Not only would Roy Kent peel your orange, he would have a ready to go baggie of peeled and segmented oranges in the fridge just in case he’s not home to help you when you decide you want another orange.
(You don’t even really like oranges)
But he’s ready, he’s got you taken care of, and he is ridiculously proud of it, all puffed up like a peacock every time you eat those orange segments.
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why this bitch gotta appear when im literally so close to finishing the first chapter! >:U
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For many years my rage was dormant.
Lisa Taddeo, from Animal
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This is how I see Armand, by the way.
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Stop saying intrusive thoughts when you mean impulsive thoughts challenge!!
“Haha I put a hot wheels track running down my stairs I’m so quirky ahahaha 🤪”
“Aren’t my intrusive thoughts so silly 🤪”
You painted hot wheels tracks to match your stairs and got your husband to drill them to the floor. That’s a silly idea not an intrusive thought, honey- you didn’t visualise murdering your children
And of course
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woo
I LOVE HIM AUGHHHH
pls let him be in prime i'll be a court jester for it
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punish yourself for the evil things you've done to yourself 🗡
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„My head is Full of Problems, but u let me Forget them and that feels great❤️🌹“
Wirunddieundich
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Berlin!!!! Sooooon
If this isn't us, then I don't want it :D
Also this one of course
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Well, I figured out why my fic wasn’t posting. Apparently tumblr suddenly just doesn’t like the dividers I use
@weirdsociology
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How I have raged. I think I cannot rage anymore. I think I am too feeble and then the spite comes up again, a bit weaker, a bit thinner, but there.
Siri Hustvedt, from The Blazing World
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STOP SHITTING ON GEORGIE
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Alex points but at what cost 😔
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I'm so sick I'm so fucking sick
I can't keep on anymore
I'm full of so much rage i can't it's too fucking much for my head
I swear to fucking god one of this days I'm gonna be so done I'm not even gonna care and I'm gonna throw my self in front of the avenue or I'm gonna stick a knife in my stomach
FUCK i hate self harming is so fucking embarrassing
I need pills
I just need to knock me out with pills fuck
I don't wanna fucking be here anymore
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"youve reached your daily image upload limit" DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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