#first crit of the year

[isbergillustration]

Ran out of nice paper, painting this on my wooden cutting board

#who needs to cut veggies anyway am i right #wip #acrylic painting #artists on tumblr #illustration #landscape #soft pastel #horror pending #my art #i have a crit 2morrow morning can untell i am slightly panic making thing #first crit of the year

[itsjustevil]

So, the consensus from everyone on this platform I'm seeing on what the big thing happening in tonight's episode is that Ally is gonna roll Divine Intervention for Kristen 2 to immaculately conceive the baby of Cassandra and Akarna. That is what is going on. We're all agreeing on this. It's what is happening.ok.

#I cant argue with the oracles of tumblr #cant wait to see how this fucks up Brennan's plans #for my honest thoughts #I do think the crazy thing that makes Brennan almost crit is Ally rolling something crazy for Divine Intervention #but they'll fail at first #and then have K2 do Divine Intervention too #Can simulacrums do Divine Intervention? I wouldn't blame a DM for ruling no but hey who knows #dimension 20 #fhjy #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #d20 #dimension 20 spoilers #kristen applebees #kristen 2 #cassandra #akarna

[htylmg]

#tsats #tsats spoilers #the sun and the stars #pjo #rick riordan #rr crit #more like mark oshiro crit tbh bc i KNOW rick did not write a single word of that book #that was high budget mark’s work #first s&b now this what more can be ruined for me this year #all of my mental health is pinned on the barbie movie atp not even a joke #if it’s bad i’m getting a lobotomy straight up #🐋.txt

[oddthesungod]

I still feel a little bit insane thinking about the fact that we’re actually getting an animated Mighty Nein series in the future

#text post #the nein are so fucking precious to me y’all have no idea #they’re MY campaign blorbos they’re the ones that got me hooked on Crit Role #i remember when they showed the animated intro for the first time and being so fucking HYPED about it #thinking ‘gosh imagine having an animated series of the m9 #wouldnt that be crazy or what??? nah that wouldnt happen in a million years’ #and then the vox machina kickstarter dropped and it went fuckin NUTS #and i was like ‘oh shit…….perhaps?????????’ #but the vox machina still felt like the safer group to have a cartoon made off of #so i didnt have my hopes up i was just happy to have animated vox machina #BUT THEN BUT THEN #gods……….. #can wait to see Molly die ON SCREEN YEEHAW #suffering in 4kHD lets GOOOOOOOO

[vulpixelates]

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i have been trying to delve back into actual play ttrpg shows but almost every single one i've found that is interesting, i google one of the men in it and he's one of the shittiest people in the universe, sometimes even to the point where he got nearly obliterated from the face of the internet bc he did something awful lmao

almost at the point of giving up tbh 😩 shitty men ruin everythinggggggggg but it's so hard to find a show that doesn't have one lmao

#the first one i was watching was waterdeep dragon heist bc i wanted to see how someone else ran it and it uh. #it turned out that the dm had done something absolutely HORRIFYING in another game he gm'd a few years after the one i was watching #like. so fucking horrible. and didn't even seem to realize how disgusting it was lmao #despite the player he did it to being BLATANTLY horrified aoeijfaoiewjfa #aiejfoaiwef anyway. taking recs that aren't crit/ical role or that one guy y'all love so much but shouts a lot. just can't do it #*dykeposting #negative #delete later probably

[aria0fgold]

i once tried downloading and using an akechi shimeji but couldn't get the lil guy to work😔now i'm living vicariously through you chronicling your childe shimeji adventures (he's close enough to goro...)

Booo 😔 The Akechi shimeji tho... It's a pity that you couldn't get him to work, though tbf, getting any shimeji to work is a struggle and a half.

#arianswer #misty-wisp #is that a hint to how goro gon be #most of my goro knowledge came from you ngl xD waitin for the time to come #that he'll get to the part he appears a lot more in the game finally #as much as ive stopped playing gi. ill forever love (and hate) childe #i love his character a lot. but the experience he gave me gameplay wise #is something so personal i hate him a lil for that (first off he never crits--) #i just realized i messed up the tag a bit and i cant edit-- #my tumblr hasnt been updated since last year #i meant: that *i'll* get to the part. yea i need sleep fr

[anachronistic-falsehood]

he wrote it when he was 17?? yeah you can tell

#whiskey yelling into the void #genloss neg #genloss crit #I’M SORRY. 17 YEAR OLDS CAN WRITE AMAZING STUFF. #but ranboo as an amateur storyteller/actor at 17 got no better at the craft over the two years since they started #did he just take his first draft and go ‘yep that looks good let’s make that’ #i’m sorry. it’s whiskey being a hater day i guess <3

[drgnbnd]

it's hard

dark middle installment spiritual sequel to this (2018):

#fe6 #binding blade #roy fire emblem #lilina fire emblem #fe heroes #not ship #yknow that was the stupidest roy+eli trio they could throw at us. WHERE IS OLDIWOOD!!! #and broken record but they ruined the timing for a summer!roy they split up my blorbos #dunno if i like the fact that my first post this year was crit but idk.. time is fake! sparkle on!!

