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#he didnt mean for jimmy to die
mcybree · 14 days
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Thoughts on 3rd life mirror birds. 3rd life big dogs. 3rd life property police. They fascinate me and I think you have thoughts on them but I might be wrong..either way
i do in fact have thoughts on them but i think if i talk about 3l!flower husbands publicly any more rn I’ll get so self conscious I’ll explode on the spot. this being said i have still yet to watch evo but its been on my list for forever bc of 3l!property police specifically… i really love martyns petty grudge against jimmy for those first two episodes he acts like he’s 12 and really pissed off on the playground. anyways i think that martyn going from being concerned for his friend to Just Fucking Lying to split up Scott and Jimmy, because he took personal offense to Jimmy being unwilling to drop everything to go live with him on the spot is the funniest thing in the world. Girl it’s not about you
#asks#for real though i think that martyn played up his offense at jimmy not taking the offer in order to pressure him into agreeing bc—#stuff like “oooh this is your ONE CHANCE for FUN OPPORTUNITY and if you miss it WE’RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!!” typically works on jimmy#but martyn wasnt expecting jimmy to stand his ground on that#And at that point (in martyns mind at least) you Have to commit. so then the mock offense became Real. bc what can you do#he cant just go back on it and go like “sorry i was just worried and wanted you to live with me bc i miss you and—#dont think scott is treating you well” martyn would never be that honest with himself much less jimmy#The offer in itself was somewhat selfish to begin with in my mind as well#He did just want Jimmy to come live with him so he saw the opportunity and jumped at it. he’s an opportunist#but i also think he originally followed jimmy and brought it up with him out of concern. does that make sense#a little while after their falling out i think he fully puts jimmy out of his mind#“Jimmys a lost cause he’s clearly done with me. Why should i care when he clearly has a nice loving husband he cares sooo much about#(eyeroll emoji) lets save grian” <- what i think he was thinking#he didnt mean for jimmy to die#but what happens happens yknow. the games the game#sorry for putting all of my Real Thoughts in the tags i wasnt expecting to write them out honestly#i just think about their conversation on that mountain a lot….bigb moves into that specific spot later and martyn gives him shit about it#Which means something to me also (<- bigb and martyn pilled individual)#etc.etc
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canarydarity · 8 months
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having a normal one watching Bdubs lim life tonight and thinking about how when Bdubs betrayed Tango in last life, Skizz told Tango that for the sake of team best he had to go and forgive him.
But when Bdubs boogey kills Skizz in lim life before team ties is even really formed, Skizz is allowed to have it out for Bdubs for almost the entire first half of the season, even when the clockers ally with them and it would've been easier to let sleeping dogs lie.
Tango, the perpetually extraneous and undervalued member of his alliances...the too often shoved aside and betrayed...being told it was his duty to the team to forgive bdubs and move on....
But no one—especially not Tango—tried to tell Skizz to let it go.
#and like. now im thinking about how no one is ever really ride or die for tango. ever#people are allied with him but no one PRIORITIZES him#as a team rancher fan myself id be tempted to argue Jimmy is but you can just as easily point to how that was in a way self serving#and I dont just mean with the soulmate mechanic so worrying about tango was worrying about himself for jimmy#but i mean it in the way of jimmy was so worried about tango because#jimmy was worried about HIMSELF being the thing that hindered him and dragged him down#whihc is not to say that jimmy didnt also worry about tango#but it is to say that the dl rule set played heavily on jimmys insecurities and fears#he was most of the time worried about himself. YES because of how that affected tango. but also because it served his guilt complex#and so his intentions were colored by that as someone whos incredibly willing to make himself the problem whenevr he sees fit#whihc is again nothing on him hes my fave ya know i love the guy#i just mean even in double life where by design it shouldve happened tango wasnt made anyones top priority#not in the way that we come to see it across many other pairs. not in the obsessive worrying about his safety#or just in the general Being Weird About Each Other Way#sure you could argue skizz and tango last life...tango was for a while skizzs priority—until skizz shifted his sights to team best#even when team best wasnt giving their all backt o him that was skizzs focus#and if tango were really his priority over the wellbeing of the team such as it was for bdubs and etho#skizz wouldnt have tried to make tango forgive bdubs after he was betrayed#skizz wouldnt have kept asking tango to give more and more to a team he got little if not nothing out of over and over.....just#GAH! NO ONES EVER DEVOTED TO TANGO!!! NO ONE EVER CHOOSES TANGO TO BE THEIR //PERSON// THEIR. HES NEVER SOMEONES TOP PRIORITY#again im nto saying teh ranchers werent devoted to each other you know i love them more than anything in the whole world#i just mean. not in exactly the way i mean....#and not completely when jimmy was so (understadnably) preoccupied with trying not to carry on his curse again#especially while attached to someone else#worm says
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mleemwyvern · 6 months
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congratulations jimmy thats the most effective cringefail pathetic villainy ive ever seen
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taxi-boi · 6 months
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you know, given the fact that most people are pretty consistently drawing jimmy this season with dog features instead of canary/bird features, (and i mean "instead of," i dont think ive seen a single fucked up dog bird hybrid thing like i had originally expected. and ive seen very few exclusively bird designs) i think it would be fairly fitting if jimmy straight up DIDNT die first this season.
maybe he still dies second or gets farther or whatever IDC. but the fact that the team persona jimmy and martyn have attributed to themselves (big dogs WOOF WOOF) have usurped their fandom designated creature types (canary in a coalmine and the short-lived wet cat respectively)... to the degree that the audience (who are the watchers) themselves consider them as such.
after all, if there's one way to break a curse... I mean, what kind of canary would you be if you barked instead of sang?
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helloimaweirdo · 10 months
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Double life,, 2!!!!!!!
I was bored and decided to re-roll double life soulmates and see if i could think of anything fun with these new pairs
so i took the double life cast plus Skizz, Lizzie, Mumbo and Gem because i wanted to include everyone
(i know that Gem was only in one session but we had an odd number and shes a lifer to me)
the pairs generated was
Joel and Lizzie (im not kidding)
Skizz and Mumbo
Pearl and Tango (it rolled Pearl and Scott first but i didnt want any doubles so i rerolled it)
Ren and Grian
Cleo and Etho (omg theyre back together...)
