#even if it was venti lmao

[ink-blot-thoughts]

It is so eternally funny to me that the Fatui have acquired every single gnosis peacefully... except for Venti.

Zhongli had his contract, Yae Miko traded Ei's, Nahida also traded hers and Ei's, and Neuvilette just gave that shit away. Like we're introduced to them as stealing all the Gnoses and then they drop that shit immediately.

Even worse, they steal it from Venti. Fucking Venti. Mr Had a 500 Year Nap. Mr Tells His City To Be Free and Fucks Off. Mr Steals Wine For Himself. That dude. That's the one it was necessary to dropkick.

Like Signora could have sauntered up with an apple in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other and Venti would have given up his gnosis faster than you can say 'Freedom'.

And even if we go with the theory that Venti knows much more than he let's on, he would've have probably given it away anyway considering what we know now about the third Descender and all.

Like Signora had zero need for the bitchslap-dropkick-combo but she needed the Fatui to have a girl boss reputation so she did anyway. Rate. We stan a proactive Queen ig.

#genshin impact #genshin impact fatui #fatui harbingers #genshin #genshin lore #gnosis #like seriously its fucking Venti #its so funny to me not even Scara try to kick Ei's ass for the gnosis #like everyone else gets peace but Signora had to go to Mondstadt and decided nah thats shits personal im dropkicking him #In front of the church too like she did not give a fuck #i like to think she reports back to the tsaritsa who sighs loudly and internally wonders why the fuck she recruited all these batshit people #also rip Raiden she didnt even get to give away her gnosis despite the fact it was traded twice lmao #its the middle of the night and i cant sleep but im exhausted so yall get my insane genshin posting yw x

[wikiangela]

wip wednesday

tagged by @jesuisici33 @callaplums @daffi-990 @loserdiaz @thewolvesof1998 @disasterbuckdiaz @fortheloveofbuddie 💖💖

made a bit of progress on the sick fic so here it is🤷

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“Maybe we should get you to a doctor.” Buck muses, wrapping the blanket over Eddie’s shoulders.

“I don’t need- I just closed my eyes for a second. I’m fine.” he grumbles, fumbling with the blanket too long to want to actually throw it off, but he does in the end – he’s cold and refuses to admit it, and he’d rather sit here and pretend he’s fine. He’s impossible.

“Eddie, that cough did not sound fine.” he points out. 

“Buck-” he sneezes, and then wraps the sleeves of his hoodie over his palms. Buck raises his eyebrow, and Eddie pointedly avoids his eyes, as he not-so-discreetly wipes his nose with a sleeve. 

“I bought tissues.” Buck reaches for the bag and digs out a box, then tries to give it to Eddie, who, instead of taking it, just levels him with a stare, as he sniffles loudly, and swipes a sleeve under his nose again. “Seriously? You’re gonna be gross and disgusting just to prove you’re not sick?” That’s a new level of stubborn Buck hasn’t seen from Eddie yet. He can’t believe this is the man his heart decided it wants. And that even while sick and gross and stubborn and ridiculous, a part of Buck is still endeared by him.

“I’m not.” Eddie insists, sounding so congested Buck swears he can feel it in his own sinuses. “Let me just finish my coffee, and then I-” another sneeze. “Have so much to do today.” he finishes, but at least this time he reaches for the tissues, looking anywhere but at Buck, cheeks red.

“Yeah, no, all you’re gonna do today is rest and take some medicine.” Buck says decisively, then takes the bag in his hand, and slowly starts walking to the kitchen. “Get comfortable, and I’ll just put this all away and be right back. I bought meds, tissues, and something to cook you some soup-” he starts listing off, getting louder the further he gets. “Oh, and stopped by the farmer’s market to get honey. Did you know that honey has antioxidant and antibacterial properties?” he asks excitedly, ready to tell Eddie every single thing he found in his quick research. Buck learned a long time ago that with Eddie he doesn’t need to hold back and can rant and ramble all he wants, and Eddie is happy to listen to him.

“Yeah?” Eddie yells back, voice hoarse and strained. Buck can hear the couch shift as Eddie gets comfortable, maybe even finally lays down. He knows Eddie won’t just give in and admit he’s sick, but this is a start. “Why don’t you tell me all about it?” he sounds genuinely interested, though also really tired. 

“I will, just a sec! I’ll make you some tea with lemon and honey, how’s that sound?” he asks, and gets a grunt in response, though he’s not sure if that’s an answer, or if Eddie’s just trying to suppress a cough in an attempt to hide that he’s sick, as if Buck didn’t already know. He chuckles to himself. He really has his work cut out for him today.

