#dodgeball of prophesy

[ickleblorg]

oops.

#dw spoilers #doctor who #dodgeball of prophesy

[waterme-stories]

5/03/2023:

5/25/2023:

Get dodgeballed, idiot (/self inflicted) 😔

#this makes me support the strike even harder btw! #if writers on set are that valuable #we need to value them! #with cash money! #Ryan makes the big bucks but most writers don't #wga strike #deadpool #deadpool 3 #deadpool movie #wade wilson #ryan reynolds #dodgeball of prophesy #comrades of tumblr #image described in alt text

[jonbutter]

in Pete Holmes' first stand-up album in 2011, he had bits about how young people were being racist in youtube comments and how Facebook made privacy "uncool", if only i could go back to tell him that both those situations would only get worse

#hit by the dodgeball of prophesy #pete holmes

[random-rabid-creature]

tw! depictions of implied suicides imcluding drug abuse (it isn't graphic i swear), bright colors and scopophobia

you can look at the sky

you can look at its beauty

you can breath in the air, and exahale it just fine

but you feel like you know others similar to you can't

you can wish things were different

you can wish you were normal

you can wish and hope another version of you has it better, a visionless you, a you without the trauma of seeing horrible visions of a near future, somewhere in the vast possible multiverse

but your wishing will be in vain

a part of you knows, it knows that all of them have your problem

that many of them didn't make it to where you are

that they didn't have the love or mental strenght to keep going

that they are gone, in many different ways

that they, and you, were cursed by a higher being

that you were doomed from the start

do you think you are missed in those universes? that the people around you cared? you don't know, and you don't want to

#wragh wragh #H does art #oc tag: matthew #me when uhm. i make my happiest character have worlds most fucked up lore #i'm the higher being btw i hit him with the dodgeball of prophesy for fun and he ended up like this. oops #this is literally my best drawing ever how the FUCK did i do that #i'm becoming too powerful its so over for all of you #IM SO BACK RAAAH #for some reason every time i draw this fucker he hits me with the dodgeball of art skill. thank you matthew i love you

[placesyoucallhome]

The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in? In your head, in your mouth, in your soul The more we move ahead the more we're stuck in rewind Well, I don't mind, I don't mind How the hell could I mind?

#Q'ruhka #gpose #the lesbian lizards visited a while ago about my head was just not in it #something something dodgeball of prophesy #not plaid i guess but i'll take it #bootyshorts glam complete without cheating yeah

[foxeroni]

I figure I do this now betore the next session of limlife so just in case apollo is listening I'm going to predict a martyn or joel win

#dodgeball of prophesy hit me soon #trafficblr #fox fails prophecies

[sub-commander-ralathor]

at this point, Tumblr is shared domain between Apollo, Dionysus and Hades.

maybe we should build a little shrine for them or smth to gain their favor.

#tumblr #hellsite #hellsite (affectionate) #hellsite (derogatory) #hellsite (beloved) #faesite #Tumblr prophesies #apollo please interact #give me a prophesy #I've been here for years it's my turn with the prophesy dodgeball #greek gods

[skeuomorphizes-your-minimalism]

The power of prophecy has developed sentience and it has seen some shit

#skeuomorphism #default profile pic #profile picture #dodgeball #appollo #prophesy #prophecy #idk which is the right spelling so I included both #shitpost #by me #enjoy #scary #analog horror #what the fuck #ugly af

[ponds-of-ink]

I gotta remember that just because I’m going out to do something specific, it doesn’t mean that huge FNAF news will come shortly after.

..I mean, it’s happened a few times. But that shouldn’t mean anything.

#fnaf fandom #personal reminder #pond chatters #I’m tempted to add #”now watch help wanted 2 drop a new trailer with a release date” #but nope #nope nope nope #let’s not get hit with the prophesy dodgeball

[cpopnatural]

anyway since year of the tiger is over and Misha is year of the tiger. His power should wane this year. So don’t worry about any of his political exploits

#I hope I don’t get prophesy of apollo dodgeballed

[sophiamcdougall]

A TUMBLR CITIZENSHIP GUIDE FOR TWITTER REFUGEES

Welcome, stranger. Fear not, we were just kidding around. You're mostly safe here. We know you've been through it, and though our teeth are sharp and our unblinking eyes are unnaturally shiny, we're not really going to eat you.

Still, our ways must seem strange to you. Doubtless you feel bewildered by the hoots and growls we've developed over the years we roamed the twilit wastes of Tumblr, alone and gibbering, forgotten by God and Man.

While you basked in the daylight of Twitter.

Don't worry! It's fine. And these sounds actually mean something! It's really quite simple! And I'm here to explain.

A BLORBO

Your blorbo is, very loosely, your favourite character. But not in a casual way. You must be at least a little weird about them. Songs remind you of them. You picture them in scenarios. Maybe you don't write fanfic, but if you did, it would be all about this guy. They are in your thoughts more than you would care to admit anywhere else -- but here on Tumblr you can be free! Infodump about your blorbo without shame!

You may deeply admire your blorbo, or regard them with fond contempt. Some will say that the latter type of blorbo becomes a scrunglo but we regard this as a fussy and unnecessary distinction. A POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW

Like a blorbo, but canonically evil. They have committed crimes against humanity. You either make passionate excuses for these or you revel in their excesses.

The point at which a shady blorbo becomes a poor little meow meow is necessarily subjective.

