#friendlylifecherry

[the-irken-pony]

You know, there's this thing called the Peter Principle, where people get promoted to beyond their competence level, like a good store level manager making for a shitty district manager. So maybe Terrence was pretty good working under Sir Wilford IV, but proved to be reckless and incompetent when actually put in charge after Wilford. It would make sense how Terrence became so unpopular that Reginald overthrew him

That would actually make sense. We see that unlike Reginald's pseudo-leadership in TK and T4L (a result of him being in denial about Henry's leadership), RHM's actions as Right Hand Man mostly serve to supplement Reginald's leadership whereas in RBH he's forced to take charge directly and give orders on his own behalf (which he often gives up on in favor of taking care of things himself). I wouldn't be surprised if Terrence was in a similar situation.

#terrence suave #reginald copperbottom #right hand man #sir wilford iv #henry stickmin #the henry stickmin collection #thsc #ask #friendlylifecherry #mine

[crazynekochan]

Dangan Persona AU: Beginning of 9th Palace and just what’s going on Let’s make the entrance to the shadow realm the back of the Izuru Kamukura statue on school grounds, right where the entrance to the secret lab was. WTH is going on: So the Persona series has a long, storied history of gods meddling in the affairs of humans and requiring a bunch of spunky young heroes to do something about it. And this AU will definitely not be an exception because Tiamat, the primordial goddess of the sea in Babylonian mythology, is our main villain of this charming vignette. All the calls of death, despair, and misery from the Tragedy had reached her ears in her soul’s prison, down below the waves. Calls for revenge cries for help, begging the uncaring gods above that they could somehow turn back time. But while those high and mighty assholes did nothing, she heard their calls decided to help them in her “infinite benevolence.” She stole the grand dragon skin staff of Babylonian God of time Marduk (her murderer in mythology). Using the powers, she turned back time and decided to alter things here and there for the benefit of humanity. However, it definitely didn’t leave people without scars (explaining the Shadows remembering the past world). Unfortunately, that’s not all she can do with the staff, and she’s been biding her time all this year to build up enough energy with the staff (hidden under HPA because, of course, it is). Her plan is to reverse her defeat by the old Babylonian gods and bring back her beloved consort Apsu. The problem is that her downfall and death meant that they created the earth and the heavens from Tiamat’s body, so that would undo life and humanity as they know it, so they need to stop her. Story: It’s a bit after the HK twins’ dungeon. The holidays are imminent, looming over the general population and the students in particular. They still haven’t found out why all the Shadows seem to remember a world that had phenomenally been fucked, through a combo of the school administration and Junko’s fuckery that about half of them had joined in on. All they know is that shit was BAD, bad enough that Makoto’s Shadow was genuinely going to kill Mukuro before they stopped him, and it’s Makoto we’re talking about. They found out some more stuff from the twins’ Palace, but still not much, and the fact that they’re in a boarding school means that when most of them get banished back home for the holidays, they won’t be able to collaborate as well (especially Sonia, since Novoselic is several timezones away). It’s about the start of the winter solstice (December 21) when shit starts going to hell in a handbasket. They’ve been getting unusual earthquakes for most of the year, but this one is definitely the most brutal hit yet. Then the underground of the school has begun to flood, ever so slowly. As far as they can tell, a pipe had burst somewhere, but that’s not it at all. Tiamat has finally gotten enough power for her mission to turn back time, and if she’s not stopped soon, she will wreck everything. The underground facility remains are already flooding with seawater, and they have only so much time before she floods the world. They’re talking about what things they know about the previous world and frankly thank God for Kyoko and Izuru being in on this because there’s a lot to unpack there. They can understand that these Shadows are the alternate versions of themselves who had gone through something called “the Tragedy,” and the cause of it was Junko, Mukuro, and the classmates in Class 77-B. And judging from how everyone had been acting, it killed a lot of people, including the captives of each Shadow (maybe, no idea what was up with Komaru and Shadow Fukawa), leading to their protectiveness to the point of harm. But the real secret sauce is in what had happened with Hajime, Izuru, and their Shadows because that fusion crap was not at all normal! However, they know that it was from how Hajime and Izuru got into the school. Because this place was gonna cost a pretty hefty penny before the “mysterious disappearance” of the SC (Tiamat killed them and their scientists on the IK project to take over the facility about a month before the start of the game). Still, the H-K parents do not have that kind of cash, no matter how good their jobs are. And given the “turned me into a freak of nature” comments made by the Fused Shadow, maybe there were things behind the scenes that allowed Hajime into the school for nefarious purposes. Hajime does have a vague memory of meeting some people about being part of some project for admission, but he thought that was just part of a weird dream on the train there for the opening ceremony. Kyoko knows that Principal Kirigiri was investigating the SC’s disappearance (how can he not, a bunch of some of the most powerful assholes in the world suddenly vanish without a trace), and the SC itself before then. Hence, she decides to check his files to see what he has, and they split up for the night. They didn’t get to really examine it at all because, in the middle of the night, there was a noise that sounded like metal scraping against itself and as dread-inducing as something unidentified hitting a submarine. It wakes up everyone, including the heavy sleepers, and Makoto climbs out of bed to find that it’s up to his ankles in water. Never a good thing to wake up to, but then when he hears yelling outside, he knows that it’s not just “his bathroom decided to explode,” but this is a much more severe issue. Makoto rushes out and finds everyone in chaos because that’s what people do when they see their bedrooms flooding. Jin is trying to make himself heard over the mess to order everyone to evacuate to the courtyard. It’s still fucking cold and the middle of the night with wet feet/clothes, but they all do it, so they don’t get drowned, but that doesn’t mean much when there’s still actual flooding going on from what seems to be the solid ground beneath them. The party meets back up, and the twins rush over from their place after getting their friends’ calls. Everyone’s trying to figure out what’s happening as strange warping sounds are coming from the school, in what seems to be the air itself scratching a record like a DJ. And then the actual air starts to shift, and holy shit, is that the fucking building going through some freaky time warp?! Indeed it is, warping and shifting through a long myriad of timeframes of the building itself. Then whatever freaky magic starts spreading to everything around the building, and everyone decides ok, time to panic! People start running like hell while the adults desperately try to get a grip on the situation, but Kyoko notices something: the Izuru Kamukura statue, which is somehow shinier than ever before and glows with an eerie light.

