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maguro13-2 · 2 months

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Darkness Reborn ~ Origins of the Ink Demon Final Chapter Finale (5/10) ~

[Kinght's Passage - Jun Senoue, Yutaka Minobe]

*BOOST!*

Tails (via communicator) : Sonic, come in! There's something wrong with this picture! It's a giant tree that is coming from the Earth's core!

Sonic : I know it, it's the legacy belonging to that Chao named Shinra. Where'd have I seen it before! I bet nobody had summoned it like this before!

Knuckles (via communicator) : So that's why Soul Eater existed within the real world, huh? Who knew that it was inside the earth's core?

Shadow (via communicator) : What a bunch of teenage scumbags, the weapons and meisters have been tools to Shotaro the Dokeshi all along, the Men of Shinra's influence had the nerves and his balls to keep the truth out of the public eye. I guess that Shinigami person was nothing more than a faker that I pressumed.

Silver (via communicator) : So...Not the brightest Idea of hiding a giant tree that was inside the planet just to be spreading the influence from Shinra Kusakabe, not the company from Final Fantasy VII! I don't know how to say this, Maka Albarn had felt like an idiot for being the under the influence to Shinra's will, just a puppet on a string. She must've wasted her own life to be the hero of a crazy manga story that was only made for money!

Knuckles (via communicator) : It's what money comes out of his pocket, that author of their world is such weird man and a complete idiot!

Tails (via communicator) : It's no wonder why the author had to go make up the lies for his own characters, just to be thrown out like garbage!

Sonic : Guess we were all wrong. But Japan isn't stupid enought to make a bunch of crazy stories that were nothing cosmic horrors and make believes!

Amy (communicator) : Just before you know it! There's bunch of heartless and ghosts from the Evershade valley! It's a crazy party for 2013!

Sonic : Ghosts of Evershade Valley? Wait a second, that wouldn't happened to be Luigi's Mansion 2, right?

Amy (communicator) : I'm afraid so. These ghosts we called inhabitants of Evershade Valley were once peceaful ghosts that have a good side due to the powers of the Dark Moon's appearance, until Luigi's arch enemy, King Boo, destroyed the moon into five pieces, causing the Evershade Ghosts to go berserk and turned wickedly insane, making a huge mess on Professor Egadd's science work.

Sonic : Good thing that he made it safely to the bunker, looks like Luigi's gonna have to save Mario instead of Death the Kid.

Espio (via communicator) : Don't worry about that guy, he has nothing to do with anything to do necessarily for his life, not even he can protect the legacy from his grandfather! Guess all people to be needed their lessons learned about monopolizing political power. It's not wonder that the school itself was not created to maintain the public order, just the monopolization of political refugees.

Vector (via communicator) : Now let's give that Ohkubo a piece of his own mind!

Charmy (via communicator) : That's what he get for bringing weridness into our world!

Sonic : Roger that, guys! I won't forget!

Nozomi : Hey, Sonic! Long time no see! Sorry about the delays back there! I heard that you were awesome of saving 2011 from the clutches of Dr. Eggman's wicked schemes back there! Your old friend has came back to see you again!

[Free by Crush 40 plays]

Sonic : Nozomi Kaminashi! (see Nozomi on the original Blue Star board) What's up, old friend? So how was the race of the New Ex World Grand Prix.

Nozomi : About the Ex World Grand Prix? I'm still living it to that dream on saving Keijo about 7 years ago when I first met you during my Age progression while being nine years old. So when I finally realized that I finally get to save Keijo, my friends won the Ex World Grand Prix to find all the prizes locked away and discovered that we found a race of aliens that has the power of colors.

Sonic : race of aliens thas the power of colors? (realizing) The Wisps! Nozomi, you're a genius! We can use the wisp and take down the super baddie once and for all! Think we can handle this, partner?

Nozomi : You betcha!

Sonic : Let's speed things up a notch!

Nozomi : Roger that!

*WHOOSH X2*

"Meanwhile..."

