#gonna be a sexy year

[thecompasspoints]

okay everyone mark “hoot growl” as your free space

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dropout #d20 #d20 fhjy #fhjy #fh junior year #yall we can’t be using all these tags i’m just gonna type out the full name #also some of these are real guesses others are hopes and dreams #you can decide which is which #chungledown bim also doubles as sexy rat mention

[dont-offend-the-bees]

That bit in the comics where Rose is only wearing a bed sheet in her dream so Morpheus shows up in an emo bed sheet and shows some skin. Solidarity, equality, 10/10 no notes

#Mr. Bees reads Sandman #Yes I'm 30 years late yes I'm reading it cuz the show slapped what you gonna do #Tbh I struggle with comics a bit bc I read them quickly/don't appreciate the pictures enough bc of the speed read instinct #Like I don't particularly enjoy books that power through events too quickly bc I get left behind/lose immersion #And comics for me generally are that problem to the nth degree #So they're not my media of choice #But I am enjoying it #(Morpheus shows some skin on many other occasions btw but this defo felt like a solidarity move on his part) #(it's actually wild that post-ep 1 TV Morpheus covers himself as much as he does) #(petition to get some of the sexy one-shoulder looks into season 2) #mr. bees speaks #the sandman

[redhoodie1723]

the imaginary carlos and charles beef that some fans are convinced is going on is giving Netflix DTS trying to convince us that charles and sebastian were mortal enemies that prayed on each other’s downfall nightly

#can’t people be happy or sad for one driver without tearing the other down #ik teammates are often pitted against each other and stuff but like #they’re both having good seasons #they’re both showing off their strengths #charles is still doing well in the WDC and even tho max is likely to win this year charles is still gonna get more chances with ferrari #and carlos is doing a great job in showing other teams why they should give him a seat next season #regardless of whether u think they’re good friends or just coworkers it’s clear they respect each other a lot #and i get being upset that charles didn’t podium in suzuka #but that’s not carlos’ fault and he did everything that he should’ve #charles still has a phenomenal race and his fans shouldn’t insult carlos simply for racing #and similarly carlos’ fans shouldn’t insult charles for not placing higher than carlos #when charles has shown how good and consistent of a driver he is in the past few races #just because the two latest ferrari wins have been carlos’ doesn’t mean charles is suddenly “overhyped” or “washed up” #like chill y’all #focus on the bigger issues #like whatever the fuck is going on williams #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #cl16 #cs55 #ferrari #formula 1 #f1 #1655 #c squared #2024 japanese gp #as a maybe month old fan i probably shouldn’t be having many opinions about this #but whatever lmfao #they’re both hot why are we pitting them against each other #they hate when two sexy bitches are winning

[evostrashbin]

While I’m at it with sharing silly meme redraw warmup doodles, here’s another recent one I did that still has me wheezing 😂😂

#feh #fire emblem heroes #shitpost #feheroes #fire emblem #grima #summoner kiran #meme #the OG is from an one piece fancomic #this still has me in tears #noooo Grima don't get breast reduction surgery youre so sexy #hopefully gonna have more time for more full render arts again soon too #been mostly doodling this year so far #ansolutely no issues with the surgery from my side but you guys know how I draw Grima 😂

[thebookworm0001]

I just think the fandom’s nastier responses to the bg3 men is wildly interesting

like. you have three men who are coming out of highly unhealthy relationships.

One of them gets super sexualized and infantilized at the exact same time. literally people put him in the bdsm harness while simultaneously misinterpreting elven cultural norms to say he’s mentally no more mature than a teenager despite having been a whole-ass local judge who died because he gave out corrupt rulings and got his ass jumped because of them.

the other gets treated like he’s an incel because he catches feelings quickly, despite being wildly respectful when you turn him down. Half the issues were due to a bug, the other is that this man is so starved for validation because his goddess - whom has paid special interest to him since he was a toddler - kept him constantly feeling lesser-than because despite calling him her Chosen, she gives him none of the power we see Chosens be given by other gods. Not to mention she sends her other ex - his mentor and friend - to tell him to off himself to earn her forgiveness. For some reason his attempts to gain god-like power are received worse than the borm-sexy-yesterday-vampire despite both of them having the goal of being safe from manipulation and control. I assume because the vampire gets a sex scene when you let him destroy his soul for power and the wizard does not.