[Fuck it, I’ve been working on this thing for months. I’m submitting it now!]

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Mod: To start it off, having the entrance be at the secret lab entrance is the perfect place. Because everything bad that will basically end the world always comes from there, and it’s probably brimming with all kinds of evil energy due to what happened in the original timeline

The school holidays are really in the way for the cast now, that’s for sure. Because figuring out what is going on is really not that easy when apart. And from the weird little bits that they could gather by now they really need to know what is going on. Especially why a complete pacifist like Makoto would have the wish to murder and why the HK twins’ shadows can fuse and call themselves a freak of nature (Gotta be one hell of a shock for them to learn that they used to be one person, where Hajime was made into Izuru through some inhuman secret experiments)

Well with the world starting to flood however, the holidays are really not their problem any more, because they for sure have better things to do now! Because that for sure can’t be some pipe having burst due to these constant earthquakes, since pipes don’t flood the outside with sea water, and I doubt that they are close enough to any bigger body of water for it to come there. And with everything starting to warp and shift is especially not a good sign here. No wonder everyone is panicking, I would to

#submission #danganronpa #dangan persona au #friendlylifecherry

[aurumacadicus]

Stevetony and royalty AU for the ask meme?

Steve isn’t entirely thrilled with his marriage to the Stark heir. In his country, he was allowed--no, expected--to train with and stand by his army in battle, to go out and protect his kingdom with his own bare hands; in contrast, the Starks stayed safe in their ivory tower, not once lifting their own hands to wield a shield or brandish a sword, instead simply giving orders to others to carry out, and sure, maybe Maria and Tony have physical ailments that would curtail most attempts to help do things, but Howard Stark had never lifted a finger of his own, either.