THE COLOUR RED

When you see an image prominently featuring red, especially a design resembling blood splatters, especially when this appears to be unintentional, it is correct and polite to respond either "a children's hospital!" or "colour theory!"

Why? Others will explain why. For now, just do it.

THE IDES OF MARCH

March 15th, the date of the assassination of Julius Caesar. A high holiday here on Tumblr, celebrated with a festival of memes and shitposts. Put on your best outfit and post a picture of bloodstained senators to mark the occasion.

Hey, maybe they work at the children's hospital! Haha. Now you're getting it!

HORSE PLINKO

This gif is highly regarded here.

That's it, really.

THE GOD OF AREPO

The key figure of the most prominent Tumblr religion. His scripture was begun by @sadoeuphemist in 2018, with @ciiriianan and @stu-pot contributing further to the canon.

(A collaborative modern folktale). EEBY DEEBY

While not mentioned in the scripture of the God of Arepo, Eeby Deeby is an additional name of the underworld region also known as Erebus, Tarturus, Hell, etc.

THE GOD APOLLO

"But I thought you said you worship the god of Arepo?"

We are polytheists. In Tumblr tradition, Apollo's aspect as the god who conveyed the gift of prophecy on mortals is most significant. Alongside the ancient bow, laurel wreath and lyre, Tumblr Apollo has gained a new attribute: the red dodgeball. This image alone is sufficient to mark a post as sacred to, or cursed by, Apollo.

Be careful about prophesying things on Tumblr! Apollo can be spiteful!

We'll leave it there, traveller. Of course there's more. But learn these basics and you'll be well on your way. Soon you will be truly one of us.

one of us.

one of us.

one of us.

#tumblr #twitter

[polarsirens]

Your Gerard and Elody art, the one about Elody finding Gerard's body, has been stuck in my head every since I first saw it, and now in the wake of this week's ep, OOF OOF OOF. Congratulations on being psychic I guess?

And I've haven't been able to stop thinking about how Elody is unlike all the other princess, in that she never gets cursed or hurt or anything like that in her story (sidebar that at least in some origins, La Bete was cursed into her monstrous form for being rude to a fairy). Like, Elody's life is full of tragedies, but none of those tragedies have to do with her story. And I'm thinking about how if she's joined the princesses in trying to burn down not just the world but the multiverse, so that her story can never hurt anyone again, it's not for her own sake, because she's not the one who gets hurt.

And then I think about her finding Gerard's body. And Gerard saying that knowing she was out there was the only reason he was able to keep fighting instead of giving up. And how she hears that and just--has to leave. And take a moment to process that.

Like. We won't know what she's thinking until next week (or later but god I hope not). But ESPECIALLY after your art about their conversation, there's a picture forming in my head of what Elody's thinking about, and what she's been working towards and why, and how she's feeling after that conversation with Gerard, and it HURTS.

oh yeah that comic became the unexpected gift of prophesy coming back to dodgeball me in the face... ... thank you for this analysis on elody, i'm loving it! she is indeed never cursed or imprisoned or otherwise in a viscerally tragic situation. your suggestion that she's doing this because he cannot be safe around her is absolutely breaking my heart. that's... to quote rosamund, a terrible choice to make, and somehow made even worse because she's always been the one to save him or take care of him, hasn't she? and this is the final move in her trying to do what she once did by falling in love? that's devastating. that truly hurts.

and i also wonder about... well, what elody said in the most recent episode, i keep on mulling over how she also thought they, as prince and princess, were set on a happily ever after, because she was taught that way. but turns out things don't work like that, and she has a country to run, a war to wage, a husband to fall out of love with. and that's such a mundane and relatable tragedy, something akin to ylfa realizing that not every girl can be a princess. and that mundane tragedy takes on another layer because she's started to realize they are characters, and despite the infinitely harder things happening to her as the years go by, he will only ever be the prince who was a frog and she will only ever be the princess who kissed that frog with a true love's kiss. and as you said: "none of those tragedies have to do with her story." i wonder if her reaction (if, and a big if, she agrees with the princesses' plan) also stems from something close to the stepmother's motivation. and that would throw the gerard-elody relationship into a different kind of jeopardy.

#ask #neverafter spoilers

[badassindistress]

Someone had an idea once that there would one day be a glitch that anons were revealed by accident, but then it turned out it wasn't actually the people who sent the anons, it was just random blogs, but then people weren't sure if it was really random blogs or if the people who sent the anons were just lying about it not being them.

Someone needs to hit that person with the prophesy dodgeball.

Hahaha yes I remember the pvp tumblr post... let's see if the same thing happens with this anon message 🤔

#anon glitch #nope anon as it should be

[carrymelikeimcute]

ElapsedSpiral being bonked with the dodgeball of prophesy...

#ofmd #zaddy stede #our flag means death #zaddy gate

[anonymouslydeadactuallywrites]

To the girlies who predicted that Aziraphale gets in trouble to have Crowley save him, how’s it feel to be smacked by Apollo with the dodgeball of prophesy?

#good omens #go2 #good omens spoilers #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #aziraley #aziracrow

[melsdinner]

The comforting notion that nothing has changed about Critical Role's ads except Sam got a budget. Bonus Matt getting hit with apollo's prophesy dodgeball

#Critical Role #I am so close to the end of c1 I don't know what im going to do after its all done #I will miss these characters so much