[Navigation - Fumie Kumatani]

Eve : Well, Seto. I was right, guess that Death the Kid fella was not only made by Shotaro the Dokeshi himself, but I know who helped him to create the Death the Kid, the second of the Kusakabe Family tree. Who else but his older brother, gues he's part of the tree as well.

Seto : Hello! Anybody here? I'm Seto the Deathless, the newly elected Shinigami, I came here to find who really modeled Death the Kid, the one who was modeled after his Grandfather. You see, he has been under the influence of his grandfather's legacy and the men of his influence had been hiding the truth.

Cruz/Yamada : I don't know guys. But, there's no one here but besides us.

Shotaro : You wanna know why you guys are here? Well, guess, you finally craked the case, newly elected Shinigami.

Kuchinashi : Hold on, you are...

Seto : Shotaro the Dokeshi, so this is Shinigami's real self. A human form of a yokai called a Kyokotsu?

Eve : Well, I'll be a son of a gun! You're just a kid that eats a lot of bones that are animal-related like drumsticks and of course Roast chicken and Fried turkeys for Thanksgiving! So this is what have you been hidden from the public so that you would be Shinigami!

Shotaro the Dokeshi : You knew that it was me all along! Of course I was the so-called God of Death. Yohei told me that so I would become part of the Shinigami Council. Easy enough for you to be fooled by one individual that is a kid. I'd still get all the glory and I even made fake-money from Shinra's son!

Eve : So you fooled Maka and everyone that easily because you wanted to become Shinigami so that you could get all the glory you wanted to become part of the Shinigami council. Guess what, Skull for brains? Botan, Ichigo, and Ryuk gave Seto this permission after Ichigo heard that Death was actually the man-made son of Shinra and realized that the school you created was about protecting humanity nor peace. It was created about bringing power and monopolization to all of humanity and bringing wars across the globe.

Shotaro the Dokeshi : So what? I said I was sorry! I didn't know that I was fooled by the likes of Shinra Kusakabe, his influence wanted to spread even further and then I got Ashley's people involved to thinking that they were the enemies that wrecked the earth clean with magic, and of course the heartless as well. Soon as I about to overthrow the Kasugatani Family tree and the heartless their selves, I will pay you all to the world!

[Team Chaotx by Gunnar Nelson]

Adam Blade : So, kid. We heard the whole thing. You were so lucky that you tricked a girl for being a stubborn loser. taht you are

Setsuna : You were behind all of this? Heh, what a scumbag you are.

Teruyama : We should've known a kid like you is doing something stupid like this!

Kuchinashi : We've been had it by one of your tricks!

Solva : You can't fool us anymore! It's payback time, motherf**ker!

Shotaro the Dokeshi : Hey, look! I can make this a big deal! We all wanted to open our eyes to the truth and seek for it! All of that was to over Shinra's legacy and not mine. (bumps into someone that is a little pink-haired ribbon, apparently, Mio) What do you want little girl? You got something for me or what? I got no milk, cookies, or have any candy for you.

Mio : I'm not here for the sweets, I'm here to teach you lesson for being so stubborn! So take this, you fake Shinigami! You're gonna be bad to the bones!

Shotaro the Dokeshi : Oh yeah, I am definitely boned.

(sounds of Shotaro get beaten by the Needless Cast while scene goes pitchblack)

Shotaro the Dokeshi : (screams in pain) WHY DID I DESERVE THIIIIIIIS!?!

"Nobody steals the title Shinigami from me, Seto the Deathless."

"A girl who works with a group of seinen superheroes called Needless is what we exist in Real World AU."

"This is a future that I have to protect."

"The Ohkuboverse is nothing compared to Real World AU itself!"

"That is the universe that we truly lived in!"

