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smashtbh · 2 years

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Daddy Issues

Jonathan Byers x M!reader | fem aligned + minors dni!

not my gif!

req: “ Hi! Me, again :) so... What if Jonathan dad finds out that his son dating with male reader, so he gets like really mad and goes to threaten the kid, but he founds him with the reader, and he gets like really mad and shit but the reader tells him to piss off and comforts Jonathan? I don't really see fic about Jonathan's daddy issues witch is actually weird i always thought that's gonna be something big for writers :o. “ — @russainweed (you are carrying my account rn ily)

oooo angsty. let’s do it. (im making this little note here after ive written this and im sorry to say i lowkey hate it lmfao)

CW: this got a lot heavier than i meant for it to, homophobia, the use of the f slur, lonnie being a piece of shit, threats of violence, lots of crying, there’s comfort i promise.

pairing: Jonathan Byers x M!reader.

he/him pronouns are used to refer to the reader.

a/n: jonathan byers is my boyfriend its canon. 😁 also just a thank you for all the support my account has been getting recently! you guys are the best.

word count: can’t check rn sorry 😭

“So… tonight?” Y/N’s voice comes through the phone, and Jonathan smiles.

“Of course.” Jonathan replies, moving the phone to his other hand. “My mom wants you over here for dinner by 6, you know how she is if you don’t show.”

There’s a sweet laughter that comes through and Jonathan sighs to himself. “I’ll be there, tell her not to worry.” Y/N says and there’s a crackle on the line.

“I’m not worrying! I know you’ll be here.” Joyce’s voice comes through, and Jonathan quickly peers his head around to see her at the other phone.

“Mooom!” Jonathan groans.

“Hi momma Joyce!” Y/N exclaims. Jonathan face palms and Y/N laughs again, listening to the annoyed mumbling. “I’ll be over, baby. See you later!”

“Kay, bye.” Jonathan hangs the phone back on its stand. He uses a hand to push through his hair and huffs a laugh.

There’s quick walking coming in his direction. “He calls you ‘baby’?” Joyce asks, with a giddy grin on her face.

“Mom.”

“You two are just the cutest.” She squeezes his cheek and walks away.

Jonathan is trying to set up the kitchen table when Joyce comes over with a box. “Forgot to tell you I found these,” she drops it on the table. “It was on top of the fridge. All the photos we took from last year’s winter break!”

She picks up and few and spreads them across the table. One of Jonathan kissing Y/N’s cheek, another of Y/N and Will trying to waltz, and more of Y/N and Joyce baking cookies.

He smiles down at the glossy pictures, filled with laughter and closed eyes. He picks one up, it’s of him and Y/N dancing in the living room as Will was bopping his head to the music. He’s trying to relive the moment in his head when there’s a loud knock on the door.

Assuming that it’s Y/N, Jonathan happily sprints to the door — the photo of them in his hand. He opens it with a stupid grin that quickly turns into a frown.

Lonnie.

“What are you — “

“Where’s your mother.” It’s more of a statement than a question, and Jonathan gets a chill up his spine.

“She’s — she’s cooking.” Jonathan mumbles, instinctively closing the door a bit. Lonnie grabs at it and pries it wide open.

“I’m starvin’.” He breathes, marching past Jonathan and towards the kitchen.

Will is sitting on the couch watching a cartoon and he immediately stiffens when Lonnie walks into the living room. “Hey, kiddo. How you been?”

Will looks to Jonathan and then back at Lonnie. “I’m fine..”

Joyce walks in and her expression is similar to Will’s. Their faces painted with similar confusion. “Lonnie? What the hell are you doing here?”

“Just wanted to stop by, grab somethin’ to eat. Jonny boy over here said you were cooking.” Lonnie shrugs and starts to stalk towards the kitchen.

Jonathan looks at Will and then at his mother. Then, panic hits him.

The pictures.

God, no. Please, no. Go straight for the food you fucking bastard, please.

“The fuck is this?” Jonathan hears as he chasing after Lonnie. Too late.

He tries to come up with an excuse, but there really isn’t one when the photo that Lonnie picks up is the one of Jonathan kissing Y/N’s cheek. “My — it’s.. they’re photos.”

“No shit.” Lonnie says, venom in his voice. “Why the fuck are you kissing this guy?”

Joyce runs in and grabs the photo out of Lonnie’s hand. “That isn’t your business.”

Lonnie tries to reach for it again, but Joyce pulls her hand away in time. He swears and turns to Jonathan. “Shoulda’ known you were a fucking faggot.”

Jonathan freezes. He isn’t sure what to do. “Shoulda’ known from the moment you told me you never had a girlfriend back when you were in school.” Lonnie continues. He scoffs before adding, “You’re disgusting.”

Joyce is caught off guard by his words, and Lonnie is able to grab the photo out of her hands. He brings it to Jonathan’s teary eyed face and rips it in half.

“No! — “

“You’re disgusting.”

He drops the two pieces to the floor and Jonathan catches them midair, his tears flowing freely now. He can’t hear much, but he can tell that Joyce is telling him off — screaming at him to get out.

Jonathan runs to his room with the torn photo, desperate to fix it. His shaky hands are trying to find the tape in his desk, but he can’t bring himself to calm down.

He’s breathing hard and crying — choking on his sobs. He gives up on looking for the tape, since he physically can’t bear to do it.

He crumbles to the floor and curls into a ball. He’s sobbing into the fabric of the jacket he has on when he realizes there’s rapid knocking coming from his window.

“Let me in, Jonathan — “ He hears the voice from outside plead.

Jonathan looks up and everything is blurry and the sounds around him are warbled by his own cries, but he squints at the window.

He doesn’t know if he wants to open it though. He feels like he’d rather cry and wallow in self pity. He’s disgusting.

He sobs harder into his own shoulder when he’s suddenly picked up and cradled.

“Hey — you’re alright. Breathe, baby.”

He knows that voice, and he clutches to the body that’s holding him together. Keeping him from shattering to pieces. From being torn apart like that photo.

The body starts rocking back and forth, and Jonathan finally starts to calm down. How’d he get in? There’s a kiss placed on his forehead and he finally opens his eyes. “There you are, love.” Y/N whispers, it looks as if he was crying too — and Jonathan frowns.

“Were — “ There’s a sniffle that interrupts his own sentence, “were you crying?”

Y/N huffs a laugh, and there’s a tight smile on his face “Says you.” His face turns serious. “What happened?”

Jonathan doesn’t know where to start, so he turns over in Y/N’s arms to reach for the ripped photo. He hands it to him and bites his lip in an attempt to not cry.

“What.. who — “

Jonathan shakes a bit.

“It’s alright. Hey — see look, we can just tape it back together, or — “ Y/N reaches for the camera on the table, “we could just take another.” He smiles at Jonathan.

Jonathan smirks, Y/N feels alive again. “We could.”

I’m disgusting. He frowns.

“Why’d you do that?” Y/N asks, referring to Jonathan’s face. He cups his jaw, opening his mouth to say something — when suddenly, there’s yelling in the hall.

A loud crack comes from the door as it swings open, revealing a very red Lonnie.

“You. You’re that fuckin’ guy.” He whispers, almost to himself. Joyce is behind him, it’s almost as if you could see the steam coming from her ears.

“Leave them alone, asshole!” She yells, storming to the phone to call the police.

Y/N sets Jonathan into a sitting position against the wall. “Yeah.” Y/N says, connecting the pieces as to why Jonathan was freaking out. “I am.”

“You’re a fucken — “ Lonnie yells, but Y/N interrupts him.

“What? A homosexual?” He shrugs, “At least I’m not a fuckin’ screw up like you.”

“You better watch your mouth, boy.”

“I don’t listen to dumb fucks like you.” Y/N walks towards him, leveling his height with Lonnie. “If I were you, I’d get the fuck out of here.” He points down the hall.