Scar and Bdubs
Jimmy and Scott (flower husbands,,,,)
Impulse and Martyn
Gem and BigB
now theres some absolute gems in this
first things first, the true soulmates: Joel and Lizzie
they were the first thing i rolled and it was so perfect omg,,,,,, obviously they are the power couple, the girlboss malewife. very chaotic duo and possibly a bit dangerous
next up: Skizz and Mumbo
now because those two dont interaact like at all from my knowledge i cant say much for sure, but i feel like the two of them would make a very fun team. with Skizz's impulsiveness and Mumbos redstone abilities i feel they could do some very fun stuff. I dont think theyd get very far but theyre here for a fun time, not a long time
Pearl and Tango
this one is kinda interesting. we have established that Pearl is crazy, we know that, but Tango is too just in a completely different way. Pearl doesnt beat around the bush much, she there and you know it. while Tango often works in the back seat in the middle of some crazy plot like Dare to Flare, Bet your life, or bringing a warden to the surface. combine these two and youd get some fun results.
Ren and Grian
first thing that came to mind: the dramatics. Grian is the known war starter and Ren is known roleplayer, do i need to make it obvious??? they would be SO fun to watch. Just by thinking about im upset that this isnt already a thing, god. I feel their shenanigans would be on par with the Bad Boys.
Cleo and Etho
if limited life taught us anything its that these two = divorce and im so here for that. this feels as if it be Cloe + Martyn Version 2. and considering and Etho on his own is a bit more pathetic then Martyn it would be very pitiful to watch. Cleo would be out girlbossing(as they do) and Etho would be struggling to do much, that or Etho would be also fine on his own but i think itd be better if he were a little pathetic yk
Scar and Bdubs
these two are impulsive idiots and would do nothing but enable each other and im so here for it. they would go on a million different mini mission in a single session. youd get whiplash from watching them. but i feel like this would make them either very dangerous or not threatening at all. who knows
Jimmy and Scott
flower husbands. what more do i have to say? Scott would be the pro player that he is while jimmy does nothing but get himself killed. theyd make an okay team is third life is anything to go by. i feel Scotts skills at the game and Jimmy's lack of would just balence themselves out a bit. who knows, maybe Jimmy would be the second one to die with a soulmate like Scott
Impulse and Martyn
a southlanders duo! these two were hilarious back in last life and they would be again. theyd make a pretty decent team i think. I mean these two were top two in limited life. theyd be a good mix of shenanigans and actual decent plays, a very good balance i think
and last but not least Gem and BigB
now this ones a thinker because Gem was only ever in one session of the game and did not once interact with BigB(if im remembering correctly) but going on assumptions i think these two would make a great team. first of all i think theyd be semi-wholesome. with Gems cottagecore vibes and BigBs general BigB-ness i think theyd be very cute. but also quite dangerous. Gem is a known PvPer (GeminiSlay!) and BigB makes his own good plays fairly often as well. Otherall very cute, but threatening team
this was a fun thinking exercise
and i want to hear your thoughts in the notes!!!!!
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violetwitch12087 · 1 year
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Could you do the evans reacting to finding out that your pregnant with their child 🤭🤭
UH OF COURSE I CAN THIS IS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD IDEA I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS I DID MY BEST
The evans reaction to finding out you're pregnant and its theres
Evan Peters
*you tell him*
IMMEDIATE happiness
Hes shocked and then when you tell him fr a big smile comes across his face and he engulfs you into a hug
Would prob shed some tears or a lot
Kisses you so passionately
Holds you in his arms for HOURS
Tells his parents how happy he is
"evan uhm im pregnant" "wait youre serious?" *Nod* "OMG baby im so happy"
Tate Langdon
Straight panic
Scared he made the anti christ again
Sad because it killed you
You have to comfort him but he just cries and tells you how sorry he is
Honestly maybe would avoid you for a bit bc he hates himself and when he sees you he remembers what he did
After a while when you die and stuff he'll be there for you while you die holding your hand crying and kissing your knuckles
Yall would be fine after but until the apocalypse happens👍
"tate im- im pregnant" "w-what? I- im so sorry its all my fault"
Kit Walka (ik its walker i jst love the way he says it)
Would look down at the test and smile and hug you
"we're gonna have a third little baby here?"
Honestly really, really happy
Kisses you and hugs you swaying side to side
Later on would listen to his favorite music and dance with you before kissing you and putting his hands on your belly
"kit im pregnant" "what?" *Sees test* *big ole smile* "we're gonna have a third little one running around here?" *Nod*
Kyle Spencer (pre death)
Honestly a little concerned/considering it because hes in college and still lives with his mom
Would make it your choice if you want to keep it but if you do we would be there every single step and moment of the way
Honestly after a while of thinking would be so happy to have a little you guys running around
After thinking and accepting it and loving it he would apologize for even considering it and would kiss you and hold you
"kyle i know we're young but i- im pregnant" "wait really?" *Sees test* "i- i dont know what to say i mean i love you i really do and you know that but we're young but if you want to keep it ill be here no matter what baby"
*later on after thinking* "baby im so sorry for everything i said i wanna have a baby with you ive never been happier please forgive me, im so excited to have this journey with you"
How could you say no
Jimmy Darlin (yes ik its darling)
Very very happy
Then his smile starts to fade
Sad because he doesnt want your guy's kid to have his condition
Also sad because his kid is gonna grow up the way he did
You comfort him and tell him its all okay and that you guys wont let anything happen to the kid
Apologies for how he couldnt take you guys out of the freak show and all that jazz
You comfort him and lets jst say like at the end of freak show you and Jimmy live a normal life with your big ole belly and jimmy by your side all the steps of the way
"jimmy omg im pregnant" "really?" *His beautiful smile*
After a bit "im so sorry i couldnt give you and our only kid a normal life i really am" "jimmy i love you we will figure it out and you know we will"
James Patrick March
Genuinely shocked
Didnt even know you and him could have kids since well hes a ghost
But 'miracles' happen
Honestly surprisingly happy to have a little you guy's running around the hotel
"if you need anything i will have someone get it for you my love" he says that and also means that he will have someone that can go outside get you stuff as well
"james im pregnant" "i can procreate?" *Nods* "well, i could never be happier dear"
Kai Anderson
Honestly would probably be nice to you for once like with ally
Happy because there is now a 'messiah'
Wants the kid to lead the cult when he dies
Would be so happy i mean did you see him with ally and their damn kid?