The fairytale prince route, despite typically being very popular, is being called boring and dull and while, yes, he has less drama than some of the others, is still compelling and has high stakes for that character. He’s sold his soul but he thinks the price is worth it and he’s made his peace with the personal cost because he’s helping people. The only real difference between this character and others who are willing to sell their souls for the good of their lands is that this time around, he’s Black

#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #fandom critical #I guess? #like Wyll’s shit seems to genuinely be people are racist and not realizing or caring to realize #he’s a delight! he wants to dance with you! he’s a sweetheart going by the fairytale chivalric code #meanwhile he’s literally made a deal with a devil to make the princely thing happen #it’s good! he’s the vanilla ice cream route and it’s very lovely #literally his route is so similar to Alistair in the choices to give up your life for the world #I love astarion and he is in fact very sexy #and he likes sex when he has the final say in whether it’s happening #but that damn tombstone has some people acting creepy as fuck #yes it’s sad how young he was but he was also a whole adult man when he died #and Gale… you can argue very easily he was groomed #and even if he wasn’t - this man has isolated himself for a /year/ trying not to hurt anyone #yeah he’s gonna get attached to the first people he gets to hang with #he’s hurt when you turn him down but he’s not a dick #then he becomes your ride-or-die #he’s a sweetheart #Halsin has his own shit going but he seems to a companion solely because people thirsted so hard #but he’s also worked through his shit and is decently mentally stable #not letting ppl reblog this because I don’t need people acting a fool on my post

[snackugaki]

#hhhhhhhhhhh #wips counts #wips are cool fun sexy and cute to post #if i'm lucky this little series of doodles will be finished before LNY celebrations finish #hey this is your reminder to eat some dumplings #teeeechnically my iteration #chung i teaching mikey the pleat technique #.....this one is gonna take so long... so much I haven't drawn in yet #gonnachangethatbackgroundforthe3rdtime #happy lunar new year guys #(just fucking Koolaid Man'ing my way from artblock and Life)

[camgirlkaminari]

dabi stans look i love you guys but you are SO wrong about a guy who probably hasn't eaten anything more robust than raw instant ramen noodles since he was 8. that guy has NO muscles he's a delicate waif he's sustained by vengeance and vengeance ONLY. and possibly also propane. what im saying is im a skinty dabi truther first and a person second

#if i see one more fanart of dabi looking soooo meaty and sexy im gonna #im not gonna do anything but just know youve been Looked Upon and Known #not to get serious here but a guy who spent like six years in a coma is NOT gonna have an easy time gaining muscle mass #also his quirk is soooo op he probably NEVER works out #lazy delicate angey little runt my beloved 😍 #also like he probably literally burns through any body fat he WOULD manage to gain and you need fat to grow muscle and #look im just saying dabi dont got it. #im so sorry for all those fat tiddie dabi enjoyers out there im so sorry theres just no way #dabi bnha #todoroki touya #bnha #evil words

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

The Spider tag is a fucking MINEFIELD I just opened it to see if there were any good posts I needed to add to the queue and I scrolled for less than a minute and saw a post saying Lo’ak shot first and Lyle Wainfleet was justified in shooting Neteyam in self defense (not true and also INSANE TAKE) and a post that said Spider saying “don’t hurt her” and Kiri saying “don’t kill him” means Spider didn’t think Quaritch was capable of killing Kiri (W I L D) skskskskksks ya’ll need JESUS, especially that first post. 

#new challenge #is he babygirl or did he just commit a warcrime??/ #a lot of you are gonna fail that challenge!!! #the insanity the utter audacity to say an adult fully trained marine shooting at and killing a 15 year old child #is not his fault #because of another child shooting first (which again isn't true) #when that child had just been kidnapped by them and was trying to save the OTHER CHILD they had kidnapped and tortured #war crimes on top of war crimes #excuse on top of dumbass excuse #like your villains find them sexy whatever but jesus don't excuse their actions it's gross #i'm actually so close to blocking all the recom tags #god all right that's enough tumblr for today i'll get to all ya'lls asks and stuff tomorrow then #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #miles quaritch #lo'ak sully #lyle wainfleet #kiri sully #avatar #avatar the way of water #james cameron avatar #melissa og #melissa on avatar (cameron) #melissa does discourse

