#ever after high my beloved

[annymation]

Oh for crying out loud Disney 🙄

Making Descendants just to spite Mattel wasn’t enough? Y’all are blatantly copying them now???

Have some shame.

#Disney #disney descendants #descendants #ever after high #ever after high my beloved #Cupid you deserve better #disney critical

[hoolay-boobs]

Raven you little sapphic bisexual you

#it’s me I’m the fan she answered :D #wikia #fandom wiki #ever after high #eah #raven queen #eah raven #ever after high raven #bisexual #erin fitzgerald #bisexuality #eah fandom #fandom #bi #bisexualism #bi pride #bi positivity #bisexual pride #bisexual positivity #bi characters #bisexual characters #bi representation #bisexual representation #bi bi bi #sapphic #wlw #sapphic characters #sapphic pride #raven queen my beloved

[mannanerz]

kitty doodle page bc i drew a long time ago but never posted it😭 she’s literally all i ever draw nowadays cuz all i can ever think about is her in a cat meme format (as displayed in some images above)

#eah #ever after high #eah fanart #kitty cheshire #overly dramatic cartoon version of kitty cheshire my beloved #i cant explain why im obsessed but i just am #will prob do a design for her for my au soon…hopefully

[carefulfears]

☕️ + 6.15 arcadia (the episode as a whole, the playing house, etc)

imagine you're in love with your partner and you want him to fuck you so bad and you want to have his babies so bad and then you go on a job where you have to pretend to be married to him and the whole time he's just like "mmhm. you want to fuck me so bad. anyway."

happened to my friend dana.

arcadia is the absolute pinnacle of what i call the "twisted fanfic" that is season 6, and per usual, it all hinges on what is unspoken. this is their first assignment back on the x-files. this is their first assignment since "you're making this personal" (how personal is it now?). since the worst fight of their lives was followed immediately by...congratulations. back down to that office. no one but each other. (till death do you part).

"be like the others...before it gets dark"

arcadia is very allegorical, and the horror lives simultaneously in the uncomfortable perfection of tradition, of suburban matrimony, and the dangers of straying from.

there is danger in cleaving to tradition, for mulder and scully. it reminds them of too much. it's something that they don't really actually want, but are shamefully aware that they should. at the same time, in the "american dream" of the arcadian falls, to deviate from tradition is to be hunted and killed.

and they're simultaneously mocking this life, and the intrusive fact that they'll never have it.

the best part of arcadia, is mulder. this is possibly the most top-tier annoying mulder episode. and it is only so because he's doing it on purpose, and it is grating.

mulder's strategy in arcadia? to fuck around and find out.

people who live in the falls are going missing. it seems to be related to the intense commitment and stress surrounding the community's guidelines. so what do you do? stick a plastic flamingo in the yard. kick a mailbox. dig a pool. put your basketball hoop out at 10:30 at night.

(one of my favorite moments of the episode is when mulder is playing basketball on the driveway, and the neighbors are freaking out, screaming, crying. and he goes to check on win's wife and sees the monster come out, as you just hear someone drag the basketball hoop back into the garage. be like the others before it gets dark, you are not immune. arcadia has consequences.)

it has not been that long since scully asked, don't you ever just want to stop?

Mulder, it's the dim hope of finding that proof that's kept us in this car, or one very much like it, for more nights than I care to remember. Driving hundreds if not thousands of miles through neighborhoods and cities and towns where people are raising families and buying homes and playing with their kids and their dogs, and…in short, living their lives. While we...we just keep driving. Don't you ever just want to stop? Get out of the damn car? Settle down and live something approaching a normal life?

this is the closest to settling down, to normal life, that they'll ever get, so what do you do? accuse her of just wanting to "play house." tell her she "fit[s] in really well here." crack jokes about "honeymoon videos" and crossing the threshold and being "married now," while arranging the bed to where she couldn't join even if she wanted to.

when asked what he does for work, mulder answers that he works from home, "which is great for laura because she gets me all to herself."

this is their first assignment, since their argument over his relationship with diana. and according to him, she just wants him all to herself.

no one ever asks scully what she does for work, though. every woman is introduced as a wife. every dinner table is prepped and cleared by the women, who are then sent away from that table when discussion turns to the circumstances of their society. they hold no input regarding a monster who will "want" them for their husbands' crimes.

mulder even mocks this dynamic, with his sandwich joke. the horror of the falls is tradition, and tradition is predicated on misogyny, on a controlled deficit of visibility.

be like the others before it gets dark: a "normal life" may be perilous, but they'll still never have it. (even when they have the house and the fence for real, he isn't hers.)

and the final shot of arcadia is mulder and scully getting back in the car. driving off, while scully's voiceover informs that the arcadian falls have been named one of the top planned communities in california, for the sixth year running.