He would start being more gently like he would look at your belly and smile putting his big hand on top of it
I mean he would probably even kiss your head and give you cuddles here and there
I mean how could he not? You're holding the next most precious and important thing in his life or probably the kid is his most precious and important thing
"kai dont get mad but im pregnant, and its yours" *a small smile would come across his face* "really? I honor you as the most loyal in this cult you're holding the next messiah"
Peter Maximoff (wanda vision age)
Honestly shocked
Would be so happy tbh
Would be happy because he would have another probably immature kid that was fast like him
Would probably pull you into a hug and kiss you and would hold you like forever while you guys slept every night
Would go into a frenzy about you needing rest and him stealing your favorite snacks a stuff just to make you happy i mean hes a kleptomaniac
"peter im pregnant" "YES omg were gonna have another speedster here"
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scourgethecat66 · 2 years
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tweek and craig:
a very, very thorough explanation because when i tell people about it they do not understand 💀 which is fine its kinda confusing-
tweek and craig, two characters from south park that used to have minimal importance to the actual show, soon turned into the biggest ship the whole south park has ever witnessed. possibly even overriding the amount of style (or stan x kyle). so, what do i need to explain?
oh god.
everything.
tweek tweak:
south park started in 1997 and continued to more add characters as the show went on. we soon met tweek, or tweek tweak, who arrived to the show in the episode “Gnomes” from season two. he had many other appearances. (especially season 3, with tweek vs craig) season 6 featured him most of the season when picked to be the replacement of kenny, who died of a muscular disease. (he soon came back in the last episode of that season)
tweek is the son of a coffee shop owner named Richard Tweak, who is married to Helen Tweak. he drinks coffee every second of the day, even replacing water with coffee. this coffee is revealed to be lined with meth, which he takes in everyday. tweek suffers of ADD, or Attention Deficit Disorder. he tends to twitch a lot.
he has blonde hair, a green-like shirt that has been buttoned improperly, blue or black pants, and black shoes.
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craig tucker:
craig tucker arrived to south park in the episode “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo,” or episode 9, season 1. he is known for sticking his middle finger up, even getting in trouble everyday due to his “middle finger” behavior. he is seen sitting in-front of Mr. Mackey’s office, the guidance counselor, in many episodes. he made many more appearances than tweek due to him always being the background or an extra character in stans, kyles, kennys, and cartmans problems.
craig tucker is the son of Thomas Tucker and Laura Tucker. he has a sister named Tricia Tucker. craigs family tend to flip each other off. craig has black hair, which is different from his parents and his sisters. this caused speculations that craig was adopted.
he has black hair, a blue hat with a yellow fluffy top, a blue coat, and black pants with black shoes.
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now its onto the deep dive.
tweek x craig
ever since the show introduced these characters, there were always people shipping them. but, a really big ship used to craig x kenny, which soon started to die down as a new, canon ship started to erupt. tweek x craig. the two had many appearances, but were not necessarily seen close together accept in the background. you can see them standing together in many scenes. tweek is also a member of craigs gang, which holds four members in total: tolkien, craig, tweek, and clyde. (also adding timmy and jimmy, but since tweek usually hangs out with them, i made it four. BUT. that does not exclude them.)
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tweek vs craig had tweek and craig fight. this episode occured in season 3 and started with kyle and cartman betting on which one of them was the biggest troublemaker in Mr. Alder’s class. this was the start of something new. as the show progressed, the creators of the show soon saw the small mass of tweek x craig art. they decided….
to make an episode.
tweek x craig, an official episode. this held the two boys going absolutely crazy about the Asian girls at school drawing them in the form of yaoi. (this is where i get interested, so buckle up.) craig and tweek both were concerned and didnt want this to happen, which caused them to fight.
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then, coming up with a plan to stop all of this, they decide to be together—then break up. tweek says its too much pressure and craig says to him, “you’re capable of more than you think.” tweek agrees, and they get their plan in action. tweek ends up being horribly good at lying and basically makes craig feel like shit. so, craig walks home feeling sad. explanation on what i mean here, since some do not understand the importance of this scene:
craig cares that tweek ratted him out, even though it was all fake, there had to be a bigger reason that the show had it rain and his hat getting all soaked. craig was genuinely hurt, and it shows. this means he actually felt something towards tweek, making it hurt so much more than it should’ve.
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time skip, tweek decides that he felt bad and wants to make it up to craig. he says that they should say they’re together again, but craig denies. he says that he doesnt want to be what everyone tells him to be. now- hold up- wait right there. he wants to be straight? so why is he with tweek? its fake right? tsk tsk tsk….no….he wants to be gay. he comes to term with what he really is. yeah they thought him saying that means he wanted to be straight, since everyone wanted him to be gay. BUT. NOOO. so, in the end, it shows them holding hands.
(more clarification, craigs dad didn’t necessarily accept craig being gay until cupid cartman shot him in the head with an arrow. this could be what he meant by “dont wanna be what they tellin me to be)
craig comes to terms with himself, and ends up with tweek.
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so…why am i still talking about it? shouldnt i like shut up now? no. its time for the wattpad writers.
tweek x craig: what the butt
people have been picking tops and bottoms for so many years. this makes it so these characters lose their characteristics, or charms. tweek is seen as this fragile, small, and weak person. but—god no he’s not.
1: tweek kicks ass
taken from the episode, “South Park is Gay” from season 7 (season 7, episode 8) you can see here that they ganged up on kyle for not being “metrosexual,” tweek also joins in on the beating.
