#don't send help

[smittenskitten]

You seem to be following the steps of the poet, Phraya Sisunthonwohan. Soon you'll have about 10 wives under your arm. Lovers? One is enough for me.

#i feel you linger in the air #thaidramaedit #i feel you linger in the air the series #nonkul chanon #bright rapheephong #asianlgbtqdrama #asiandramaedit #perioddramaedit #ifylitaedit #prangon gifs #khun yai! you can't just recite love poetry while laying on a man's lap!!! #you sir! are romancing the heck out of him #both of you caressing each other's hand. wrist. fingers #please i am unwell #they have captured me body and soul #don't send help #let me stay here forever

[that-ineffable-devil]

I know I already posted about this but it was on a reblog that I think got buried under the original and I need someone else to lose their mind with me.

So the wonderful human that commented on this post about Hell's understaffing problem made me rethink something that I think a lot of us are sleeping on: Hell is RATIONING something.

At the beginning of S2 in between other remarks, Shax mentions that Beelzebub has put some lower ranking demons "on half rations." But we know celestials and infernals generally don't eat, so surely it's not food, right?

So what could they be rationing?

And then I remembered how both Heaven and Hell keep close tabs on the miracles done by Crowley and Aziraphale on Earth--even the little things.

And how, in S1, Hastur is stuck in Hell waiting for "maintenance" to come fix a leak in the ceiling. It's played off as a joke and it's something that would be so mundane for a human in an office or apartment building, so we don't give it much thought... But they can do miracles. They could literally fix that with a snap. We've seen Crowley fix the Bentley, so surely a little leak is nothing.

And Aziraphale gets reprimanded for doing "too many frivolous miracles," which we initially ignore because it's exactly the kind of bureaucratic/corporate BS we'd expect from Heaven and Hell.

But what if it's not just BS?

What if the power sources used by angels and demons are not infinite? Worse, what if they're not replenishable?

What if Hell is rationing miracles, because there's not enough power to go around?

And if so, where's the power coming from?

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens meta #good omens s2 #good omens s1 #I have not stopped thinking about this fr #There's so many ways it can go #And I can't think of one other thing Hell could be rationing that makes sense #And this could have serious implications in the whole “We need Armageddon to happen” ordeal #don't send help #I'm just screaming into the Void #Sorry void

[ivereadthemanual]

Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name

They just live rent free in my head.

#the brain rot continues #don't send help #send reinforcements #good omens #angelfish #ineffable administrators #michael x dagon #ineffable administation #archangel michael #dagon #good omens fanvid #good omens edit #I did a thing

[bloodlessharmony]

thinking about the humming birds (you know the ones) thinking about the baby scorpion thinking about the winter lunar halo thinking about the redwoods thinking about the humming birds (i know the ones) thinking about the baby scorpion thinking about the winter lunar halo thinking about the redwoods thinking about the humming birds (you know the ones) thinking about the baby scorpion thinking about the winter lunar halo thinking about the redwoods thinking about the humming birds (i know the ones) thinking about the baby scorpion thinking about the winter lunar halo thinking about the redwoods i could go on and on and on

#don't send help #boygenius #txt

[generallyconfusedbyshinythings]

I'm so fucking late to the game, but I love Lalo Salamanca and Nacho Varga together. Like, this new obsession is becoming a problem.

#lalo salamanca #nacho varga #lalo x nacho #better call saul #lacho #favorite ship #don't send help #send art #send fanfics #please

[eluvianarts]

The Lost Boys - David Powers - Character Sheet He’s available: HERE

#*heavy breathing intensifies* #Leave me alone I'm having a moment! #I anticipate more Lost Boys art happening #I started playing as David for a Kids on Bikes campaign & now I've spiraled! #Don't send help #The Lost Boys #David Powers #vampire #vampires #portraits #character #character sheet #1987 #1980s #80s #'80s #mullet #blond #Kiefer Sutherland #character study #goth #They're only noodles Michael #One of Us #Santa Carla

[vitanithepure]

I know it has been done to death, but I love this scene, okay?