Steve has no idea that this is a toll all its own and not entirely the Stark’s fault after witnessing two altercations between the Starks and their most trusted advisors--the first when Howard insists he can go parlay with a nomadic tribe seeking shelter himself and his man Edwin Jarvis had turned sharply and hissed, “Sir, you will stay here where it is safe until the Nomads can be trusted,” and had not accepted any arguments, and the second where Tony had begged and pleaded to go with his best friend Colonel Rhodes to apprehend some bandits and the man had turned and hissed, “Absolutely not, Tony, and if you follow me, I will put you over the horse like a naughty child and drag you back home.”

#aurumacadicus answers #ask meme #three sentence meme #stony #friendlylifecherry

[soudamweek]

Day 5

Talent-swap | Fake Dating | Actors/Acting

(AN: Ok, by this point, I’m too burnt out to do full fics, so now I’m just gonna do plot outlines. Pretty sure they still count as fanfiction but whatever)

Non-despair Adult AU

Gundham's been incredibly estranged from his human family for years, ever since his mother had left his father, took 6-year-old Gundham with her, and then passed away a few years after from cancer. Honestly, it's to the point where he refuses to acknowledge he had anyone that wasn't his mother and, at least he figured, that the feeling was mutual. 

At least until he got an invitation to the wedding of a cousin that he hasn't spoken to in years and had to actively walk himself through who this person was (paternal aunt's daughter, a few years older than him, would babysit him sometimes before they left).

Now, see, here's his big problem: he literally hasn't had any contact with that side of the family in years and he's almost sure to run into his dad there (who was… calling him a 'piece of work' was kind of like saying "the sun's kinda hot"), and the rest of his family are generally wealthy pricks who would look down on everything about Gundham, from his mannerisms to his job to his sexuality. Not that he gives a crap about that, but he still wants to make it clear that he doesn't want anything to do with them, but he sure doesn't want to go into the gladiator pit alone.

Enter Kazuichi Souda, friend via mutual friend from high school Sonia and damn near everything that Gundham's paternal family will hate, making him absolutely perfect for his fake wedding date. 

After a meetup with Kazuichi that revealed oh shit, he's way more his type than Gundham thought he'd be, the "date's" all set. Now there's the problem of making it through the wedding in one piece.

#soudam #day 5 #fanfiction #sfw #submission #prompt #danganronpa #fake dating #friendlylifecherry

[kirbychan234]

Ishimondo for the ask meme

who’s the cuddler: i dunno if cuddling is really their thing lmao. but mondo will hold taka down to get him to sleep more since he’s such a stickler for schedules

who makes the bed: taka, naturally

who wakes up first: also taka. he wakes up so damn early and it drives mondo nuts 

who has the weird taste in music: they both think the other has weird tastes in music, but taka knows less about music than mondo does, so he ends up listening to it anyway. it’s growing on him

who is more protective: i feel like they’re both super protective of each other. they will literally lay down their life for the other

who sings in the shower: taka probably. it’s not exactly good singing, but at least he’s enjoying himself

who cries during movies: i feel like they both get super emotional, but mondo cries angry tears ahahaha

who spends the most while out shopping: mondo, because of his coats and damn HAIR PRODUCTS

who kisses more roughly: i feel like they’d make it a damn contest, so both of them :V

who is more dominate: again, contest. it all depends

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 9/10, the best (br)otp out there tbh

#shipping meme #danganronpa #friendlylifecherry

[itsallavengers]

Would there be a writing decision that would make you like the Maximoffs in the MCU, like if you just ignored everything that the writers did with them in AoU and after. Because that's what I do, and I couldn't be happier.

No

#i get where you're coming from #but no #itsallavengers replies #friendlylifecherry

[azuresquirrel]

do you have an alternate platform, cuz I really like your posts but I don't want to have to scramble to find you when the site inevitably goes under due to their own stupidity

Mmmm, the jokes from a few weeks ago are far less jokey now, huh? 

You can find my pure stream-of-consciousness gay lawyer receptacle that is my twitter here at MilesGEdgeworth if you are not up to unlocking the SHRINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY

#replies #friendlylifecherry #honestly all of my best salt tends to be on there nowadays already anyway

[imagine-jim-bones-and-spock]

I keep thinking of an AU where the Vulcans are considered some of the best secret agents and the best agent of this generation is Spock...

Imagine an AU where Spock is a secret agent sent to the Enterprise by Romulan Empire. 