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he really isnt all that innocent. he beat up someone for being different. he also handles a gun-
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1. hes not afraid to hurt/blow something up (unsafely) or someone if it means saving his friends
2. no problem beating up kyle for being different
so when i read fanfictions, i can already tell that the writer will make tweek depend on craig, even though he is his own person. ever since tweek and craig became official, it has been apparent that people see tweek as the weak one who needs protection, but he can obviously protect himself.
2. craig also kicks ass
craig has always been fairly rude or sarcastic. he can definitely defend himself in situations, even bullying other kids in south park. but, when writing him, people always make him the prime protector. craig deserves to be protected too. we can see that tweek is protective of him like come on guys—
(especially in South Park: The Fractured But Whole)
together: wonder tweek and super craig
the south park game, South Park: The Fractured But Whole shows us exactly what im saying—there is no weak or strong in this relationship. after the patch up between the two, we can see that they are very overprotective of each other. when craig gets hit, tweek gets defensive and is like noo craigg how dare you hurt him. when tweek gets hurt craig is like ayo wtf thats my man. so we can obviously see the love between the two. especially because this game has their own dedicated storyline 😏.
1. both overprotective
2. both care
3. both get mad if one of them gets hit—
THERE IS NO WEAK OR STRONG.
concluding thoughts:
these two are the best couple in all of south park, prove me wrong. they obviously care for each other, and the tweek x craig episode was not a joke and not a lie, they genuinely love each other and are together.
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do urself a favor and watch the episode tweek x craig 💀
ok mic drop 🎤
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asterssunzephyr · 11 months
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How did Shelby reacted at Gem murdering Ren?
SHES SO UPSEG THAT IT TAKES BOTH FWHIP AND KATHERINE TO CALM HER DOWN AND STOP HER FROM KILLING GEM.
Fwhip & Shelbys Interaction, Katherine & Shelbys
"SHE FUCKING KILLED MY BROTHER, FWHIP." "And shes my sister. Youre not laying a damn hand on her." "WHY NOT?! HE WAS MY BROTHER." "He killed Lizzie, Gem killed him." "SO JUST BECAUSE HE KILLED SOMEONE, HE DESERVED TO DIE?!" "LIZZIE WAS MY FRIEND. You do not get to say shit about her or what Gem did." "Youre not stopping me from doing this. She'll fucking pay."
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"Shelby?" "Wheres Gem." "I dont know right now, why are you here?" "She killed my fucking brother, Kat."
Katherine wanted to glare, to send her back to fwhip, but she faltered. Apparently that gave Shelby enough time to shove past. It didnt, however, give her enough time to get very far; Katherine grapped her wrist and prevented Shelby from storming through the base any further. In turn, Shelby spun on their heel and the two were now in each others faces.
"Let me Go." "Youre not getting revenge on my friend." "Ren was my fucking brother!" "AND SCAR WAS MINE! YOU DONT SEE ME HUNTING THE GUY THAT KILLED HIM!" "....." "Youre not hunting Gem down, and you have 5 seconds to get out." "Ill fucking kill her, Kat." "You have no right to call me that anymore." "Why not?" "Because you decided a long time ago to be a villain." "What I chose to do doesnt mean shit. Youre still my friend." "You almost killed Jimmy. He was your friend too." "He got in my way." "To what? Killing me?" "I-.. You think i wanted to hurt you?" "You hurt Jimmy, and seem pretty fucking fine." "..I'd never be able to hurt you.. not now. Not ever again." "....Get out." "....Fine."
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And so this is how Katherine prevented Shelby from killing her(Kats) best friend! Woo!
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thekimspoblog · 3 months
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More chatting about BCS w/ @brilliantalpaca
Them: I read the whole thing, Ill reblog it later because there is some stuff I want to give my two cents on
But this is wild to me
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Hello? He graduated from law school? Why is blud in charge of the mail?
Me: I mean OP is right; Jimmy isn't OWED a partnership at HHM. The problem is that when Jimmy and Kim ACCEPTED that the firm wasn't going to promote them and struck out on their own, HHM still interfered. I do think Jimmy has a bit of a NiceGuy complex, but not nearly as badly as Walt did. "NiceGuys finish last, so if you're pulling ahead you were never really that nice" is definitely a theme of BCS. But "Who is watching the watchers? Who gets to decide who the gatekeeper is?" is also a theme. Plus... Kim is a god and when she asks for something, you give it to her or you die. Granted, Howard and Chuck had no way of knowing that last part, but still.
Them: The whole middle part is so cracked
Cooked with gas
In any case, and considering Jimothy started a law firm inside a beauty parlor, I think he would have been happy at HMM the second he stopped to push a cart, at least for a while
Like, I dont think the man is ambitious for power or a title or authoritas, but for respect
Thats why he leaves the firm at... You know, the cocobono table place, sorry its been a while
So I think if his brother had respected him a little bit more, well
Me: On the one hand, he just wanted to work next to his brother and his girlfriend. But like... he got that opportunity with Davis and Mainn and he hated it. That place was stuffy; he needed his freedom. It's one thing for Chuck to say "I don't think my brother would be a good fit at my firm. Even if he is talented, his eccentricities are a liability; I don't want to hire him"; I mean that's basically the same conclusion Kim reached. The problem is we never see Howard do any actual work, so the impression we get is that HHM siphons off labor from its employees, then refuses to compensate them adequately or even acknowledge their role as contributing partners. And again, there was definitely some sort of discrimination going on with the way Chuck penalized Kim for associating with Jimmy.
Them: They also put him an intern-copter on his ass, which would sit badly with anyone
And Chuck actively tried to prevent him to practice
Which is very messed up
Me: Again, I can't really blame them. Frankly Jimmy should have treated Erin with more respect; she had worked there longer and even if she was kind of passive aggressive about it, she was just trying to show him the ropes.
Them: I can't blame them either, but thats because I know Jimmy
In any case, trusting the narrative at one hundred percent and confusing Jimmy with a poor little meow meow is something I'm guilty of
Ill admit that
When he usually makes his own bed
Me: Under normal circumstances, I would say wanting to get someone disbarred for sabotaging you is pretty understandable. But again, Chuck started it by stealing Mesa Verde. Jimmy loved Chuck, but he wanted Chuck to admit that he too could be a bit of a hypocrite and a sleazebag. That he wasn't better than Jimmy. And the truth is he really wasn't.
