nah your small doodli booblies came in my dream as minions and they were eating bananas😭
may the 141 minions haunt you every night
bonus Price as Gru,,,,,,, AHSHASHAHSH
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before ever getting to know ghost, soap had a sort of crush-dilemma concerning the man—he never knew if it stemmed from a want to be with ghost, or be ghost.
because from afar, the lieutenant was, to put it simply, cool. he was mysterious, skilled, terrifying. he was many things and more, the sorts of things any soldier might aspire to be. and soap assumed, rather naively, that the lieutenant would be the same off the field as he was on: cool.
soap’s dilemma is easily solved, however, when he becomes friends with ghost. because ghost is actually very decidedly not cool. in all honesty, he’s a bit of a loser in soap’s opinion, but in a good way. an endearing way.
it becomes clear that the crush situation was a want to be with ghost, because after witnessing the man fumble conversations, stare down appliances when they don’t work (see: ghost forgot to turn them on), and lose sunglasses still on his head among so many other stupid things, soap decides he’s doing alright as himself.
he means that fondly, of course. but by god ghost is not as cool as he once believed.
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OKAY BUT YOUNG BEARD GHOST PLS
he never grows it more than this, or his mask would look real stupid - except maybe on leave
But he has to shave when they go back
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The real difference between soap and roach is that soap would murder anyone who got between him and his coffee, and roach is literally radioactive off all the monster and bangEnergy he drinks
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promare au thoughts because yes
soap & ghost are together and in their shared apartment, soap is letting his flames dance around ghost cuz happy + ghost thinks soap’s fire is beautiful. a flame touches ghost’s mouth and he then leans in to brush their lips together to blow the ember into soap’s mouth. needless to say the rest of the evening is spent on the couch, taking turns warming each others lungs with heated breath; soap thinks one of his favourite views ever is of his fire flickering in ghost’s mouth, on his tongue. ghost thinks the same of soap’s reaction to himself
btw don’t worry ghost’s safe to those unfamiliar, burnish can perform a kiss of life to share their sparks with one another and a non burnish can return a burnish’s flame back to them via this method too. in canon it’s for life saving purposes but it’s also used as symbolism for romantic love sooo
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