He finds that the closer the date gets for him to finally betray the crew, the harder he finds it to keep on going. When the date is less than 3 days away, he can’t even look Jim in the eyes.

#THIS WOULD BE A GOOD FIC IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED #spirk #jim #spock #au #friendlylifecherry

[always-stay-in-arms-reach]

Can I ask about a possible Cards Against Humanity tournament among the fighters?

It’s terribly hilarious and they all collectively agree to never do it again

The whole thing was Mechanica’s idea, even though Twintelle and Min Min strongly advise against her playing in the tournament

Twintelle, Master Mummy, Byte, Barq, and Max Brass prefer to stay on the side lines and just watch as the game makes as much chaos as possible

Mechanica probably gives the most inappropriate answers for black cards and the other fighters want to scold her for it, but also find her responses extremely funny

Sometimes, it’s easy to guess which cards are hers, and the Czar will purposely not pick her card just because it’s hers, even it is was the perfect response to the black card’s prompt

they all just love messing with each other

Min Min tries to be serious about it, but probably ends up using some pretty funny and inappropriate cards herself

She doesn’t make inappropriate jokes often, but sometimes her more playful side comes out and just makes every joke possible

Ninjara is all for seeing her laugh and smile more often than she normally does

Even he ends up laughing pretty badly at some of the answers

They tried to make it competitive, but they all just end up laughing and making jokes by the end of their “tournament”

Nobody takes it seriously, and they all just spend the entire session having fun and just being happy 

#friendlylifecherry #arms #thank you for the request! #min min #mechanica #twintelle #max brass #master mummy #byte #barq #ninjara #ribbon girl #spring man #helix #kid cobra #even if some of them werent mentioned assume theyre there and playing too

[adobe-outdesign]

What if summoning main characters only works if you use the creators, and since both Joey and Henry created Bendy and only Joey's been sacrificed, Bendy is after Henry to complete the ritual and come to life?

Wouldn’t Bendy already been alive though, considering he’s physically there?

#unless i'm misunderstanding something #bendy and the ink machine #henry stein #joey drew #bendy #friendlylifecherry #ask

[soudam-appreciation]

Im so glad you liked my idea!! I actually also have a demon idea (dont mean to step on @friendlylifecherry's toes it just made me think of it) but i was imagining a classic priest and demon au where Gundam is a A VERY SERIOUS priest and he meets a handsome man with black hair and soft brown eyes and finds out GASP hes actually a very pink demon in disguise!! And hes shy and doesnt want to hurt anyone but hes still a demon so GUNDAM IS CONFLICTED!! the drama,, (lmao sorry im too hype)

DEMON BOYYY

I think it would be so so fun if Kaz was like ‘heyyyy please don’t kill me I can show you more demons to get rid of so please just let me be useful! ;;” And after a lot of back-and-forth Gundham agrees, giving the slow burn a chance at seeing light!! It takes super long for either of them to actually trust the other but maybe they end up with a really good working partnership,,,, and maybe,,,,,,,,,, relationship?????? I’m in tears thank you confetti

#soudam #kazuichi x gundham #gundham x kazuichi #kazuichi soda #gundham tanaka #daily soudam #ask #confetti pops #sdr2 #mod 🌱

[crazynekochan]

Dangan Persona Palace #8 (holy shit, this's a long one)

