#funny considering he's. Dream

[jimmyunsolved]

idk what i was doing with this! but i just finished reading brief lives so. Lol

#my family got a new puppy so i was trying to blast this out while she was napping and i had the chance 🏃‍♂️ #i need 2 draw dream sooo bad but every time i try he eludes me #funny considering he's. Dream #anyways #delirium of the endless #delirium #the sandman #the sandman fanart #my art #'the shading on this makes no sense' i know. I know

[chocmoon-latte]

The amount of posts/fanart/memes I've already seen surrounding Cooper and Hancock only proves to me that Hancock NEEDS to make a cameo in a later season. Somehow. I need them to get in a knife fight. I need them to get up in each other's faces and kiss intimidate each other.

Cooper's look was originally supposed to have black eyes and have scars identical to the Fallout 4 design, but the idea was ultimately scrapped. Boy oh boy, who else has black eyes and- HANCOCK. Hancock does. HE looks like that. This was clearly a sign from the universe.

#/hj but also /srs #could you imagine TWO hot iconic ghouls on-screen??? #I just think it would be funny #Especially considering a few years ago they used images of Hancock in the articles about Walton playing a ghoul #and even Danny jokingly commented on it saying “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!” #you could easily get away with a Hancock cameo as well because he has zero faction association. His appearance wouldn't contradict anything #also it would be interesting to see two characters with such similarities (who ultimately turned out differently) in the same room #I'm not just saying this because I wanna see live-action Hancock in action (I sort of am) #I would only accept a such a reality if Hancock was played by Danny though. Anyone else and it's not even worth it #Idk if it's just me who genuinely would want this to happen or if I'm living a pipe dream #fallout #fallout amazon #fallout prime #fallout 4 #the ghoul #cooper howard #hancock #john hancock

[densewentz]

#Dream getting the shit continuously kicked out of him on all fronts after spending a century trapped in a snowglobe #dream of the endless #the sandman #im SURE this has been done already but rip its so funny #leave my nightmare alone hes being SHOCKINGLY compassionate all things considered #not like he has much of a choice in anything

[simplepotatofarmer]

this is it. this is the worst thing c!techno ever did. the only wrong he ever committed. torturing c!connor.

and he's wearing a santa hat.

#technoblade #dsmp shitpost #kinda. i DO actually believe this is the worst thing he's done. everything else was justified. lksdjflksfj #but this is such a funny screencap considering the circumstance. #connoreatspants #dream smp

[artofloof]

Day 1: warmup

Deciding to try @/galacii's Shattered September! Kinda just started out with something very "nothing" and simple. Normally I don't pull through with 30 day prompt challenges so we'll see how far I get with this 👀

#Shattered Dream #shattered dream sans #Shattered!Dream #shattered dreams au #ShatteredSeptember2023 #Shattered #Shattered september #I have a lot of fun ideas for this month #I just don't know if I'll have the motivation to do as much as I want to #I'm gonna try to go for at least 1 week and see how I feel #expect lots of drawings of him!!! :) #works out since I've been saying I need more art of Shattered in my catalogue for a long time anyway #I'm also really excited because anyone who knows me personally is aware that I used to be (and still am) absolutely manic for him #I don't consider myself a “simp” but I was like obsessed with SDAU for multiple years its not even funny #so therefore hes very special to me #Laurart #undertale au

[salemsimss]

I will not accept a life I do not deserve!

#johnny zest x mia goth crossover #the sims #the sims 4 #the sims 4 edit #the sims 4 render #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 render #johnny zest #townie makeover #ts4 townie makeover #ts4 premades #sims 4 #ss:renders #okay so basically i had this dream right #where johnny zest was playing a character who was an aspiring actor? or entertainer #and it's basically inspired by pearl and x #which is funny considering in his lore he gets disowned for being an entertainer #so it was quite fitting really #if it isn't already obvious he is my fav premade #<33 #ss:edits #sim: johnny

[itsamenickname]

Cute Bowuigi headcanon idea where Luigi is a heavy sleeper but Bowser, despite what everyone believes, is actually a super light sleeper.

