#gay uncles vibes

[neverleaveyourwingman]

Everyone talks about Maverick and Iceman unofficially adopting the Dagger Squad, but can we take a second to consider: Cool Gay Uncle™ Slider? I mean, obviously Slider and Ice were super close (I just watched Top Gun again, and Slider seems like the protective older brother), so when Ice (or Mav) mentions adopting the Dagger Squad, Slider is just like ‘hell yeah’ and becomes the Cool Gay Uncle™

#icemav #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #top gun #top gun maverick #ron slider kerner #Slider just gives off x Cool Gay Uncle™ vibes #and the Dagger Squad absolutely loves him #dagger squad

[mrsfrecklesmarauders]

It was at fifteen that Sirius felt something for someone for the first time.

He was just a silly boy who had kissed a couple of girls not because he wanted them but because they initiated it.

The summer when he met George, Sirius would call it the best of his life. The bloke was one of his Uncle's friends. He was way older. In his thirties. He was cool, handsome and easy going. He dressed like a Rockstar: cool leather jackets, tight jeans, piercings and leather boots. Plus he had the most angelical voice Sirius had ever heard.

They toured through different cities of Europe thanks to Alphard's money. George sang in every bar and club they could find. Alphard brought his nephews along, pretending they were more than eighteen and not minors with little experience of that world.

Regulus didn't enjoy his time much. He didn't enjoy the clubs and crowds and preferred to get lost in his books. Sirius was delighted with all that experience. With George and his Uncle, he learned to drink, to smoke, to listen to music, to flirt and to have fun.

Sirius thought Alphard's life was wonderful. Full of adventures, so different than what the rightful House of Black represented. During that summer, Sirius swore to be just like George when he was older.

But what George made him feel was intense and very different than what he had felt before. George was this amazing person that Sirius wanted to impress. He got nervous around him. And at the same time he felt so wild, like anything was possible around him.

Sirius couldn't stop looking at him, admiring every move, every smile, every word that came out of his mouth. His heart beat harder when George winked at him. He blushed when he rubbed his hair. And when he sang, Sirius was transported to another world.

Of course in Sirius’s fifteen year old mind, it was impossible to acknowledge these feelings as love. It was impossible for Alphard to be gay. It was impossible for him to be gay. So Sirius just saw all of this as admiration. Nothing more.

They were just bachelors having fun without compromise.

"George, Uncle has been looking for you"

George was at the hotel terrace, sitting at the edge of the roof, looking down at the street, feet tangling down. He held a cigarette between his lips. He had dark shades and wearing only a white tee he looked incredibly great. How could he manage that?

"Sirius, come here" George gestured for Sirius to come closer, smiling at him with his perfect white teeth.

Sirius couldn't avoid blushing as he approached.

"Look at this view, isn't gorgeous?"

Sirius saw the city of Paris in front of his eyes. Sunset was making the sky pink and yellow. The buildings had a certain glow in them. Everything looked as if it was made of gold. Paris was truly breathtaking. Eiffel Tower in the back. Sirius had been a few times, but he had never seen the city this beautiful.

"C'est trés jolie" Sirius commented as he took a seat besides George.

George laughed. His hair was also golden, shinning under the sun.

"At least I get you to talk to me in French, your Uncle doesn't want to"

Sirius was aware of his cheeks getting on fire.

"I bloody love Paris" George added "Might want to stay here forever"

"Me too" Sirius suddenly agreed looking at the landscape "I don't want summer to be over"

George raised an eyebrow.

"Come on, I'm sure you miss your friends" he said "Maybe a pretty girl you left behind?"

Sirius did miss his friends. The Marauders and their silly pranks. Although he didn't think about them every second of the day. Not when Sirius was having this much fun. He thought he should probably write to James. Then he felt nostalgic and got excited about the idea of telling him about of his adventures to him. He was surely going to love them.

"Maybe my friends, but no.. I don't have a girl" Sirius found himself nervously playing with his wristband as he said this.

"Oh yeah? A boy as handsome as you?"

Sirius now smiled at his own silliness and way of blushing so easily.

"I am like my Uncle. A free spirit. Do not want to waste time in just one girl"

He said it mainly to sound cooler. Like George as well. He flirted and talked with plenty of girls after his shows. But never actually stayed with one.

George looked away into the sunset with a sigh "Your Uncle, a free spirit, isn't he?" he took a drag of his cigarette, then realized he was supposed to offer it to Sirius.

Sirius grabbed it between his fingers. He had managed to not cough the other day. He wasn’t very keen of the smell and taste. But he wanted to look cool. And George looked so cool while he smoked.

Sirius managed to take a full drag and only coughed a little as he let the smoke out. George was amused. God, why did Sirius want to impress him so much? And why did he fail miserably?