[Haven't written for this AU in ages but college sucks. Thank god for summer] Ruled by Hajime Hinata/Izuru Kamukura (it’s a weird mix). Captives are Chiaki Nanami and Nagito Komaeda (will be trapped forever if not rescued in time). This one is rather odd since, in the original timeline, Hajime and Izuru share the same body while in this timeline, as facilitated by the big bad, Izuru is his own person. Hajime's shadow is rather basic, he's the king of the castle, self-aggrandizing, and yet clearly insecure about himself. But Izuru's shadow is where things start going sideways then take a sharp corkscrew on different axes because he's the head patient of the facility, bound up in a straitjacket over a hospital gown, representing how Izuru (either version), just feels like some sick experiment. But there’s something off: Izuru in this version as his own person is just bad with emotions, but the shadow represents both universes’ versions of Izuru, so the shadow Izuru switches between being very emotional yet showing it poorly and having no emotions at all. In addition, the shadows also fuse into a combined form on occasion, looking like a filthy mental patient with a crown on their head that shocks them on occasion (like electroshock therapy that Hajime was subjected to as part of the IK project). In his boss form, the shadows split into 2 enemies: the Beggar King with 10K Faces (shadow Hajime, representing him as the Wild Card with a ton of Personas) and the Faceless 100-armed Mad God (shadow Izuru, representing how even with his many talents, he feels emotionless and empty). The actual palace itself is a strange mix of a standard fancy castle and an abandoned hospital where horrific experiments were performed on the patients. Many of the rooms and puzzles rely on the mixing of the 2. The enemy shadows mostly are various gods and deities, generally high-ranking ones, or absolute horror shows. What is very significant are the 2 mini-boss fights of this palace: a Shadow Nagito and Shadow Chiaki, set near the end of the hospital side and castle side respectively. This is technically related to plot developments a bit later on in the story but for the moment let's just call it "magic fuckery" and move on. Basically, Shadow Nagito is considered the model patient of the asylum while Shadow Chiaki is the "King's" closest advisor. The fight against Shadow Nagito is honestly really sad because it's very clear that he doesn't really understand what's going on or why he's hurting people, with this overwhelming sense of dread and misery coming from the Shadow. The fight itself is just as bad as you'd expect fighting a version of Nagito with his insane luck. His boss form is a torn to all hell voodoo doll of himself with a massive pin straight through his head among others. He uses Curse and Bless skills and almost every turn, he either misses or gets crits, with actually hitting him being a similar pain in the ass for anyone without a high luck stat or right after he got a critical hit on someone. Fortunately, his terrible health means that the Shadow has similar bad health and frankly, his defense is absolutely godawful, so if you can actually hit him, it would be a short fight. He's beaten down and honestly so fucking sad that they just have to take him to his room to rest and just take the key off of him to the final area. Now the fight against Shadow Chiaki, that's the real son of a bitch right there. The shadow is sincerely, incredibly bored by pretty much anything that comes to her path and she just wants shit to be over with already, sheesh, completely against how much real Chiaki cares. Because she's partially based on the original human Chiaki and there's some of the AI Chiaki from DR2, so when her actual fight comes, the Shadow's form (a spin on Sleeping Beauty where she's more of a very bored hikikomori, still in PJs and not even bothering to try sitting up) is glitching like a video game. That's not the worst part of it, though. The worst part comes when Akane, as one of the ones with the best speed, makes her first

attack and turns out, the glitching makes Akane glitch out as well, which is pretty much a special status where you act as erratically as possible and pretty much scrambles the metaphorical controls to hell and back. Akane tried to grab an item to cure the status and threw Kazuichi at the Shadow too, making him a liability too. So now part of the party is "glitched" and since they don't know how to fix them without possibly hurting them or risking getting infected in case it's a contagious effect, it's pretty much persona skills and items only until the fight ends. A detail made significantly harder by the fact that Shadow Chiaki, like regular Chiaki, knows everything about video games and basically it's a ton of meta bullshit that makes it one of the most annoying fights in the history of Persona or even the MegaTen franchise. By some great fortune, she's got bad defense and speed stats so if you can outspeed her, you can kill her fast. After the battle, shadow Chiaki retreats right away, conveniently leaving the key to the final boss room. In the final room, the 2 shadows are bickering while Nagito and Chiaki are in 2 cells behind them, respectively furnished like a very fancy hospital room and an awesome gamer pad. Which would be very nice if they weren't being held captive by the manifestations of their best friends' (lover in Nagito's case about Hajime) worst repressed parts of themselves in a parallel world. They confront the Shadows, both of them highly unamused with their "real" counterparts and especially taking time to just eviscerate pretty much every failing the Hinata-Kamukuras ever had, in this timeline and the original. Then, with that all resolved, they morph into the boss forms and thus start one of the hardest battles the party had ever faced because my god, these fuckers will just not go down! But that's not the end of everything, sadly, because there's a 2nd fight after this that I will elaborate on in the next part because this is getting way too long

