#doggy dog world

[masklayer]

#doggy dog world #ad

[mallowmaenad]

discord for puppies called sniffcord

#puppy #pupgender #puppygirl #puppyboy #discord #furry #dog #doggy #doggy dog world #mort the chicken #sonic riders #brasil #melted butter #piece of my heart #tree log #assassin's creed #tekken #vashwood #battleship #potemkin #t4t #yaoi #yuri #italian pride #fortnite #invader zim #dracula flow #boiled #mega64 #FEMA

[cucumberlover99]

It really is a doggy dog world.

#dog #world #radiohead creep #hand carved wooden spoon #doggy dog world

[ripe]

thegoodhypeofficial on ig

#i’m obsessed with this account #the doggie bath videos are like #the best thing in the world #when he eats the coconut oil... #animals #dogs #video #sound #uploads

[soft--dogs]

i've been on the hunt for punk letters to sew onto my queer/furry/canine battle jacket to no avail. finally im like, hey, i'm supposedly an artist. i can do that myself lmao i'm waiting for it to dry before i actually sew it on, and i might redo some of the smaller letters to make them fit better. but it was fun, now i'm thinking about other patches to make :3c

#the other patches are from other artists just fyi #just the doggy dog world is mine xD

[theminecraftbee]

i think your dog thinks the leash is for you

sometimes when we’re on walks I can’t get her poop bags open and she turns back to look at me and pulls and whines like “why are you STOPPED come on”. this is fair play, because I too turn back to look at her and go “why are you STOPPED come on” frequently on strolls,

#answered #the morgan dog #she likes to randomly stop to sniff everything #she’s the world’s slowest walker #I don’t mind this (sniffing things is good for doggy temperament!) #but sometimes it’s a bit. babygirl you have made this twenty minute walk take forty

[thehappiestgolucky]

the mythical anthro au, or in other words “shoving scugs in silly modern scenarios. i think”. figuring out designs but i got a style for em win

#rain world #rain world downpour #doodles #rw monk #rw artificer #rw lizard #anthro au #i’m trying to get out of an art funk and they’re simple but also complex enough to draw #<- actively struggles to draw simple things somehow #everytime i tame a lizard all i think of is ‘my silly doggy’ #i owned a dog. they are silly dogs in my head #i think this style is good for the anthro au #much different than the scugs so it’s easy to tell the difference #gijinka 🤝 anthro: same feetsies (it’s easy to draw as legs)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

THE TIME MY DOG WAS UNDER ACADEMIC PRESSURE.

GUESS WHO CHUGGED DOWN AN ENTIRE CAN OF (POMEGRENATE WINTER EDITION) RED BULL IN UNDER HALF AN HOUR? THIS GUY! IT DIDN'T TASTE LIKE CHERRY PISS SO MY BRAIN DIDN'T REGISTER IT AND I JUST SORTA DOWNED IT.

I'M NOW RUNNING ON CAFFEINE AT A QUARTER TO 4 AM AND SPITE FOR THE EDUCATION SYSTEM.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKING INSANE EVEN MY DOGGY SISTER, ROXIE (A LOT OF Y'ALL KNOW HER, SHE'S CURRENTLY SULKING FOR FOOD) ISN'T SAFE FROM THE ACADEMIC PRESSURE.

SO, AS MOST OF Y'ALL KNOW, I DROPPED OUT OF DESIGN SCHOOL IN NOVEMBER BECAUSE OF BULLYING ETC. SO THEN THERE I WAS, BACK HOME, TAKING ROXIE DOWN FOR A WALK.

AND I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT. SO WHILE WE WERE GETTING TO THE GATE, THIS PINT-SIZED LIL KID COMES UP TO US. FULL SCHOOL GET UP, BUTTON DOWN, BACKPACK, TIE, BELT, THE WORKS. THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN THIS MINIATURE VICTIM OF INDIAN EDUCATION AND A JOB IN IT AT INFOSYS IS TIME, LIKE THE GOOD OMENS BOOK SAID (KINDA).

