#he does not technology

[silentstaresfanficandfanart]

I tried and sorry for handwriting

It says "i try a new technologoy, filptor, it scareby, so bade i had to stabe and punch it"

It took me way too long to finish this but i am *delighted* soumie my boy i adore you, 10/10 favorite samurai my senior in the current enstars event and the lovely one who got me into enstars, therefore, my beloved senpai, told me he wasen't very good at technology <3

Its based on a tweet from this kitty but i dont know where the original is so heres a different one by same cat : )

is this accurate? i have no idea I don't know but I hope it is and i will keep it in my heart as something that is to me if not <3

#souma kanzaki #souma enstars #enstars #ensemble stars #enstars meme #ensemble stars meme #my art #kitty #cat #cat meme #sword #tw: sword #my favorite little samurai #he does not technology

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 279

Now Danny didn’t mean to make a Bootube channel. He’d meant to send that sleep deprived ramble to Tucker, but he had clicked on the wrong app and yeah. Apparently people enjoy his space rambles- or it could have been the ghost blob-cats that had decided to flop onto him. (Honestly he wasn’t surprised they would start to mimic the shapes of things in their surroundings)

Tucker? Found it hilarious, as did Sam and Val and… um, okay this has become their shared channel now, nice. Though there are some strange comments on some of the videos. Really, what do they mean green sky and crazy tech???

#Prompts #Danny Phantom #Tucker does coding stuff & how to fix design flaws in everyday technology #Sam has a gardening & eco-awareness playlist #Valerie has stuff with All Sorts of Weapons & a mini blog of Cujo #Danny does Space stuff and he loves it #Everyone is freaking out because the videos aren’t only showing up in their world but other ones too #Also all of them are revealing a bunch of stuff that Humanity Doesn’t Know Yet #Thank you weird time stuff of the Zone #Space Core Danny #Life Core Sam #Storm Core Tucker #Metal Core Val #Are they roommates or together who knows #Ellie shows up in the background sometimes too #They do a lot of stuff in the background of each others videos #Including their food fighting #DCxDP #DPxDC #DP x Marvel #DPxBHA #Danny Phantom Crossover #Do as Many Crossovers as you Want

[kiddokori]

they gave link a fuckjng hoverboard

#venting my frustration at no confirmation of loftwings #sorry for being a joyless traditionalist but i think modern technology in fantasy is lame as hell #nintendo direct #totk #loz #loz link #loz fanart #like ok technology can be very cool and fun #but they literally just gave him an atv #give me like. beetle cars. give me fantasy influenced tech #dont just slap glowey green on a straight up car #my hatred is partially fueld by a distinct lack of loftwings #ever since they gave us that shot of link running and jumping off one of those floating islands like he does in sksw #ive been hoping for loftwings i didnt even consider it before but now it is a meed #NEED #kiddokori

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Machine... I’m so scared.

What if I see an image?

Audio Source

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #sorry i meant xitter #he does not understand technology please be patient

[egophiliac]

HAVE YOU SEEN MALLEUS DORM UNIFORM CARD????

I didn't get him. :( ...so I looked up his dorm story and it is incredible, oh my god. if you haven't noticed by now, Malleus doing the absolute stupidest shit with the best intentions is my favorite, and this is pandering directly to that part of me. I can't pick a favorite part.

(wait, actually, yes I can)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #also containing copious amounts of my second-favorite thing which is malleus vs technology #i can't believe it's literally canon that malleus 1) does not attend meetings because he can't figure out how to open his email #and 2) therefore GUESSES when and where the meeting is and will just. sit in the fucking library for two hours wondering where everyone is. #mal. honey. you can be all '~fae and humans have such different senses of reality~' #but i think you might just be a doofus. #also canon: malleus powerwashes his phone and then is like 'i didn't do anything it just broke' #and don't forget my THIRD-favorite thing which is malleus trying very hard to be a good host and being extremely bad at it #this story really has it all huh #everyone's super mad and screaming at him and he's just like 'feel free to have some cake } :)' #yep. definitely a doofus.

[gilsart]

Ggggggermany...?

i got carried away.

