#extreme meat eaters

[soldier-poet-king]

I cannot stress how much I hate thanksgiving BC the never ending leftovers and I'm going to STARVE because it's a horrible bad sensory experience and so it's like. Well I guess I'm eating cereal for dinner all week

#not to be like boo hoo i have to cook for myself all week #but i dont get to do the grocery shopping so i have limited options #and when i cook instead of eating leftovers with everyone else my mother gets pissy with me #BUT I FUCKIN HATE LEFTOVERS #there are extremely few foods I'll est leftover #its a sensory thing. leftover meat is the fuckin worst i woukd rather die #and so. im hungry and cranky and upset and am going to be eatint cereal al week #and eating bad makes my moods fluctuate and everything is bad #i should go to the gym but i have a headache. probably from not eating #I DIDNT CHOOSE TO BE A PICKY EATER OK #Im sorry my family eats so much meat. if uckin hate it

[lqnar]

idk if this is controversial but some meat eaters are so weird about eating meat? currently watching a costco haul and she bought so much meat/seafood/whatever and that’s fine but she is like... justifying it? Like “we don’t eat meat on fridays, that’s when we have a lot of sea food” so you do eat meat (i guess it’s a question of how you define meat but it’s still animal bodies) but you’re trying to be less guilty about it?

I did this too before i went full veggie (like i’d be like “i only cook vegetarian food myself, i only eat meat w family, when served by others or when at restaurants”) which like ok king but you still eat meat. idk i mean i get that it’s about reducing and not eliminating it from your diet for a lot of people but i find it so weird how people act about it. not that being full carnivore and unapologetically meat loving is better but i find it so weird when people say things like “i don’t actually like to eat meat but...” because in my mind it’s like... then don’t? and i know people have different life situations, knowledge, family situations etc that can make being vegan or vegetarian harder but sometimes i feel like meat eaters feel like they need to excuse their food habits when talking to someone who doesn’t eat meat.

i find myself wanting to explain in similar ways why i’m not vegan but i stop myself because i don’t have to do it, people who are vegan don’t want or need to know, no matter how much i think being vegan is great, if i’m not vegan myself it doesn’t matter that much? idk if that makes sense.

basically i guess it’s just that people are so weird about what they eat and how they eat and why they eat what they eat. and especially when it comes to ethics it gets even weirder.

#realizing that im the exact same but w veganism is like. ok hypocrite <3 but it's whatever i'm just ranting u know. #also amberlynn reid is like this like she keeps eating and cooking meat while talking about how it grosses her out?? ok? #people can have legitimate reasons to eat animal products/bodies and it's fine. #like for me i find it really hard to find safe food that is vegan and i struggle with binging. and while i would never binge on meat ever #i do binge on products with dairy. #it's not a burden or hassle whatsoever for me to be vegetarian. i find it extremely easy #so i guess my view is tainted by that because to me it's just like ''well then just do it'' #but i know people are the same with other diets and other ethical choices. #that i still struggle with. so yeah. #but i still find it so interesting and weird how meat eaters will talk about eating meat while almost apologizing to vegetarians lmfao. #i'm not telling anybody to change it's just an observation.

[sleepy-achilles]

I nearly forgot to post this!

Now, I'm not a meat eater, but if an extinct animal comes back from being, you know, extinct, should our first question truly be: should we eat them?

#woolly mammoth #once again #vegetarian #so idk if you meat eaters think differently #and im kinda a vegetarian because ive never physically been able to eat meat or fish so dont take this as a extreme vegan approach #im not the vegan teacher #or vegan but whatever #but my point is still valid

[starkidlabs]

Very much dislike my uni flat. I wish I lived somewhere else.