[tiodolma]

Arthur: "What do you think Merlin, should magic have a place in Camelot?

Merlin, who has listened to Arthur make a valid case on how his life and kingdom are always threatened by magic; Merlin, who still keeps seeing sorcerers arrested and burned just for existing inside Camelot; Merlin, who's close friends who are all politically powerful regularly call sorcerers as "fanatics", "heretics", "deranged", "desperate" and "dangerous"; Merlin, who'd been told over and over again that his worries are "merely superstition" and "nonsense"; Merlin, who'd been mocked for having "funny feelings"; Merlin, who has seen Arthur steadfastly uphold his father's policies that All Magic is Evil; Merlin, who have been told repeatedly by major magic institutions that Mordred would murder the King; Merlin who has had first hand experience of prophetic visions always coming true; Merlin, who has chosen Arthur's safety over everything else, even over Merlin's freedom: "There can be no magic in Camelot."

#the disir #bbc merlin #bbc arthur #bbc camelot #merlin crit #arthur crit #on camelot #merlin was already set up to answer like that ffs #i cant fcking blame him #when arthur only defers to magic when hes at a disadvantage #and i hate how merlin blames himself for that answer #Arthur's mind was already made up before he answered that question #he only reconsidered coz someone else had to suffer for his ignorance #a member of his own court got him to Move jfc #he would never developed sympathy for magic with the way the disir pushed him into a corner lol #in the first 4 years of arthur's reign camelot is not safe for anyone with magic periodt #the bigotry runs too deep

[biromanticbookbabe]

I picked up both The Common Reader and Stone Butch Blues again. I don't like leaving books unfinished.

#I listened to the first few chapters of Stone Butch Blues on Youtube but they only had the beginning chapters #I finally downloaded the pdf from Feinberg's (the author's) website and I've been reading it on my phone #I wanted to buy a print copy from a used book store but most for sale are 50+ dollars a copy! #stone butch blues takes place in the mid century so they're in the 1960's where I'm reading b/c some of the men are being sent to Vietnam #I never finished The Common Reader either #I just read parts of it for class or because they were Woolf's takes on authors I liked or read before #you KNOW I've already read all the victorian crit she did #she did chapters on Austen The Brontes and Eliot #these books both fit prompts for my reading challenge too #the birthyear book and the unfinished book #1993 was an interesting year for literature- Stone Butch Blues Girl Interrupted and Touched by Fire (a bipolar study) all came out #also happy 30th anniversary to all those books #both authors are lgbt! Woolf was bisexual #she's also my background with Radclyffe Hall and their pride flags (lesbian for Hall and bisexual for Woolf) #I finished Nita Tyndall's Who I was with Her and Norah Vincent's Self Made Man earlier this week #books #bookblr #currently reading

[ladyhavilliard]

i saw this site on tik tok and wanted to try it out, so look!! here is the result of farming vv like my life depended on it for months <3

#i farmed it last year mostly #when kazuha came out #i first bulit him with a crit build before finding out em was better so i had to farm again #and then i didnt know when venti was coming back but i farmed for him as well cause i knew i wanted him so baddddddd #somehow got pretty alright pieces for xiao as well in the process #DON'T THEY LOOK GOOD #i am fully f2p mind you but i am proud of them #genshin impact #venti #xiao #genshin builds

[june-again]

i just realized that i mained yanfei FROM HER RELEASE. i did not know that she was new to the game cause i started playing in 1.5 but i think she was one of my first 4*s along with noelle and i have started out with both of them on my starter teams on all three accounts.