"Are you angry with him?" Sirius asked as he passed the cig back "With my Uncle? I heard you discussing with him yesterday after your show"

If Sirius had been paying more attention he would have seen George go a bit frigid.

"It was just some bickering, Sirius. Do you bicker with your mates?"

Sirius shared a dorm with his best friends. Sometimes they fought about silly stuff.

"All the time" Sirius sneered.

George nodded with a smile.

"Your Uncle has an insufferable temper, I must tell you"

Sirius chuckled "He is alright"

"Have we met the same Alphard?"

Sirius found himself laughing and afterwards he couldn't stop smiling. It was a stupid thing.

'I like you' Sirius wanted to say. 'I'm glad you are my Uncle's friend. And I am glad I met you'

"Don't worry about it, mate"

But he didn't dare. The words were just stuck on his throat like a bloody syrup.

George kept smoking in silence. Sirius opened his mouth trying to find the right words. It was the nervousness that got him this silly.

"Each morning I wake up and die a little, can't barely stand on my feet..."

However his thoughts were interrupted when George began singing. He winked making Sirius blush. It was an acapella song without music, without warning, just because he felt like it. And Sirius smiled because he recognized this song.

"Take a look in the mirror and cryyy... Oh lord what you're doing to mee... I have spent all my years in believing you... Someday I'm gonna be free Looooord!"

Sirius couldn't get more fascinated by George's voice. He hadn't heard something so beautiful. He hadn't seen anyone so beautiful. In his mind it was that he wanted to be exactly like George. That cool, that amazing, that talented, that perfect.

"Find me somebody to Looove... Find me somebody to Looove" Sirius sang as well.

George smiled before continuing.

"Caaan anybody find mee...." George made a pause looking at the beautiful sky "Somebody toooo....... loooooooveeeee...."

The last part gave Sirius goosebumps. Not even Mercury had managed that. So Sirius was smiling just because. Cheeks pink, no wonder.

And George was smiling as well. Cheeky little smile below his shades.

Sirius wanted to smile at someone someday and provoke all the crazy things he was feeling now.

"George, don't encourage my nephew to sing. He has a terrible voice"

Alphard was right behind them. He had a soft smile on his face. But he looked tired. Maybe he just woke up.

"And don't you dare encourage him to smoke" Alphard added as he practically ripped the cigarette out of George's hand.

"He is a grown up boy, Alphard"

"I am a grown up boy, Uncle" Sirius smiled innocently. He actually couldn't wait to be a grown up adult like these two. Free from Orion and Walburga, free from all the stupid rules.

Alphard rolled his eyes as he took a drag.

"Your mother will kill me if she knew what you've been doing this summer"

Sirius buffed. He was embarrassed to be treated like a brag in front of George.

"Better not tell her, eh Alphard?"

"Why don't you go and fetch your brother?"

Alphard asked as he kept smoking "He's been reading the same bloody book in bed all day..."

Regulus was just fourteen. And he was already behaving like a bloody boomer.

"Look at that sight, let's go eat something outside"

Sirius rolled his eyes.

"I am not Reggie's babysitter"

Alphard patted him in the shoulder. "Come on, lad. I need to have a moment alone with George, yeah?"

Sirius noticed George haven't said a word. He kept looking forward. Sirius wished he would know what he was thinking.

"Yeah, of course" he said reluctantly as he stood up. Alphard gave him a sympathetic smile before Sirius left.

As he was walking inside, Sirius turned to see at his Uncle and George discuss. They were talking in low voices so Sirius couldn't hear. He couldn't tell by the shades but was he crying?

Then Alphard whispered something to make George give him his handsome smile. And something weird happened. Alphard touched his cheek delicately. Both men looked into each other's eyes.

Sirius found the gesture so intimate that he decided to leave.

Sirius was blind back then. He should have seen that as romantic. He should have known what his Uncle was. What George was. Now with everything that had happened with Remus, it all made more sense. Remus was not the first bloke he had fancied. Perhaps...

Something was certain. Alphard had been terrified to tell everyone the truth. And Sirius was terrified as well. He wished his Uncle was not dead so he could talk to him. He wished Alphard had trusted him. But he didn't. And Sirius missed him very much. Now he had to figure out all of these feelings on his own.