~ 110th Scene : The True Shinigami ~

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gay-thief-goemon · 6 years

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Luigi came in clutch 😂

#superstar saga #eh luigi #dr egadd

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mintydeluxes-blog · 4 years

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Okay headcanon Mario was in was invited to evershade Valley but when he got there he witnessed King Boo shattering the dark moon itself

#Super Mario #luigi #Luigi mansion #luigi mansion 3 #Luigi mansion dark moon #10 bucks betting at dr egadd #king boo #old art

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project-powerfly · 3 years

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Heya! I have decided to dedicate this blog to explaining my Mario based robot-species thing, if you have any questions just ask ig here's a paragraph about them

Basically they are technically robots, their skeletons are made of metal (for the older versions like Stella and Dima it's also the upper body completely because it's covered up by clothes) and they are made to be as close to an actual human as possible, meaning they have artificial blood and skin. In the past, beta designs for Dima that feature wasn't existent yet, that's why he covered his face with a hood. In the parallel (aka the human) world the chosen ones, usually social outcasts, notice a shop in an alleyway scattered all across the world, that sells them exactly one copy of the game for $10. The children then sign up, no one reads the ToS and they wake up in the mushroom kingdom. To skip the step of familiarizing the subject with the Mario bros, the information Egadd had tracked during the usage of his products was also put into the Powerfly OS and because Dima was a failure the subjects have most of their memory erased. The os IS stored on a type of cloud meaning if a subjects body was destroyed their body could be rebuild and you had the same person. While the subject is unconcious/Dead their consciousness transfers back to the human world

TL;DR: Animatronics but more realistic.

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bookofmariokingofmaiami · 3 years

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MUSHROOM KINGDOM LIFE BETA PART 3

part 3 baby let's go!, chapter 4 and 6

Have a complementary burger and enjoy

Lets-a-gooooooooooooo!!!!

TOOLS/OBJECTS

P-BALLOON (POWNON--GAS)

The P-Balloon is an artificially created balloon, similar in nature to a Blimp Fruit, that can contain high amounts of the gaseous state of the element Pownon (Pow). This element in its gas form is somewhat comparable to Helium in its mass, but it also can change the nature of objects, making them up to 80% lighter than they normally are. These balloons are more containers for Pownon than a power-up themselves; their purpose is mainly to make transport of the gas easier. In practice, Pownon is an essential part of the engine systems of airships. It is also part of the composition of floating platforms and islands, found in pockets or “bubbles” beneath the surface. In this state, it is also an essential inclusion in the construction of aerial architecture, such as the famous floating city of Glitzville.

HAMMER

The hammer is the most used non magical item in the planet, there are multiple variant from the tool version used in construction work to the most well known battle hammer wich has been used in battles for centuries, of course over the years magical variants started being made but the non magical variants are still the most used, time and time again soldiers use it in wars and the mario duo had a hammer for a main weapon even before 1985!.

MASTER SWORD (REPLICAS)

The master sword is a magical sword wielded by link from the zelda book series, however in 2019 a master sword replica was created with the aesthetic and powers from the master sword of the zelda book series, it was made with some other zelda themed magical items such as a bow and the clothes worn by the fictional hero but where talking about the master sword, like the original series the master sword gives the wielder a increase in the sword fighting skill and is very powerful

SPIN DRILL

The spin drill is a drill made out of various space minerals wich can drill with ease trough rock,dirt,ore,wood etc, the drill uses the momentum from a luma spin to drill meaning you'll need a luma to use it, that or a machine with the same amount of energy, anyway this item is quite rare and hard to make because of the use of these space minerals, this object was developed around 2010 but the person who made it was never discovered

SUPER HAMMER

The super gamer is a magic hammer wich gives the wielder the ability to create 5 magic crates, this hammer can break things like hard blocks and thwomps, it was created in 2019 by the builder who also made the master sword,this hammer has at least some star magic in it as it's one of few items with the ability to destroy ghosts, if you're wondering destroyed ghost dont stay destroyed forever and will reappear in 1 to 3 weeks later,

SUPER PICKAX

The super pickax is the standard issue mining pickaxe in the mines of the mushroom kingdom since 2014, this pickax is very powerful and can break most types of soil,rocks and ores,this pickax is also used by the toad brigade as one of their main weapons, this pickax is made of metal and refined moon rocks, this powerful pickax has 2 "seeds" wich looks like eyes but the eyes are emergency 1up pills for work accidents wich cut the mining death rate by half (from 5% to 2%)