Them: He really really wasnt, he just dressed it up better
Chuck is such an university profesor its insane, they nailed him
Me: To by a hypocrite is to be human. And honestly I think you're an irresponsible lawyer if you CAN'T acknowledge your own biases.
Them: I also didnt realize that yeah, we never see Howard doing... Work on his own, huh?
Like he's there at meetings, with Chuck at the Mesa Verde hearing
But what does he *do*
Me: I assume Howard does actually do quite a bit of paperwork. But this is a tv show, so if they didn't want us to see him as a symbol of the owning class, as a wage thief, they should have framed the story differently.
Them: It is implied, if not stated, hes riding his dad coat tails, right?
I dont know, he may actually just... Be there
Well, no, hes at court at times
Because if we didnt had anything, you know, to a point that becomes a conscious choice even if hes a secondary character ok a tv show
Me: The main reason I'm inclined to cut Jimmy some slack is that on some level, Jimmy knows that he's just plain bad at making choices for himself. He wants to be bossed around, just by someone he trusts. He spent half his life outsourcing his ethical code to his brother, and the other half just following whatever marching orders his wife gave him. So at least in the later seasons of BCS, the best defense to the idea that Jimmy is a bad person is simply "That part was Kim's idea; you want to complain, take it up with management". Right or wrong, he's a man who can biblically submit to his wife; that kind of puts him in a whole other moral universe.
Them: The show also makes ir very easy to fall into the "Jimmy logic hole", where everything he does gets justified by a slight that happened six episodes ago
Me: But like I said, this is why him going to prison is kinda fucked. Instead of growing the hell up and thinking for himself for once, Jimmy surrenders and turns his agency over to the ultimate daddy; the government.
Them: Lel true
Thats actually a good reading
Me: I think it's best to think of Hamlin-Hamlin-McGill-McGill-and-Wexler as just one big firm that ended up cannibalizing itself; neither half of the entity ever became fully independent from the other, and eventually fighting over clients sunk both halves of the business. Kind of fitting with the theme of wildflowers growing on an unmarked grave, I like to think about Iris's relationship to that business and that building. This big, bombastic story we spent six years chronicling, in just two short decades nothing will be remembered about it besides a "how I met your mother" anecdote. George Hamlin wanted to build a family business... well, he got one.
Them: The causes of the firm's undoing bring writing on its own foundation
You know, George Hamlin bringing his son and Chuck bringing his brother
Kim getting dragged into the drama of the whole thing and doing what she does in the show
Me: yes exactly
Them: It all becomes inevitable
Me: Instead of having a long(er) life in prison, my timeline ends with Jimmy dying at age 69 from a heart-attack while fleeing a protest-turned-riot, being remembered as a beloved patriarch martyred for a righteous cause. It's a happier ending than what Vince and Peter would leave him to, but it's still supposed to feel a little perverse: this was the path Kim put him on when she got him out on parole, and on some level she knew this. Iris blames their mother for what happened, and they're not wrong, but at this point remorse is an emotion that doesn't come easily to Kim anymore. She gave him the best life she could, but nothing lasts forever. Still, nothing is set in stone. Jimmy will be a martyr for Kim's revolution if he lets her make him one. But saying "no" to her - AND MEANING IT - is the hardest thing to do. Especially when he knows she's right; that Iris is going to inherit a police state if the parents don't act preemptively.
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my favourite chunkloada dialogue is from in bruges. this is how i want to write dialogue, hell this is how i WISH i wrote dialogue. i like when it sounds natural and kind of awkward sometimes spoilers for in bruges but i dont think anyone gives a shit about this movie
It's like a fairytale, isn't it, that place?
Yeah.
With the churches and that. They're Gothic.
Yeah.
Is it Gothic? - Yeah. So he's having a really nice time?
Well, I'm having a really nice time. I'm not sure if it's really his cup of tea.
What?
You know, I'm not sure if it's really his thing.
What do you mean, 'It's not really his thing'? What's that supposed to mean, 'It's not really his thing'? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Nothing, Harry.
It's a fairytale fucking town, isn't it? How can a fairytale town not be somebody's fucking thing? How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches, all that beautiful fucking fairytale stuff, how can that not be somebody's fucking thing, eh?
What I think I meant to say was:
Is the swan still there? - Yeah, the swan's… How can fucking swans not fucking be somebody's fucking thing, eh? How can that be?
What I think I meant to say was, when he first arrived, he wasn't quite sure about it. You know, there's that big, dual carriageway when you get off the train? It mightn't have been here when you were here last, Harry. Well, as soon as he got into, like, the old town proper, and he saw the canals and the bridges and, you know, the swans and that, well, he just fucking loved it then. Couldn't get enough of it, the medieval part of town. It was just that initial, dual carriageway thing sort of put him off for a second.
Don't know if I remember a dual carriageway.
Must be recent.
Hasn't spoilt it, has it?
No, no, no, it's just that initial thing. And you know what? As we were walking through the streets, there was this sort of freezing fog hanging over everything, and it made it look almost like a fairytale or something. And he turned to me, do you know what he said?
What'd he say?
He said, 'Ken, I know I'm awake, but I feel like I'm in a dream.'
Yeah? He said that?
Yeah.
Meaning, like, in a good dream?
Yeah. Of course, like in a good dream.
Oh, good. I'm glad he likes it there. I'm glad we were able to give him something. Something good and happy. Because he wasn't a bad kid, was he?
Huh?
He wasn't a bad kid, was he? Listen, take down this address. Raamstraat 17. That's 'Raam,' like 'Ram,' but with an extra 'a:'
Raamstraat 17.
You got that?
Yes, Raamstraat 17.
Good. There'll be a man there tomorrow morning at 9::00, his name's Yuri.
Yuri. - He'll give you the gun. Ring me on the public phone at Jimmy Driscoll's about 3:00 or 4:00 tomorrow, after it's done.
