#dont ship them

[justarandomsimp77]

#random #camp camp #camp campbell #stop #stop this #omg #stop this ship #bad ship #dont ship them

[viople]

Another screenshot redraw! This is NOT A ship, they're (lmk non-canon) cousins.

I just noticed that I made Li's jacket darker than it's supposed to be but that's okay! I'm lazy to change it anyways.

#lmk oc art #lmk oc #lego monkie kid oc #lmk li #lmk mei #dont ship them

[watch-your-six]

why do you even hang out with him… you know he’s doomed by the narrative right

#fnaf #fritz smith #fnaf oc #oc #art #my art #dont ship them #heart emoji

[theroyfamtherapist]

Kendall wearing stealing Eddie's flannel

“Eddie has always been protective of all of us...and I claim ownership of half of his closet„ - Kendall Roy

#edward roy #kendall roy #taking the crown #succession oc #not a ship #dont ship them

[quiverpaw]

Fusionkit between Henry and Pinestar?

YOURE INSANE

#pinestar #henry #fusionkits #DONT SHIP THEM #seriously pinestar is at least triple henry’s age

[dxwdr0p]

Awwwwwwww

#bacily my history teacher drives my english teachre to schol #(both male #n itz cutee #/p #bu liek #NO #DSOPT #DONT SHIP THEM #THEY ARE REAL POEPLE

[willofred]

maybe it’s just my algorithm but there’s been an uptick in aftg content on my fyp recently and I just saw my first Kevin x R*ko post and it made me violently ill! I hate that!

#aftg #all for the game #kevin day #RIKO ABUSED HIM U FUCKS #HE LITERALLY IS SO SCARED OF RIKO THAT HE CANNOT FUNCTION AROUND THE MAN UNLESS HES SEVERELY INEBRIATED #DONT SHIP THEM #I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS DISCOURSE HAS TO BE REITERARED IN 2022 #IT IS NOT A CUTESY RIVALS/LOVERS SITUATION GOD I HATE IT HERE #thots

[little-red-fool]

Astarion you’re not the most dangerous thing in this two-man party.

Part 2 (CW: body horror)

#also please dont ship these two ive seen a couple of people ship them in the tags and they arent even friends ahdhajdjs #Pascal is very much aroace and hates Astarion #my art #my oc #d&d #graverobber #warlock #shadar kai #bg3 #bg3 tav #dark urge #pascal cadapher blackthorn #astarion #lgbtq #trans #transmasc

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

[justarandomsimp77]

Y'all PLEASE stop shipping

Max x David that ship makes David look like a pedophile and Max is only ten years old 😭😭😭😭

#camp camp #camp campbell #stop #no #noooo #dont ship them #stop this ship #omgggg #David camp camp #max camp camp #no!!! #stopppp #plz stop

[jazzkolart]

This is how their meeting would look like, right?

I can't wait to put them into the same team with no synergy between them whatsover, just because of their aesthetics.

#hsr #honkai star rail #argenti #boothill #hsr argenti #hsr boothill #boothill hsr #argenti hsr #hsr fanart #i dont even ship them i just think their interactions could be so funny

[manjunii]

when you are a girl and a boss

#geeta pokemon #rika pokemon #pokemon fanart #pokemon #omochiri #geeka #i dont know their ship names in eng!!! #somebody on twitter coined them as GirlBossShipping #and i think about that so often #pokemon scarlet and violet

[theroyfamtherapist]

“Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down„ - We, The Drowned by Carsten Jensen

“A bad brother is better than no brother„ - Swahili Proverb

“I could forgive my own brother of anything, at the end of the day, because we're brothers. You can't get in between that blood„ - Jeffery Pierce

“Forgive yourself for what you think you've done or not done. At every moment, you had your reasons for all of your actions and decisions. You've always done the best that you could do. Forgive yourself„ - Doreen Virtue

“He is my little brother I'd drown myself in the deepest oceans for him„ "Would he do the same for you?" “...No, I don't think he would„ - Edward Roy and Marcia Roy

“Eddie just needs a moment„ "You can't keep making excuses...dad will figure it out" “...Shiv, stop while you are ahead„ - Kendall Roy and Shiv Roy

Edward Roy and Kendall Roy Quotes that are so like them

#edward roy #kendall roy #taking the crown #succession oc #drowning brothers #not a ship #dont ship them

[waspsisendgame]

Yey they’re canon. Time to move on to better shipz

#rwde #anti b/umbleby #b/umbleby #dont ship them #blek #yawn

[stil-lindigo]

call that a gender fender bender

prints

#wordplay! #im so annoying #not ship art btw although i dont have anything against people who do ship these two #i just like them as homies who bond over music and also rejecting the gender binary #i see gwen as a transwoman and hobie as unlabelled fwiw #my scrunklies #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderverse #gwen stacy #spidergwen #spiderwoman #hobie brown #spider punk #stillindigo art

[jaypentaghast]

I love them please bring them back to meeeee

#i need to read so many fanfics about them you dont understand aaaaaa #whats the ship name we need a ship name!!! ASAP #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death s2 spoilers #anne bonny #mary read #mine