#kissing walter skinner on the mouth for sending them to pretend to be married during the most intense and high-strung period of their lives #sometimes he just sits around giggling to himself about what kinda situations he can put these kids in and i love that about him #asks #arcadia #YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH MEEEEEEE #(hand in unlovable hand) #S6 my beloved my favorite season ever (after s1) #ranking msr episodes 1-10 based on how 'no children' by the mountain goats they are #(which they typically arent bc typically they're just obsessed with each other but when it's down it's down) #forever thinking about the incrementum chapter for arcadia #where scully wonders if this is how he was with diana #that's the other thing it's like...mulder comes from this world of wealthy repression #and it's strongly contextual that he's been married before #and scully's very on the outside of that as well

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Show Dexter is a bland nerd boy stereotype who is boring compared to his siblings, this I agree. However if I see you insulting book Dexter I am throwing hands IMMEDIATELY. I am consuming your lungs. Eating your esophagus. That’s my GOOFY BOY right there. That’s my judgmental, observant, weird ass freak (affectionate). Book Dexter is someone totally different and if I catch anyone insulting him by calling him of all things “boring”, it’s on sight

#boox dexter my BELOVED he was done sooo dirty #dexter charming #ever after high

[littlegreengent]

I love all eah fanart ofc but my fave thing has to being seeing the artists who give them realistic high school designs with cute lil backpacks n sneakers and then immediately seeing the artists that go no, the historic inspiration did NOT go hard enough, THEY WILL WHERE ROCOCO DRESSES TO CALCULUS

#eah #ever after high #fan artists my beloveds #it’s like euphoria but ancient

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Power princess shining bright slaps actually

#madurday night live #ever after high #power princess shining bright was the peak song in the dragon games season #ever after high dragon games my beloved #best eah season to me

[irl-leafbug]

Goth Girl And Her Dorky Gf,,, Love Them 💕

Read My Dni Pretty Please!! In My Pinned ♡

#Transfem Dexter My Beloved #Luv Her So Much #Her And Her Gf!! #Theyre T4t #eah #ever after high #raven queen #dexter charming #transfem dexter charming #eah rebels #eah royals #my arts

[xxcherrycherixx]

Any art related to “Cupid finally scores” yet? Your nsfw art is magical 👁️💋👁️

boom! is this what you wanted?

nah but fr im currently trying to make some higher quality art for you anon 💕

#how to get free art out of me: compliment my work 💀 #im an attention whore!!! i like to know if people like my shit 👉👈 #ever after high #c.a cupid #dexter charming #dexpid #also the return of the cupid tramp stamp my beloved!! #my art

[random-disaster-05]

Hey there y'all...Just wanted to come on here with a quick question...

How old is Cedar Wood?

Like did her dad carve her in the form of a baby and she just grew from there?... Did he carve her in her sixteen year old body and just acted like a really tall baby for a while?... Was she enchanting just to know everything already when her dad made her body to be a teenager?... Is she literally just a one year old but was magically given the proper level of knowledge from the Blue Fairy?... Can she even physically grow while she's made of wood?

I have so many questions about this girl...But only bc I love her so much.

#ever after high #eah #cedar wood #i have questions #i literally cannot get enough of cedar #if u couldn't tell already #maybe i should stop overthinking a kids show for dolls #... #NAH imma keep asking questions #cedar my beloved

[starrylayle]

I’m in the middle of writing a monster high fan fiction but for some reason my brain has decided that now is the time to hyperfixate over adventure time, miraculous ladybug, marauders, hunger games/tbosas and the 2012 littlest pet shop show.

For once I would like to obsess over shows one at a time. Ughh. Anyway,,, happy new year everyone!!