After what's done?
Are you being thick?
No. - Listen, I like Ray. He was a good bloke, but when it all comes down to it, you know, he blew the head off a little fucking kid. And you brought him in, Ken. So if the buck don't stop with him, where does it stop? Ken? If the buck don't stop with him, where does it stop?
It stops with me, Harry. That's an easy one.
Look, don't get shirty, Ken. Listen, I'm just glad that I was able… to do something for the boy before he went.
Do what for the boy?
You know, have him get to see Bruges. I'd like to go to see Bruges again before I die. What was it he said again about: Yeah, 'It's like a dream:'
'I know I'm awake, but I feel like I'm in a dream.'
Yeah.
Give me a call when he's dead.
the scene where ken goes to shoot ray is also great, and the scene directly after on the playground. i love how the characters in this movie speak if you ignore the abhorrent terrible things ray says because unfortunately hes not a good person 👍 its another one of those movies that make u reconsider the concepts of good and evil, id rewatch it again if i didnt have to sit through half the horseshit that spills outta his mouth thank god i had a colin farrell phase or i never would have watched this movie... same with the lobster and the killing of a sacred deer, which ALSO led me to discovering yorgos lanthimos. but thats another thing to get into entirely
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Hiiiii kosmo my mutual kosmo. I’m sitting in a waiting room and bored out of my mind so I’m sending you an ask because I need Enrichment. You should talk about your ocs Right Now please /lh
OHGHHSGSG. I JUST GOT THIS YOU ARE OPENING PANDORAS BOX I FEAR,. .. I DONOT KNOW IF YOU MEAN BG3 OR REGULAR OCS SO . BG3 ITIS
ASSORTED MELCHIOR THOUGHTS . THE PROFESSIONAL FAILBOYFRIEND...
two guys bringing their team down <3 from the beginning melchior felt the need to one up him because well. he didnt remember anything and was attached to what little skills he did remember and felt like if someone else was better that he was losing that too you know. would rather die than say that out loud though so he starts this petty thing with the only other rogue. to everyones dismay.
at first melchior tries to one up him and whatnot but when he genuinely fucks something up and astarion does it for him he has a jimmy neutron brain blast moment. i can get this sucker to do my job for me. and it all goes downhill from there <3
two guys trying to manipulate eeach other ! love really does lose....
astarion is. not very good at manipulating melchior. ill be honest. and that isnt in the like. Melchior Is Simply That Good and Smart way. unless you say something Directly To His Face his ass is NOT gonna get it!!!!!!!
all the flirting registers as Witty Banter to mel because. well if he was flirting he should just say that to me.
yes h e is autistic. because i heart projection yousee.
on an unrelated note he thinks hes sooo good at eyecontact because he just Stares At People. doesnt look away. bores into their retinas with his big hot pink eyes.
anyway when Thee whole Blood Drinking Event happens mel aint even mad. confused above all else if im fully honest. like if you wanted my blood you can,. just ask ? i can make more.
also makes a huge melodramatic deal about it . for funsies. ex: do u think its bad. is my blood bad. is it like gales*. do i have galeblood. NO. dont say it. i couldnt bear... anyway.
*he does like gale he just makes fun of his friends youknow. gale probably doesnt care for melchior. Stresses Him Out.
prior to The Confession Scene after moonrise melchiors attitude towards That Vampire is that i have feelings for you. not saying which ones. post you know the one
Finally Comes To Terms with how he feels about that stupid vampire at moonrise. gets So Mad during the araj thing. perhaps unreasonably so.
sososo afraid to confront how he feels because. Dark Urge youknow. he doesnt WANT to be like that but hes also far too afraid of what it means if he Frees Himself Of It yknow. like what if i still have these compulsions. whatif im still Like This. i have a very loose grasp on durge but wtver. if the shit i make up doesnt fit i shall simply reshape bg3 lore to fit /lh
got his top surgery done by orin during a girls night or something silly like that.
i have so many thoughts about that vampire that i shall spare you. neway heres melchiors thoughts on the others <3
thinks gale is kindof funny and has a weird desire to seem. Less Foolish around him because he thinks gale is one of The Smarter Ones. makes fun of him for being kindof a loser with those wack ass old man jammies.
also likes wyll ! deeply envious of him because he sees all the desire he has to be Good and Help Everyone and wishes he could be Like That
thinks halsin is.Large. doesnt like him because hes only 5'5
little miss warrior cats... calls her shart because he thinks itis funny. (melchior is like 40 bear in mind) kindof afraid to talk to her because hes an absolute goober of a guy and thinks shes Thee Smart One
KARLACH <33333 also kindof envious of her for similar reasons to wyll. wants to impress her so bad because he thinks shes So Cool... after meeting gortash his ass WILL NOT talk to her. Afraid To. lots going on there but in general he thinks shes so cool and wishes he could be like her.
lae'zel... Frightened By Her. thinks shes cool though ! wants 2 be her friend but. again hes a goober and WILL make a fool of himself.
astarion. melchior voice well hes just that guy. i saw him trip and bust his ass on a trap the other day... kindof a loser if u ask me.... embarrassin.....
weird feelings towards gort. on one hand he was mels only friend (from what he remembers) but. he doesnt want to be That Person anymore. he doesnt Want to accept the whole bhaal thing. he wants a shot at a normal life. also this dude fucking sucks my god. comically evil. melchior voice i can excuse bombs in teddy bears but you did WHAT to karlach !!!
i ghave so many thoughts on . gort. unfortunately. the whole thing hes got where he foils the main 6 and the themes of redemption and breaking the cycle is sogood i love a good foil. fascinating man i want to blow him up with grenades
REAGHHHH THANKYOU FOR ASKING ILL WRAP IT UP HERE BUT FEEL FREE 2 ASK MORE I LOVE TALKING...
ALSO. quick notes 4 aldente. ill spare you their lore here because Theres Years Worth of it. however if you are inch rested it is. a bit edgy there at the beginning ill be honesyt </3
1) i started this story ages ago as like. A Token Edgy middle schooler. and built So Much more worldbuilding upon it that i cannot change it now youknow. it may be cringe </3
2) may reflect the age at which i wrote it with how edgy some of it is. so like. theres murder in there .
