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justalilpearlie · 3 months

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Introduction/Fun Pearlie Facts

Was abt time I did one of these.

Hello everyone, my name is Pearl, Pearlie or Sam/Sammy if you're feeling like it. Friends also call me Martini sometimes.

I am a minor, my labels... we dont talk about them (fem presenting ftm gay/mlm + trying out gendervoid and verinix + bigender??) uhmm and I go by He/She, tho mostly He/Him by strangers- I can She/Her myself and close friends/mutuals are allowed! (I also go by neos: Void/Moon/Sweet/It/Fluff/Love/Fizz/Paw)

I'm from Argentina, born and raised, never moved. Speak fluent english and spanish.

I got the 'tism and the adhd, aswell as BPD and a few other things I wont list right now! But yeah I'm psychotic (ooo scary word.. lmao)

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I'm an IRL of many, mainly c!Pearl (mcyt), Samuel Emily (fnaf [games canon]) and Shin Tsukimi (yttd). If you don't like it you can leave, block me, or whatever, cause you aint gonna change my life or how I am. I'm in therapy, which unlike random hate and harrassment online, does help me :)

I like to roleplay, draw, sometimes make playlists or moodboards.. And my biggest interests right now are Life Series (+ evo + new life), Empires1(+ a bit of e2) and FNaF! (i dont rlly like the books tho lol..)

I use kin tags for reach cause I'd love interaction from any fellow lifers or empires ppl, hermits aswell!! Tho I havent finished s8 or s9 yet...

Fictionkins, therians and traumagenic systems all welcome!

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DNI prefferably:

- Basic DNI criteria (proshippers, homophobes, transphobes, racists, TERFs, ableist, etc)

- Endos/non-traumagenic "systems" DNI. block me if u want, i wont argue abt it in the comments/reblogs. or interact if u want but im not gonna follow u back or anythin shrugs.

- reality checkers or anti-IRLs DNI. I aint "romanticizing" shit, I'm existing and living my life, if thats a problem to you too bad cause my psychologist aproves of what I'm doing, since I aint harming anyone and I myself am doing dandy.

- anti-kin also DNI cause most of my friends are fictionkins and if you talk shit abt my fellas idk i wouldnt like having u around much

CCs interact at your own risk. This is my domain, cyan man & moon lady. /hj

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"Disclaimer"

- I talk about MajorMoon (Scott x Pearl) a LOT, if u didnt notice by the acc theme. These are my romantic memories, its a gay ship, not woman/gay man, so if it makes u uncomfortable or u hate it or whatever then ur probably not gonna like my content lmao. COUGH, consider joining us if you do like what you see... /nf We're a small comunity of supporters.. just me.. and a few of my peeps... that was a joke, sir. /ref

- This isn't roleplay, its my main acc where im ""unapologetically"" myself, but if u do wanna rp life series/empires u can always shoot me a dm and maybe I'll give u my discord.

- I talk about myself (c!Pearl) using 3rd person in many posts tagged with main fandom tags. This is to cause less confusion to casual fans slash ""normies"" (lhj) that well.. don't know what IRLs are! Also that way I feel safer and don't have to worry as much abt getting harassed and such for my identity.

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Special People Mentions!! fps = * (1 or more.. wouldnt say in a priority sorta order but. more or less yea)

Family! <3 🌼@pehpurr* SISTER!! super duper cool, her art is great and you should check it out!! YOU. You're the brightest little girl (i say like ur not older than me) I'VE EVER MET ACTUALLY! You're so passionate and loving I freaking adore you!! I love you so much Scar, you're one of the best things to ever happen to me, Kanny <3 ⚙️@gentlexmadman DAD!! you are my daaaad, you're my dad! woogie woogie woogie! ANOTHER amazing artist! mr "I know that guy-", very funny, Henry "Autism" Emily... the copper king, my father. Speaking to you is always comforting. Love you so much papa, you're amazing :)