#monster high #adventure time #miraculous ladybug #marauders #tbosas #littlest pet shop 2012 #lps 2012 #I fear my ever after high and heathers phases are slowly re-emerging too #also the fact that I always obsess over the most random characters?? #like why am I reading a 227k nino lahiffe fic #and why is it lowkey the best fic I have ever read #simon petrikov the ultimate babygirl sexyman #also sejanus my beloved <33 #AND WOLFSTAR OFC!! #y’all are sleeping on lps 2012 btw #anyways #I’m also getting into stardew valley #I fear this monster high fic may never be completed ://

[inamindfarfaraway]

I love Briar Beauty, so I made a musical-style scripts for an original song all about her. And a reprise, because I love reprises. The first one explains her philosophy of living to the fullest at the beginning and the second is during Thronecoming when she’s fully, consciously turned against her destiny. Feedback and comments are very appreciated!

Other EAH song lyrics I’ve written:

“To Tell the Truth”

“Destiny”

“Such Wonder”

@emotionalsupportcartoonschools @my-middle-name-is-xylophone @royalrebelpropaganda @eahravinqueen @feline17ff

#briar beauty #my beloved #her character development my BELOVED #ever after high #eah #thronecoming #eah fan song #fan song #fan script

[stone-cold-style]

Hopper headcanons because gay frog go brrr

Has a really low self esteem, he thinks he's undesirable in both his forms

He's terrified that he's never going to find love, one of the reasons being that he'll be cursed forever if he doesn't.

He's gay and a trans man, but has forced himself to he straight because he's afraid people won't see him as a real man if he's not, and also fears that his sexuality gets in the way to his happily ever after.

His parents know that he's trans and are ok with it to a certain point, but ask him to hide it. That just adds to his anxiety about being seen as a real man. 

If someone points out that his frog form is female he will have a stroke, thank you very much

He actually has frog traits in his human form, like frog eyes, which he hides with contact lenses. He's afraid that if someone finds out they will think he's some kind of disgusting monster. 

His skin and hair are like really oily doesn't matter how many showers he takes and products he uses

He has a crush on Dexter and he's actively repressing the hell out of it, especially because he knows Dexter is straight and already has a crush on Raven

He has a… taste for eating insects, especially flies that he tried his hardest to ignore, but sometimes his mouth will move faster than his brain and he'll catch a fly, especially when he's nervous

Actually his frog traits really shine when he's nervous, he'll croak and jump ridiculously high everytime something startles him

His tongue is also ridiculously long e and flexible.

He's a royal because he's scared that someone will never love him if they aren't destined to be together, also he feels like he has to overcompensate for his transness, his sexuality and his curse

#hopper my absolutely beloved #ever after high #eah #eah headcanons #hopper croakington ii #eah hopper

[naivesilver]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Ever After High, Le avventure di Pinocchio | The Adventures of Pinocchio - Carlo Collodi Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Pinocchio & Cedar Wood (Ever After High), Lucignolo | Lampwick & Pinocchio, Lucignolo | Lampwick/Pinocchio Characters: Cedar Wood, Pinocchio, Lucignolo | Lampwick Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Father-Daughter Relationship, Fluff, First Meetings, Friendship/Love, Insecurity, Speculation, about cedar's early years mostly, Self-Indulgent, Kid Fic Summary:

For child I am so glad I've found you/Although my arms have always been around you/Sweet bird although you did not see me/I saw you (Sinéad O'Connor, This Is To Mother You)

  A very young Cedar meets her father's oldest friend.

#REJOICE! BABYGIRL BE UPON YE #ever after high #pinocchio #eah #cedar wood #lampwick #lampwickcore #fanfic #my beloved kiddo.......I Care Her

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I was a monster high kid but I was first and foremost an ever after high kid Apple White and Raven Queen will always own my heart

#apple and darling charming my sapphic girlies #also mia and me lollirock and glitter force and winx club- #winx club my beloved #fate the winx saga I hope you die #madurday night live #I loved the monster high movies but the ever after high series will always be first place in my heart

[titsthedamnseason]

the tokyo ever after series is genuinely perfect

#royal romances my beloved #and this one SLAPS. best straight ya royal romance #because nothing is beating her royal highness for me BUT IZUMI CAN WIN OVER THE REST OF THE STRAIGHTS #mine #tokyo ever after #and maybe….not PERFECT because tokyo dreaming needed more akio #but it is otherwise flawless