#in comparison to undergrad this is hell #firstly I was kept up until 5am last night with people talking extremely loudly both in their room/the corridor (I had a 10am presentation) #then nobody wipes down surfaces or anything in the kitchen #it’s also hell being a vegetarian because people literally leave chunks of steak in the sink and place open packs of liver on my fridgeshelf #(like I don’t wanna be an annoying vegetarian but I would never have done that when I ate meat even if everyone in the flat was a meat eater #then a select group is always have huge socials in the kitchen with strangers and they don’t make accommodations for you needing to cook #I mean they will literally stand in front of the cooker and not move from the cupboards you need to get into and then sort of just give you #dirty looks the entire time. #because of this I haven’t been able to cook anything beyond freezer food for like a month #I don’t really know what to do at this point? #like I’m too anxious as coming across as an asshole if I say anything because no one in my flat talks to me #really pleased I made friends on my course tho otherwise I would have kms #also just went into the kitchen and I’m pretty sure one of them was making fun of me :( #(I think at least because one of the girls said to just ignore him)

[vinegar-doppio-official]

trying to balance the scales between not fucking spending so much goddamn money on food, and giving me and my large companion sufficient nutrience to not feel like life isnt worth living anymore

#if it were up to me i really would live on rice and hot dog meat but hes an extremely picky eater and i cant not take that into consideratio #mayhaps moving into a new and smaller place would be ideal but then again this place is cheap for the size its got aaaaaanndddd #it was impossible to find an apartment before because he lacked a few requirements since hes an immigrant person and we only got this place #because its being sub-rented by a line of like 4 different people ksdnjskksdfnk But god i think i really would rather just live on a single #room with him if it meant having more money cause we spend the entire day and eat most meals at work anyways so like... whats the point #im just ranting cause we've talked about this but we cant quite move yet and its driving me up the wall cause im a dumb bitch that spends #too much but hes WORSE somehow. I literally have to pick things out of the shopping cart or else he forgets they cost his hard earned money #and then hes a worm on the floor like nooooooo.... money

[yumenosakiacademy]

the fact “nutritionist” is a job is fucking pathetic. the internet exists. u literally dont need some guy 2 tell u what foods u should b eating when u can fucking google tht shit. “what r some healthy food choices?” “good protein alternatives 2 replace meat?” “which types of meats r better/less fattening 4 u?” a quick google search is fucking Free. a trip 2 some loser will cost u Money.

#nana saying she'll make me an appt w 1 so i can learn what 2 eat 2 get slimmer like bitch i Kno what 2 eat. vegetables. beans. lean meats. #i jus h8 them all as an extremely picky eater n so will jus try 2 make do w the foods i can Tolerate. fuck right off money-wasting hog #delete later

[winkwonkwankwenk]

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Not a morning person, wakes up grumpy and will sulk around until about lunchtime. Food makes him slightly better, so when you cheerfully set down the meal you made for him he can't stop the corners of his mouth from twitching up.

He's not exactly irresponsible, he just prioritizes...differently. Food first, money second, you third. When he notices he's spending too much time away he'll casually call you and act like he hasn't disappeared for week(s)! "I was busy, I'll be home soon." He says, knowing damn well he isn't coming home for another day or two.

His eyes give away his mood, so you can tell when he's happy even though he rarely smiles. They scrunch, and when you giggle at him they narrow. "What's so funny, Doll?" He'll ask, leaning in so your breath hitches.

He likes picking you up, he finds how small you are endearing. He purposely puts things you use on high shelves just to hear you call for him. He'll lean over you, chest pressed to your back and grin when you grumble. "What? I'm helpin'."

Heavy meat eater. Beef and pork are his daily diet, taking up most of his plate. When you whined to him about healthy habits he just grunted and rolled his eyes.

Definitely has a garden behind the house. It started as your hobby and then one day you came home to him shirtless in the sun, tilling the land and planting while humming to himself. From then on, you've let him handle all the crops. It keeps him fit and you...entertained.

He likes to kiss your shoulders when the two of you cuddle. He finds comfort having you close, although he'll rarely admit it. He always has an excuse on why he has to cling to you instead of just saying how he really feels. "It's jus' cold, don't make a big deal out of nothin' "

Bulks constantly, eating three courses every meal time. He gets hangry quickly, so if you don't cook trust the kitchen will be raided. You've come home to see him feasting on breadrolls, sometimes the entire loaf will be gone before you even use a slice for toast. He eats like a teenage boy going through puberty and sometimes you worry he'll eat your money too. The thought has crossed his mind once.

He's not broke, just extremely frugal. He doesn't even want to buy medkits. He'll boil water and pour it on a cut. You walked in on this once and he was confused as to why you were so panicked. When you explained how batshit crazy his methods were, he let you open the jar he had tucked away. There was at least five-hundred dollars in coins stored and when you asked him about it, he told you it was Megumi's college fund. Yeah right.