“Before the police find you dead.” Y/N says under his breath.

Lonnie squares his shoulders. Y/N thinks he’s going to punch him or something, but he turns and stomps down the hall. He swings the front door open and leaves with a loud bang of it closing.

Y/N almost laughs, before remembering Jonathan is behind him. He turns and runs towards him, still slumped against the wall. He’s shaking and there’s dry tears on his cheeks.

“You’re okay.” Y/N says. “He’s gone.”

“I know. I know.” He mumbles.

Y/N sees Joyce through the window, cursing and screaming at Lonnie who’s driving off, hopefully for good.

Y/N turns back to Jonathan, who calmed down. He’s breathing evenly with his eyes closed. Y/N caresses his face, lightly tapping on him. “Sweetheart.”

Jonathan hums in response, leaning into his hand.“Why’d you come through my window?” He whispers.

“Well, you guys weren’t answering the front door. I know why now.” Y/N says, combing through Jonathan’s hair with his fingers.

Jonathan sighs.

“I love you.” Y/N suddenly whispers.

“And I love you, Y/N.” Jonathan smiles, almost giggling.

Y/N pulls Jonathan into his arms, and leans against the wall. They’re sitting there for a couple of minutes before Jonathan breaks the silence.

“Can we take the photo now?”

“Of course, love.”

Y/N grabs the camera and sits next to Jonathan. He lets Jonathan hold his face and gently kiss his cheek. Y/N takes the photo and sets the camera down, turning to kiss Jonathan properly.

“I’m keeping this one.” Y/N mutters.

“Absolutely not.” Jonathan says, snatching the photo away.

They laugh and it’s easier to breathe again.

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#stranger things #stranger things x male reader #x male reader #male reader #jonathan byers #jonathan byers x male reader #jonathan byers x reader #gay jonathan byers #mlm #gay #angst

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slamminslamminmcgill · 3 months

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i really do need more of joel experiencing boypussy, ily for being the whore that you are and expressing it in horny fic form. truly you are a poet of our generation and i thank you 😌

YIPPEE WAHOO YAY TYSM!!!!!! and I need more joel experiencing boypussy so im happy to provide :3

warning: humiliation/degradation, slurs, daddy kink, fauxcest

anatomical terms: cunt/snatch, (t-)dick

he’s bisexual because i said so and i think bc of that he doesn’t need a lot of explanation. he’s probably seen girldick in porn once or twice so he’s at least somewhat familiar w/ trans people. at MOST he’ll be curious and maybe like. a little out of touch

“so… you’re a tranny?”

“well… yeah, but… that word’s kinda like saying faggot. it’s a slur.”

“got it. my bad.”

he’s fascinated by t-dicks. def uses it to torment you.

“go ahead and jerk that tiny li’l dick you got there for me, boy. let’s take a look at you.”

being the southern gentleman he is, i imagine he’d wanna be gentle with women. with dudes he has less restraint. expect to be manhandled.

sometimes he’ll bark an order at you because he likes watching you obey, but most of the time if he wants you to move, he’s grabbing you.

which is very hot when he’s mixing your guts in missionary and he suddenly pulls out, flips you over, shoves your face into the mattress, and starts drilling you doggy style 😵‍💫

he doesn’t talk much or make a lot of noise during sex. he bites your neck/shoulders/nipples to keep himself quiet.

but if he DOES feel like talking???? oh my GOD it’s NASTY!!!!!!!

DADDY KINK DADDY KINK DADDY KINK. i feel like he’d be more into it with dudes tbh??? calling you “boy”, “son”, “kid/kiddo”, “little guy”, “little man”, etc

that’s if you’re being nice. if you’re being a brat, “whore” is his name of choice for you. followed by “slut”, “bitch”, “queer”, “fag”, “pussyboy/cuntboy” and various other nefarious terms. and “tranny” now that he knows what that means >:3

if given the opportunity, he’ll always cum inside whichever hole he’s using. MASSIVE breeding kink, which can turn borderline incest-y in combination with his daddy kink. but it’s not real so who give a shit!!!

“good boy… such a-ngh… such a tight li’l cunt… your daddy’s gonna… your daddy’s gonna knock you up, boy… shoot a biiig fuckin’ load into ya… put a baby brother in this li’l fuckin’ snatch…”

joel miller is the patron saint of post-sex cuddles btw. he’ll check to make sure you’re okay, hold you up against his chest, and then he’s out like a light 😌

#anon #ask #joel miller #joel miller x reader #joel miller smut #joel miller imagine #joel miller headcanon #tlou #tlou x reader #tlou smut #the last of us x reader #the last of us smut #the last of us

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possibilistfanfiction · 1 year

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fuck dude i spent the past two days reading the entirety of girls against god and catching up on we lived happily during the war and i s2g it’s the most i’ve cried in YEARS what the fuck bea’s trans niece?? it all must mean so much to bea?? what the FUCK oh my god i am so emotional i have so many feeling ily tysm for your service 🥹 (also BIG fan of footy au. big big fan. you are incredible) THANK YOU

[bea's niece! love her! here u go]

you’re thrilled that your parents have decided to spend a few days away in ojai at some winery aunt bea recommended, because as much as you love them, unlimited and mostly unsupervised time with your aunts is pretty much the best thing in the world.

they’d planned to take you to a cool, nice dinner at this trendy place asaad had seen on tiktok, which honestly sounded fun. plus, it’s mexican food, which is basically your favorite other than your nani’s lamb biryani. and it had seemed exciting and fun but then you had looked through your entire suitcase and didn’t love any of the tops you packed, and you want to do your makeup but you’re not that good at it yet, and usually your mama helps you, and —

you sniffle and take a calming breath, wipe the tears from under your eyes. it’s okay, you tell yourself. you can ask for help. your aunts love you, and your big brother loves you, and sometimes, of course, he teases you but not about this. never about this. if you felt bad enough you didn’t want to go out, no one would be mad at you.

you take another big breath and then put on one of aunt bea’s old t-shirts she’d accidentally left in london last year and then had laughed and told you to keep it. you walk down the stairs to your aunts’ bedroom. asaad and aunt bea are tending to the herb garden outside, and you’re not surprised to see aunt ava seemingly emptying a quarter of their closet onto their big bed. you linger in the doorway, your heart caught a little in your throat, but then aunt ava looks up and stills, then offers you a smile that always feels warm, and calm, and you don’t ever wonder why aunt bea fell in love with them.

‘what’s up, kiddo?’

you take a second to compose yourself because you really don’t want to cry; you’ve spent enough time around the both of them that you know aunt ava understands how to be patient and let you arrive at what you need to say in your own time. ‘my mama usually helps with my makeup.’

‘ah,’ aunt ava says, already excited. ‘what’s the vibe your feeling? also, what are you wearing? i can’t decide.’ she gestures to the bed with her cane. ‘as you can see.’

it gets you to laugh, a knot in your chest loosening. ‘um, maybe i can borrow one of your crops? my camo cargo pants, i think, and my new cdg converse.’

‘ooh,’ ava says, ‘love. and yes, of course you can borrow anything you want. i’m still mad you’re big enough they fit you, but i’ll forgive you. growing up is better than the alternative.’

you frown at that but aunt ava doesn’t seem bothered, or sad or upset.

‘hmm. morbid. my bad.’

‘you good?’

‘i’m awesome.’ she smiles and gestures for you to actually come into the room. her hair falls in easy waves past her shoulders, longer than when you’d last seen her for eid, and it’s easy to hug her tightly, to settle into her gentle embrace, to smell the detergent that reminds you of aunt bea, and aunt ava’s subtle light perfume, and the lavender lotion you get to use every time you’re here. you know he understands, in a different way than aunt bea but in a way that matters too, that flows like water and makes you feel like you’re lifting your face to the sun, what it feels like to be bigger than what the world expects of you and your body.

your parents are the best; they’d gotten you hormone blockers immediately when you asked, and your mama and auntie had taken you shopping for pretty bras in the fanciest shops in london last month, and your dad practices your drag routines with you after football practice.

but still: people who feel it, people who know — your family, in the deepest way. you pray five times a day, in thanks, usually. blessings, you know, even now.