#luigi #luigi nintendo #bowser #bowser nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #super mario #super mario bros #mario au #kind of? #I mean technically Luigi is canonically a heavy sleeper #look at Mario and Luigi: Dream Team if you don't believe me #although I should point out that I haven't beat said game so I have no idea if Bowser is canonically a heavy sleeper too #but I will say that it would be kind of funny & ironic if the big bad Koopa King wakes up to even the slightest sound #not because he's scared or anything like that but more so because he needs everything to be absolutely quiet in order to actually sleep #and considering that dragons have really good hearing...yea Bowser would probably just have a really difficult time sleeping #meanwhile Luigi is just snoring away in dreamland #Bowser secretly envies Luigi for having the ability to sleep through anything #and yet he still very much loves his tiny little human boyfriend

[synonymroll648]

sokeefitz au where keefe is a magician, fitz is his assistant (who also learned how to sword swallow just to occasionally upstage keefe at his show's because he's petty but doesn't know how to pull a quarter from someone's ear), and sophie is marella's newest friend that's getting dragged to one of keefe's magic shows and holy wow ok marella was not kidding about the magician and his assistant being hot. cue keefe pulling roses out of his sleeve for sophie midshow because he knows a cutie when he sees one (after getting a subtle okay from fitz, who is his boyfriend but most people only know about the childhood friends part). and fitz getting to know her after the curtains close and asking her if she wants to hang out sometime. and keefe crashing that meetup when it happens halfway through because he can't help himself and knows fitz won't mind.

and them becoming friends that hang out a lot outside of shows, and sophie being keefe's most reliable regular. that DEFINITELY aren't flirting, marella, c'mon, fitz leaving out scarves for her to steal at their apartment she now frequents more than her own and learning her favorite treats to bake for her and keefe constantly throwing his arm around her and complimenting her w/ ten million winks is strictly platonic in this context

#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc fic idea #sokeefitz #sophie foster #keefe sencen #fitz vacker #it has been too long since i have posted about these fuckers considering that the brainrot never stops #also. it would be REALLY funny if sophie was a scientist. that can debunk some of keefe's harder tricks just by paying attention #actually. if anyone writes this. make her specialize in physics. so she knows a bunch of crazy shit from her classes that makes keefe go :O #additionally. for extra self indulgence on my part. keefe being genderfluid and occasionally performing a trick where he's super masc on #stage and then he's obscured for like .2 seconds and then WHABAM he is now a she and very femme would be fantastic #cis keefe works but also. transfem keefe owns my heart. transmasc keefe is great too because i can go 'just like me fr' #but also. keefe gives more transfem vibes in canon. from what i remember from canon #i could probably dream up more scenes for this au but. i just thought it would be cute #and wanted to share

[sysig]

Incomplete exchange (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #Max Vyer #DAX #*throws idea spaghetti throws idea spaghetti throws idea spaghetti throws #So Max and ZEX changing places - what if that but This lol #It would also be funny to watch Max stumble around in ZEX's body lol but considering ''how'' ZEX got isekai'd... #Not much left probably :| Dark #Really I'm just fascinated by throwing the almost-dynamics into relief hehehe - DAX and Dex so similar! And Max and ZEX similar in some ways #How would DAX react to Max :3c How would Max react to DAX! One of them knows the other - at least at arm's length - but not the other! #Seeing a VUX ''in person'' would probably be a whole other feeling as well haha - there's a familiarity when he's inhabiting ZEX's POV #Still thinks he's dreaming because I mean - would the reality be any easier to swallow? No lol #I guess this would be a scenario before ZEX dies since y'know - DAX is here haha - unless this is some afterlife something??? #Both Max and DAX /would/ be dead in that scenario - or would they?? Haha the grey area is the funnest to play in <3 #I think it'd be very interesting on DAX's end as well - obviously Max is very different from ZEX but if the language thing works both ways #VUX already have the translators of course but like - Max speaks very differently from ZEX he formulates his sentences very specifically #But if the way he attacks the words the way his accent moves the sounds around - if he speaks like ZEX but not /like/ him - s'interesting! #Would probably confuse the heck out of DAX haha he knows that voice very well! #By the transitive property would that make their accent space New Jersey? No that's too silly haha #I really love Max just dropping years and events out of the blue haha - very important! Written down! Kept track of! #A lot of things he doesn't pay much attention to but he's very careful with his dream data I'm love him <3 #I also had So much fun drawing his hands here hehe ♪ His hand expressions have quickly risen to being my favourite :D #ZEX doesn't express with his hands! Which means it's a Max-specific type of thing in his body! #Tells <3