IT'S AFTERNOON, SO CLEARLY HE'S BEEN DROPPED OFF AT THE GATE. BEAR IN MIND THIS GUY'S PROBABLY BARELY HIGHER THAN MY KNEE. AND YET I FEAR HIM. WHY? I DO NOT KNOW YET. BUT HE APPROACHES ROXIE AND GREETS HER.

THEN HE SAYS WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GO TO SCHOOL?

AH, FUCK, I THINK. HERE WE GO. THE APARTMENT NOSIES HAVE BEGUN TO WONDER WHY MY STUPID ASS IS BACK HOME. I SIGH AND SAY, WHO, ME? OUT OF INSTINCT.

AND THIS SHARE-PACK-LAYS-SIZED KID SAYS COOLLY, NO, ROXIE.

HAHA, I THINK, OKAY THAT'S FUNNY. SHE'S NOT, I SAY.

MINI-ENGINEER LOOKS AT ME, FILLED WITH POLITE CONFUSION. SHE DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL?

I REALISE THIS KID MIGHT ACTUALLY BE SERIOUS. OKAY, CUTE. I REPLY, QUITE REASONABLY, THAT NO SHE DOESN'T.

HE NODS, UNDERSTANDING. SO SHE'S GOING TO START TODAY?

WHAT THE FUCK, I THINK BUT DON'T SAY.

AT THIS POINT, REALISING HE IS DEALING WITH SOMEONE OF INFERIOR INTELLECT TO HIM, THE MICROBE-AU OF STEVE JOBS EXPLAINS PATIENTLY TO ME:

THERE IS A DOG SCHOOL OPENED UP NEAR THE APARTMENT. HE IS GENUINELY CONCERNED FOR ROXIE'S EDUCATION. AND IF SHE HASN'T STARTED ALREADY, CLEARLY SHE MUST BE STARTING TODAY. OR SHE WILL BE BEHIND OTHER DOGS.

IT IS AT THIS POINT THAT I LAUGH AWKWARDLY, QUICKLY MUTTER TO ROXIE TO COME WITH ME IN FRENCH AND WE BOTH SKEDADDLE THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

HELP THEY'RE TRYING TO GET THE DOGS INTO THE EDUCATION SYSTEM TOO IS NOTHING SACRED ROXIE MAY NOT FETCH BALLS BUT SHE CAN UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, TAMIL, TELUGU AND FRENCH, DOES MOST THINGS WITHOUT ANY TRAINING, CAN RECOGNISE MY MUM'S PHONE BUT NOT A STICK (IT'S FINE, SHE'S GEN ALPHA, IT HAPPENS) AND SHE WOULD ABSOLUTE ROT IN DOG SCHOOL.

BUT HOW WILL SHE MAKE IT IN THIS FAST PACED WORLD WITHOUT HER DOGGY DIPLOMA, HUH? HOW, MAGGOTS?

ONE REBLOG EQUALS ONE COLLEGE CREDIT FOR POOR ROXIE AND HER HOMESCHOOLING (THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT BLOW THIS POST UP I WILL REGRET IT SO MUCH DURING MY CAFFEINE CRASH DO NOT TOUCH THE REBLOG BUTTON)

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #life stories? #uhhh #funny anecdotes #funny #if you find my dog's college education funny #which you shouldn't #this is a serious matter #of utmost importance #HOW WILL SHE MAKE IT IN THIS FAST PACED WORLD #petblr #dogblr #doggy #fuck the education system #pouring one out for roxie

[dootznbootz]

As someone with ADHD, you know you're fucking exhausted when you're not even fidgeting. :'D