‘the vibe is, like, i don’t know. subtle but glitter?’

aunt ava squeezes you. ‘incredible. i’m obsessed already. maybe a glitter eyeliner?’

you relax: aunt ava loves you.

‘do you have your makeup here? i have, like, enough fun shit — uh, stuff — to cover us for any look you want, but obviously not foundation or concealer for you. but if you don’t have any, we can send your aunt and brother.’ she laughs. ‘asaad can be your skin tone match.’

'i have some makeup.' you let yourself take a deep breath, because aunt ava is happy; she wants to do makeup with you, and let you borrow clothes, and go out to a cool restaurant. it's not a duty, or because you're family — when your aunts get to help you be yourself, it makes them happy. 'but it's mostly boring.'

'the basics are very important, though.' she smiles. 'well, go grab any of yours that you want to use, then come meet me back down here. you can look through mine and use any you want. and i'm the prettiest person i know, so i can help.'

'number one?'

'way too like beatrice,' she says, 'mean. for no reason! but i'll humor you.' ava bites their bottom lip in contemplation. 'well, i met janelle monae last year. and shangela comes into my bar often.'

'you live a wild life,' you say, and aunt ava laughs. 'so, third?'

'yeah,' she confirms. 'well, fourth, maybe.'

'who's third on the list, then?'

'you, of course.'

it makes you blush, but you turn quickly so aunt ava can't really see. you know she knows, but, like, it's fine. whatever. maybe she's the prettiest person you've ever seen and she's kind and funny and smart and owns her own bar, but she's also your aunt, who you've watched throw up in a bush after she drank too much champagne at brunch one time, and she always falls asleep on aunt bea's shoulder when you go to a movie. there's no reason to be embarrassed, and there's also no reason, you remind yourself, to not want to feel pretty.

you get your setting spray and foundation and concealer and their respective brushes, and then aunt ava shows you through a lot of makeup. you don't think you'll ever want to own this much makeup in your entire life, and it's kind of funny because aunt ava doesn't really wear much most days, but she just — she loves it. she loves sharing with you, and explaining why she got stuff that doesn't really make sense, and eventually you pick out a gold eyeliner to use. aunt ava makes sure not to cover your freckles completely when she helps with your foundation, and then, when you try to do the eyeliner yourself and mess it up, she hands you a makeup wipe without any judgement or impatience.

you finish with some mascara, and you sit and talk and listen to music in the background while aunt ava does her own makeup. she lets you pick out any crop you want, and she decides, after a fair amount of deliberation, on a sundress that you know is aunt bea's favorite on her. gay, you think, and then say aloud because you're sure aunt ava will appreciate it. and she does: she laughs, and aunt bea kisses her after she knocks on the doorframe and then smiles softly when she sees the two of you.

'you both look amazing,' she says. 'asaad has already freshened up, so i just need to change, and then we can go. i'm confident it we leave in ten minutes, we'll make our reservation time.'

'what if we left in twelve minutes?' aunt ava asks.

aunt bea just ignores her and walks to their closet and lightly closes the door, which seems to delight aunt ava. she snorts.

'love her.'

'you guys are weird.'

'just wait until you have a partner or partners. if you're doing it right, which i'm sure you eventually will, because you're the best, it's all just the best kind of weird.'

they're right, you know. you get to be surrounded by all kinds of love and you've always gotten to see it every day. but still, when aunt bea walks out in tailored slacks and loafers and a loose linen button up with intricate stitching, a little mascara on her face, her hair with a few strands of silver in it now, less than your dad's but mostly the same — you can breathe in another way. you have the careful way your mama helps you wash your hair every week when you told her you wanted to grow it out, and how she always takes you with her to get your threading done together; you have your dad's genuine joy whenever he takes you to women's football matches, and the way he cries at shows with queer storylines that end happily; you have your brother and the way he always, always, makes sure his group of friends never misgenders you — ever since you came out, none of them have treated you any differently at all; you have aunt ava, whose identities are as big and open and exuberant as she is.

and you have your aunt beatrice, you smiles sincerely and, of course, notices your eyeliner. she taught you how to shave your legs when you were too nervous to ask your mama, for whatever reason that seemed confusing at the time in your head. she plays tennis with you and she's never mean but she also never lets you win; if you ever beat her one day, it will be on your own merit. you're pretty sure she could literally kill someone twice her size with one hand, but she has never been anything but gentle toward you, your entire life.

she tucks a pair of sunglasses in the V of her shirt and puts on one of her fancy watches with a thick band. she smiles at you. 'ready to go?'

'mhm. i'm hungry.'

she kisses aunt ava's temple and then puts a gentle hand to the small of your back, ushers you out of their room and to the foyer where asaad is waiting on the couch. it's still warm and sunny and gorgeous. aunt bea makes sure the front door is locked and then takes one last look in the mirror. this smile is all for herself, one you've had so many times, one that, on her, lights you up from the inside. she fluffs her hair and then nods, and you get it, unspoken: she must like who she sees looking back at her.

when she sits on your bed later that night, after you've all eaten more than your fair share and aunt ava had done a lot of moaning over some shishito peppers, after she'd driven everyone home and you had all changed into pajamas and watched half of a movie while she and aunt ava had a glass of wine — you curl into her hip and put your head on her lap.

you want to thank her — for being who she is, for being part of your family, for loving you — and everyone she cares for — in this quiet, stoic, unrelentingly gentle way. but you're sleepy, and you don't want to cry. she runs a gentle hand up and down your spine.

'did you have a good day?'

'yeah, aunt bea.' you think of the beach and aunt ava's laugh and your brother's gentle insistence that he hold every door open for the three of you; how good the food was and how you'd seen bella ramsey at a table and asaad had blushed so hard you had laughed. you think of the quiet way aunt bea had gotten aunt ava her medications in the morning at breakfast, a kiss to the top of her head. a long, long life together. a home, with you included, in any way you want. 'i had the best day.'

#she's little!!!!#butch bea 🥺🫡#wn #avatrice fic #avatrice #prompts #ava!!!!!! she loves being an aunt!!!!! she loves those babies!!!!!!!#her family!!!!!!!!#i KNOW ava uses mixed pronouns i K n o w #i am just being lazy & not writing all of them #bc it requires so much context in sentences to use more than two lol & i just... didn't have it in me #but i will!! one day!#i know. in spirit. i'm using all the pronouns for ava. one day in practice lol

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nsharks · 2 months

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GOD I'M NOT UR STRONGEST SOLDIER WHEN IT COMES TO GHOST BEING SWEATY AND INTENSE AT THE SAME TIME 😩😁👊🏼💥💥💥

Woah there I didn't realize there's more survivors that as resourceful as Ghost is, it's just my Theory perhaps that Man is also part of military but not the branch(?) As ghost 🤔🤔🤔

BLUE'S MOM MENTIONED AGAIN FELLAS, WE GATHERING INFORMATION ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO OUR BELOVED KIDDO BLUE 👁👄👁💙💙💙 I bet I'm prettier than Blue's mom //jkjk I just wanna be sassy

AYYO????? GHOST SUBTLE (Obviously not subtle imo) FLIRR OMG RAAAHH SOMETHING IS RISING IN ME BUT IT'S NOT MY WILL TO SURVIVE 🦅🦅🦅

HANDS ABOVE HIS HEAD BENEATH HER HEILIGE BIMBAM 🐄🐄🐄 I CANNOT BRO- MOVE TWIX IT'S MY TURN TO HAVE HIM UNDERNEATH ME 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼💥💥💥💥