PLANT BOMB

This species of plant is an plant bomb hybrid wich grows underground, it was first created in 1987 and cultivation started in 1988 where it was mainly used, this species of plant works like a granade, once the leaf is pulled it will explode after 5 seconds, this explosion is way weaker than a bob omb but still does the trick, civilian cultivation of this species is eligal and only military personal have the permission to command the cultivation of it

KOOPA-KOLA

This "soda" is a drink made by the koopa company, as you may have guessed the koopa company is owned by bowser from the koopa kingdom, however not many people like this soda for obvious reasons, according to many ads found in the koopa kingdom it is made of coal, yep coal, this soda is found all over the koopa kingdom and many koopas that left the kingdom most of them didn't like the soda meaning where nit the only ones that thinks ores shouldn't be used in sodas

MAGIC POTION/SUBCON POTION

The magic potion is a potion that creates a portal to subcon, an alternate dimension known for being one of the few ways to obtain subcon mushrooms without having to be lucky, this potion is very expensive and was developed in 1988, not many people know the recipe of this potion but some people (most noticeably the mksi) know and are the very few providers of subcon mushrooms and subcon potions and it can be sold for 500 to 1000 gold coins

PASSION POTION

Passion potion also known as love potion is a strange liquid that makes whoever drinks it fall in love to the first person it sees, of course this potion is pretty hard to make and even If you know the recipe theres a chance it still wont work, this potion unlike the subcon potion the recipe is public information so if you want to try here's the ingredients that we know of

one spring mistletoe, one ripe artichoke heart, and one Fat Boys record

STEREO GUNS

Stereo guns is a boom box shaped machine wich when activated creates realy potent soundwave,this super sonic waves can cause quite some damage because of the loud noises it makes, it was made back in late 80s early 90s but production was too expansive to sustain so production stoped in the late 90s, it was used in some battles during its lifespan and some are still found to this day, one report in 1998 2 stereo guns were found in an abandoned storage unit and was sold in a auction for 1640 coins

ANYWHERE POW

The anywhere pow is a smaller version of the pow block developed in 1995, this item was made to be smaller and more portable than a pow block but less powerful, it's just a quarter the size of a normal pow block and only half as powerful, while it's less powerful it still requires permission from the mushroom kingdom army to be legal to own one, the powerful explosion will cause the people in the blast range to fall unconscious and or die

COCONUT SHOOTER

The coconut shooter is a weapon made out of wood and coconut, it is unknown how it is able to shoot without any gun mechanism and it was also made by a monkey, this gun shoots coconuts with incredible strength and hurts, there is just one unit of it and was sold in a auction for 509 coins to an anonymous man, theres also roaming coconut ammo for it wich we also dont know how it works

DARK LIGHT DEVICE

The dark light device is one of gadd science incorporated many high tech inventions, this flashlight thing has the ability to make invisible things visible, free things trapped on paintings,and of course light things, this flashlight emits a rainbow colored light and can be switched to normal or dark mode,the dark light is an addon to the poltergeist 5000 and poltergeist G-00, this flashlight is generally used by ghost hunters to facilitate the capture of evil ghosts

DUAL SCREAM

The dual scream is another invention by mastermind dr e-gadd from gadd science incorporated, this machine is a portable machine with the ability to call anyone (as long they also have a dual scream) in the world! it can make phone calls,make lists, it has a high tech GPS, it can access the internet,and has a internal clock and calendar, and so much more,its one of e-gadd industries best seller for portable phones and entertainment

F.L.U.D.D

The flush liquidizer ultra dousing device is an invention by you guessed it gadd science incorporated, this machine is an artificial intelligence with very powerful water cannons wich shoots water, it has multiple modes for multiple purposes, to the normal water cannon mode and a water jetpack and rocket modes, this machine had a prototype gifted to mario in 2002 but because of Mario's friendship with the machine and the fact the only model broke the fludd only started to be commercially sold in 2020