[isdalinarhot]

YES my stomach sticks out past my boobs YES this is great for my dysphoria because it allows me to pretend my full blown tits are just extra juicy moobs yes god loves me by making me big and huge and large and fat <3 I love you My Body once I go on T I will love you even more <3 <3 <3

#INSURANCE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER #I’m gonna be soooooo real I think about 50% of my ‘dysphoria’ as a teen was just dysmorphia about having a skinny body #now that I’m fat even though I’m less Conventionally Attractjve I feel more like myself and confident in my own skin <3 #once I go on T and get top surgery I’ll be unstoppable I’ll never shut up about how fuckable #I am #dude I can’t wait!!!!‼︎ so enthusiastic to become a proper bear!!!!!‼︎ please!!!!!!‼︎ #not cosmere #sorry just had to brag about how sexy I am now #don’t worry little baby 14 year old me! your weight will double and you will have short hair and a happy trail. there’s hope for you yet #luke.txt #drunkposting

[meownotgood]

y'know..... I just wanna point out that the magazine aki is featured on, an an, is a japanese women's lifestyle magazine....

it talks about things like fashion trends and relationship advice, and it's known for having regular issues that are solely about sex / improving your sex life

#MAPPA TRYING TO PROMOTE AKI TO JAPANESE WOMEN #THE MAGAZINE COVERS USUALLY JUST HAVE PRETTY BOYS OR GIRL GROUPS..... #FASHION MODEL AKI ON WOMEN'S LIFESTYLE MAGAZINE #I REALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW #aki <3 #I'm gonna be in shambles over this for the next year #mappa knows he's sexy GOD #the recognition that he deserves

[doctorwhoarchive]

one of my biggest concerns for scream 7 is, if Christina’s actually in it, they’ll cast someone attractive to play her and then everyone on the internet’s gonna act all apologetic towards her bc she’s hot

like no I need Christina to be a hag and absolutely diabolical to the girls

#like as cool as melissa’s fancast for christina is (salma hayek)… #I don’t want it #bc then that corner of the internet is gonna be like ‘she’s sexy she did nothing wrong!’ #it’ll be like ethan stans all over again and I can’t do that #also she’s been an alcoholic for so many years at this point she’d look at least a little bit rough #fuck christina carpenter !! #there’s so much they can screw up in 7 I’m scared #carpenter sisters #scream

[aaandbackstabbed]

It is so important to me that you all understand how many scars Goldie has.

#she has hundreds #HUNDREDS #she may seem to glide by trouble and just save herself #but boy has it been close call after close call #which has resulted in so many cuts burns and all sorts of injuries #plenty of which have left behind scars #like some are just little tiny ones hat won’t be there in a few years #but some are never gonna heal no matter how many years she’s alive #and she has a love hate relationship with them #because she so cool #but #on occasion they ruin her outfit #and aren’t exactly easily explained #point is #on her left calf she has stab wound #spanning from her right ribs to her spine she has burn scar #and just above her chest she has a scar from stitches she did herself when her collarbone broke through her skin #is it a lil grim? #yes but it’s important #also Scrooge finds these scars very sexy #cos you just know he would #goldie o'gilt #scarred queen #ducktales

[jojotier]

"Karkalicious psychic damage" this, "karkalicious 2012 homestuck cringe" that. none of you motherfuckers would've survived the fandom maelstrom that was Sexy Kan I

#homestuck #karkalicious #rosemary #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #broadway homestuck #was in the breakroom when u bidden after years of forgetting this song existed #all i hear im the back of my brain is #'darling kanaya sexy vampire' #[deadpan] '(rose how you shake it got a player like oh)' #and i dtg my face screwed up like a cat smelling something OUGH #everything is TORMENT WORLD #im gonna make a nightcore vers one day

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

guys remember when they cast two queer men to be the riddler and the penguin on gotham and sent me down a dark twisting irreversible path in life.

#i saw a fancam for them and it made me feel like i was gonna have a migrane that killed me #why. did they do those things. and by those things i mean both of them in the sexy amy winehouse song scene #WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!!!!!! #its been 7 years. it still haunts me so deeply #cory michael smith and robin lord taylor you will ALWAYS. BE FAMOUS