I'm literally PUNCHING AIR GIGGLING TWIRLING MY HAIR KICKING MY FEET WHEN TWIX AND GHOST HAVING THEIR LITTLE BOXING GAME. Can't wait for them to fo the 'boxing' game on bed or perhaps somewhere else. Iykwim ✺◟( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)◞✺

WHAT'S THOSE HAND DOING ON TWIC HIPS GHOST? 🤨🤨🤨 IS THAT HOW YA TELLIN HER THAT U WANTS WOOHOO?? SHEESSHH just Ask will ye? ( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )

ALSO IS THAT BLUE SCREAMING? IS OUR BELOVED GIRLIE OKAY? IS SHE OKAY?? BLUUEEEE YOUR DAD IS ON THE WAYYY

TWIX MOVE YO ARSE TOO PLEASE RAAAHHHHH UR GIRL NEED YA 🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥

(( ALSO IT'S GOOD TO HAVE U BACK SHARKY I MISS YA, SMOOCHES ILYSM 💋💋💋 //no homo ))

- ✖️

I LIVE FOR YOUR COMMENTS 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 ILY MWAH

#ask

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sebsxphia · 2 years

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kiddo showing up to jake’s apartment in the middle of the night frantically knocking on his front door and he answers it in a sleepy daze, flannel pajama pants hung low on his hips.

“kiddo? what are you doing here? is everything okay?”

and you let out a relieved but exasperated sigh, “you didn’t say goodnight and i was worried something happened because you always say goodnight-

and before you can continue on with your anxiety-induced ramble, jake kisses you softly.

feeling soft and i’m the kind of person who will freak out if someone isn’t responding or doesn’t do something that is usually habit so this was born (: ily bestie seb i hope you have the bestest day or night 💖💘

bestie bestie bestie!!! i’m the exact same!!! i completely get it and i love this with jake sm!!!!!

after he breaks away from the soft kiss that completely melts your heart and stops your brain running at eighty miles per hour, he interlinks his hand with yours and guides you into his apartment. he takes you all the way into his bedroom and scoops you up into his arms and cradles you. “it’s alright, kid. i’m safe, i promise. i’m so sorry i didn’t text you.” he mumbles sleepily against your forehead. “are you annoyed at me?” you part from him to look up at him sheepishly.

his face completely softens at your question and he cups your cheek with one hand. “oh my god, kiddo. no. i could never be annoyed at you. i completely understand the anxieties you have. i’m just sorry again, i never want to worry you.” you exchange a reassuring smile and you nuzzle your face into his neck, pushing him down onto the pillows so you’re lying on his chest. “thank you.” you utter out. you hear him chuckle to himself and he draws lazy circles on your back. “wan’ stay here tonight baby? i’ll drive you back to yours in the morning and we’ll get breakfast on the way?”

jake seresin, hand in marriage please <3

thank you so much for this my love!! ilysm bestie g and i hope you’re having the bestest day or night yourself!! thinking of you always!! 💌💖💕

#💌you’ve got mail #bestie gforgenevieve #jake hangman seresin #jake hangman x reader #jake hangman seresin x reader #hangman x reader #jake seresin x reader #jake seresin x you #jake hangman x you #hangman x you

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fandom-panda · 2 months

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Liveblog-ish Dimension 20 S1 Ep14 & 15

(time stamp of slightly after what im talking about) my thoughts/questions/reactions. just so its easier for you to read/know what im talking about

ep 14 (5:30) YEAAAAAA GORGUG W THE NAT 20 CHA SAVE!!!!!! LETS GOOOOO!!!!!

(15:50) yooooo fig has dimension door?!?!? :DDDDD

(1:03:33) im so proud of riz, good job my guy on overloading the downloding thingy

(1:19:38) OH MY GOD GORGUG TAKES 48 DAMAGE BUT HE’S STILL UP!!!!!! WOOO!!!

(1:26:17) oh thank god riz is safe (or… well… his palimpsest is no longer in the machine). i feel bad for zelda and the rest of the girls :,(

(1:28:50) OH MY FUCKING GOD FABIAN ROLLED A NAT 20!!!!! HE DID IT!!!!!! MEETS IT BEATS IT AND HE MET THE OTHER ROLL!!!!!

(1:31:01) fig, ily, but please dont kill biz. you might need him to get riz free, and possibly the other trapped kids too

(1:39:22) ajdhjd biz: “im cool too” adaine: *doubt*

(1:40:27) ohhhhh shit. all there families are threatened. i mean, adaine’s family, i don’t particularly care about, but everyone else!

ep 15 (12:36) ohhhhhh shit theyre under arrest for killing a bunch of people. i was wondering when this was going to bite them in the ass but like,,, why now??? why couldnt it have been after they solved this mystery and saved everyone?

(25:16) AKSHDJBDJD THE PRINCIPAL SAID TO KILL WHOEVER THEY NEED TO KILL TO GET OUT. OH MY GOD DAMN

(28:39) oh man i feel so bad for fig 🥺

(33:25) oh no why does bill seacaster have a palimpsest???? please tell me this is just a coincidence and hes not actually a bad guy

(35:00) …ok that does not feel good. like, bill might not actually abuse fabian, but that feels like its toeing the line at the minimum. like oh my god dont fucking shove your son!!!

(43:40) ohhhhhh my god those cops are SO incompetent

(47:15) omg they’re missing prom!

(48:30) oh my god those fucking halflings /pos

(58:30) ohhhhhh shit. kalvaxis cant touch that book and the only reason why adaine removed the book was bc aelwyn told her to

(1:00:30) oh my god is adaine the next elven oracle?!?!?!

(1:06:00) ok ill be honest, ive seen the clips of the finale(?) so i was just waiting for them to notice something was off about goldenhoard, sorry, goldenrod

(1:13:50) NOOO THEIR FAMILIES!!!! well ok i dont care about adaine’s family, bUT EVERYONE ELSES!!!!

(1:25:30) oh kristen 🥺 she saved adaine’s family

(1:32:50) oh thank god gilear is ok!

(1:33:50) AJDHSJDJ “do you want to go to prom with me mom?” “kiddo i was so afraid you would ask”

(1:36:35) oh my god gorgug’s parents 🥺😭🧡

(1:49:01) oh no brennan why’d you have killed off one of the parents?!?!?! 😭

(1:52:30) that was a really cool way for him to die but bill dying makes me so sad :,(

#dimension 20 #d20 liveblog #d20 fantasy high #d20 fhfy #my post

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friedrocks · 8 months

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oooooooh please i need to know more about your qsmp pacific rim au

I'VE BEEN WANTING AN EXCUSE TO POST MORE ABOUT IT! Ily anon thank you and sorry it took me a while to reply here we gooo :))

This whole thing stemmed cause I re-watched Pacific Rim, one of my favorite movies of all time after a QSMP vod. And I immediately was like. "Oh my god, Jaiden and Roier as Jaeger pilots." So far I have 8 pages of a Google Doc on this now.

And now there's MORE to do bc MORE members just dropped.

Everyone is still stranded on an Island, one in the middle of the Ocean reserved for a Shatterdome that is used solely for training and repairing/constructing Jaegers. Everyone is stuck due to the sudden appearance of some Kaiju. One uses an electrical attack, sending a shock wave over the island and Shatterdome. Everyone is knocked out for two hours, and when they wake up, all technology/ways of communication outside the island is broken/unusable. Also, no one remembers why or how they are there. They only remember their names, some of the other members, and what Kaiju and Jaegers are. Otherwise, they're stuck and clueless.

Here's some ideas I have for the Eggs so far!