GHOST PORTRIFICATIONIZER

The ghost portridicationizer is a machine created by e-gadd for easy containment of ghosts, it will turn ghost into portraits and portraits into ghost or people, it depends if the thing trapped inside is a ghost or not,while it is not commercially available there are ghost hunting bases with a ghost portrificationizer inside, in occasion leaders used this machine to threaten ghost kingdoms (both boo and ghost kingdoms) wich worked

HYDROCANNON LX

This water gun is very powerful and even normal water can hurt in occasion, if its filled with cold or hot water can cause serious injuries wich is why it got declassified as a child toy and now its considered a weapon, it can be filled with other liquids like lava mud and toxic liquids, it is made of plastic and metal, it is very powerful and cheap at a wapping 12 coins,it was developed in 2017 and was commercially sold in 2018

MUSHROOM SWORD

The mushroom sword is the standard issue weapon of the mushroom kingdom army,this sword is quite powerful and cheap to make, it is made with superball metal and super mushrooms, this sword can be powered up with super mushroom wich makes it more powerful and sharp,this sword is not available for commerce meaning it is eligal to buy nor sell this item,a golden power star variant exist and its wielded by the highest ranking military officials

Master mario wielding a mushroom sword

MAGIC PAINTBRUSH

The magic paintbrush is a high tech star powered paintbrush wich has the ability to make living beings made of goo and portals, unfortunately this paintbrush is wielded by bowser jr the heir to the throne of the koopa kingdom, this paintbrush was developed by egadd and weirdly no it wasn't stolen egadd gifted the paintbrush to bowser jr, it is not exactly known how it works as it was never mass produced but it is bowser jrs main weapon and has cause quite a bit of trouble

MAGIC WAND

Magic wands are a magic users best friend, the magical crystal at the end of it extremely increases the users magic powers and spells are 5times more powerful than without it,the ace magic wand factory is the oldest cloud building still standing and it is the only place manufacturing magic wands that work, there are mani variants of the standard magic user wand like the koopa wands used by the koopalings and the royal wands wich most kings and queens have

MAGIC WHISTLE/WARP WHISTLE

The magic whistle is a magical flute/whistle wich when played correctly summons a small warp hurricane wich will throw the user into a random kingdom,some people were able to control the warp hurricane but how exactly that's made is not known,this whistle is very rare and it is sold in auctions for a base price of 500,this item is generally owned by kings and members of the higher class,it first appeared in 1988 but it's not known who made them

ORANGE GRANADE

Orange granades are a special tipe of granade that looks like an orange, when it explodes it spreads an citrus acid around a certain area wic makes the person in the blast range be slowed down great for escapes,it was developed in 1999 and sold internationally in 2000, in 1999 an supply airplane full of these oranges fell in a forest and for the following weeks multiple reports of animals using these granades where at an all time high

PIXELATOR

The pixelator is a gadd science incorporated invention that uses tv screens and cameras to teleport people between 2 places, it reuses the paining portal also known as the portal gallery to make this technology, it uses way less star power than the paintings but theres a small chance some cells may be lost invthe process a test subject from the beta fases got his hand removed by the machine but the full version is fully functional,it was developed in 2013 and was released in 2018

POLTERGUST

The poltergust is the staple of gadd science incorporated, the poltergust is a powerful vacuum cleaner with the ability to capture ghosts, because of that most official ghost hunting teams and taskforces use it, theres multiple versions of the poltergust the earliest example we know about is the poltergust 3000, whatever came before it is unknown as only after 2001 wich is when the poltergust 3000 was made that ghost hunting teams started being made by the government, there are 5 poltergust models, 3000,3001,4000,5000, G-00, read our book "the science of ghost hunting" for more info about the poltergust models

POWER DRAINING MACHINE

During the rogue port incident it was uncovered that owner of the glitz pit wich is the main attraction of glitzville had an machine he seemingly made himself that is able to extract the power from other people and give it to himself, many competitors in the sport had their powers extracted using this machine and used the gold star (one of 7 Crystal stars located in rogueport) to power it, grubba after using the machine was quite a match against mario but grubba was eventually defeated