He wants a big family- but only with you. You're a good mother to Megumi, and he knows you'll be even better with a couple more kids.

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Taunts and teases you during sex, from degrading praises to purposely slowing his thrusts. He likes making you beg, especially when he edges you and your left pleading with him for pleasure.

He's got a monster and he never give you time to adjust. Once he's in, he's not pulling out. He'll start gentle for your sake but the moment he hears that first moan from your sweet lips he's done playing nice. "Come on...this much is nothin', take it like a big girl."

Wakes up hard, goes to bed hard, he's constantly horny. No matter how many times the two of you fuck in a day he wants to ram back in. He's insatiable, but you're to blame really. It's not his fault he's addicted to the way you squeeze his shaft with those slippery wet walls. How is he supposed to go more than ten minutes without you coiled around him?

The two of you got into a heated argument once, he bent you over and fucked you from behind until you caved. Who needs communication when you can have hot rough make-up sex? By the time he's done with you, you don't have the energy to stay mad at him. "Ready to admit I'm right?" and if you say no, the two of you go for another round.

Loves french-kissing you and making out in general. He does tricks with his tongue in your mouth but loses control when you suck on the scar on his lips.

He loves having you in his lap, especially when you're wearing a skirt. All he has to do is push your panties aside and push in- perfect. Being bigger than you has its perks, especially when it comes to holding you down as he thrusts up into your womb, fucking you hard and fast until you're a sobbing soaking mess.

He told your dad that you also call him daddy. He's no longer invited to family events.

He won't fuck you with his fingers because he knows how dirty they get from yardwork, so he uses his tongue and damn is he good at it. He loudly slurps up every juice spilling from your cunt, groaning and grumbling about your taste and scent. "Fucking hell, Woman..." is all he can manage to mumble, too pussy-drunk to say much else as he buries his nose between your folds.

His favorite petnames for you are Doll and Slut.

Will not wear a condom. Don't even ask. He gives you the meanest side eye when you even mention it. He wants to knock you up again, and there's enough space in the house for another kid. He'll consider condoms when you have five kids- maybe. "I'm givin' you all of this good cum and you want it wasted in a plastic bag? Ha."

He didn't see the point of aftercare but it grew on him, mainly because of how pretty you looked laid against him as he massaged your shoulders. You're his woman, and if cuddling after fucking makes you feel good, fine, he'll do it.

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[iiotic]

༻༉Alastor headcanons

TW - an opinion

It's confirmed that Alastor is noted to be narcissistic, not seeing many people quite up to his level. However, that does not make him reckless.

Despite being extremely powerful, Alastor is aware that there are other demons and entities that rival him in terms of power, such as other overlords.

Because of his narcissistic side he'd for example walk into a room and make sure that everyone know that he is here.

- not so good morning everyone! - he said loudly however didn't scream, walking in the lobby of the happy hotel. He wished everyone could pay attention to him. All of the eyes were on him. It worked.

- What the fuck do you wan-

Of course he wouldn't always do something like that. Surely sometimes he would just come in without saying anything. Just being there. Listening

Alastor interacts on better terms with woman in general, and is much lighter in his view of them. It's again comfirmed that he was and is a "mommas boy".

He is somehow a sadist as well. Many people say that the motto of a sadist is "Dominate or you will be dominated." which suits Alastor perfectly.

He'd have a very low sense of empathy towards the group and the people with whom he is in relationships.

„The desire for domination is the most terrible of all diseases of the human spirit”

Alastor would find a person as his "scapegoat". He'd manipulate the person into thinking that he did do much for them and that he is all that they need. That there is no one better than him.

- You're leaving me? After everything that i've done for you.

And then he'd kill them when he would get bored of them.

Now for his little victim. They'd have to be naive and have low reaction capacity.

A healthy person has certain amount of aggressiveness (such as that shown by men playing football), but it is legally chanelled. A sadist, on the other hand does not direct his aggression through the proper channel, he always unloads it on someone who is below him. Someone who has little ability to respond or react

Alastor is not scared of dogs however due to his death, he is not a big fan of them.

As a cannibal he enjoys eating raw meat and is a fan of pineapples on pizza (It's confirmed. ARGUE WITH ME.)