#My headcanon is that Sirius’s gay awakening was one of his Uncle's friends #But he didn't know what it was back then #From this lad he got the Rockstar vibe #marauders #maraudersera #muggleau #sirius black #alphard black #regulus black #wolfstar

[marley-manson]

so the way I read the gay jokes (and Klinger’s crossdressing), at least in the first half of the show, is that they’re defiant. they are something the characters brought with them from home that they use to define themselves in opposition to the norms of the military.

the jokes very pointedly have this vibe a lot of the time - Clayton calling the doctors “real soldiers” directly before a cut to Hawk and Trap dancing together; Hawkeye hitting on his enemies to antagonize them; Hawkeye introducing him and Trapper as sodom and gomorrah during the MacArthur rehearsal; gay dodge jokes; etc etc etc. And when they don’t directly have that vibe through framing, the overall atmosphere of the show imparts it anyway. most of the characters are created to exist in opposition to military norms, it’s the basic premise of the show. the gay jokes fit right in with the overall sensibility - like even for Frank they underline the ways in which he doesn’t fit military masculine ideals, hypocritically in his case.

and of course Klinger’s crossdressing is an escape attempt, a connection to his family as he follows in his uncle’s footsteps and often gets outfits sent from home, and it’s a symbol of distinction and individuality in a sea of conformity.

to me the gay jokes and other assorted homoerotic elements are very much about who the characters are as people, the attitudes they bring with them when they’re drafted (and pass on to others as in BJ starting to make jokes in his first couple seasons to conform to Hawkeye’s sense of humour), and a sign of their hatred for being there. rather than the military setting being an environment that uniquely allows this kind of freedom of expression, it’s something the characters insist on specifically in defiance to that setting. on top of that, while I’m sure this isn’t the intent, it’s very easy to read Klinger dropping the crossdressing and Hawkeye making way fewer gay jokes in the last few seasons as the setting grinding that resistance out of them.

and I feel like that suits the essential themes of the show perfectly as well, ie: being on a military base in a war zone sucks, lol. it’s a very neat and thematically satisfying take to me.

#mash #marley on mash #mash gen #been thinking about this recently bc of some posts i've seen with the opposite take #it's also worth noting that in mash's sitcom universe the chill crossdressing vibes also extend back home as well a la radar's story #about uncle boris getting punched out by an open let's assume trans woman #as do the gay jokes ie hawkeye making them in his letters to his dad and exchanging them with civilians and old college buddies #so yk the 4077 isn't uniquely subject to sitcom rules and it doesn't really make sense to assume it's the only place they can express #themselves safely - especially given the episode george that makes it clear that it's not safe #like realistically a military base in the 50s is not a safe place to experiment and unrealistically in Mash's universe people back home are #about the same level of chill if not moreso so either way there's not really a contrast there #mash gs

[reinvent-and-believe]

as the most obnoxious regis stan i feel obligated to go on record here, because there is one and only one acceptable casting choice for regis

he’s got that perfect combination of gravitas and irony. he’s got the mild, quiet humor. he’s got the heart. he’s got fabulous hair. i don’t know what more you could possibly want from your regis

i barely even watch netflix witcher anymore but like. cast james lance as my regis and all is forgiven

your move @ netflix lmao

#the witcher #james lance #emiel regis #witcher casting #anyway it’s not going to happen but like. i NEED it #the vibes…impeccable #i love my gay vampire uncle

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Memnock: Is there even a part of you left that's able to worry?

Shope: Yes. It has been mysteriously localized to my middle finger. Could the dark magics be at work again?

#supernoobs #incorrect quotes #incorrect supernoobs #jennifer shope #supernoobs mem #supernoobs memnock #memnock #mem #source: homestuck #i think they all have different very specific vibes with both the gayliens #and Shopes and Mems relationship is very “Gay Uncle and Lesbian Niece Judging You From Across The Food Court”

[hanzajesthanza]

"is it a bad time for advice?" "as a matter of fact, it is. it'd be nice if you'd leave me to my thoughts. and apologize for disturbing me." "i apologize. the private conversations with the self are, after all, invaluable and sacred. but i would still like to present you with some humble advice: you're quickly approaching hypothermia."

angoulême model by @witcherscreenshotsdump 💖

#angouleme #emiel regis #tw3edit #tw3 #witcher 3 #sbui #the witcher books #f: i'm not your uncle dear child #c: angouleme #c: regis #set: beauclair #my edits #mod #'you want to avoid getting lectured?! not so easy!! this bitch appears from thin air and shit!!' - angouleme #what's that post about gay people will sit on a couch (in this case a bench) any way except the way which you're supposed to #angouleme sitting On The Ground and regis Leaning Against the bench like guys there's a bench right there #i imagine the next scene is them talking it out on the bench and at the end of the convo angouleme tries to #lean on him for warmth and he's like 'yeah i don't have a temperatur-' 'i knew that I REMEMBERED that you don't have to tell me I REMEMBER' #this is a good example i have of 'do you see me as a father figure' 'i see you as a BOTHER figure cause youre always BOTHERING me!' #should be obvious from the post and my tags and my blog and me and the vibe but don't tag as ship and if you do i will hunt you down #i think if you combined geralt and regis you would get episodes of house m.d. and idk if that's a good or bad thing