Eggs:

The kiddos are found as Kaiju eggs, in the same order so far. Super small compared to what is normal for Kaiju, so they are taken in for research- not easily, some people say no, but overall the majority vote to bring them in. They hatch about two weeks later, shocking everyone when they hatch to reveal what look like regular, human toddlers- all with white hair, white scales, and small white tails (over time of being cared for, the kiddos' scale colors change to match their parents and such).

At this point, everyone pairs up to take care of the kids. Some are already romantic couples, qprs, or besties. Badboyhalo is still a single parent, however I might work in Skeppy as being his friend/partner who is either on the island in a coma or just not there at all but Bad still remembers him much to the chagrin of everyone else. As for Quackity, I might have Tallulah and Tilín be twins, and have Wilbur and Quackity work that out (who knows how that will end, they're both disasters).

So far, I have options written as far as Egg deaths and what I want to do if I don't want to include Egg death. Cause it's fucking sad, but also. Juicy juicy angst.

Characters:

So far every character is just plain old human (except obviously the eggs, cucurucho, and code).

So far for Jaegers, I have 5, which I feel is a good amount. I didn't want to have too many, I had to narrow down the number of ppl I wanted to see in a Jaeger. I'll list the pairs I have so far here:

• Jaiden and Roier

• Baghera and Forever (siblings in this au)(they pilot a Jaeger formerly manned by Bad and Skeppy)

• Philza and Missa (Formerly manned by Phil and Fit)

• Mariana and Charlie

• Pac and Mike (woah woah!) (also I'm still back and forth about them being pilots or engineers- or hey! both)

Everyone else is either dedicated to Strategy, Kaiju research/experimentation, general tech, or Jaeger engineering/design.

Cucurucho and The Code are also there, I'm brainstorming ideas on them (and the Eggs) being Government experiments of some kind, trying to blend animals and humans with Kaiju.

That's all for now without being too specific.

THANK YOU AGAIN ANON I'M HAVING SO MUCH WITH THIS

The only thing that would be better is if I could have anyone who actually speaks Portuguese and/or French and/or Spanish to help me out. I know a bit of Spanish, but definitely not enough to write it entirely accurately. I also worry that I won't characterize some of the non-Englisj speaking cubitos correctly, due to me not being able to watch them regularly.

Anyways ily and I love Pacific Rim and I love the QSMP my brain is buzzing, my hands are flapping

#qsmp #qsmp au #qsmp pacific rim au #friedrocks posts #anon ask #pacific rim

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alexcaninnit · 11 months

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Secret drawing box!

Thank you to everyone who sent one in while i was gone :3

HUGS YOU BACK !!!

Dang thats a cool rock!!!

Very~

I LOVE YOU TOO !!!!!!!!!!!

Aw, thanks kiddo!! youre epic too!!

AWW LOOK AT THE CREATURR!!!!!! I think his name is Randy.

Thats alright kiddo, this looks great!!

FUCK YEAH ARSON!!!!

Bubberfy.

Scrribbles.

OH MY GOD?????? THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD WHO WAS THIS???? I THINK ITS GLASS @gl4ssfan IS THIS YOU????????? DUUUDE!!

DONT SLANDER MY MANS LIKE THIS

Aw, thanks kiddo!!! :3

YAY!! COOKIE!

PENIS WARNING.

....Whoever sent this youre banned.

OH MY GOD ITS HER ITS MY BABY THANK YOU KIDDO ILY

FUck yea arson.

YOOOOOOOOO

I love you too :]

TORTLE!!!!

AWWW!!! her name is.. ally, right? i used to see her on stream shes adorable.

Aw, thank you!!!!!

Love you too!!!!

Thank you everyone for sending drawings!!!

#secret drawing box

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sleepingnova · 1 year

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Nova nova nova!!! My beloved.

I have a quirky lil request 💅

Would you be willing to write for Denki Kaminari from MHA? I haven’t been able to sleep at all lately, and it kinda affects my everyday life.

Do you think you could whip up a little something where Kami finds the reader awake at like 2:30, and tries to help them fall asleep?

ily ily ily

❤️

Ducky my darling :) of course

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜

Synopsis: Denki Kaminari, the boy who never sleeps, is surprised to find you (his new roomie) lying awake at a very odd hour.

Content warning: none! super fluffy super platonic friend cuddles <3

"Room checks. Everybody's ass better be in the right rooms. If you aren't, you will be expelled." The grumpy voice that belonged to Aizawa, announced as he walked through the dorms, with Momo and Tenya following closely behind.

"Sir, not to be nosy, but why is Kaminari with us? Shouldn't he be in his dorm room?" Tenya asked.

Aizawa rolled his eyes and told them to just keep moving. "Nosy ass kids." He mumbled under his breath with a faint chuckle.

They stopped at your dorm room, on the girls floor. He knocked once, twice, then when he heard the all clear, he entered the room.

"Good evening (y/n)." Said both Tenya and Momo in unison. Kaminari simply just waved, with a faint pink tint on his cheeks.

You were fairly attractive, and Kaminari got nervous around you, as he would with Jirou or Yaoyorozu. He wanted to be your friend, but didn't know if he was, given you've seen the things he and mineta have done.

"Good evening Tenya and Yaoyorozu. Hello Kaminari. How can I help you all? Is there a problem?" You responded.

"No, just room checks. Speaking of which, I hope you don't mind but Kaminari's room has flooded from the bathroom above them, and since your floor is below theirs and your dorm is the only one that has space, is it alright if he shares a room with you just until we get his room fixed up? It won't take long, only about a week or two." Aizawa explains.

"But of course! I'm so sorry to hear about your room. You can stay with me as long as you'd like. You can sleep on the couch, it's very comfy." You said with a smile as Kaminari walked into your room.

"Thanks, kiddo. I appreciate it. If he starts bugging you, holler and I'll set him straight. Act right, because this is really your only place to sleep. Unless you'd rather sleep in the common room?" Aizawa replied.

Kaminari shook his head no, and that was that. A few hours later, it's the middle of the night, and you just cannot sleep. You've been having these nightmares for weeks and they just won't let you sleep. You look over from your bed to see Denki quietly playing on his switch on the couch. You walked over quietly and leaned your head in.

He jumped when he noticed you standing behind him.

"God- what are you doing there? Why are you awake? Everything okay?" He asked.

"Sorry, I was bored. Can't sleep. What are you playing?" You asked, with your head tilted.

"oh. it's just super smash bros." He turned off his switch and looked at you.

"ooh I love that game! Can I play? I love Kirby but I named him kirbrbrbrbrbrbr. He's my favorite." You excitedly expressed.

"really? Mine's Bayonetta. I love her play style." He showed while looked at you.

"hands off Bayonetta. she's mine. her and a few others but then you can have the rest." You expressed with a fake pout.

He laughed lightly and invited you to sit with him. You tripped over his backpack and ended up face first into his stomach. He grunted and you turned around.

"Oh my goodness I am so sorry." You expressed with pure embarrassment.

"No no its perfectly alright. Trust me that happens more than you think." He joked while chuckling.

You sat back down and you felt his hands on your hips. You felt him shift and pull you back into his chest. His switch screen was in front of the both of you and had low brightness. You and him played a few rounds together and genuinely had a lot of fun. Sure, he noticed your clock read 5:45 am and he could hear bakugo making his way downstairs but did it matter? Nope. Did he know both of you had a test later on that morning? Absolutely but if he saw you having fun, you could always retake the exam.

Once he saw you had fallen asleep, he had turned slightly to charge his switch. Then he adjusted to fit both of you on the large couch.

"When Aizawa comes, I'll just explain what happened." He whispered to you, who was already peacefully sleeping, cuddled up into his chest.

I hope this bring you comfort :) I was originally going to make this with Shinsou in it but I might just make another ending.