Alastor greatly values manners in others and is personally offended by disrespect and rudeness. He becomes fond of people he sees as especially funny or entertaining. Alastor also values humor, enjoying when people can give him a good view of their misery.

Alastor likes black coffee, but does not like tea.

He can play several instruments; Piano, violin, trumpet and saxophone.

Alastor simultaneously does and does not care about neatness. He doesn't mind being covered in blood and viscera, and will calmly clean up after himself. But he is bothered by other things, such as people being messy eaters around him and such.

I think that he would speak some French, although not fluently.

He isn't much of a fan of sweet things either, preferring bitter tastes, like meat and whiskey.

(A/N) - I added a bit of canon facts about him in this headcanons. The "Canon" stuff is in his Wikipedia!! Hope this wasn't too bad 🙏

#alastor #hazbin hotel #alastor headcanons #Spotify #alastor x reader

[quitealotofsodapop]

Disturbing thought after reading the Spider Sisters arc of JTTW:

CW for discussions of cannibalism;

So in the book; after the Seven Spider Sisters invite Tripitaka in for some food, they try to trick him into eating human flesh as a cruel prank as they're seducing him. Not only as an insult, but as a tactic - humans who consume (willingly or not) fellow sentient beings get a massive hit to their positive Karma. Like, straight back to Hungry Ghost level. As a monk, if Tripitaka hadn't been wary (for once) of the meal offered to him, he would have not been able to enter the Buddha's domain at all.

Only in times of extreme famine is such consumption excused in the Buddha's eye. One major reason being that eating human flesh was like the super-extreme of desiring meat, and that it caused an addicition in the consumer.

It's not just a cruel joke common to demons, it a calculated move to permanently lower their victim's Karma - likely transforming them into a fellow demon within the next life.

SO

In one of my fave episodes "To Catch A Leaf"; MK gets earthquake-causing hiccups from "cursed meatballs" he ate at a eating competition. His seller is clearly meant to be a demon/spirit who targeted him specifically - likely recognising him as the demon-fighting Monkey Kid.

MK: "Oh man I so could go for more of those [meatballs] right now!"

Even the creators must have realised an issue here, as the transcript for the episode changes it to "beef balls" instead (angry mooing from DBK and Red Son).

And considering that the Spider Sisters were skillful cooks enough to make human flesh appear like gluten and tofu?

I wouldn't be surprised if the cook who targetted MK slipped something non-kosher into those meatballs.

Or maybe just pork cus his dad's a pig.

Then again it could have been another reason why Sandy decided that he had to get MK to consume a super-rare buddhist flower immediately.

Fun fact; entities who have consumed human flesh in JTTW are said to have a weird stank about them, esp in their breath. SKW notably *does not* have this stank about him (both Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing do, both being eaters of humans prior to joining Tripitaka) but he's able to recognise it in other demons. Kinda like how people who eat a lot of cheese can smell like cheese.

SWK, meets up with the gang after S2: "...MK. Why do you smell like that?"

#cannibalism tw #jttw theories #journey to the west #lego monkie kid #lmk #jttw #lmk theories #lmk mk #qi xiaotian

[monsterfuckerconfessions]

Ok so I had a dream last night.

In there basically werewolves were not werewolves as in they turn i to wolves during full moon but rather some kind of man-wolf hybrids but they don't "turn". So they are ALWAYS in that form.

And in that dream I was lost in a forest and a huge werewolf found me and brought me to his pack. And that's how I learned something about their "culture".

That when they find a human and decide to keep them as their mating toy, their alpha takes the first round, fucks you in front of the whole pack for as long as he wishes. When he's done, and it can last hours because werewolves have way more strength and stamina than human, they give you to the rest of the pack, now they either take turns and fuck you one after the other, or they take you into an orgy. That's like the "initiation" ritual, and after that they can just use you whenever. Day, night, it doesn't matter. Sometimes their alpha would just take me all for himself for a day or two before giving me back to the others. My only purpose would be to just lie there and wait for one of them to want to fuck me.