[feraltwinkseb]

May 26th 2022 - Monte-Carlo, Monaco

Source: Antonin Vincent / DPPI

#incredibly specific but #this is the photo that your rich gay uncles send at Christmas time to their overworked financially struggling relatives #big vibes to be honest #alfa romeo #2022 #Valtteri Bottas #Zhou Guanyu #f1 #Formula 1

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

The bell keeper could never be Johanna’s romantic pairing because his ‘gay single dad’ energies are too off the charts. Like this man wouldn’t ever kiss her but they sure as hell would meet up every other week to get wine tipsy and talk about how hard it is to raise a sweet feral gremlin on their own

#also while they’re having their single parents night out Kaisa is taking care of the kids. and enabling every shenanigan #im this close to making a bellkeeper daughter oc that is only barely not a trolbergsona #like in my mind this dude has a little nerdish girl who loves to study plants and fungi hiding away somewhere in his cottage #which is why he immediately likes hilda #bc she reminds him of his own lil 'has no notion of consequences' kid #anyway. gay single dad vibes ill die on this hill #either this or gay uncle who shows up at xmas with the best presents #you know what? Im not going to tag this. This post will reach the people who need to see it amen

[nicoscheer]

#the turtle gang now got a new member #I can’t breathe #🥹🥹🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🥹🥹🥹💕🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹❤️ #miles is giving so major rich gay uncle vibes in the first clip 🤣🤣 #miles kane #max the dog #I adore how his band is there as well #remember that heart wrcehnung interview for omb when he said he has a fear of commitments ?! #and now he got himself a dog a tiny life to watch out for to care for to protect somebody who solely relies on him somebody who he is fully #committed to 😭😭🥹😭😭😭 #03/09/2023 #I need to see Alex meeting max (his and Miles’ substitute for grandchildren) #I need videos and pics of max sleeping in between all of those turtle plushies that Miles got from us #now Miles is gonna get turtle themed dog stuff as well 🫶🏽🫶🏽 #his dog voice 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 im melting #he’s too sweet

[rippedstitch-s]

#asapics #Gay Uncle Vibes tbh

[elizabethrobertajones]

I think Alphinaud and Alisaie call Galvin 'Uncle Galvin' after he's been with Urianger for a while and it vexes Urianger greatly because he has never, ever been called Uncle Urianger by them or indeed anything strongly familial, and what he doesn't realise is that in the twins' experience every family just has an Urianger in it and that's an extremely important rank all by itself and doesn't need any other formal title, and actually the "uncle" for Galvin is something of a demotion compared to how crucial an Urianger is to the family circle.

Galvin, who is already an uncle x a billionty from his seven sisters back home, still feels this is way more of an honorific coming from them as an adopted title :')

#awful rabbit #honestly he has such gay uncle vibes he'd need to find children to be the gay uncle to if the story didn't keep handing them over

[jorocks30]

Betrothal portrait of Amanda Arryn (OC from a CK2 AGOT playthru) details below!

#asoiaf #artshit #house arryn #targaryen #she marries the gay crown prince #possibly has a baby by her uncle #rumors are rumors #she's really giving sansa vibes tho T-T #cute lil moonstone ring #and yes i took a reference pic for the hands #im too lazy to fix the minor mistakes now #sansa stark #oc #oc art

[peridotamethyst]

Drew nedbo cuz theyre my guncles irl (real)

#no thoughts only vibes #nedbo #old man yaoi #my art lmao #jimbo kern #ned gerblansky #jimbo x ned #south park #south park aesthetic #south park fandom #autism #south park fanart #south park art #gay uncles

[probably-a-plant-thing]

#stu macher #scream #i gave him gay uncle vibes

[magentagalaxies]

i really am an old fag on all levels except physical huh

#sorry i think this ''pot'' thing is giving me an existential crisis but in the funniest way #what other outdated shit have i picked up from my gay uncles lmaooo #but even in terms of like participating in gay culture and all that shit #my roommate's invited me to her favorite gay club after i turn 21 and i'm like yeah maybe i'll go but idk i don't think i'd be into it #(just for reasons i'm not gonna go into here) #but deadass if paul or scott invited me to the exact same event i'd be like ''hell yeah this is so fun'' #i truly am the youngest old queen on the planet and it's such a vibe

[heavensarcher]

Ok so bare with me but Kotallo and Aloy would have the best like father/daughter or uncle/niece vibe. Like he’s some older grumpy warrior dude and she’s a stubborn lonely 18yo with a chip on her shoulder a mile wide and devil-can-come-kill-me-himself attitude. He would adopt her immediately. She’s perfect.

#horizon forbidden west #like rip to shippers but this is all I’ve been thinking about since we met him #he is so done with her drama bs and so supportive at the same time #old gay uncle vibes