressing to have playing in the back of my mind every fucking time i try to think about the future but all i see is a blank,d ark space where maybe some hope should be, then i don’t know what is
anyway i. I had that htought today of remembering how off-handedly i’ve mentioned shit like this and let my friends laugh it off with me and it’s. it’s fucking sad. I almost told my friend i was close with in high school i was harming when i was a senior or freshman, some year, but it turns out he didn’t actually care for me as a human, just as a convenient excuse for [i don’t wanna talk about this one] and well. that hurt a lot and made it clear [that was a lie too i just didn’t know it] that nobody wanted to have something to do with me
and i was too afraid to approach someone else to be close to in the terms of deep friendship. I can talk your ear off and listen all day to a new acquaintance, but lasting friendship? i don’t know her (but i wish i did..i’m learning, and that’s honestly the bright spot in all this bs)
and just. it’s still there. as positive and forward-thinking and moving on as i’ve been trying to be in my life, it’s still there. and just this morning on the highway we were driving and i fantasized about unlocking the door and jumping out and I had to physically turn away from the door to halt that line of thinking in me (it didn’t really go away, by the by)
and i’m sick of it, but in the way i’d rather give in than keep going when i have no clue what the fuck i’m doing.
but i’m a coward at heart and i’d rather go in a flash of reckless living, not buckling up or hit crossing the street or some bullshit like that than any choice on my part. it’d be easier on my family, for one.
fuck. this was more of a rant than i meant but. i was just thinking this morning and I made it. I’m here. I’m twenty-two and I don’t know what the fuck to do. But i’m here.
despite my brain yelling ‘this is wrong’ i’m here. i’m living. i’m breathing. i’m trying.
i just wish the last eight years weren’t telling me i shouldn’t be.
#suicidal thoughts#suicide#suicidal ideation#anxiety and depressive tendencies#are strong on this day#i just want to fuck right off but here we are#do///////no/t re////////b..log#happy birthday#i made it but i wish#i don't know what for#if i'd rather be here or if the thoughts to leave#left my ranting for the post this time#my life#just ignore me if ya want i just needed to get this out ha#i made almost a relient k reference in this and i started laughing but like#i also cried so it's not a great afternoon so far#almost said 'thus. before this tag oh heck#who am i
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don’t get me wrong i’m glad we’re all kind of just pointing and laughing at it but am i the only one kind of Bothered by the ‘this is your sign to become christian’ sponsored post
#i'm not religious i'll be upfront w that#i believe people should make their choice re: their religion on their own and not blindly follow posts telling them too#but just the whole Deal with that post and it being Sponsored and all that shit does NOT sit right with me and i feel it should have maybe#not gotten past the filter#cause apparently there IS but i wouldnt be surprised if it's just automated and only catching certain words#but like. even ignoring the implications it could have on people's delusions too#Don't Like It#do-n-t-re-e-b-log#and like! knowing tumblr it's Completely Possible that blog is a whole big joke but like!!! just looking at the post on its own#How Can People Know That?
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honestly mostly just bc i hate public conflict id never call any of the ppl of my past out unless they had done something Else that was 100x worse and were already getting big fire or some shit but it is just. personally very harrowing to have spent so many years in total denial of mistreatment, then all these years trying to rationalize how bad shit rly was, and then to constantly see the same behaviors and treatments i experienced in various types of relationships pop up in other user callouts with 10k notes or one of those ‘how to know you’re being abused’ posts. like. oh yeah okay. everyone i cared about really WASNT as perfect as they tried to make me think and i WASNT just somehow always doing smth wrong to them. i was miserable bc they were just actually . idk Bad or w/e,
#neg/ // // /#d//on/t//re b//log#might delete// / // /#like im the kinda bitch#that just sits and hopes ppl change. and i try to talk to them and tell them how they hurt me but thats all i can do and ik that#they have to take the steps but like. ik to most ppl even That is just too passive#but i cant like i just dont do conflict or drama even when i should. and thats WHY i end up with ppl like that#is it a poetry post or a movie quote or smth thats like#'my problem is i try to see the good in every fuckin thing'#cuz thats my issue i got the rose colored glasses#and this one IS A quote its from bojack horseman but when u have rose colored glasses all the red flags just look like flags#i rly just try to let ppl be good and give them the chances and then i give too many chances until im suffering but still attached#and STILL FEEL BAD for detaching#im slowly getting Better at Recognizing it before it starts or knowing when to nip it in the bud but god like#im glad Other Ppl are talking abt these behaviors at least bc even tho it feels like a brick hitting me in the chest like#id rather Someone be talking abt that even if i dont feel comfortable doing that yknow like.