3) i stole demons from the bible and so on and made them ocs. the demonology special interest goes crazy in here.
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Just wanna send it an oddly specific trope that i like-
You know the moment where two characters are in the edge of death (both are stupidly in love with each other but didnt know how to confess) so they might as well confess their undying love for each other since they thought theyre going to die, plot twist they got both survive and have to deal with the consequence of confessing to each other when the grim reaper was waving-
Just with scar- i think its established how much i love the man-
Also how have you been beloved?? Mcc was so fun to watch (i watched scar but thinking of watching jimmy's pov coz flower husbands)
Have you been eating well?? Hydrating well?? Getting some sunshine?? Adulting?? :3
Have a nice day/evening love
Ive been ok! I watched Scar as well for this mcc mentioned and it was an event and a half - but I’m answering this a month late so I’ll also say I watched Ranboo and Grian for the pride mcc! The girls the gays and Grian represent lol!
In typical fashion, I wrote an essay instead of something small and reasonable, so enjoy because this concept is damn good.
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It wasn’t supposed to happen like this.
You were supposed to plan something amazing, pull out all the stops with a thought out plan, make it meaningful when you confessed. If you ever got the courage to do so at all.
It was supposed to be something great, or you would take any confessions of feelings to the grave.
It’s funny really, how close that was to becoming a reality.
Your hand clasped in his, knowing that even if help would come, it would be far too late. The frantic panic that rose when the truth settled in; that there would be no daring escape, no last minute miracles.
You wouldn’t get the chance to have a future with the scarred man stuck with you. There would be no more sunrises and no more shared meals and no perfect confession.
Scar looked at you with a far too calm smile, squeezing your hand in reassurance - it’s something sad and somber, an acceptance that made your stomach swoop and tears well up in your eyes.
He opened his mouth to say something; final words, some reassurance maybe - but you spoke before he could get the chance.
“I love you,” you blurted out, squeezing his hand tighter. “I love you so much and I didn’t - I don’t want us to die without you knowing, I don’t-“
“I love you too,” he interrupted. If he could have scooted closer to you, he would have - he settled for squeezing your hand again. “I love you, I love you so much. It’ll be okay.”
He held your hand as you sobbed and waited for the inevitable. 
But it never came. Somehow, by some miracle, help had found the two of you, hands stuck together even in unconsciousness.
The next time you woke up, you were in a clean bed, and your hand was achingly empty.
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You’re on the road to recovery, an IV in your arm and potions being served alongside your meals, but it’s slow going. Scar is somewhere outside that door, recovering all the same, but something keeps you tied to your bed even when you’re able to leave the room.
The two of you shouldn’t have survived what you did. You should be rotting there where you had been found, the confession of your love dying alongside you both.
But you survived. You’re breathing and alive, and that means there has to be an after your confession. That means your brain is working to overthink and worry and wonder why. Why did he say I love you back?
What if he was just saying that because it was the end, and he didn’t want you to die sad? What if he changed his mind after, and he’s had time to realize his mistake?
There weren’t supposed to be any consequences to your final actions, because they were meant to be just that - final.
It’s Scar that comes to you, in the end. He knocks a little knock and wheels into your room, and wastes no time in rolling to where you sit. He doesn’t say anything, he doesn’t need to - he wraps his arms around you, and all too quickly your worries and doubts that built up over the weeks come crashing down.
“I thought I’d never see you again,” he whispers, his voice hoarse and cracking with emotion, and it’s all you can do to hug him back and cry.
“I’m okay. We’re okay,” you say, and he bunches up your shirt in his fists as he holds you tight. You don’t say I Love You, or I’m Sorry, but it’s in your quiet sobs and tight embrace.
So it wasn’t perfect. It wasn’t even good. A love confession that was meant to die with those who told it, messy and rushed and sorrowful.
But there would be a day after your confession. Time to spend together, to talk, and laugh, and cry together. Here in each other’s arms, you’re alive - and that’s what matters most of all.
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Mortal AU (Jimmy Solidarity)
(aka the au I made up and over thought and I don’t have the time to actually write it so I’m just gonna rant about it whenever I remember something about it or am asked.)
I ranted to my friends about Jimmy head canons (which is super important to my mortal AU) on discord so I realized I could just post it here and since I have little a fallowing on tumbler, I don’t feel scared of judgment.
there will be a lot of spelling errors and Iam not sorry.
===========================The start==========================
evo was kinda like an ant farm for the watchers. what they did was pick a completely random group of people. one of witch was a fish god from empire (cause it was still a thing at that time cause its my head canon and i pick the rules.) but at this point he has left the ocean to find lizzy after the salmon attacked, so he already lost most of his memory and appeared human like lizzy. no one in evo new each other before the start of it and this is where he meet martyn, grian and big b. they all became friends but after grian was reviled to be a watcher (from jimmys pov. grian just got turned into a watcher, but jimmy was left to think he was one the whole time.) jimmy and martyn started to get the listeners help so they and all there friend could go back to there homes. pearl was a listener who was trying to free them as soon as she found them. but right as pearl found out how to free the watchers where desprit to not let the lisoners get what they want so they made grian destroy the world killing everyone perminatly exsept martyn, big b and jimmy. jimmy only survived cause being a god made him resilient to the watchers magic. this also means he got a front row seat to watch everyone die. after that pearl brought everyone back to there worlds. jimmy was lost and slightly tramatized. since he didnt remember where he was going or what he was doing before getting sent to evo (witch took about 3 years) he set up a little home at the edge of a swamp right next to the ocean. over time jimmys home turned into an empire and he slowly turned back into a fish person since he lived so close to the ocean.