They can be extremely rough and careless but also very gentle and slow if they feel like it. They always make sure to wash you up after they're done and make sure you eat enough, they are meat eaters but they always bring you fruits as well so you stay healthy (so they can keep fucking you, of course)

I don't know but the idea of me being the whole werewolf pack's personal sex slave drives me a little bit insane

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#monsterfucker confessions

[palamedeeznuts]

Thinking about "all I wanted you to do was eat me" and how it could have easily been Coronabeth saying this to Ianthe. Thinking about how having not been eaten turned Coronabeth from an imperialist princess into a freedom fighter and Gideon from a fighter for her freedom into an imperialist prince.

Thinking about Harrow and Ianthe the Eaters being stuck together while dealing (extremely badly) with how they did not eat their counterparts. Thinking about how Naberius got eaten instead, and how he represents basically nothing, and how Harrow gaslit herself into thinking she had eaten nothing. Thinking about how much easier it is to eat nothing than to eat the person you love most in the world.

Thinking about how Nona hates eating. Thinking about how meat loves meat.

#the locked tomb #tlt #i'm okay

[bestiarium]

The Changfu [Chinese mythology]

Foundation Mountain is a – presumably fictional – location mentioned in the ancient Chinese work Shan Hai Jing, the Classic of Mountains and Seas. Strange creatures dwell on the slopes of this mountain, such as a goat with four ears, nine tails and a set of eyes located on its back.

One of these bizarre species is the Changfu, a mythical bird with three heads and six legs. It also has a third wing on its back, but aside from these extra extremities it resembles a normal chicken.

Not much is known about their ecology or behaviour, but its meat has a special characteristic to prevent the eater from sleeping. Those who hunt and consume a Changfu will find themselves unable to sleep.

Source: Strassberg, R. E., 2002, A Chinese Bestiary: Strange creatures from the Guideways through the Mountains and Seas, 313 pp., p.87-88. (image source: Behane on Deviantart)

#Chinese mythology #mythical creatures #creatures #world mythology

[relax-and-read-on]

Math San, I Gotta Ask For More Of That Primarch planet Swap AU, The Amount Of Imaginations That Is Going Through My Head Is Insane, But Headcanons are enough of you do not want to update, As I Am also Genuinely Interested In The Headcanons as well.

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Primarch planetswap au: HC edition!

Lorgar (From Terra): actually quite close to his father and Malcador. Has the habit of walking into Malcador rooms and face planting on the old man bed to complain, after a hard day of not strangling the high lords.

Angron: On Inwit, he had the disastrous habit of running toward all the giant carnivorous monster. Due to his empath power, he ended with a monstrosity called "Land-Orca" that he treat like a dog as a pet.

Fulgrim of Nuceria: Sign language was actually the primary one in the slave pits, to communicate away from the guards. The system that Fulgrim and his sons use together is different from any other, and quite secretive. He actually started teaching it to Ferrus.

Alpharius Omegon on Chtonia: They were actually homeless, until emp showed up! They never wanted their full identity as two knows to other, as it could have compromise their secret statut of vigilante, fighting back the local gangs.

Magnus of Medusa: Think rocks are tasty, okay? He never quite got over his habit of eating sand, but now it's mostly crystal. Has an actual chart ranking the tastiest ones, and fucking LOVE how tasty fossil are.

Leman of Delivrance: Has yet to fully understand that has wolf dna, and as such fight a lot of his instinct. Insist on touching everyone he consider family, and check on the regular where everyone is, and if they are ok. Always eat last too.

Konrad on Maccrage: when he was a child and having really bad convulsion, his mother gave him a pet ferret (wich used to be common pets for Romans) as some kind of alert animal. Konrad doesn't deal well with food often, so his beloved lil friend (called Regulus) became the fattest, happiest noodle.

Ferrus of Caliban: He actually has a romantic side! He grew up hearing songs of knights and princess, and then ended up becoming a knight himself! And while incredibly chivalrous, the realm of the arts (outside a forge) stay incredibly foreign to him. He does love nowaday harlequin romance novels.

Horus on Nostramo: In spite of having created a rather criminal society, he made extreme effort to make it a true meritocracy. Any street urchin can become a mob enforcer under him... If they navigate properly the treacherous world of the mafia.

Sanguinius of Fenris: He actually is a supremely picky eater, and does not trust 95% of vegetables. He only ate meat until he was found by the Imperium, he's not a goat, why do they keep waving kale at him?!

Lion on Colchis: Fully, 100% aware that the chaos gods are real, and actively pray to them. He has his "religion of the Emperor" that he actually use as a facade, since it annoy Emp so much, he doesn't look into his "true" belief.

