Incorrect CoD Quotes #4
(Warning: mild swearing)
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Sherlock: *slurring* I just inhaled an entire can of Febreeze and I am tripping balls right now
Ghost: Fucking hell! Why would you do that?!
Sherlock: Better question is why am I still alive?
Gaz: 😰
Soap: I like her.
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Ghost: I am this 🤏 close to finding a bridge or tall building and seeing if I can fly. If I can, cool. If I can’t, even better.
Price: Ghost no.
Ghost: Ghost yes!
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Price: Do you remember that kid you kicked in the face last week?
Soap: Which one? I kicked, like, three.
Price: The one who-
Price:
Soap:
Price: I’m sorry WHAT-
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Sherlock: Somebody stole my antidepressants. Whoever you are, I hope you’re fucking happy.
Ghost: *somewhere in a corner, giggling to himself like a madman*
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Ghost: What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
Soap: … What?
Ghost: An ambulance immediately.
Soap: -_-
Ghost: *slapping his knee*
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Graves: My house, my rules.
Alejandro:
Alejandro: *pulls out a knife* My knife, your life.
Rudy: Oh, ohh.
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Graves: I have a gun.
Ghost: I have missiles.
Graves: I have a Death Star.
Ghost: I have Shadow Company. I’ve got Shadow Company.
Graves: Oh you wanna be like that, I have Soap.
Ghost: *smirks* I have your browser history.
Graves:
Graves: Touché.
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Price: *singing* Castaways. We are castaways -
Laswell: Can you stop? We’re literally at Shepherd’s funeral.
Soap and Gaz: *trying not to laugh*
Laswell: Okay now -
Ghost: *continues singing* Passed away. He has passed a-
Soap and Gaz: *wheezing*
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Graves: *yelling at Shepherd* You are making $500,000 and you were only going to pay me 30?!
Laswell: You’re getting 30 grand?! I’m getting a thousand!
Price: *confused*
Price: You guys are getting paid?
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Makarov: Who the fuck are you?
Sherlock: I’m the person that’s gonna cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead so you look like a limp dick unicorn. That’s who the fuck I am!
Makarov: 😳
Nikolai: *wiping a tear from his eye* So proud.
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Sherlock: Rur~
Gaz: What sound is that?
Sherlock: A dyanasaur.
Gaz: A what?
Sherlock: Dyanasaur.
Gaz: It’s a what?
Sherlock: Dyanasaur.
Gaz: Make the sound again.
Sherlock: Rur~
Gaz: Oh, you’re talking about them things from Jurasissi Parac!
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Ghost: I’m so fucking ugly.
Soap: Shut the fuck up!
Ghost: *snort*
Soap: You think this is a fucking game?!
Ghost: *continues to laugh* Shut up. Stop it.
Soap: Stop fucking saying that shit.
Ghost: Tell me I’m beautiful.
Soap: You’re fucking gorgeous.
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Alejandro: You’re dumb.
Valeria: . . . I don’t like your hair.
Alejandro: *gasps dramatically* Dios mío, she went there!
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(I know I said I would post the next fact drop yesterday but I had forgotten that I had a date with my boyfriend 😬. Please accept this token of gratitude for your guys’ patience and the promise of a fact drop later tonight.)
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The next fact drop is longer to edit than I expected, mainly because I suffer from Adulthood Syndrome. Unfortunately there is no known cure but I will persevere somehow. Until then, I hope some incorrect quotes will suffice.
Thank you and good night!
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They could have solved this sooner if any of them bothered to look at a calendar
Hear me out
Ninjago doesn't have the best track record with dates (Wu's lifetime...) and I don't expect DR to be any better at it. But rewatching the season I realized the fact that when Lloyd narrates, he mentions being "alone for weeks" and, in the carnival, recalls not being around many people in a while, nailing down how he was secluded to the monastery during those weeks he woke up alone. This is fine, typical Lloyd behavior, just that when Nya encounters Cole, he says years.
Lloyd has no reason to lie, he doesn't have to make it seem like he was less time around so if he is not lying, and he truly was weeks alone, while Cole spends years lost after the merge? What happened?
And Nya and Kai! Kai woke up early enough, and in the bounty! to be able to map and travel a big part of the new land and try to find his way back, we don't know his side, but considering he pretty much arrived and then left again, had he entered the monastery before? I do believe he was longer out, awake and traveling. Nya also mentions having traveled before encountering the cranglings-- and she was on foot, she's resilient and strong, but for how long can you travel unknown terrain without a vehicle and survive it.
The idea of time getting messed up is plausible, other than reality coming undone and messing up every physics law-Cole is hanging out with what seems to be a kid formling, whose realm is confirmed to move differently time-wise, how could two different time progressions reacted to each other? How did that affect dates? Growing rates? So interesting.
I want to know if dr is planning on going somewhere with this, if not, then it'll be one more concept I'll rotate in my brain like a skewer, its such an interesting concept to me
Its also free trauma for the ninja! Win-Win
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