SUPERBOMBOMB

During the rogueport incident the suoerbombomb was made by the x-nauts to destroy mario but the item and blueprints where lost,luckily mario found the bomb and the backup bomb got activated by accident and caused casualties in the x-naut and koopa armies, sometime later a blueprint was found and studied, this bomb acts similar to the everywhere pow but is much much more deadly and harder to make,this weapon got many replicas for the army and is a last ditch weapon in case of emergency

SUPER SCOPE

The super scope was the mushroom kingdom's first try as a lazer based gun, it was made in the 90s and shoots lazerbeams that can blast trough anything that isn't metal or a star, at the time it was pretty expensive had low ammo and was weak because of the high energy cost, but sinse the star power breacktrough of 2007 new star power based super scopes where made, they're more powerful than the original one and have a lot of ammo in one charge.

TELMET

The telmet is a machine made by wario, it is a yellow helmet that uses TVs to teleport to locations around the world, as you may guess it reutilizes the pixelator tech made by gadd industries, not the full version as he decided to steal the beta version of the pixelator to make the telnet before the release of the pixelator, because of that it is not nearly as powerful than the pixelator and theres a high chance to lose essential body parts during use

THWOMP STOMPER

The thwomp stomper is a metallic shoe with bulletbill hills wich propels the user into the air and when the user fall it makes a small earthquake and will destroy any armor under the shoes when it lands, this shoe was conceptualized by mario during a fever dream he had back in the 90s wich was too weird to describe but years later he gave the idea to e-gadd and then a few years later the thwomp stomper was invented

VIRTUAL BOO

The virtual boo is the newest thing in the world of portable phones, this machine is a virtual reality device that allows you to do everything the dual scream was able to do and more, video calls use scanning technology to make a perfect 3d version lf the users, not only that it also allows the user to play virtual games and visualize maps in highly detailed manners, it can also play virtual reality and more,this handy machine has also a pixelator button you can use to teleport

BLOCKS

POW BLOCK (POWNON--LIQUID)

POW Blocks are, in simplest terms, containers of highly concentrated liquid Pownon. While in its gaseous form Pownon is light and generally harmless, it is very dense and dangerous while in a liquid state. If put under too much pressure, it will explode in a concussive burst powerful enough to make the ground quake within a certain radius. Due to this destructive potential, it is often used most prominently in military fields as a form of stun grenade.The blocks are designed to withstand up to a certain amount of force before collapsing, at which point a capsule of Pownon inside will burst, causing the liquid to react and release a precisely controlled shockwave. These capsules themselves also work as a weapon, but must be handled delicately or else they could be popped unintentionally. As such, purchase of POW Blocks in general is restricted, and even those who are licensed are limited in how many they can legally carry

? BLOCK

The ? Block is the most used storage unit in the mushroom world, it is used to store items and power ups, it has a high tech system that makes so anything inside it will be safe no matter what and any plant inside it will take long time to spoil,there are multiple variations like the big question block, the long question block and others, it is one of the most well known blocks in the planet and every house has one for storage,this itemmhas been used for so long the person who invented it is a mystery

! BLOCK

The ! Block is similar in design to the ? Block, the ! Block was designed to contain experimental items and unstable pownon liquid before the invention of pow blocks, it is also a emergency item container wich can only be opened if the respective emergency switch is activated, there are multiple colors used to distinguish between tipes of supplies,theres also a variant that instead of storing emergency items it creates bridges

RANDOM BLOCK/ROULETTE BLOCK

The random block also known as roulette block is a crystal like block that is full of energy wich when activated is turned into a random power up, it is quite rare but it was the base where the item box from the mushroom kart sport games, it was manufactured in the 90s but at the time the star technology used today wasn't present making this block too expansive to be made, it could cost up to 5000 coins to make one unit but now it has dropped to 200 coins to be manufactured wich while still expansive it's just a fraction from the 90s