Perturabo on Chemos: has actually developed full AI again, but hide it HARD from Emp and the Mechanicus. He like his robots!! He think that they should have rights! Why can't the Imperium be less stupid about this... Vaguely in love with Rogal and his Cool Armours.

Jaghatai on Baal: Became quite the warlord, locally. Was especially curious of the use of radiation, and definitely made some horrible WMD back in the day. Currently falling in line with the Mechanicus, as every vehicules present on Baal was almost holly in their culture.

Rogal of Nocturne: Created some really, REALLY advanced fortification that can, somehow, follow the landscape change. Is pioneering the use of dragon scales mixed with special metals, creating something that might be stronger than ceramite. Does not understand why Perturabo is always hanging around.

Roboute on Barbarus: decided to fight necromancy with fire... Artillery fire, to be exact. He brought the industrial revolution to Barbarus, and has pretty intense plan for terraforming the planet. Hasn't stopped working in.... Approximately 50 years.

Mortarion of Prospero: Like in many of my hc, Morty is intersex. He's lucky to have landed on Prospero, where androgyny is a sign of beauty. He actually like cultivating that appearance, and if asked what his gender is, he usually just reply "mushroom".

Corvus of Chogoris: if it's me, then you bet Corvus is a transwoman lol. She wear traditional mongolian ceremonial outfit as a power move, because *no one* expect her to be able to move this easily in all those heavy clothes.

Vulkan of Olympia: VERY close to all 3 of his siblings! He was never a fighter there, and instead worked hard to promote a democratie and division of power. He still is in contact with all of them, especially Calliphone. She keep teasing him about his possible crush on a certain Oracle...

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[expired-monster-craft-smp]

Leon Kennedy headcanons because he has infected my little homosexual monkey brain like the plague

- Bites the skin on his lower lip as a habit and picks at it mindlessly

- Like he won’t even realize his lip is bleeding

- Leon has sharp canine teeth and is constantly accidentally biting his tongue, the inside of his lip, and the inside of his cheeks like, exceptionally hard (almost always has a small open wound in his mouth, lots of scars)

- Prefers plain mint gum over spearmint gum, usually only chews sugar free gum as well

- Super flexible (which is canon tbh) and he loves doing stretches

- He sleeps and sits in strange positions because of his flexibility so things that are super comfy for him might be damn near impossible for others to do

- (slight chreon) Chris has definitely gotten distracted by Leon stretching because goddamn why he is so flexible???

- Leon prefers thicker soups over thinner ones

- The least picky eater imaginable oh my god he’ll literally eat nearly anything if you tell him it’s edible I stg

- (RE2 Leon and a bit of RE4) A little insecure about his babyface, like if he walked into a bar he would definitely get carded and he’s just kinda like “man :(“

- Used to be a dog person but now he’s kinda afraid of them due to the trauma he has with dog B.O.W.s

- Leon is often compared to a cat by Chris (he thinks the man is very cat-like, especially with how he likes to sit/sleep and his personality)

- Doesn’t smoke but has hit a younger coworkers vape once and his eyes teared up from him trying to hold in his coughing (he liked the flavour though, it was strawberry kiwi ice)

- Prefers pistols and close-combat weapons (such as his knife) over semiautomatic weapons

- Leon is autistic. That’s all I have to say about that

- Violently bisexual but in denial about liking men (he’s already bad with women, he doesn’t wanna think about how it’d go with men 💀)

- Like to sit in ways that stretch out his legs, likes to stand/lean against walls so he can stretch his legs. He takes up a lot of room because of this but he will move if needed

- The only reason he’s still allowed to have his license is because he works for the government

- Usually though the government will provide him transportation for everyone’s safety

- Can only cook really simple meals and can never eat/deal with meat a few days after a particularly rough mission

- He more often than not has nightmares and is an extremely light sleeper

- Leon really doesn’t get a lot of sleep and has to resort to sleep pills fairly often

- His one-liners and jokes keep him grounded as he does missions

- It’s also why he prefers to wear fingerless gloves! The gloves protect his palms but being able to feel things directly to his fingers can be helpful in keeping him grounded and focused on the mission

- HATES insects and will kill them but will gently take spiders out of the room and outside with the cup and paper trick

- If he’s drinking to relax he’ll have a fruity cocktail or something sweet but if he’s drinking to forget/cope he’ll choose something that’ll burn his throat going down

I have way more so I’ll probably make another list at some point <3

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[short-horse]

I am so sick of the "Herbivores are harmless" trope. I'm sitting at home watching that Netflix documentary when suddenly

Life On Our Planet Documentary: This is Maiasaura, a gentle plant eater. How the hell do you know that?

