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slavicafire · 4 months
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sobbing into my plate after overhearing a conversation between a mom and her tiny daughter in this shopping centre food court
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angryonabus · 3 months
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The Killer
So I was hanging out with some friends last night, and for whatever reason, we got onto the subject of whether or not we sleep with the bedroom door closed. Apparently it's safer in case of fires? But it turns out that most of my friends keep their bedroom door closed because of concerns about The Killer, aka, a person breaking into their house at night with the express intention of murdering them.
For the purposes of this poll, "I share a house/apartment" is for situations where you have your own bedroom, but there are other people living with you; "I share a bedroom" is for situations where there is another person sleeping in the same room.
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1percentcharge · 1 year
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One of my roommates cannot stand the way I play minecraft
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Yes. Have YOU considered that sometimes working on hard things is both necessary and worthwhile?
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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that
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luvalsworld · 7 months
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a canon event for every oldest daughter is being told “you would be a good lawyer”
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wellthatschaotic · 11 months
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non-it/its users need to get their shit together fr
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ryuuna · 20 days
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she just gives really nice compliments she can’t help it
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despazito · 1 year
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Need it to be understood that whenever I have m/f ships I ship them in an explicitly bisexual manner
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o0kawaii0o · 2 months
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Spring's Harvest!
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dustyhyena · 2 months
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obsessed with this fucking thang
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divorcedwife · 7 days
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chess inspired fashion
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el-pada · 8 months
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really bad mutant mayhem drawings ft mm usagi
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artist-rat · 2 months
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my main party and durge reveal <3<3 i call them the shenanigang
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osinthewhite · 3 months
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nothorses · 20 days
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after having an entire hour long conversation with my coworkers about what "degendering" is, and the importance of using trans people's pronouns when you know them- rather than always defaulting to "they/them" no matter what- and still getting "they/them"ed by people I trusted not to fucking do that to me, I have decided that the name and pronouns circle of introductions for new additions to the group will now include the very clearly stated boundary that they do not use "they/them" pronouns for me.
your move, cowards!
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