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Mod: The fighting against all the shadows must be pure hell. Because Nagito's BS luck is straight up unfair in every way there is. Chiaki's glitch status effect is disturbingly scary. And fighting against Hajime and especially Izuru is basically god tier level of difficult, since in the original (canon game) timeline he is basically superhuman and unbeatable. Also the designs you came up with rock! I can't even say with one I like the most, since all sound so awesome and fitting to them all. Well done

Going through the palace must be so confusing for the party. Because they can understand Hajime's part. He has one hell of an ego and thinks he's better than everyone else despite him really not being any better than anyone and being rather average. However Izuru makes no sense to them until they at some point find out the truth of the new time line, since Izuru isn't an experiment here after all unlike before

#submission #danganronpa #komahina #hajime hinata #izuru kamukura #nagito komaeda #chiaki namani #dangan persona au #friendlylifecherry

[aurumacadicus]

I still think of the regency AU whenever I see you, even though it's almost entirely made up of asks and responses (it's so good, man)

Thank you!

Secret about Regency AU: Even though I sometimes get hate telling me that Tony’s OOC, I think this is perhaps one of the most in-character things I’ve ever written Tony to do. Sure, he’s meek and anxious and submissive, but only because it’s what he needed to do to protect both his people and himself. Tony has always been about sacrificing himself to save others. Just because he didn’t build a suit and fight his way out doesn’t mean he wasn’t doing as much as he could to help people. Tony is just as self-sacrificial as he is in any other AU–it’s just that he had to sacrifice in a more subtle way in Regency AU. It’s shown most clearly in his “letters to Rhodey” that he didn’t actually ever expect to get back to Rhodey. He asks quite specifically if he would be faulted for killing himself, but in the end he doesn’t, because he needs to be alive to protect everyone.

Tony makes great strides in the safe and nurturing Rogers Kingdom, but I didn’t want to just erase the damage the ten years of physical and emotional abuse and the psychological torture he suffered under Obadiah. He’s healed as much as he can but he’s always going to have some broken edges that will always be sharp, no matter how safe and happy he is.

#aurumacadicus answers #tumblr meme #tw: suicide #friendlylifecherry

[soudamweek]

Day 4

Free Day/No Prompt

Non-despair, Main and Reserve Courses are Equal Yandere Gundham AU 

(AN: Warning, this has a depiction of a stalker. If you find yourself or someone you know with a stalker, contact the authorities and get out of that situation immediately. If you are or are becoming a stalker, then please seek help to stop)

It was a completely casual June day at Hope’s Peak Academy. Well, as casual as you can get when you’re at Hope’s Peak, the kind of place where if something Hope’s Peak related caused the apocalypse, at least a few people would have to pay up on bets in the time before everything goes completely to hell. 

Currently, it was lunchtime and the members of class 77-B were variously split up into their own little groups. One of the largest groups, composed of Nagito, Hajime (Reserve Course student moved into this class and quickly proved to be an excellent influence on his classmates), Fuyuhiko, and Kazuichi were eating handmade bentos (they made a bet on who between Fuyuhiko, Kazuichi, and Hajime would make the best bento last night; Hajime won since he knows how to cook decently, so the others just got theirs from Teruteru) and sitting under one of the biggest trees in the athletic field, making intermittent commentary on how insane Sakura Oogami’s training regime is (seriously, she’s doing one-handed pushups while Aoi and Makoto sit on her back!!) As Hajime helps to feed Nagito, who had broken his arms due to a terrible accident last week, Fuyuhiko and Kazuichi get on the topic of their recent romantic endeavors and how those are going. Honestly, Fuyuhiko’s attempts to romance Peko are going rather poorly, since he’s just so bad at expressing his feelings and really Peko’s not that good at emotions either.

“Well,” Fuyuhiko yelled as Hajime and Kazuichi start laughing at the tale of Fuyuhiko’s latest try at giving Peko a present that ended in him running away in embarrassment “what the hell are you doing with Gundham, huh?! It’s not like you’ve managed to do anything!!”

That’s when a thought (something rather rare for Kazuichi, in his friends’ opinions) crossed Kazuichi’s mind, only partially related to the topic. Since Kazuichi wasn’t very known to hide his thoughts from his friends, he voiced it.