Here you go duck duck hope you like it <3

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ao3-feed-shadam · 1 year

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So Wake Me Up When It's All Over (When I'm Wiser And I'm Older)

by negativefouriq

“I love you too, kiddo,” he chokes out. He presses a kiss to Keith’s messy hair. “So much. To the moon and back, okay? I just don’t want you to move out because you think I’m replacing you with Hana. She’s my kid, absolutely, but you are too, okay? You always will be.”

Keith sniffles. “I know. I never doubted.”

The words are like a balm to Shiro’s heart, soothing the ache and the worry that’s been plaguing him for weeks.

“Oh, thank God.”

Keith pulls away, wiping his tears and snot with his sleeve.

God, he’s so gross. Shiro loves him to pieces.

“Is that why you’ve been so weird?” he asks. “You think I’m moving out because of Hana? I love Hana. I would sell both your kidneys on the black market for that kid.”

“Really feeling the love,” Shiro says drily, but in truth the joke really does make Shiro feel the love. That’s excellent. That’s a million times better than what all the parenting books told him to expect. --- OR: Keith decides to move out the same year Shiro and Adam finally have their baby. Shiro's worried those two things are related. They're not, thankfully.

Words: 3554, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Shiro (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Adam (Voltron)

Relationships: Keith & Shiro (Voltron), Adam/Shiro (Voltron), Keith/Lance (Voltron), Adam & Keith & Shiro (Voltron)

Additional Tags: henpecked hal ily thank u for this, Big Brother Shiro (Voltron), Dorky Shiro (Voltron), Space Dad Shiro (Voltron), i gave him a lil baby bc he deserves it, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Brown-Eyed Lance (Voltron), oh u thought i wouldnt include that??? in a fic about shiro and keith??, Watch me - Freeform, i will never give up on that tag, it is my PASSION, Keith (Voltron) Has ADHD, Himbo Keith (Voltron), not rly i just wanted to tag that, i mean he's a little himbo, a smidge, Tall Keith (Voltron), Fluff and Angst

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/44937259

#adashi #shadam #voltron #vld #voltron legendary defender #ao3feed #fanfic

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smal1etho · 2 years

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gonna type my reactions to the amphibia finale as i watch it hereeeee bc i wanna log my thoughts under a read more ofc! spoilers for amphibia below

oh shit DARCY SPIDER RARCY THEY POSSESSED THE MOON THAT WAS SO FAST

sprieeg inloce sprig

andrias omg

SASHAS SO FUNNY LMFAO

mother olmmm hi marcy is so shocked she missed so much

where did her gloves go

zamn they gonna get stufk!!1!1

sasha is so much more muscly than anne and marcy they are literal noodles

ANNE IS FONNA DIE????

sasha ily ‘pretty creep yif you ask me’

OOIOOOHKHOHOGGO ATYYYY AYO

woahah WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY GIROT OUTFITS OMGNITS LAVA GIIRL

lol theh plantars wre so suppirtive

how tf are they supposed to beat the shit out of the moon

like huh

THE ANIMATION

ih my goodnESS

oh lotd

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRDDD AAAAAAAAA. AA A DA S A A A SKEKWBDKWBDKWBDKWHDKWJDKEJDJEJDJEJJWBSHWNDBWJDVWJVFJEVRJEHDJWGRIEHDJHEDHSHXB

NOOO THE CHEER BALL THINGS GO SASHA SHE HAS WINGS SHE HAS WINGS SHE HAS WINGS SHE HAS WINGS

sashas angels was foreshadowing

AAAAAAAAAA YES MARCY YOU FUCKING NERD ILY

this is some powerpuff girls shit

nooooo andrias

GRIME!1!!11!

HOW DID SHE TRIP OVER IN FUCKING SPACE

LETS GOOO ANDRIAS

ANNE NO

sashwrcy

sasharcy

OH MY GODISOSOSDOEKODOSDO OH MY GOD oh my god oh my god og my god

THEYRE SO SCARED FOR EHR ON YYORNFK

SPRIG NO

IS SPRIG GONNA DIE DONT KILL SPRIG NOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCKITY IS GOING ON ANNNNNRRRR??????????

NOO NNNNNNGNH. NONONONONONNONONONONONONO ANNE????? WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOO NO SPRIG IM CRITNG IM SOBBING WHAT THE FUCK ANNE DONT DIE WHAT SHE HAS CRACKS IN HER FACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOO WHAT THE FUCK NOOOONNNNONONO SHE BLEW UP THE MOON NOO ANNE ATE YOI OKAY ANNE SHES WHITE WAHT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FFK

oh MY GOD WHAT. WHAT WHAT WHAT …. WHAT HWAT IH MY GOD WHAT ANNE????? ANNEEEE??????? ANNE ANN E IM CRYING IM CRYING CIMEBXCUDC WHAT THE FUCK WHAT TE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ANNNNNER??????? WHAT JUSST FUCKINT HAPPENED

what.

did anne just fucking die. theyre playing an ad about chihuahua clothes.

DID ANNE HUST DIE?? SHE DIED?????????? SHE TURNED TO FUCKING LEAVES DUST THINGS WHAT IN THE WHAT WHAT. WAGT!??????

im crying so hard im not actually im too tired to cry but um cryint insude

no more pizza ad please i want to find our what the fuck happened

im in mourning. anne just died what the fuck

THE SCENE SHE WOKE UP

where is she wtf

so pretty

LOL 3 STONES DEITY

lmao ‘:)’

DOMINO?????

LMAO AHDKWBDJFJ I LOVE THIS SHOW

ooh a job??? A WHOLE PORTRAIT OF SASHA

ANWHOLE PORTRAIT OF SASHA RIGHT THERE

cat deity who hates its job

OOH A TUBE BIG MAGIC TUBE THING

she rlly did die but she OH MY GOD

BIG ASS CAT

LMAO ‘ttyl 0.o’

so so many ads

YES CONTINUE AMOAHIAHI

MARCY AND HER MOMS OMG YULIVIA FOREVER

theyr HOLDINF HANDS

omg OMG KIDDO AAAAAAAAAAAAA

THEYRE UGLY CRYING I LOVE THEM HOLY SHRITITITIT I LOVE THEM

they got flower crowns omg

oh my god im crying CRYING FYCK FUCK

sprig OH MY GIGOGFJDODNDBGBE D FGJRJBFBEKFBEKGBBEKFBEKR SPRIG SPRIG SPRIG OHY MY GOD HES CRYING SO MUCH IM ACTUALLY GINNA CRU NOOOO SPRANNE AGAINST THE WORLD THEY DID THE HANDSHAKE

oh my god im cying so much iknceying IM CRING IMNFRYING OH MY GOD

yheyrebgay!!! theyre gay OH MY GOD THIS IS SO SAD WTF OMG SPRIG

RHEY DID A BIG HUG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the leaf. THE LEAF

THE MUSIC BOX

SHES GONE FOREVER

polly is growing hair omg

andrias omg new fit

STUMPYSSS

OH MY GOD POLLY OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA POLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY

POLLY IS NO LONGER A TADPOLE

OH MY GOD RHEY HAD A BABBYY??? YUNAN AND OLIVIA KISS PLS begging

OH MY GODDD

sprig

OH MY FUCKING hod SPRIG SPRIG SPRIG

THEY LOOK AMAZING

OH MY GOD I LOVE THEIR NEW DESIGNS OH MY GOODNESS

WHATTTTTTTT FUTURE

OH MY GOODNESSSS

MARCYYYYYYYYY

SASHAAA THEY LOOK AMAZING OH MY GODOH MY GOD SASHA IS BI SHES CANON BI SHES BI ITS CANON ITS CANON

SASHA IS BISEXUAL

I REPEAT

SHES CANONICALLY BISEXUAL

SHE HAS BI FLAG

BI FLAG STICKER

oh my god she works in a zoo

PINK FROG

I CANT BELIEVE IT THEYRE 23

OH MY GGGOOODODNESSSSSSS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM CRYING SO HARD IM CRYING IM CFFRRRYINGNNGGNGNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

its over

amphibia is over

#amphibia #sasha waybright #anne boonchuy #marcy wu #the hardest thing #amphibia finale #sprig plantar #polly plantar #yulivia #grime amphibia