#I'm literally just sitting here. listening to shit. I usually need to fidget or do something while doing that but no. I'm just staring off #into space. At the creature that I'm dogsitting. #he's exhausting too but it's mostly from the fact that I did a lot of physical labor in horrible boots and now my lower body is dead #I mean this creature eats anything and everything off the ground. One walk and I had to pull 4 acorns. 7 leaves. 5 rocks from this #idiot's mouth. he's not allowed off leash because he just bolts as well. He's sweet but I'm pretty sure there's just a walnut rattling #around in his head lol. I genuinely worry about this dog because...He genuinely has a deathwish #speaking of which. if anyone knows how to teach your own dog how to stand up for herself I would appreciate it :'D #I give my own dog. my sweet girl Mocha. a treat and this little guy starts hopping up and biting at her mouth until she drops HER treat #and then he runs away with it! And I'm like “sweetie. why are you letting him treat you like that?!?!” #yes I separate them when I give treats but still :'( My girl is too sweet for this cruel world. #She's so sweet and brings her OWN toys up to him so they can play together and he just runs away with them and growls at her. #They're HER doggy toys!!! #I know I'm complaining a lot. He's not that bad but also... My Mocha. (also he chases the cats. we have shit blocked so they can #have their own space and be safe and a space for him but oof) #Mad rambles #Mad vents #I'm mostly still recovering from those horrid boots as we realized once I took them off that they basically were at a weird slope.

[derelictdumbass]

『Think you're a God

But the devil ain't wrong

And you bite like a dog

It's evil, I deliver

Your blood's tastin' bitter

My holy wine with dinner

Be my sinner』

#something something dog motif woof woof and so on and so forth #i made this to be the icon for the rp blog bc sketchy icon will make my brain casual and chill abt it #is it vamp dean or werwolf dean the world may never know (werewolf. puppy. doggy. i will never change) #si/oc: deputy dean sinclaire #Far Cry Tag #nadine doodles

[27coughs27]

#sam #sam and max #max #puppy #freelance husbands #freelance police #gay #so gay #sam and max beyond time and space #sam and max the devil's playhouse #sam and max save the world #Sammy #doggy #good doggy #good boy #old man #old gay dog man #Sam and max season 1 #sam and max season 2 #peanut butter #teehee #skull emoji

[thistledropkick]

For anyone wondering what Hiromu's wrist tape said today:

His left hand says 約束 promise

and his right hand says 勝つ win

This little bit in the video before the match was also a dog pun

ワン "wan" is how you say "woof" in Japanese, and it's pronounced like the English word one, so they're fighting the War Dogs to show who is "number wan." Hiromu has also been calling them all "wan-chan" (something like doggy or pupper?) for the entire run-up to this match.

#hiromu #bushi #njpw #my translation #It's a minor frustration but I wish that the official translations had actually translated Hiromu addressing the War Dogs as “Doggy” #I truly can't understand why they remove fun stuff with lots of personality like that #Also shout-out to the updated new japan world service for randomly making my video quality turn into crap with no way to fix it

[dayurno]

i live for jean getting idioms wrong i think he should tell the trojans “wow it really is a doggy dog world out there” so they can ask him if he means dog eats dog world and he can threaten to pipe bomb the locker room

#jean: doggy dog world jeremy: wow. and it is. it is a doggy dog world #he’s like the inverse world sofia vergara #txt #jean

[venacoeurva]

#nekubeat #neku sakuraba #beat bito #neo twewy #the world ends with you #twewy #furry #artsyfartsyness #CAN YOU NOT CRASH THIS TIME TUMBLR #I was torn btwn making Beat a dog or a boar due to his fave store #but doggie won out

[soulsplosion]

woohoo! messing around with art styles

#my art #my ocs #artists on tumblr #artists on deviantart #furry art #furry oc #idk #dog #baby dog boy #just a little doggy boy guy dude #aphelion world

[manhattan-gamestop]

No company should be allowed to send this email unless they're gonna give out a gay discount

#listen. it's a doggy dog world out there #I'm gay and I want free shit #tracking tag #rambling #ID in alt text