#so ppl dont have to do that shit like i did. i wish i could advocate for this stuff but some dirty laundry gotta stay in the hamper#is some of my hesitance just lingering sympathies? the instilled fear of retaliation? perhaps. should i force myself? nah i dont see why#alls i rly have to say is if ur unhappy w/ ur treatment say so and if you're punished for that shit just leave b4 ur trapped#people who show they dont want to do better for you arent gonna start one day if you just keep voicing it.#theyre just gonna keep turning it around and trying to make everything your problem and your responsibility. make it their problem and dip#also lbr for the love of god everybody just stop letting urself become platonically obsessed with teenagers if ur 18+#way WAY too many stories of these relationships gone sour ok they are not ur fucking equal you have power over them#if you dont recognize that and be responsible and have boundaries with how deep your friendship goes you will fuck them up end of story
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Honestly if you didn’t finish the epilogues you probably don’t want to read this and actually I literally refuse to be the source of imparting this knowledge on other people in the world don’t do it
Andrew Hussie canonized bisexual Rose (you may headcanon her as lesbian) and then he ended her story and began Homestuck 2 with Kanaya believing that Rose is running off with Dirk because “he’s the one for her” and if that isn’t a bisexual character being expected to break up a fucking happy sapphic marriage then I don’t
Like fuck you. Fuck you actually. Fuck you. “Davekat is canon” “Rosemary have an onscreen wedding” cool jackass your one canonically gay character is a big douchey evil manipulator man and you tore apart all of your wlw relationships
you asked fans why they wanted to know about Sollux’s bulge when he’s 13 which is a reasonable question except you know why, you did that, and then you gave us Meenah / (Vriska) and they’r stylized to look exactly the same and time shenanigans are hard and so yeah some of us forgot (Vriska) is 13 and how the fuck am I supposed to feel now? That was disgusting.
And I get it, no relationship gets a happy ending in the epilogues. As far as I can tell, literally none of them, in these timelines.
But the thing is, Rosemary promised that to us.
The thing is that you sir do not have an ounce of the fucking right to write a story where characters come into working out their genders and orientations as they grow up and then thwart them all in the end. You don’t get to write “well it’s actually subverting every happy relationship” because you’re 1) hurting the only canon lesbian and 2) doing it with a biphobic fucking trope.
I’ll cool off but in the meantime Hussie’s front lawn is a fucking gender neutral bathroom and if I was less Catholic I would have some worse sentiments about another such site in the distant future
#this is another vent rant about the epilogues#tw biphobia and lesbophobia and homophobia and epilogues and hs 2#please d/o/n/t re/b//log this one because if I want to make a public statement about this I will think it through better#but discussion in the comments is welcome#I could not have less of an interest in homestuck 2#if you didn't want this section of your fandom here then just tell us to piss off directly#and you know what. i get it. i'm still going to keep making dancestor and ancestor content.#i'm probably still going to care deeply about it and i don't know how to feel about that or what to do and it fucking sucks
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Tw food / body image / eating issues but an overall optimistic tone
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I just got hit with a really shit double whammy of body weight issues and dysphoria but goddamn it I'm eating two homemade vegan fajitas with fresh guacamole and I'm gonna enjoy the fuckers because food is Important and Enjoyable and I refuse to let that set me back!! I'm having a delicious meal and everything else can kiss my healthy-weight arse!!!!!!
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ratch: passes out from exhaustion
op, protectively: do not disturb
#do n t re b log#[SAVED] hidden in heartbeats and open hands#[OPTIMUS | ATLAS-ORDAINED] I want you to know I still love you#my heart is full#in case I do not reply because hes Out Of It im keeping this
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zag posted this to his insta and i’M EMOTIONAL
#✨—definitely not magic ( ooc. )#pl/ease/don/t/re/b/log#ohhh my heart hurts#WHEN I SAID I WANTED NEW ART THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT I AM IN /PAIN/#link to the actual post in the text#oh my god this is......way more than i expected zag would ever do holy shit#i wish there was a rebloggable version i could use but this'll do for now
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i've been googling all day and I feel so much better, holy shit
#like for real all that time i thought i was broken somehow#cute girl: *holds my hand*#panic attack: :))) lets go girls#but it looks like that's just connected to my anxiety/panic disorder#guess im gonna double my efforts to find a therapist#personal#do n t. re b log
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I’m torn about that J&J post bc on the one hand, yes expose shady corporations, but on the other hand there are ppl freaking out in the notes about how since they got the J&J vaccine or drink Lactaid that means they’re definitely going to get cancer and I don’t see that as a useful outcome of a successful consumer awareness campaign
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