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#wip wednesday #sick eddie fic #eddie is so ridiculous in this lmao #this is really gonna be so silly and fluffy i can't wait haha #buddie fic #buddie wip #buddie #wikiangela writes #my writing #fic snippet #my wips #still lowkey stuck on alive shannon and coffee shop #and this one isnt going so smoothly either #but im here and trying to work on it all! #ngl i still feel so fucking bad and exhausted and awful and sad i cant even explain it #i thought itd be better and id be back to myself after my cold and my period were over but nope #thought about taking a lil break from writing but tbh idk how id cope without it so pushing myself through it lol #this got venty lmao ignore me #i think this silliness is exactly what i need rn hahaha

[ralttsss]

One of my favorite things(and also something I find very hilarious) abt Diluven: The fact that Diluc's surname Ragnvindr more or less translates to 'Wind God' and that is just something so precious(and funny) to me

#genshin impact #diluc ragnvindr #venti the bard #diluven #venluc #all this #and u are telling me diluven is still only semi-popular??? #please like imagine they get married #and venti's name essentially become Venti wind god that would so funny #even without shipping them #I think its just funny that theres a dude in the land of the wind god who just happens to have surname that means 'wind god' #i just find it so funny lmao #I just love Diluven too much I'll eat up even the tiniest crumbs I find #genshin text posts

[eternal-moss]

If I had a nickel for every time I was in a fandom where Christianity did not exist but somehow characters had functional Christian guilt, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice..

This is referring to Genshin where for some reason worship of Barbatos follows Christian conventions (nuns wearing habits, Christian style worship, cross iconography, ‘sins’ like alcoholism being punished- ironic with how Venti behaves, and other things I’ve probably forgot).

Barbara and Jean are so interesting to me, they both are religious (the only characters having crucifixes in their clothes and Barbara being the literal deaconess, both daughters of the Seneschal), and there is clear conflict between the restrictive practices of the Church compared to how Barbatos actually wants his people to have freedom (a nice nod to actual Christian doctrine vs practice). Also the implications of Jean actually meeting Barbatos are so interesting, I wish they were explored more fully.

The second (or first, I was in this fandom before) was the dream SMP, where Church Prime & the Holy Lands were a repeated part of the storyline, with worship and even exorcisms being included. This lead to a lot of C!Tommy designs with crucifixes or rosaries, because the Church prime also had Christian iconography (the cross, pews etc.).

Anyway I love franchises having faux Christian influences (even if they’re like some animes like evangelion and death note which literally only have them for aesthetic purposes which I find hilarious) especially if characters are portrayed with pseudo-Christian guilt, I will eat that sort of portrayal up every time.

#Christianity #Genshin impact #Jean Gunnhildr #Barbara Pegg #Barbatos #Venti #Mossy rambles #Dream smp #dsmp #Tommyinnit #c!Tommy #What even is this post lmao #to the niche audience that it might reach #I hope you enjoy

[arcanemez]

i drew this as a joke but i liked how it turned out so I’m posting it lol 👌✨

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin venti #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #fanart #procreate #digital art #crossover #ive never even played baldurs gate 3 lmao #art

[cerulianvermillion]

The original seven archons must've had the most unhinged game nights ever

#They play chess and cards and boardgames #checkers and fantasy UNO #Nobody can beat Zhongli in Wei qi #like not even Rukkhadevata #and Venti is great at chess even though he doesn't ever admit it #Rukkha knows an insane amount of card games but she probably prefers the teyvat equivalent of DnD #makoto is def a card game girlie #But she's like. terrible at some and fantastic in others #Ei is surprisingly good at chess #Especially if food is on the line #so makoto makes her play #the og cryo archon might've enjoyed watching instead of playing #and the og pyro archon might've been horrible at go/wei qi #and the og hydro archon is great at monopoly lmao #原神 #genshin impact #archons

[inundatae]

An interesting thought that occurred to me is that with Neuvillette's voicelines and as with discussion with @grislyintentions that while Neuvillette is predisposed to carrying a vast amount of disdain towards the Archons and most of what is associated with them, I also don't believe that such beliefs are set in stone with him.

There is so much love and compassion with Neuvillette and he is known for his impartiality or at least his attempt at making an attempt to be fair and impartial. His position as a judge is paramount to him (to the point that I believe that judgement and justice was likely as much a part of the hydro sovereign as was their role as the god of life).

Which is why when he's throwing around such measurements of time as "four hundred years" when he chooses to eventually meet the other archons, I feel like there might be a plan there. We know with how there's already somewhat of a ticking clock that's counting down to some large world changing events that such time is likely not going to be allotted for Neuvillette.

But it's a fun thought that in his mind, perhaps he means to spend an equal amount of time with the other archons, to get the measure of their being. After all, he spent four hundred or so years with Furina, it is only fair that he allows the rest of the archons that much time.

#❛ㅤ⚜ㅤㅤㅤ✦ㅤ:ㅤwords surge and releaseㅤㅤ◟ㅤstudyㅤ◝ #whether or not he can even last a day with some of the archons is actually the real question #imagine him trying to keep venti company for even a week #him and ei would actually get around p well imo #same with nahida #it's him and zl that's going to be the real doozy lmao

[sparklecryptid]

Zhongli has to be fascinated with Inna, like, he’s something Morax has never seen before, and he’s old he’s seen a lot but nothing like Inna. Not a failed god or a fallen god or even a god god, Inna’s caught in the transition, neither one or the other yet both at the same time. The dual natures should fight each other, shouldn’t they? The mortal and ascended parts should repulse or subsume each other but they don’t! It’s interesting. It’s strange. It’s… New.

