Officer: “Keep talking, but you’re still going down.”
Yeah, turns out I was, on him, all the way down to the base as it happens, before he released his nut liquor down my throat.
(totally worth it)
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"Come now...I thought you were ~adventurous!~"
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OK you know what
I'm in an argumentative mood and I'm really fucking sick of seeing posts about this situation made by very poorly educated americans
Go on then you geniuses
Tell me what should happen with the gaza strip that would lead to your brilliant peaceful result and won't involve tons of people being murdered and/ or being forcefully evicted from where they live
(And no, you don't get to tell me that israel shouldn't have existed to begin with cause that ship has sailed already)
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happy earth day , now go make out with a tree
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alright alright alright, my beautiful people. you know what time it is. (I'm quite excited about this one 👀) (she says, as if she wasn't excited every single week)
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Me to me: why don’t you finish some of the little Encanto snippets from your drafts? Maybe do a cute little oneshot for Christmas? If you post it by end of year, you’ll have written 100k words in 2023! That’ll be nice.
Also me: why don’t you stress yourself out unnecessarily by giving yourself a completely self imposed deadline for a fic? Don’t use material you already have! That’s boring! Why don’t you write 30k words for a fandom you’ve never written in, with characters you’ve never written before, at an already busy and stressful time of the year?
So anyway, new fic soon - Merry Christmas gang 😂
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Oooooooooh, WIP asks, let's go!!
🔍Give a clue (a picture, emoji, a word, etc) and let your followers guess what a WIP is about.
~ M <3
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Shut the fuck up or I’ll make you shut up
oh? you wanna fill my mouth or something? 😨🤤
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Well, go on then
by miaisreadytorun (mia28ls)
How could he ever have thought this would be a good idea? Because it really wasn’t.
Saying he could try teach Louis how to kiss a boy because he said he had never done it before was not a good idea at all. Especially because Harry had a crush on Louis since he first saw him and since then couldn’t stop thinking about the boy with the piercing blue eyes and the messy soft-looking hair.
Words: 400, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 10 of Do you know who you are? (mia’s pride month drabbles)
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Additional Tags: First Kiss, Idiots in Love, Adorable, Boys Kissing, Gentle Kissing
via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/6LjCpcP
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as feyre swears fealty to rhys, we swear fealty to you for blessing our lives with your masterpieces 🙏
Oh? Will you beg me, too?
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stares directly back at gg
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