“Hey, did I do something to make everyone mad at me lately?” he asked, to the rest of the group’s confusion and worry.

“W-why do you ask that?” Hajime asked, feeling a bead of sweat roll down his spine.

“Well, how do I put this? Uh, you know how everyone else’s been weird around me lately? With Mikan running off in tears the other day and Ibuki getting tackled by Akane when she tried to tell me something last night? Seriously did something happen to make everyone mad?”

What Kazuichi is referring to, of course, is the sudden change in his classmates following the last week. He’s going to be completely honest, he did not know much of what happened. But he does know that suddenly everything’s all tense whenever he comes into the room.

The reason for this is not because of anything that Kazuichi himself did, it’s that Gundham, who has been absolutely obsessed with Kazuichi ever since they met, is always following him around and glares at people like he’s ready to strangle them if they even dared to get in his way with Kazuichi.

The whole class knows about it, really. It’s really hard not to when several people find a stalker shrine hidden in Gundham’s room and Hajime got a “Fall in love with my Kazuichi and you won’t live to regret it” note delivered to him early in the year by a spectacularly well trained Bengal tiger, in his room, at 7 am. It’s just that no one can agree on what they can do about it since Gundham’s a very strong, tall, terrifying man with a distinct interest in the occult and many, many highly trained and dangerous animals completely loyal to him and they’re all very, very certain that telling Kazuichi about Gundham’s true nature would cause Gundham to kill them very, very painfully. 

Of course, there’s naturally no way they can tell Kazuichi any of that stuff, but now they have to walk on eggshells around him because no one can decide on what to do about it. 

“What?! No!” Fuyuhiko yelled out defensively, involuntarily glancing at the school menagerie where Gundham is not even really hiding that he’s staring at them as he pets a grown brown bear with disturbing calm.

“Well, what’s up with everyone, huh?!” Kazuichi yelled angrily and with some panic.

At this point, Hajime had to think fast. He can either tell Kazuichi and die or he can keep Kazuichi in the dark and risk something going really wrong if they ever get together. Then the choice was made for him.

“Actually, your birthday’s coming up soon, right? Oops, I guess the secret’s out then” Nagito said, clearly being the MVP here by expertly switching the topic.

At first, Kazuichi was pretty confused on what the hell he was talking about, then he remembered that oh yeah, his birthday was coming up this week!!

“Ohh!!” Kazuichi said, a lightbulb clearly coming above his head for a completely wrong reason “Yeah, it’s the end of the week, how’d you guess?!”

“Well, I’d heard something about a trip to that tech sto-”

Hajime clicked on what he was getting at and played along, interrupting with a “Nagito!!”

“Oh, my bad. We weren’t supposed to say anything about that.” Nagito then did that thing where he looks at his hand in self-deprecation, which would be more serious if he didn’t have both forearms in casts.

Before he could listen to any of the (faked) argument, the bell rings, signaling the end of lunch and Kazuichi’s ability to listen for the day. Kazuichi practically skipped off to the classroom building, ready to start eagerly speculating on what his friends and classmates were going to do for his birthday, not noticing Gundham putting away the bear in the menagerie and following after him at all.

#soudam #day 4 #fanfiction #sfw #submission #danganronpa #friendlylifecherry #free day

[kirbychan234]

Happy Valentines! In the SP/Dangaronpa au, can we just agree that Kenny can't count as a murder in the killing game, considering he always comes back to life?

hey happy valentines to you too, my dude!!!

and well, i’m not really sure? ‘cause i mean, nobody can remember that kenny dies if he comes back, so i assume if kenny dies, the rest of everyone just figures he was never part of the killing game to begin with

#Kirby's headcanons about sp #south park #danganronpa #dr au #friendlylifecherry

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Did you see that Apollo Justice is out on th e 3ds eShop?

Oh crap it is? Huh . . . I already have a physical copy of the original . . . 

but . . . HD . . .  

UMMMMMMMM

#replies #friendlylifecherry #OKAY I WILL PROBABLY BUY THE HD VERSION TOO #not right now it is not at the top of my priorities #BUT I WILL BECAUSE I HAVE A DUTY HERE