Zhongli is Intrigued. Inna is not-a-god but he also isn’t exactly human. He’s stuck in between the two and Zhongli has seen gods of all types but he’s never seen someone stuck. He’s never seen someone clinging to their humanity as desperately as Inna does. Inna doesn’t want to be a god. He doesn’t want the power that comes with it. He wants nothing to do with it.

Zhongli thinks of his past and wonders if he had been a bit less power hungry and a bit more human if he would have made the same choice.

(For all his longing, Zhongli will never truly be mortal or human. Despite this he thinks he can understand Inna’s desire to remain within the confines of mortality.)

#venti sends a message to zhongli after meeting inna like: HEY YOU EVER SEE SOMEONE STUCK BETWEEN GODHOOD AND MORTALITY? #zhongli goes: ???? #venti goes: lmao. lol even. don’t smite the two I’m sending you thanks #a flower in snow verse

[pachimation]

a little congratulatory drawing for finally (finally) nabbing this stupid little bard guy and his stupidly good crowd control

#genshin impact #genshin fanart #gi venti #venti #it took so many wishes to get him!! #not only did i lose the 50/50!! #but i had to run my pity into the high 80s after that before i got that stupid gold shooting star!!! #had to dip into my scara reservoir but also his aoe is so worth it that i dont even feel that bad abt it T^T #making shit go succ succ into the blackhole is so fucking satisfying lmao

[daily-anemo]

okay so uH

//spoilers???

A while ago there were rumors about Scaramouche aka the balladeer, being a new anemo character, how r u all feeling about that?

They get along very well!

(Xiao was being held back by the others as he was about to murder the Wanderer.)

#daily 4nemo #its not even 4nemo anymore lmao #venti #scaramouche #wanderer #art #fanart #i totally didnt take 2 whole month to answer this #im back baby. give me more asks.

[yaeggravate]

it's cute that when the characters play tcg they tend to use the cards of the ppl they care about

like ayato and ayaka, keqing and ganyu, jean and barbara, amber and collei etc

....and then you have venti using kaeya's card as an act of psychological warfare 😭

#i know other characters have used random cards too but this specific instance stands out #why not xiao whose card synergizes well with him or even yae miko 😭 #.txt #i wonder if kaeya would've used him in his deck too if venti's card had been released back then lmao #i know he would've let him die during the first round

[c6scaramouche]

A Xiaoven piece I made for my friend for the holidays, which was also a good excuse to practice lmao

#genshin impact #genshin xiao #xiao #venti #xiaoven #genshin venti #my art #my post #im still not the biggest fan of my style... i want to change it but i find it hard to even draw naturally in this style lmao #i need way more practice #not to talk about learning color theory shading and anatomy #pls dont make fun of me lmaooo i know it aint that good

[melodicbreeze]

He wonders if the Holy Lyre has finally reverted back to its broken form... surely it couldn't have lasted this long? He hadn't thought he'd sent the form that far back... but there's been no word of it....

#ic #just remembered when hangouts first dropped #even though it was ages after the start of the game #they still didnt know the lyre was broken lmao #damn venti what did u do

[starlitwishes]

@whirlwiinded

… Yeah, that sounded about right.

#muse: Wrenn #IN WHICH THIS IS THEIR FIRST EVER INTERACTION LMAO #Wrenn making dick pasta and Venti eating it #The start of a beautiful friendship #like Wrenn can’t even be mad at Venti here bycrctv hc #This is just so ON BRAND for him #v; maybe i’ve had one too many

[tempests-bards-and-birds]

HYV STOP MAKING ME WANT TO PULL FOR NEUVILLETTE

#I NEED TO STAY STRONG FOR FURINA #even if it means skipping venti's rerun :( #ok but like. tbf. i don't really need his c1 #i do have him on a dps build (obviously) but i never use his ca so there's no point really #and yeah i would like his other constellations but the only problem is that they're locked behind the c1 lol #hmm. maybe i'll let myself pull until a five star and we'll see what happens #i do really want to be able to at least guarantee myself furina tho #even if i don't get her weapon #honestly tho jade cutter would probably be pretty decent on her and that's hopefully gonna be getting a rerun on albedo's next banner so #idk #anyway i can't give in and pull for another dragon grandpa #tempest's dumb thoughts #i say “oh jade cutter would probably be pretty good on her” but like. it's good on almost every dps sword character so lmao #it's basically the staff of homa/aqua simulacra of swords so

[paradoxspaceheater]

wip tag game

Share the last line of your work in progress, then tag as many people as there are words in it.

thanks @esmeraldablazingsky for the tag :D

i last stopped writing in the very beginning of a paragraph, so this line is really kinda nothing but *shrug*

A hobby? Xiao recalled his conversation with Venti.

i don’t rlly know enough people who are writers ^^” i will tag @wndrlndswrst and @ambassadorheli1

#my writing #tag game #this fic isn’t even xv LMAO it’s just i can’t help but insert venti into unrelated fics