HIDDEN BLOCK

Hidden block was developed by the mksi back in the 80s, it was developed to test the invisibility technology being studied at the time and has become a staple in annoyance ever since, this block is as you may guess is a invisible version of the ? Block and was designed to trick people like hiding behind a wall of these so a enemy hit face first into the invisible wall, it will stay invisible until it is hit, it is quite an annoyance and do to the accessibility of this many people use it for pranks and such

BRICK BLOCK

Brick blocks is how the mushroom kingdom stack bricks for transport, these brick blocks can have up to 30 bricks and was used for generations, in the 1985 invasion 99% of the population of the mushroom kingdom was turned into brick blocks and to this day touvlophobia (brick phobia) is still the most common phobia in the mushroom kingdom 35 years later,mushroom kingdom hero mario was able to break brick blocks countless of times using his hands now what that implies is up to interpretation, either hes very strong on the blocks are very fragile

BLITTY

Blitties is a cat like species known for being made of blocks, it is not exactly known why or how this species came into existence, this species is found all over the mushroom planet and is one of the most common pets in the world, there are many theories to why it exist, some say it was a experiment, some say it was a result of magic wich is very likely sinse many magikoopas where able to make life out of blocks, some even say its an alien species, whatever the origin may be many people are glad these block cats exist

COIN BLOCK

The coin block is a variant of the ? Block, this block isn't used to store item but is used to store coins, it is very similar to the ? Block and can hold up to 1000 gold coin each, it is most used in vaults,banks,safes etc, this block is used by many people and was developed in the 70s by the mksi,

GOLD BLOCK

The gold block similar to the brick block is the way the mushroom kingdom stores gold, a single gold block can hold 30 gold bars, each bar can be melted into 50 coins so 1500 coins per gold block, it was very rare and not oftenly used but sinse the 2012 gold flower disaster the gold block started being used way more often and banks are full of them,the gold blocks were used in the construction of the coin monument wich is just one of the things made to get the gold out of the economy

ITEM BOX

The item box is an energy efficient updated version of the random box, it like the random box when activated it uses high amounts of energy to make a random power up, the project started in 1996 but it was only completed in 2008 and finalized and started being commercially available in 2011,it uses star power to power it more precisely mini stars do to small generator space,this item is used a lot in mushroom kart where it's used to spice up the game

RECOVERY BLOCK

The recovery block is a high tech block filled with 1up extract, it has a syringe wich when the block is activated will inject 1up extract into the one who activated it wich will cause the person to be healed of any wounds they may have, it is another invention by the mksi, it was developed in 2000 but it only started distribution a few years later in 2005,selling of this object is eligal as its intended for hospitals and important buildings

RED POW BLOCK

The pow block as you know from the pow block entry is very unstable and is used as a explosive used in wars, the red pow block is an unstable prototype of the pow block therefore it's way more dangerous and activates by accident 10% of the time, the blueprints of this prototype was found in one of peaches castles and now new red pow blocks are being made, if you see a red Pow block call the police as it's very dangerous,

JUMP/NOTE BLOCK

The note block is a block wich is very bouncy and anyone who jumps on it will bounce high like a spring, this block also can contain items and makes instrument sounds when you jump on it,the winged note block will move according to the winds and some stars where hidden in some of them, theres a variant of this block wich makes the person who jumps on it jump high to the cloud level, it's used to enter cloud based cities

#mario #funny #paper mario #bolivia #book of mario #barbie the bob omb #mary #bunddle #1000 infernal air sleeves #10 images #mushroom kingdom life 2.0 #mushroom kingdom life 2 #vol1 #part 3 #chapter 4 and 6