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funeralscythe · 9 months

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I am once again asking about your aus! What’s a cooking in your brain

finally gonna sit down and try to answer this!! fair warning, Long Post Ahead. also this is highly self indulgent and kinda sloppily put together but that's just 'cause i know which characters i want to play around with and have tunnel vision and can't be bothered to polish the irrelevant bits...

also if i seem unclear on certain bits of elden ring lore, it's because i am. that's just how elden ring lore is, miyazaki loves leaving things open to interpretation. shout out to hidetaka miyazaki for giving me a framework and letting me go crazy and go stupid with the rest of it thanks man ily.

edit: ALSO. if you know abt soulsborne stuff ignore my footnotes and explanations i realized i have no idea if you're a soulsborne fan or not.

the most relevant parts of elden ring's backstory to the fanfic are: in the lands between, there's this freaky hyper-controlling religious kingdom/organization/thing called the golden order, some dude called radagon was the consort of a neighboring kingdom called caria but left his wife queen rennala (a powerful lunar sorceress) and their three kids for the self-described "eternal god-queen" of the golden order named marika, becoming her consort instead. he leaves some sort of amber egg-shaped stone with her that possibly bewitches her, leaving her weakened and unable to be a threat to the golden order. caria's neighbors in raya lucaria, a magic academy that was previously taken over by rennala, decide to rebel and try to kill the whole royal family of caria.

however! and here is where the fanfiction-y parts start (i was too lazy to cast radagon, rennala, etc but i cast as many of the demigods as possible). her oldest son technoblade already ran away to study gravity magic, her middle son (i haven't figured out who he is yet don't look at me rykard's a weirdo he's difficult to pin down) was probably away from home as well tbhhh.... and her youngest, ranboo, escaped caria with the help of his half-wolf bodyguard, aimsey, leaving rennala imprisoned in the library of raya lucaria.

the timeline is kinda obscure so i took some liberties - radagon was cheatin' (shame on him) and already had *counts on fingers* three entire demigod kiddos with marika by the time he ditched rennala (family drama oooo). except due to Some Fuckery (don't ask me why but he and marika fused into a rebus at some point) all three of them were born cursed by various outer gods (we don't know much about these but they all seem pretty interested in the lands between and there seems to be this big constant struggle between them as to whose religion gets to be the most powerful one, if that makes sense). wilbur is cursed by the fell god of flame, niki is cursed by the god of scarlet rot, and as for tommy, it isn't clear which outer god got to him because he has so much going on, but mainly he's stuck looking like a 12 year old forever because of some sort of Life themeing and he's pretty unhappy about it.

wilbur and niki are constantly in pain from their fire and rot curses, which they can theoretically harness as weapons, but not without hurting themselves. tommy is a brilliant mage and has unlimited access to the path of dreams, and is friends with the scary eldritch goddess of dreams who seems to live there (it's more complicated than that), but also, he's physically 12 and people have a hard time taking him seriously. he's constantly working to find a way to cure wilbur and niki from their afflictions, thinking that the golden order would be able to save them, but he's slowly coming to the realization that it can't and he'll have to find his own way.

there's another thing, though: ranboo, niki, and tommy are all empyreans. empyreans are a special, powerful kind of demigod capable of becoming gods, like marika, although it seems like there can only be one at a time so marika would have to die for one of them to ascend. the issue with that is that marika removed death from the elden ring, which is kind of a, idk, sigil? guidebook? thing? that seems to dictate how life and death work in the lands between. by removing the rune of death, marika made herself and her demigod children (and step-children, in techno and ranboo's case) immortal. marika also made it seem like she's just been around and ruling forever and that there haven't been other gods before her but That's Another Story.

at some point marika calls her step-children to join her and radagon in leyndell now that they've been run out of caria. techno and [rykard, i still haven't. yeah.] show up to scope things out, techno fucks off almost immediately and heads southeast to start up his own thing in caelid near where he learned gravity magic. as for ranboo, though, this whole time he's been staying with and being taught by an old snow witch hiding up in the mountains who hates the golden order (valid, honestly), and she's been building on what rennala already taught him about his connection to the lands between's second, secret, dark moon (the cosmology here is wild) and teaching him snow sorcery as well. he's even more anxious and paranoid than he was before she started teaching him, while forcing himself to pretend that he isn't and that he has everything under control. like, daily affirmations type thing in the mirror, "you are a cool and capable supervillain sorcerer and nothing is going to get in your way."

anyway to make a long story short, she sent him to strike at the heart of the golden order and become the new god. except that this is still ranboo we're talking about so it takes him ages and many many panic attacks to even have the beginnings of an idea as to how to. do that.

there's still a lot more if you wanna hear it!! and there's also more highly self indulgent aus where this one came from, too!

#ask #needlebeetles

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thunderbringer · 1 year

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here's your reminder that ily. you're an adorable, smart, strong af bean. you can do anything that you put your mind to and god, you are so much stronger than you know from everything that you've gone through. <3 you're the light in my darkness, my best friend, my platonic wifey and i can't imagine life without you. mWAH k bye *go tickle a pear*

my best frand over here trying to make me cry. i can't believe this. how dare you.

i try my best. i really do and staying positive through it all is even harder. but gotta keep on keepin on as best as i can cause the kiddos need me.

i couldn't have survived the past few months without you though. i hope you know how much you've helped me. i love you so much <;3

#i will tickle the pear forever #lolol

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the-acid-pear · 1 year

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I hit post limit but I'm watching James and the Giant Peach anyway so what about we do it in the style of my Baki liveblogs?

Oh yeah baby this format is coming back. No pics will be taken which makes me sad! But alas...

I think it's worth mentioning i haven't watched this movie since i was a kid so i don't remember anything other than it having a nice vibe

THIS KID IS MADE OUT OF FLESH AND THESE PPL ARE BRITISH. WHADDAHELL...

I was joking w Blood about the family dying after the boat crashes but um. I guess the rhyno won? Whatever THAT means...

I want these aunts to sandwich me they could make me worse

JWDGWKDVJWDV THE FUCKING WARREN WASTELAND 💀💀💀 that's how england looks to me 😍/j

FUCK YEAH FEET REVEAL THESE WOMEN WERE MADE FOR ME‼️

OH IT WAS A REAL RHYNO? 💀

THEY ARE GONNA COOK HIM

The kid is singing. Anyway, that spider def poisonous 💀

This kiddo is depressing bruh

Sings like shit tho ngl

James doesn't know what a poisonous spider looks like but he sure knows how to make a perfect paper balloon first try 💀

Second degree murder 😁👍

THAT DUDE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME LMAO

SIR YOU ARE A CERTIFIED FREAK

BLINK MOTHERFUCKER

Man is scaring me more than he's scaring James but that's only bc unlike this weird isolated British orphan i was taught about stranger danger

I think James is just having a psychotic breakdown because of all the physical and psychological abuse he has been thru /j

LMAO THIS KID IS A FAILURE

Spiker you are like 180 cm you could get it yourself 😐

The way this peach came to be is both hilarious and cute this tree is winning rn

This movie has extremely funny dialogue i love Spiker sm

THE FAKE ASS TEAR 😭😭😭

Pretty based of them to make the priest pay double NGL

The rhyno threats are fucked up but so goofy bc. It's a fucking rhyno 💀

Maybe they mean the guy from spiderman tho, i mean, they WERE going to New York after all...