[matchandelure]

i fear that the undercover top secret government assassins are growing on me (cp9)

#I HAD ZERO THOUGHTS ABOUT THEM AT FIRST #IN FACT I WAS DEVASTATED THAT THE WATER 7 QUARTET WERE ACTUALLY CP9 #BUT THEN??????? I READ CP9'S INDEPENDENT REPORT AND. I!?!??!?@?!? #the thoughts are endless ive been having one piece dreams every night for the past few days and they have all been cp9 related the brainrot #is so bad. i am sodgjkadhg #i love one piece there are so many characters with each new arc i get to i get some new characters to obsess over i love it i feel so alive #ive been fighting tooth and nail avoiding spoilers for the latest episode BUT GOD IM SO SO TEMPTED TO. TAKE A PEEK #anyways last night i was once again doing a wiki deep dive and i found some silly things on cp9's pages #JABRA AND LUCCI ARE THE SAME HEIGHT!!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY #CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?!?! the kid you've had beef with since he was 13 (maybe even earlier since lucci alreayd knew him when he was 6) who you #used to have a whole head over is now at eye level with you i would actually be so embarrased #KAKU IS FROM EAST BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS OS IMPORTANT ACTUALLY!! THE MOST IMPORATNT FACT EVER!!!!!!!!!!! #so he knows the strawhats are...also from the east blue right?!? right??????! and ik the wg steals these kids early on to train them so i #doubt he has lingering attachments to his home sea but i still think this so both so so sad and so important :'(( #also not getting over how oda's depiction of tiny kaku has him holding a toy boat BC ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!?! ARE YOU K IDDING ME #kalifa and jabra's favourite dishes are both lamb based!!!!!!!!! silly because her animal motif is a sheep haha #BUT ALSO considering how her father was also cp9 and she's probably been conditioned since birth to also follow his footsteps and how jabra #holds seniority in the current lineup id like to think that these two have known each other a very long time and there were influences #the most dysfunctional fcked up family ever. cp9 #blueno and jabra are both from the north blue!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that one falshbakc we see that the two of them plus 6year old lucci trained #together but also it would be so fcked up if the two actually knew of each other before being roped into the governemnt #idk how the wg works do they just??? routinely scout around and pick up a bunch of kids ata time???? were jabra and blueno taken together?? #also wondering if ... kalifa jabra and kumadori knew each other the longest as fellow agents or soemthing #i feel like im entertaining a gazillion thoughts all at once its so hard ot balance but we know both kalifa nad kumadori have #parents in the governemnt/assassin profession that also influenced them right #idk maybe one thing they can bond over #cp9 to me is just a fucked up family of some sort. they are not found family they are like some weird forged family where they were all #forced together and somehow made it work and they all love lucci and care for his wellbeing enough to raise all that money to get him to a #doctor and they cared about each other enough to get off enies lobby together without leaving anyone behind and they went cafe hopping and #shopping and bowling together and they all care for each other in their own way