E!Jimmy is a cowerd and selfish person because he nows he is weak. he doesn't want people knowing the guardian of the swamp empire is this way so he always denighs it and trys build himself up to seem better then he is so the swamp is protected even just a little bit. most empires that where raised after jimmy saw right trough the lie. those people became ether close friends of his enemy. the cod head that he had gotten for trying his best to protect his land gave him a pride, something he had vary little of. it became the one thing that comforted him and made him and made him feel worthy of everything he had. after the cod head was taken away from him for becoming a little too prideful he was crushed, it was the thing that made feel like he could protect everyone. he got a feeling that he could lose every he loves without the hat. this is why he so badly wanted wanted it back. after he destroyed all the empires trying to get it back he ran away realising that he was the person who cause the calamity drove away and ended so meany of his friends.
So after runnig away from the calamity with his pets and lost his memorys form being away from the ocean for to long he became an adventurer never wanting to settle down anywhere. he never feels like it's safe to settle down anywhere but not because he thinks hes in danger but because he subconsciously thinks he could destroy everything again even if he didn't remember what he did in the past (also he tends to avoid oceans cause he fears they with dry (this is part of why he if cool with living in the bad lands later on.) . since he is in never in one place for long he doesn't at first realise that he has an uncanny life span for a human. the only hint of this was when his pets started to die of old age and he new that they whould die sooner then him since lots of animals have shorter life spans then humans. it took him over thousands of years to realise that he wasn't a normal human and had live at least 1,000 human spans more then he should have. he starts to question what he is and becomes self conscious about it. he finds a cat that at first he is scared of getting attached to cause of how long he has and will live, but he learned that the cat doesn't age as well so jimmy named the cat Norman and kept him around.
one day wile travileing though a badlands he found a Sharif hat. he felt like it was a gift or destiny, it gave him a sense of pride and day-zah-vu. he felt like needed to protect something and redeem himself for... something. so for the first time in centuries he settled down in the bad lands. he learned of a bunch of other empires around lots of witch gave him day-zah-vu just like finding the the hat. one of the empires had a actual GOD ruleing it witch at first kinda impressed. a part of jimmy thought that they could even be friends. then the god named Jole called him something unforgivable. Jole called jimmy a toy. witch at one point in his life would have played it of as a joke but... jimmy didn't know what he was and he has been trying to figure out what he was for so long and for all of that just to simply be "a toy". he wasn't having any of it. everyone kept calling him a toy after that, it angered him beyond beleaf, he felt so disrespected, expesually by jole who jimmy still thinks out of everyone jole should respect him the most even tho he was a actual god. jimmy for some reason thinks they could or even once where friends despite how much jimmy hates him.
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creatureshrieks · 5 months
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oh yeah. i wrote up laurie's brief bio on her carrd though I do have a lot of ideas in regards to her future and what not.
due to the... constant different timelines and the fact i have......... zero interest...... in incorporating her family (considering she has like two different kids in two different timelines and what not idc) into my future takes on Laurie considering it's not as if anyone roleplays a Halloween muse that's not Michael or Laurie there's no point LOL.
In my takes on Laurie since I'm basing only on the first film (Because they even remade and retconned the second! did you know that! because the original director didnt like it!)
She does still get taken to the hospital after Michael attacks her on Halloween, but she doesn't shoot Michael's eyes out nor does she start a relationship with Jimmy as the second film implies. She's way too freaked out to even consider dating or romance at the moment!
Canonically - and I mean this! Canonically - Laurie was only given two days to grieve before she was sent back to school. She never received therapy for her issues due to the fact her parents, though they loved her, believed she'd be completely okay and promised her the Boogeyman wouldn't hurt her anymore. He was shot six times? He's dead, Laurie. You're okay.
Laurie swears Michael is out there, however, and in the nights following his attacks she swears she can hear him breathing all around her. She doesn't sleep and when she does, she's plagued with nightmares of his face. Of her friends. She despises the lack of care everyone around her gives her, but she is also partially grateful for the return to routine - she clings to her school in a basic attempt to reclaim some sense of being normal again. It helps her get through her days, burying herself in school. She hates school too, however, because who wouldn't want to ask about that night? We're so sorry, Laurie. Is there anything we can do, Laurie? Does it hurt, Laurie? Was it scary, Laurie? What did he look like, Laurie? Tell us, Laurie. She wears long sleeves to hide the scar on her arm, though she finds herself mindlessly rubbing it with her thumb far too often for her own comfort. She tries to cover it up, keep it out of sight and out of view.
Laurie turns 18 in February. She doesn't have a party. Her parents get her cake. She smiles even though she doesn't feel like it. Her parents get her a car.
Laurie doesn't go to her senior prom. She gets asked, but she figures it's just out of sympathy. She doesn't feel like partying. She doesn't want to stay out that late.
Laurie goes to college hours away, just in an attempt to get out of Haddonfield before the next Halloween and to put some distance between herself and the last place Michael Myers was, if he even cared to look for her again. She doesn't know if he will, she just knows that he's out there. Laurie doesn't go to parties, she doesn't stay out late. She lives in a dorm where the door is always locked. She covers her arm with long sleeves. She tries make up, but even leaving it exposed makes it feel too real. Someone asked her about it once and she made up a lie. She never left it uncovered again.
It gets a little better as time goes on. Michael is less a physical threat to watch for and more just some shape in her dreams, a shadow trailing behind her. She could move on.
That first Halloween after is rough, though. Not just out of fear, but grief, too. She never got a chance to ever really come to terms with everything that happened. Her friends didn't just die. It wasn't a freak accident, some slow illness. They weren't even just taken from her - they were posed like toys, all in some sick effort to scare her. Her. She stays in her dorm room that night. Door locked.
Part of her expects him to come, but unlike last year she vows to be ready. She won't let him torment her forever.
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fkyumerica · 8 months
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katie/lyndita
the make up changes happen in 5 seconds with the masks when they go into different rooms we all did fuck you goodbye him next nooooo he knows new lie today
and he means it we didnt fuck her now lie to mom too i attack her i am robbie abdo and jimmy corbin and ivan and nick karter and ghost man and clayton again yea i'll do it
thheir family are it shit joke i hold clay from my mom to find my first wife or i die today right ooooh loved fucking her my mom is her
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kurouzus · 9 months
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when i said jimmy buffet needs to die i didnt know. i didnt know he wqs in hospital. im sorry jimmy . i didnt mean to manifest this.
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