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wumblr · 4 years

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now, you're probably wondering what i'm gonna need all this speed for. after all, i've been jogging in place under this highway overpass for 12 hours. but to answer that, we need to talk about the standard model of particle physics in terms of super mario 64, and if you thought my other tangents were complicated, just you wait. okay:

particles can only decay into products of equal or less energy. this is why “those damned vector bosons” were so hard to find -- W and Z boson interactions are very rare unless you are able to generate enough energy to start from a (more massive) top quark. SM64 doesn’t seem to have mass-energy equivalence, but neither does our universe at tangible scales, so if you assume the powerups from earlier installations in the series are simply objects that instantaneously give mario enough energy to become next-generation matter, then you could say that finding the vector bosons was a feat of sheer skill approximately equivalent to completing “watch for rolling rocks” in 0.5x a presses, since within the verisimilitude of the mario universe it would be like accelerating mario to the point that he became a level 3 fire-flower mario without ever eating any powerups (in order to observe vector boson decay):

(as a sidenote, since fire power is not accessible to mario in SM64, one must assume -- because this was perhaps the beginning of dr. egadd’s meddling in parallel universes, ultimately culminating in a handy and portable paintbrush that allows bowser jr. to revise an entire probabilistic distribution of timelines in super mario sunshine -- chronologically SM64 must precede the original SMB, which implies that somehow bowser’s infernal machinations caused the mario universe to lose an entire spatial dimension and/or travel to the past relative to our universe, which is thoroughly beyond the scope of this essay)

thus mario in the PU grid can be thought of as permissible particle excitations in their respective fields, and QPU-alignment can be thought of as appropriate routes to the particle interactions you would like to observe:

yes, this would seem to imply that many particle collisions generated at the large hadron collider and immediately discarded by the event filtering system may have been capable of containing interesting interactions or novel physics, but it likely would have been in overly complex edge cases that involved diverging from the most efficient QPU-alignment, and returning to it, before generating the uncommon particle interactions under observation:

”but that can be difficult if you’re not near out of bounds” -- or, stated another way, unsual particle interactions may have resulted from a chain of QPU-misaligned and individually uncommon interactions, each on the tail of their own individual probability distributions:

it’s necessary of course to note that one particle can have one or more decay products, so it’s perhaps more helpful to specifically identify mario as a quark and not an electron, with the fireballs he carries being a more appropriate analogy for electrons (and neutrinos). if we assume mario can decay into a mario/wario pair of equal or lower energy -- propagating, transforming, subdividing, and recombining across the PU grid -- thus we can derive 1) matter/antimatter asymmetry and 2) baryon/lepton number conservation, which can both be thought of as simply protagonist bias: 1) any character can transform into another, but there must always be more marios than warios or else it would be a wario game, and there cannot be an exactly equal number of marios and warios without significant localized asymmetries or else they would all annihilate each other and nothing would be happening, which we know not to be the case, and 2) all characters interact with multiple types of fireball, but they cannot decay into them, nor can fireballs decay into characters:

of course, really each generation of matter has its respective type of fireball, and even aside from character transmutation, mario can also change the color of his clothes without changing his identity, as well as some other stuff (i.e. yoshi, the force carrying boson of electromagnetism; the 8 goombas of the strong force, which have color charge; or the mass-governing peach boson) -- but these details don’t much matter much for our purposes:

in this way you can think of all particle collisions as some combination of marios and antimarios (and luigis and antiluigis) throwing hot and cold fire and antifire at each other and constantly trading identities in some kind of freaky friday writ large, with a virtual horde of goombas and yoshis popping in and out of existence in an attempt to try and mediate the conflict, while peach and bowser govern the parameters of war from their ivory towers. the more astute among you may have also noticed that bowsonic and marionic material can also decay into each other. ha ha, yes! they can, and it is also possible to create a peach boson out of marionic matter, but this was only recently confirmed in 2012. peach may employ an extremely difficult-to-detect type of peach-only fireball for political ends, but it has never been observed (the graviton). now, take “defacto speed” as an analogue for relativistic time dilation:

hgggq... fuckign..,. loop quantum gravity

as you can see, hhh the nature of probramming a circuguit in the guantum gomputer, hehh

*stumbles while jogging in place and just fucking goes zooming off into a portal to another universe*

#i'm sorry but i thought this was hilarious #it probably breaks down as a metaphor; sadly; somewhere in the peach/goomba interactions

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