#everything happened SO FAST

[bennett-ametyst]

I can’t belive my artblock was destroyed by an Onceler reference in a Genshin Impact leak

#scara’s burst is familiar isn’t it? #everything happened so fast #the long-awaited fandango was an onceler reference all along #nahida is the lorax #still cant belive it #after three years this is my first contribution to the fandom #wanderer genshin impact #scaramouche #genshin impact 3.3 leaks #genshin impact leaks

[windy-apple]

….

#seeing bob last week feels like some sort of fever dream now #i wish i’d managed to say more than ‘nice to meet you’ #everything happened so fast #but it was still so exciting #definitely one of the better things to happen in my life for 2023 #there are a few of my bog mutuals that i wish could have been right there with me #anyway…just thinking thoughts tonight

[hissterical-nyaan]

I feel so broken

#everything happened so fast #we had to put the dog down #there were so many people present there #everyone cried for atleast an hour #i miss him so much #i never thought I had it in me to see a dog like that #but I had to arrange the whole funeral.... brought him beautiful flowers #....idk if I did right or wrong

[lalalalooost]

I woke up feeling heartbroken because of Alchemy of Souls. Rewatching makes me cry even more. /sobs;

#alchemy of souls #it broke my heart #everything happened so fast

[enbyshads]

can't believe i forgot that twilight turns into an alicorn at the end of the third season, i forgot so many things about this show

#everything happened so fast #i need to rewatch the episode bc i barely payed attention #my little pony #bat talks

[xo-indulgence]

I can’t process what just happened in this new episode of chainsaw man… 😳

#chainsaw man #anime #I didn’t read the manga #No spoilers #aki hayakawa #chainsaw man denji #makima #power #himeno #everything happened so fast #seriously wtf

[blackgirlwatchesthings]

There was no way Shuri could leave after seeing super secret Talokan. It would not make sense to release her on Namor's part. Maybe that was a point of her asking? But then Namor said "I'll keep you both." I'm sure Shuri would have been able to convince him to let Riri go if Nakia hadn't shown up. There would have been a lot of negotiations and espionage to gather Intel in the surface world and that would have been a lot of fun to see.

#tactically made no sense for ramonda to make that call #namor snuck into wakanda #his people followed shuri and okoye #they're crazy strong have vibranium and water grenades #they have the advantage of water and land #wakanda had no other idea of what they're capable of or what they know #ramonda fucked up #grief makes you do stupid things #why wasn't anyone protecting Ramonda anyways?? #the TWO people namor was obviously coming for unguarded in the throne room and they know full well that nigga got wings! #what were they doing?? #everything happened so fast #black panther 2 spoilers #spoilers #black panther 2

[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility #but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion #that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone #i am an environmental educator #so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering #that people are going through #without doing my research and providing real ways to help #this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning #to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering #unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this #and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this #and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity #(complaining) #and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself #for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion #i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out #rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually. #my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free #is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY. #anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i #which is more than their CEOs can say

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#sherlock #it might be the cough medicine but I'm really feeling the bbc sherlock wedding episode today #a good feeling ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #like finding an old block of cheese in the back of the fridge you forgot about and its gotten super hard and chewy #i currently have half a block of gouda curating in the vegetable cupboard #waiting #how are you doing friends!! C: #I'm good! I still have the cough but I also got a new scarf #I'm still thinking about buying window colors as well but I am waiting if that is also just because of the cough medicine #I can't believe it's already been a year since I have moved! last year I was doing everything here for the first time #and now everything is happening for a second time! that year was both very long and also happened very fast #our floor in the “office” my father wanted to install still is not completly done but he threw up last time he tried #he did not threw up because of the floor but because every time he does a home renovation project he drinks 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola #we are trying to not make him drink 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola but he doesn't want anyone else to finish the floor I think so we just do #not mention the hole in the floor #have a nice autumn day friends!! I hope you're doing well! ( ´͈ ◡ `͈ ) #♥