Life On Our Planet Documentary: *Also shows Maiyasauras being aggressive towards each other in a nesting colony* Yes, territorial barking at another herd member to keep them away from your nest is the very definition of gentle.

Life On Our Planet Documentary: This is Triceratops, it's not as defenseless as the Maiyasaura because it has horns. Horses can still fuck up a predator and they don't have horns. Hippopotamuses are herbivores and also do not have horns. They are extremely aggressive. Zebras are too. I don't know how to break this to you, documentary, but Maiyasaura wasn't a tiny little animal. It was 30 feet long and weighted at least as much as an African Elephant and they probably used every bit of that mass to defend themselves. They're not just gonna go "Oh darn... I've been captured may as well just lie down right here and let them eat me for I am just a humble eater of plants. I do not know how to protect myself because my food never runs away." They had mouths, they could bite. Their mouths were beaked and designed to chew up incredibly tough plant matter. Do you think getting bitten by something with a beak and mouth that large wouldn't hurt a predator or rival? Just look up photos or videos of mustangs fighting each other. Horses also don't have horns or claws. Just teeth perfect for clipping grass and they injure each other with bites and blows in fights. What if it used it's tail to swat, too? I've been whipped by an Iguana's tail and that hurts. Iguanas are not hadrosaur sized. Imagine getting smacked by the tail of an animal that massive. Not having horns or spikes doesn't make an animal defenseless. Life On Our Planet Documentary: *shows Triceratops getting attacked by a Tyrannosaurs and needing the others in its herd to be safe* I'm sorry? I thought you said that Triceratops could defend itself. Suddenly it needs safety in numbers and not just it's pointy headgear to survive an attack? Am I overreacting? Yes. But if folks get to complain about carnivores being portrayed as mindless killing machines in media then I can complain about herbivores being portrayed as dull, gentle giants because they don't (usually) eat meat.

The documentary is still very good so far and the animation alone is worth the watch. However, I haven't even made it past the first episode yet without getting salty over idiotic tropes that apply some semblance of morality to an animal based on its diet. An animal we don't know even know everything about and cannot observe today because it's extinct.

#don't mind me #just ranting #Life on our planet

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Music Monday

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Hey guys, I'm back! Three songs; one for an OC, one for a relationship between OCs, and lastly one for a fic. Respectively all in Life, Despair & Monsters, The UnTitledverse and lastly Far Cry The Silver Chronicles. Listen and read under the cut:

In the Life, Despair & Monsters, Sir Enigma Malvolio is the main antagonist who is the catalyst of the protagonists pain and the reason to why events such as these are existing. Though seemingly looking like a short human, Malvolio is actually what's called a "Displacement"; a term used for creatures from unknown and not categorized dimensions which "displace" themselves into another reality by using Breaches (tears in reality due to unstable flux of time or because something damaged reality previously). As the Director of the Ruins of the Midnight Rise, Malvolio is driven by the need to "evolve" humans, who he sees as the pinnacle of potential to become something more, however is willfully ignorant of the "weaker" side of human nature and only believes that his twisted view on how to progress humans to a satisfying state is the correct way. By horrifically experimenting on them and attempting to remove empathy and physical weakness, he merely leaves them scarred for life and often mutilated or transformed into something else. Malvolio's view on human morality and ethics is disdain towards these "rules that set back scientific and evolutionary progression for decades more" and ultimately concludes "humans are better off without them", and due to his interdimensional nature and consequence "dog who must progress to using sticks and stones in order to eat other dog so he can survive and teach more dogs this progression to further the species" viewpoint, Malvolio can never empathise or realise how wrong his extreme actions are. However, in this song, there is the implication that Malvolio has begun to enjoy creating this horrific despair on humans. Listen below:

"I've got to hand it to you You've played by all the same rules It takes the truth to fool me And now you've made me angry

I can't decide whether you should live or die Oh, you'll probably go to Heaven Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why my heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride

Oh, I could throw you in the lake Or feed you poisoned birthday cake I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone Oh, I could bury you alive But you might crawl out with a knife And kill me when I'm sleeping, that's why..."