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

Yo being mad about disney race swapping characters is dumb what im annoyed about is the weird idea that its anti feminist to want romance from a company that made a bunch of profit off of romances.. And the constant dissing that disney princesses get is rather grating .. if they were treated respectfully that would be great but no they keep being shat on by what i view as fake femisist that keep hating on fictional children. thats the issue with disney remakes they steal talking points from people hating on fictional kids its so lame

#disney #snow white #the little mermaid #beauty and the beast #its funny how batb got complaints when i thought that was suppose to be the more fem one #snow and cindy are in abusive situations what do you want em to do esp the 14 year old ? #they're doing the best they can #ariel had an abusive father #jasmine had a decent one he was just so dumb #but none of em were weak princesses snow had the dwarfs wrapped around her finger #i saw that movie a year ago i think and rem thinking hey snow is acutally very proactive shes bossing those animals and the dwarfs around #and shes considered weak bec she wants a prince like shes 14 bro thats a normal age to be into romance i dunno what to tell ya #its so weird to me disney is looking down on romance romance is cute its not anti femnist #you can have a job and be a romantic itws not mutually exclsuive #ariel was not weak either girl took on a shark saved erics life and did something she went to make her dreams a realiaty how is that not #feminist man people are too picky with these teenagers

[hella1975]

wicked game by chris isaak as a zukka song. discuss

#as THE zukka song even. ive been listening to this on loop this morning #it's also specifically very tams and taob zukka coded just bc it's got that jaded 'been through hell' vibe to it #'the world was on fire and no one could save me but you' hello... literally the war..... sokka pulling zuko out of it.... the gaang winning #'i never dreamed that id love somebody like you' GOES BOTH WAYS #also the chorus kinda reluctant to fall in love but it's happening anyway? VERY TAOB AND TAMS CODED #like i always said taob zukka's anthem was georgia particularly bc of 'if i fix you will you hate me' #and 'i dont want to fall in love with you (the world is only gonna break your heart)' gives similar vibes #and the tams angle is bc tams zuko's whole thing is that he wants NOTHING to do with the war #like he's had enough he's seen enough he's well and truly given up hope #he's lost his fight which is such a heartbreaking thing to consider for ZUKO of all people #and the gaang kind of. forcefully give him hope again and restore his faith in humanity and he's fighting it every step of the way #bc if he gets his fight back then it means he can't just be jaded and indifferent to the injustice he's seen and experienced #he has to deal with it head on and that's such a horrible scary thing and he just doesn't want to fight anymore #literally 'what a wicked game to play to make me feel this way what a wicked thing to do to let me dream of you' #in this essay i will- #twice as many stars #taob updates #<- very funny to me that i just use that tag as a taob dumping ground like it very rarely has anything to do with an update <3 #zukka

[thestitchesart-chive]

Cyscourge posting #4

Scourge’s “genes” (CNA, spark coding, whatever it’s called) are very strong. As in, when he and Cyclonus have sparklings, all of them come out looking like him. Near-exact copies of him, in fact.

And in the case that Cyclonus is the carrier, they come out as triplets too. Because, yknow, space jet/seeker, trine, all that. So Cyclonus and Scourge end up raising the first ever trine of sweeplets. To the relief of all, eventually the sweeplets mature and start looking slightly more like Cyclonus- slightly different alt modes, purpler paint, but in the end they really do just look like Scourge, especially when they grow out their mustaches and whatnot.

#I don’t really consider this canon because I’m not a TF Sparkling truther but I thought it would be a funny idea honestly #Canon being a very loose term I threw out the window years ago #Cyclonus wakes up in a cold sweat after dreaming that he mothered a trine of sweeps and is relieved it wasn’t real #still can’t look the sweeps nor scourge in the eye for a week straight though #cyclonus #scourge #scourge transformers #tf scourge #scourge g1 #transformers scourge #cyscourge #sweeps #the sweeps #the stitches stuff

[maddy-ferguson]

my brother called me for christmas and i didn't recognize him because he has a deep voice now very much felt like killing myself when he said "this is [his name and my little sister's name] btw" at the end of the voicemail