[thronealigned]

no it's fine this mind flayer is totally my friend and 100% honest with me all the time it's ok it likes me everything's so normal

#bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #i love how raphael directly calls you out on this. 'if id have known you were so gullible i wouldve tricked you into selling your soul for #a bowl of beans when we first met' #and then just keeps insulting you more if you keep insisting emp's really your ally #oc: impulse #sure this'll go in their tag #everything about impulse's Thing with the emperor is so funny to me. and then deeply fucked up if you think about it long enough. and then #really funny again if you think about it even longer #one day i'll do their 2.0 playthrough so i can fully form all my thoughts. and get better screenshots and the ceremorphosis ending #i mean there's nothing stopping me from loading an impulse 1.0 save and going ceremorphosis from there but idk it'd feel wrong #impulse has more tadpoles in their brain than synapses by act 3 and it does really fundamentally change them as a person #tfw your chaotic neutral act-first-ask-questions-never no-impulse-control 17 CHA bestie becomes one of the most detached calculating people #you've ever met. all their old casual wit and humor is still there but they think before they speak now and that really shouldnt feel as #sinister as it does. they have this look in their eye and it feels like they view everyone around them as lesser beings #not because they view other people as subhuman or worse than they are but because they view themself as something *more* #if they have any raw unfiltered emotion left you haven't seen it in weeks. there's one person(?) who gets Unrestrained Feelings privileges #and it's the fucking illithid that lives in their mind and not any of their actual non-monster normal-ish-person friends. that human #connection is fading so fast now. when did they change so much? it happened so slowly in the moment but suddenly now they seem like they #were never the person you became friends with at all #and like impulse is a pretty selfish person from the start but they *did* genuinely like and care about the rest of the party. they were #friends. and by the end of act 3 that friendship should be the deepest and most meaningful it's ever been. but. it just isn't. #so on and so forth etc etc like that. All That Bullshit makes their relationship with lae'zel so interesting (and upsetting) too #they encourage her to side against vlaakith and then they never even try to free orpheus for her and her people's sake. they never even #think about it. they never consider it as an option. they just don't care. and then they EAT HIS BRAIN. #very possibly RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. #and she's just left adrift. a rebel with no rebellion to lead and very little hope #i'm unwell. #ok i'm done this is a silly meme post. but god i have so many thoughts i have barely been keeping contained

[tapeworrmart]

COME HOME

#Re did this a bit cuz I HATED it last night. Still wanna draw more simon probs more sketchy things #At ch 7 of cry if fear and I'm so emotional about my boy Simon. That's just a lad!!! #The way he reacts to everything happening around me. The whole forest level??? My god #The fact he breathes fast and gets scared before you even see the enemy fucks me UP like boy calm down please #Relatable tho #Cry of fear #simon henriksson #Cof #Cof simon #Cry of fear simon #fan art #art #sketch #character art #horror #Horror game

[jimmy-is-stuck-in-a-jar]

had a dream where the ‘not talking’ meant that Aziraphale and Crowley literally still hung out together was all still lovey dovey but they just don’t talk at all, like non verbal love or something

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #not talking huh? no problemo just do sign language #everything just kind of happened in the background #Muriel was there too but they were like so fast I don’t know what they were even doing

[slavicafire]

I can't take this game man. I can't. it's a video game it shouldn't make me feel like my heart is about to give out.

#freaking it sensitive style at the disco #everything happened so fast. what the fuck

[0509-brainrot]

shake up that brain

#milgram #milgram project #mikoto kayano #my art #ah.. i suppose it's fine if i just put my general milgram art here too right? #anyways guess who Actually remembered how to draw ..? #kinda? i don't really know how this drawing happened it all happened so fast #but i like how it turned out ! i've been hating how everything i draw turns out lately guhhh #started off as a bit of a vent doodle then i thought “wait this looks kinda good” and here we are #i really like drawing mikoto when i'm stressed they're fun to draw :)) #i haven't done a like. Full Actual drawing in so long aaaa (no i don't count the previous arts on this blog those were more like doodles..) #i apologize to all the 0509ers following me i have not been putting out my best work for them.. #i have ideas cooking *rubbing hands together* #but for now.... kotos !! I think they're neat