Simply special <3 ☕@insomniac-coffeehouse** You're all simply so very special to me. I love spending time with you guys and playing stuff together, you mean a lot to me and I'm so glad I met you. I hope we're still close for this year and many more! You're incredibly talented, not only at art, at everything you do. You spark joy in my brain and my heart <3 From the bottom of my heart, I'm in love with the hope you bring to this world. 🍊Jack***, oh my dear Jacky, where do I even begin, sport... you really are my other half. Mi media naranja if you will. haha.. I love every second we spend together, I love your voice, I love your eyes, I love your smile, your laughter. I love your use of words, the way you speak, your humor, your seriousness and goofiness. You stiff fuck, you were made for me and I was made for you, and I wouldn't have it any other way. You're my everything, mi vida, mi luz, mi estrella. Mi amor, mi mundo. <3

New friends! 🍓@strawberrystarfield I know we met fairly recently but you're all incredibly fun to talk to, your art is also amazing, your accent is real pretty (cough for a bri-💥), you're real sweet and I love reading all your thoughts and critiques about things :} (love ya Aspen /gen) 🏜️@fagdykegtws My right hand man! I know we just met through the rarepair server but oh my god we're in the same brainwave!!! You're so fun to vc and chat with and you got the best ideas ever fr fr, love ya Chewy, you're real sweet even w how lil i know you ;)

That's it folks, love yall and see you around!

#intro post #introduction #c!pearl irl #sammy emily irl #delusional attachment #fictionkin #fictkin #fnaf irl #life series irl #empires irl #mcyt fictkin #mcyt fictionkin #mcyt kin #system friendly #endos dni #mcyt irl

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lemonandlime22 · 2 years

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Randomly generated incorrect quotes pt 32 obey me i did like like 20 so, ✨✨✨✨! (I refused to change any, ok except for one but thats only because luke was getting yelled at and the last one wasn't changed i swear!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mephisto: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses. Luke: The big five licenses? Mephisto: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

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Thirteen: I baked you a pie! Mephisto: Really?! What flavor? Thirteen: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!

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Solomon: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* Mammon: You can't just skip to the happy ending! Solomon: I don't have time for their problems.

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Levi: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy? Satan, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.

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Mc: So, are they your friend or... Beel: They’re like Lucifer, but if Lucifer was ordered to be around you. Mc: Oh, so Raphael. Beel: Precisely!

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Levi: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Barbatos, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies. Lucifer: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired? Barbatos: I have depression, what do you think?

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Levi: Come on, Simon! How any times do I have to apologize? Simeon: Once! Levi: ...No.

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Mc, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down. Solomon: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven... Beel, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven? Mc, spraying Solomon: You FUCKING DUMBASS! Solomon: Dude, I forgot- Mc: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!? Simeon: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

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Barbatos: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Belphe. Solomon, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff? Barbatos: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. Solomon: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood? Barbatos: You wanted fake blood? Solomon: Barbatos: I’ll go call Belphe.

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Belphe: Diavolo is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods. Thirteen: Yes. Mammon: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me. Diavolo: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed- Thirteen: What truce? Belphe: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone. Mc: Wait, I'm a choir kid! Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

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Asmo: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Thirteen: Asmo: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Barbatos: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys! Raphael: Allergies are also a problem, y'know. Barbatos: But pink. Mc: And it's hot. Barbatos: PINK!

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Thirteen: What are you drinking? Diavolo: Vodka. Thirteen: Straight? Diavolo: No, gay. Why?

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Lucifer: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Asmo: Bees? Lucifer: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Asmo: Wait- *Barbatos approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

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Belphe: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue? Beel: Technically a mix of green and blue? Belphe: So blurple. Beel: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple. Belphe: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE? Beel: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

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Mammon: You need to be more careful! Raphael, who was dragged into Mammon's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

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Raphael: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have? Beel: Dorito’s cool ranch. Raphael: Raphael: I'm just gonna assume zero for now. Beel: I love that song.

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Diavolo: Did you bring Mammon? Mc, gesturing to Lucifer: No, but I brought the next best thing. Diavolo: Lucifer? The next best thing would be Thirteen. Lucifer: I would be offended, but Thirteen is freakishly strong.

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Computer: Please enter a password. Beel: *types in Mc* Computer: Your password is too weak. Beel: How fucking DARE YOU-

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