#i was like is this a wrong number is this a prank because it's not particularly funny it's most likely a wrong number because i literally #don't know any random man who would be calling me for christmas #this is crazy #he's 12 and a half. 12 and 3/4 actually. so ig that tracks (yeah) but like #crazy #i haven't seen him or my little sister or my stepmother who isn't my stepmother anymore in 4 years because i HATED going to my dad's it was #the bane of my existence from 2009 to 2019 and i loved my brother and my little sister i loved seeing them but i don't regret the fact that #i stopped going even if it means i no longer have a relationship with them and only talk on our birthdays or i guess on christmas #like it does make me sad and when i considered not going anymore before i actually stopped i always thought about them and about how much i #loved them and i do miss them and hate the fact that idk we were only close for the first 8 years of my brother's life and 6 years of my #little sister's life but at the end of the day...it's like with my dad not having that substantial of a relationship with him (i see him a #few times a year for like a couple hours tops and like we talk but we don't TALK but we're not on bad terms we talk more now than we did #when i went to his house semi-regularly for the weekend) makes me sad but i can just. not think about it. and then i'm not sad lmao. like #yeah i'll have dreams about it (not as much as i used to) because it is a thing that is always going on with me but it's NOTHING compared #to what going there was like like i thought about it SO MUCH it made me SO MISERABLE and like actively miserable this is easier to deal #with. passively miserable. but not recognizing my brother's voice was crazy #i always call my little sister my little sister and i don't say that with my brother because i have another sister and she's ALSO my little #sister but not as little😭 like my sister: my sister who's 18 my little sister: my sister who's 10. my dad forbid us from saying half- #sibling🙏 #and like i say: brf slt

[starbuck]

Lalo being slaughtered on and then entombed in the floor of the superlab, call that a foundational sacrifice.

#better call saul #bcs #lalo salamanca #still cannot BELIEVE they did this… #like. he’s a foundational sacrifice metaphorically in that Gus killing him allowed him to go on to found his meth empire #but also LITERALLY because he is IN THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #it’s SO funny i can’t even deal with it - i’ve been losing my mind over this since before i even started the show #i say a lot that hearing about Nacho’s death is what made me start… which is partially true… #that’s what made me start seriously considering it and a dream i had about Nacho later sealed the deal #but i SPECIFICALLY remember hearing about Lalo being buried under the lab and going ‘oh this show has foundational sacrifice in it???????’ #and THAT was when i blocked spoilers with official intent to eventually watch #so it was a highly-anticipated event for me and it did NOT disappoint #picture me going into Breaking Bad for the first time and the ONLY Salamanca i’m aware of is Lalo and the ONLY thing i know about him is #that he’s a foundational sacrifice with a good sense of humor about it #perhaps that explains a lot about how i um… *responded* to all i went on to witness… #ANYWAYS - this one goes out to you Cleo 😂😂 thank you for encouraging me in my nonsense #and i’m thrilled that this Hit for you… Target Audience…

[domoz]

hey quick question anyone know of any aus out there where Itama and Kawarma live but Tobirama and Hashirama DONT

#half considering doing something with the idea myself #but im wondering if also switching up which uchihas survived would be too much since they'd pretty much all be OCs #naruto blog for naruto things #anyways . imo. kawarma is the one who is like. im killing you and killing you and killing you and killing you #and unlike tobirama he doesnt see a need to control his emotions so hes Big Mad at the uchiha #itama w/out his brothers to protect him still ends up a cunning little bastard #but i think the most fun path to take is that even in death hashiramas dream for peace was so strong that it still happens. somehow #P S. thinking of my headcanons for madara's siblings (im going w/ the mountain naming scheme) #and im like. wouldnt it be funny if he had a sister. and she didn't even DIE he was just a fucking. misogynist about it or something dlghdg #will probably not go with that but. its funny