[emotional-mess-in-distress]

My second playthrough of exocolonist was so funny likee

I was trying to get into a relationship with both Dys and Sym. But somehow messed up and didn't flirt enough with either. I also changed my mind halfway through and let Dys bomb the colony just to see what happens. And then let him become a gardener. And then I got into a relationship with Sym. And then I became governor and saved everyone.

I just find it funny to think about this through that timeline's Sol eyes like.

You have a crush on this guy since you were a kid.

And hey! If that's not working out you also have a crush on this hot alien you just met. You shoot your shot with both.

Then you just fucking randomly find out they're together after one of em bombed the colony you're planning to lead.

Your childhood crush turns into brain goop. You have a very emotional moment.

You think your romantic life is fucked.

Not even a month later you fuck the alien in a cave.

Then another month later you overthrow the government.

Then you falsify info for everyone on earth to think the planet exploded.

And at the end of the year you strike a deal with the consciousness that's been trying to kill you and save everyone you love.

I just know that version of Sol had years cut off their life just by the sheer stress of that one last gameplay year 😭😭😭

#i was pissing myself when i saw dys out after he bombed the colony #because sym was just soooo #“my love” #“yes my darling” #“love love love love” #i just know that version of Sol was sitting there looking at both of the guys they liked like “ #“🥲🥲🥲🥲 so happy for you💔” #djjdjxkdm #anyway #i did think they were adorable #got everything happened so fast late game #it was a really fun run tho #i super liked the governor ending for my Sol #i think it might be my favourite one #sorry marz 💔 #ill do a run where ill let her have the title instead i swear. #iwatex #i was a teenage exocolonist

[quickhacked]

introducing night city's second worst family (please for the love of god click for better quality!) // most of them belong to @reaperkiller =^) diana "vulture" crane >> a high profile fixer from city center's velvet harbor; stays out of the family business and with that avoids most of the drama that comes with it maxwell crane >> diana's ambitious younger brother and ceo of the spaceship elysium; competitive and brash and generally doesn't get along well with others kinsley osborn >> maxwell's wife and ceo of the spaceship elysium; idealistic and somehow still believes that arasaka doesn't own them (they do (but they're also getting fucked over by cobra cybernetics)) jesse colton >> the youngest of the coltons and the only bearable one; doesn't want to be involved but loves to create family drama on purpose to make everyone else worse william colton >> the oldest of the coltons and ceo of cobra cybernetics; sweatiest sack of potatoes of a man you've ever met and that's all you need to know about him luiza colton-vidal >> william's wife and oldest sibling of the vidal family; absolutely here for the money but she's good at keeping up appearances (and yes she gets william killed (it takes everyone almost a year to figure that out)) alana cartier >> brilliant arasaka scientist and head scientist of arasaka's serpent projects; used to be married to sebastian vidal (luiza's younger brother and main test subject of project cobra) andrew colton >> the middle sibling of the coltons, alana's husband, and head of arasaka's special programs branch; he's the cause of everything that happens in the story

#cp2077 #cyberpunk 2077 #art #art:jesse #art:vulture #art for others #nuclearocs #nuclearart #'officially' claiming two of them and maxie and kinsley are shared custody with the rest of elysium and the others are from red =^) #tumblr killed the quality of the first pic because the full piece is like nearly 40mb so i had to nerf it but it's ok #that's why i added the closeups =^) please don't let this flop also do you know how much work this was. i am very proud of it #little andy was not supposed to be this fuckable but i want him so bad now it makes me look to the left really fast #family dinners with these cunts are HORRIBLE. i would just end it all right then and there and you know what? none of them would care #but yeas so basically everything that happens in the extended blorboverse with cassidy etc is caused by this family ^_^ <3