Also, on a side note, Owlcat knew what they were doing giving us the closeness/devil flag for Heinrix, didn't they? Imogene can be the little gremlin she deserves to be and I can't understand why I haven't done this before xD

And the little flavor text here and there changing the scenes is so great. Imogene didn't get her hand kiss but at least she knows he's enjoying this and she's not a bona fide weirdo (at least not all the time, lol) 😭

#I got so many screenshots of this game's dialoge #don't send help #heinrix van calox #rogue trader spoilers

[laurelwen]

My journey of discovery: a 90 day story in five parts

gifs by @laurelwen

#tom sturridge #hyperfixation #this beautiful man #the sandman netflix #the sandman #like minds #sweetbitter #effie gray #sea wall/a life #journey's end #orphans broadway #far from the madding crowd #1984 broadway #mary shelley 2017 #junkhearts #remainder 2015 #my gifs #don't send help #embrace the chaos

[hreog-like-frog]

oh man oh man they're doing ascensionism on the us tour. i need to go lie under the coffee table with doggo now. right and play the album right.

ETA

#personal days #sleep token #ascensionism #of course they're going to do more of the new album silly #but it's so #ahhhhhh #Youtube #the people talking in the video background tho how??? when this song is going out live #diamonds in the trees pentagrams in the night sky baby #you make me wish i could disappear #don't send help #i die happy #as always #flashing lights

[weaselofchaos]

What's the most gut-wrenching-i'll never be loved like that Hozier lyrics? I'll start:

If I was born as a blackthorn tree, I'd wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies

#hozier #the hoziest #nfwmb #blackthorn tree #honestly I am just lost in the Hozier rabbit role #don't send help

[airjemsfandump]

Why choose Pluto in the first place, bby? 🥹

#zayraf #zayne x rafayel #zayne love and deepspace #love and deepspace #alternate universe #gay shit #gay gay gay #gay couple #yaoi bl #yaoi #i love them your honor #mama i love them #i will go down with this ship #definitely boyfriends #rafayel fluff #rafayel love and deepspace #theyre so cute #theyre so silly #they're gay for each other #they're in love your honor #i'm insane #don't send help #“otome game for women” lol 💀

[azure-steel]

When you've been turned on to a new ship. And it's all you can think about to the point of utter distraction that your colleague at work has had to ask you at least 3 times today if you're okay.

And you have to face them, lie through your teeth and tell them you're fine.

🙃

#{mako stripped - ooc} #no #I am N O T OKAY #don't send help #I don't want it

[coralie-silverthorn]

Please.....

Will nobody help me...

#😲 #Omg #Help #Don't send help #Have I gone too far? #They're aware... Of each other? #my body feels like it just melted from just seeing this #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy characters #sebastian.ai #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy sebastian #sebastiansallow #Bb pls #my body is ready

[happytaffeta]

At about 5:30 this evening I discovered a new-to-me song that had a really comfortable tune that was incredibly easy to wrap my brain around and lyrics that made me feel some stuff. It made a nest in my internal monologue and I popped it on some playlists and emailed it to my mom. Who responded with the note that the tune was familiar. She even knew the artist whose song it reminded her of, though the lyrics and theme were different. i also am familiar with this artist, but couldn't think of the song she meant. Until I started humming the new song at around 8:15 and a different set of lyrics came into my head. Oh. Well, that solved that mystery.

#I Wanna Be In The Cavalry is just The Idiot with a new coat of paint and now they are BOTH stuck in my head and slapped in my playlists #I seem to have a problem #Don't send help #I won't accept it

[greed7-13]

Thanks to Charasmatic Voice for getting me into Will Ramos who, through his absolute passion, got me into Sleep Token. Now I'm just over here hooked because concept story albums are my jam, and mate, I'm about to make so many pb&js with the amount I've been listening to them for the past 36 hours.

#sleep token #will ramos #emmett rambles #we're hooked over here #don't send help #I needed to hear these songs like years ago #they hit hard

[truly-sincerely]

Non-zero chance that part 9 starts with danger-sex and ends with Darling showing off all the random pieces of writing they've been hoarding from around the gate and moonrise towers and reading them to Gortash (w/ funny voices) while laughing at how dysfunctional the Chosen were

#bg3 #durgetash #I'm turning into one of THOSE people #don't send help