#june shines #i also wanted zhongli from day 1 #kinda crazy #still want him #(i mean i have him but YKWIM) #AND THEN I DIDNT MEET KAZUHA UNTIL JUST AFTER HIS BANNER ENDED AND I WAS SO HEARTBROKEN #fell in love with this dude #so wait i was writing my kazuha fic.... like. months after i started playing #that fic goes so hard #idk man im just thinking about how time passes and how much this game has meant to me #like forget about the gacha aspects and just talking the companionship aspects #spending that much time with characters #getting to know the game mechanics. learning about crit 😭 #artifact farming for the first time when i found out abt tartaglia's rerun last fall #help 💀 #my ass used wanderer's and glad for all my characters for a YEAR #cringe #OH AND WHEN I DECIDED TO BUILD HEIZOU AND KUKI #and thoma too when i c6'd him #i love my november team <3 #ive been playing this game for 2 years. 23 months. just LOVING it. #never has a game captured my imagination as WELL as my gamer instinct as WELL as my Simp Behaviour #genshin got it all #PLUS IT'S F2P #anyways that's enough rambling i love genshin impact to bits and i have to write an exam today OOPS #juneshin impact

[ryasanda]

i wish as a community we were nicer to females stuck deep in the gender cult…. like i just feel a lot of the responses are vitriol and mockery vs patience and sympathy

#im guilty of this as well #i get that they can be exasperating but they’re ultimately our sisters #and we need to welcome them not scare them away #like idk when i had an hp sideblog #and jkr first went public with her gc opinions #i ultimately agreed w her but was struggling to come to terms with it #i made some posts about how i was confused #and that i was worried about how if i were to keep posting/ writing fic in the fandom that i would be label #that i would be labeled as a bigot #and immediately got sooo many reblogs/replies that were frankly demeaning and belittling #as opposed to showing some grace #idk i just would have gone full gender crit much sooner if someone was just like #‘no you’re not a bigot for continuing to enjoy hp’ vs #‘omg shut up! she didn’t even say anything bad y’all are crazy’ #etc etc #it turned me off of the #movement for a while even though in my soul id been a closet raddie for years

[dyed-red]

I've figured out where my curmudgeonliness about season 7 comes from

Because the two thirds of the season are pretty decent but there's a point at which it starts to tip toward making me physically role my eyes at the screen, and that feeling was the one that stuck strongest in my memory

#there's a point at which it turns so that characters serve the plot instead of the plot serving the characters #and that always makes me salty #combined with gratuitous deux ex machina and somewhat pointless character deaths (frank) #I don't mind the overarching plot or the themes or any of it #and other than the mouth faces the leviathan are pretty compelling #but yeah okay the back end of s7 and the first few eps of s8 #and i can see why i took a few years break from this show when i did #negativity #canon crit #peak end rule

[earmuffstar]

i miss sanders sides

#i was watching putting others first again and getting emotional #janus' name reveal. roman sinking out. logans insecurity. patton and janus' partnership. #the way they work together and hate each other and how it reflects the way a person's internal monologue and inner conflict might look #with a healthy sprinkiling of philosophy and musical numbers #and its really nice to watch a series like this where the actor is an actual actor and singer #because all the different characters are so distinct. and you can analyze their microexpressions #i have to believe the team is facing the same motivation/pressure/whatever as the ds/mp people #because theyve both had a massive drop in new content. and i understand. but i am very sad about it. #its such a Good series and concept while also offering itself to be a good fandom space #in my opinion i appreciate the production quality but i'm really there for the characters and their arcs #not how good the camera shots are or the videogame cutscenes #i appreciate it but it is so much more secondary to just being able to progress the storyline yknow? #by this point its 2022 and the last 'official' episode came out 2019... im just sad. its like when a fanfic doesnt update for 6 years #sanders sides crit #i guess... its not really crit its just me going on a nostalgia trip and being very sad #sanders sides #<- for people who have it blacklisted im sorry if it shows up in the main tags

[sunstar121]

would you guys believe me if I said that I, as a lvl 10 fighter lvl 5 cleric did a collective 225 damage to a dragon over only two rounds

#chris.txt #so. just had the second last session (!) of a dnd campaign. weve been playinf this one for /2 years/ (started may 2020) #so. heres how this worked and came together. im a gunslinger and use a customized gun to fight #this gun is double-barreled allowing me to shoot two bullets per shot #i can shoot three times on my turn but aftwr three shots i have to reload(third shot is a bonus action ans it takes me a BA to reload) #i cast magic weapon on myself (+1 damage) our cleric cast holy weapon (2d8 radiant damage per bullet i shoot) #so i do 4d8+6 damage per hit (2d8+5 base) #first round of this i had to reload and then hit all of my shots (16d8+24). rolled a solid 100 damage #second round. again had to reload. hit all my shots and crit once. we do crit rules of doubling the dice of that attack #so. 20d8+24 for those attacks. 125 damage rolled #how much hp did the dragon have after my attacks? 5. cleric killed it with a first level guiding bolt #AND now we're lvl 18 (lvl 12 fighter lvl 6 cleric) so we can wreck EVEN MORE SHOP in our final battle!!!!