Next song is for The UnTitledverse, specifically the friendship between The Perfect Storm saga's three main protagonists; Joaquin Cobalt (a rather ordinary boy who lived with his foster/adopted-sister), Calvin Dearing (the spirit of a cartoonist from the 1930s) and lastly Mario Emmet (a shapeshifting meat-eating alien with minor reality-manipulation). Before the events of The Perfect Storm saga (and getting sucked into the Multiverse), Joaquin, Calvin and Mario knew each other. Joaquin viewed Calvin and Mario as older siblings (like Lisa), while Calvin and Mario viewed each other as friends (who have similar experiences with losing time from their lives). By the time of The UnTitledverse, Calvin is trying to search for both Mario and Joaquin, get them back home, and though the three dearly miss each other, they still have issues (both external and internal) that they must deal with. I believe Colors encapsulates the emotion felt throughout this journey of breaking friendship, regret, longing, restoration of a fire-forged bond and the bittersweet leaning towards melancholy at the end of the first saga. Listen below:

"Your little brother never tells you but he loves you so You said your mother only smiled on her TV show You're only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope I hope you make it to the day your 28 year old

You're dripping like a saturated sunrise You're spilling like an overflowing sink You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece And now you're tearing through the pages and the ink

Everything is blue His pills, his hands, his jeans And now I'm covered in the colors Pulled apart at the seems And it's blue And it's blue

Everything is grey His hair, his smoke, his dreams And now he's so devoid of color he don't know what it means And he's blue And he's blue

You were a vision in the morning when the light came through I know I've only felt religion when I've lied with you He said, "You'll never be forgiven till your boys are too." And I'm still waking every morning but it's not with you.

You're dripping like a saturated sunrise You're spilling like an overflowing sink You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece And now you're tearing through the pages and the ink

Everything is blue His pills, his hands, his jeans And now I'm covered in the colors Pulled apart at the seems And it's blue And it's blue

Everything is grey His hair, his smoke, his dreams And now he's so devoid of color he don't know what it means And he's blue And he's blue

You were red And you liked me 'cause I was blue But you touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky And you decided purple just wasn't for you

Everything is blue His pills, his hands, his jeans And now I'm covered in the colors Pulled apart at the seems And it's blue And it's blue

Everything is grey His hair, his smoke, his dreams And now he's so devoid of color he don't know what it means And he's blue And he's blue

Everything is blue Everything is blue Everything is blue Everything is blue."

And lastly a song for my AU adaption fic of Six Of Crows called How Good Is A Heist If It's Improvised? in Far Cry The Silver Chronicles, where in a (pre-)modern day equivalent of the fictional Ketterdam (which would be the Netherlands), the Dregs pick up two more strays; the chatty and (seemingly) crass Isiah Popov and the curt if menacing Gemini Teal, both of whom have a dislike for each other. In this fic, Isiah and Gemini (future companions of Silva and Ezekiel in the Far Cry 5 & New Dawn fics) learn to navigate robbing people without trying to kill one another and let the whole team down (despite being slightly older than the teen team), and appreciate the skills both have without snide comebacks, and eventually grow into vitriolic best buds while trying to survive a ridiculously unlucky heist. Song below:

"Sorry, I ain't got no money I'm not trying to be funny But I left it all at home today

You can call me what you wanna I ain't giving you a dollar This time I ain't gonna run away

You might knock me down You might knock me down But I will get back again

You can call me what you wanna I ain't giving you a dollar This time I ain't gonna run away Run away, run away

This time, this time This time, this time I ain't gonna Run, run, run, run Not this time

Not this time Not this time Not this time!"

#music monday #life despair & monsters #oc: sir enigma malvolio #the untitledverse #the perfect storm saga #oc: joaquin cobalt #oc: calvin dearing #oc: mario emmet #far cry the silver chronicles #six of crows #grishaverse #the dregs #wip: how good is a heist if it's improvised? #oc: isiah popov #oc: gemini teal