Damn i cracked the code

Strong ass kid ate the worm 😨

HEY I REMEMBER THAT MANY HANDED BASTARD I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM OMFG... This feels like seeing an old ex 💀

God i adore these bugs sm they are so shape

This spider is so hot, even hotter than i remembered

KQGWKVDNSGER THIS GUY IS SUCH A JERK I LOVE HIM

Rhinnoceri... I need to fuck this cricket <- guy so horny he forgot the word

THE LADY BUG IS A MILF

Isn't it kinda... Racist, to call another bug a maggot?

This music goes hard

What about da worm........? 🥺

That worm is prob like would u still love me if i was a human?

"now i have two half brothers" 💀💀💀

Didn't realize the bugs were huge. Even MORE culeables!

Omg milves DIED

Nvm girlboss powah

Damn they're actually bleeding tho

THEY ARE IN DA SEA, THAT WORM IS GONNA DIE

Omg he wears glasses cuz he's a worm therefore blind that's so cute

The spider hates this centipede sm 💀

LTDJEHSDJ I'M SURE THEY DO CENTIPEDE

This movie is just a bunch of European immigrants falling for the American dream

EVERYONE HATES THIS CENTIPEDE SM LMAO

This is abuse of the disabled

KSHDJDJZHZKGXG WORM ILY

Sick ass shark ngl

Do you think earthworm and centipede ever explored each other's bodies?

This is animal abuse

Oh he's from Brooklyn that's cute 🥺

AT THE SPENCE OF HIS LIFE, JAMES. STOP TRYING TO DOWNPLAY HIS TRAUMA!!

Maybe they do have a point tho

THE CRICKET IS A GILF⁉️ :Y

Worm deadass said 🥵

I thought they knew but were carnivorous what a bunch of fucking idiots. Bet they are doing this only to make James feel better about himself...

Well Mr centipide that's bc you didn't taste this c-

Sorry.

These idiots are gonna eat da whole peach -_-

OH POODLES AS IN WATER NOT DOGS OK...

...OR MAYBE HE MEANT DOGS? ARE CRICKETS CARNIVOROUS???

These bitches r getting drunk 💀

We got peach'd

WORM IS FAT LMAO 🥺

Girlie they are all nice to you too, maybe tad bit obnoxious but not MEAN.

THIS KID IS THREATENING TO KILL HIMSELF 💀

This is one of the coolest dream scenes I've ever seen

I bet his parents are alive and just abandoned him /j

CRICKET JUST CALLED CENTIPIDE AND ASS

They made a fucking dick joke I'm. Gonna fucking die.

They are gonna fuckin kill my man

JAMES... BABY......

THE CRICKET GOING 😱 LMAO

CRICKET KICKED HIM IN THE FACE HOLY FUCK

Look i know he lied but these people have no fucking mercy... They are literally gonna make him and ME cry..... ...... ..

NO. THATS SO FUCKED UP THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKED UP THIS MESSAGE IS SO FUCKED UP.

"he's commiting pesticide!" I'm gonna shit myself

LMAO HE ADMITTED IT WAS HIS FAULT good.

WORM BABY PLEASE WJDGJAVECEBF DONT SAY HELPED 💀💀💀💀💀

Ladybug just spanked spider, Kinky

Literally no hurry at all my man is just walking like it's an afternoon in the park

Lmao nice Jack cameo

They are gonna kill my man, again

HOLY FUCK THEY ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO KILL HIM

"hey that one felt pretty good!" He gets it.

I love him for his American swag

KILLING HIM FR

OH THANK YOU LADY THANK YOU... 😭

MY KINGGFGGG ITXJFgsheaysrsudruddi 💥

Stop being homophobic worm let them kiss too

Aw worm got the hat kdjdthjf 🥺

SPIDER N LADYBUG ARE DOING LESBIANISM TOGETHER...

OMG HE'S A GRASSHOPPER NOT A CRICKET 😭😭

Too long of a name tho sticking to calling him cricket -_-

They are fucking

This grasshopper is fucking racist...

This movie is so lovely they are his family man... ;;

God Ms spider i think i hauve covid

This kid is definitely just dead on his yard hallucinating btw /j

THEY WON'T ALWAYS BE TOGETHER STOP B4 I CRY...

DA RHYNO NOOO......!!!!!!!!

ANYTHING BUT JERSEY WJCSJSFSHSF

I'M GONNA FUCKIN CRY Y'ALL

HIS FRIENDSSSSS 😭😭😭😭

This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

How did he lose the tie? 💀

EL LECHERO LMAO

Hang on, they weren't in England? They were in America? How did the aunts make it here in that beaten old car?

AH NVM THEY WENT THRU THE WATER LMAO

YEAH SAME JAMES NO SHIT

Before photoshop existed lol

THEY ARE GASLIGHTING THIS CHILD

HEY WHAT'S UP FREAKY OLD MAN!

Shut up James 💀

JAMES SNAPS!?

FUCK YEAH LITTLE BOY!!!

MURDER ATTEMPT 💀💀💀

Second degree murder 😁👍

OOOOHHHH?????

GQNWG KEGSJDVQNS YEAAAAHHHHHH LET'S FYCJING GOOOOO

SICK EM BOYS, RIGHT IN FROM OF THE CROWD 💀

PUBLIC EXECUTION LMAO

Wig

Those women are dying dudes ...

"god bless the colonies" glow-worm lady... 💀

"go ahead!" A hero of the people, communist icon

This movie is gonna make me happy cry look at my guys and James...

SICK ASS SEED

Best found family tale ever what a fucking win.

Well freaky little man you are kinda fine when not talking to little boys in the dark of night ngl

AJDVSNDVNDBR CENTIPIDE FOR PRESIDENT WOULD VOTE‼️

Oooojlhhlhndnbggvt WORM GETTING EM LADIES FUCK YEAH 🥴

God this is so pretty everyone is thriving and they are friends and it was all real and shit omfg 😭💞

The ending song is so good too... 🥺

OH POST CREDITS!!

Abuse revenge heaven 💀

WELL WASN'T THAT FUCKING LOVELY? MAYBE THE BRI ISH AINT SO BAD AFTER ALL... Time for some final thoughts! 😁💞

AAAAUAHGNGNMGBGMGNGNGH BROOOTHER WHEN I TELL YOU I LOVED THIS MOVIE... IT WAS SO FUCKING LOVELY.

I did not only love every single fucking character present here, but the designs and the music and the animation god, AND HELL THE HUMOR TOO!! Fucking caught me off guard more than once ngl, but it was great 💀💀

And of course, the thing i loved THE most is having a found family not be separated... :']]

I think this movie does a great job portraying abuse and trauma and PTSD in a very child friendly manner, the lessons it puts there are quite lovely tbh. I wish we could've seen more characters get developed tho!! The two who got the most relevancy and depth were grasshopper and centipide which tbh is ok bc i love them but a little lesson from all of the characters would've been nice too... 🥺

There's, however, a big elephant in the room that i gotta acknowledge, and that is the aunts. As y'all might have realized, my carnal desire for them surpasses my logical brain and makes me overlook the abuse they put James thru which quite honestly parallels my own real one.

I'm speaking w a British accent in my mind alright fucking cringe anyway, aside from the most obvious reason, that being my rampant lust and homosexual tendencies, i wish they hadn't tried to make the characters ugly = evil.

Like idk i think they were kinda bland! I couldn't take their villainous portrayal seriously when most of the time it was like "haha isn't it devious how ugly these old women are??" Like no i need them to ruin me.

I think I'm just a bit disoriented i think blood might not be coming to my head, y'all tell me if I'm making any sense...

Anyway, overall, is this movie good? OF THE BEST I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE if not for a bit of lost potential it would have been absolutely perfect!! And yesss, of course i recommend it!! It's such a fun time w such a rewarding end :'33 truly wonderful 🦗

#luly talks #james and the giant peach liveblog #i bet centipide's pussy game is crazy

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