#i think sometimes ludwig has to teach him how new technology works bc the only thing gilbert is good at is weapons #he does not know how a computer works #gilbert would also do some impulsive shit like pick at the keyboard until the keys pop out just because he feels like it #my art #artists on tumblr #hetalia #hetalia fanart #aph prussia #hws prussia #aph germany #hws germany #gilbert beilschmidt #ludwig beilschmidt

[torchstelechos]

Say what you will about the DC timeline but we all know the truth, Jason Todd uses AO3 and has an account despite not understanding these new fangle technological advancements (hes fucking with Tim he understands what cookies are, it pisses off Tim more than anything else Jason has done)

#jason todd #tim drake #batfam #look I just think that Jason would use the ''I was dead when this was made'' excuse to get out of being forced to join a GC #and then it kind of snowballed into him not understanding what an ''email'' is #despite the fact that Talia def showed him and taught him everything he needed to know including technology #now hes just fucking with Tim while updating his 500K ao3 masterpiece fanfic that Tim has no evidence is real #only Babs knows and Tim is desperately trying to find evidence its the only case that Tim is literally failing at #Dick keeps bugging Tim in showing Jason how to use the computer upstairs and Jason somehow breaks Tim's phone. Twice. #Damien also catches on and does it to Tim too but it backfired in Dick trying to teach him instead #now hes also stuck in doing it #Its a whole ass shitshow that Bruce doesnt even know is happening until Jason uses the batcave computer and Tim fucking tackles him #while screeching about evidence #Bruce calls up harley afterwards to ask if she would be willing to do sessions with RR #its a whole thing

[goldengirlgalaxy]

After Danny has managed to smooth things over with his rogues, helping them cope with their obsessions in ways that don't cause massive property damage for the living, he ends up getting some lessons from a few of them on different topics.

Technus ends up teaching Danny how to properly overshadow and upgrade electronics.

So when, for one reason or another, Danny ends up in the DC universe, he decides to have some fun when he learns about this world's thing with superheroes.

The next time Superman is dealing with a robbery, a car suddenly appears with a black and white color scheme, and starts to heckle the robbers before stopping their car with some kind of tow line.

Wonder Woman ends up encountering a talking fan that somehow manages to produce gusts of wind strong enough to take most people off their feet.

The Joker hijacks a news broadcast to announce his next plan, only for the camera system to come to life and record the mad clown getting the tied up by wires and beaten up by boom mikes.

The Flash gets some help from a living heater that can shoot flames.

Captain Marvel ends up befriending a talking vending machine that throws concussive soda cans at villains. And can also dispense normal drinks.

Someone ends up meeting a talking phone that just so happens to have a recording of the big bad's evil monologue.

Strange machines suddenly come to life all around the world, often helping various heroes. It's gotten to the point several Justice League Members are betting on who gets a mechanical partner next, and what form they're going to be in. The only thing about this mysterious hero that the Justice League knows is that he goes by the name Rotom.

(Whether or not the DC universe has Pokemon in order for them to get the reference is up to you)

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #danny phantom #justice league #It really is like the Pokemon Rotom #Though Danny can possess any kind of technology he likes #Someone bet on Danny possessing the Watchtower #It eventually happens when some really big threat pops up in space #Everyone who was inside was so confused #No one knows that Danny is a teenaged half-dead kid #until the reveal the closest they get us thinking he's some kind of computer program or sentient virus #I imagine the vending machine was something belonging to LexCorp which is why Captain Marvel wasn't concerned with stealing #Why their was a LexCorp sponsored vending machine in Captain Marvel's area is up to you #If Pokemon does exist everyone is questioning if Danny actually is a Rotom #And Damian is trying to track Danny down so he can go to the Pokemon world #Stabby child wants mythical pets thank you

[time-slink]

…hear me out. yiga etho

#my art #ethoslab #for anyone not familiar with the game: this does NOT mean he is badass. quite the opposite <3 #he probably isn’t even evil he just got recruited to mess w the new technology and never bothered to leave

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Meaningful Highlights from Kakashi Retsuden:

Minato catching Kakashi before he falls, the same way Kakashi always does for his students. And Kakashi, even at eight or nine years old, straight out of his father's funeral and before being his student, immediately relaxing when he runs into Minato: His feet tangled beneath him and he pitched forward. Into someone’s back. “You were really strong back there,” a voice told him, and he suddenly saw bright golden hair. He felt his breathing become a little easier. The Yellow Flash of Konoha. Namikaze Minato.

Kakashi describing his current feelings about his father: Now he felt proud from the bottom of his heart to have been born the child of the White Fang of Konoha.

Kakashi wanting to help the people of Redaku in a way that they can sustain themselves, even as he actually is providing a great deal of support through the process: The people of this country had to learn how to stand up and walk under their own strength. Give a starving person bread or teach them how to grow wheat. As Hokage, Kakashi had always chosen the latter.

Kakashi reflecting on his time as Sixth Hokage he eschewed tradition to build something that developed beyond shinobi: A never-ending peace. That was what Kakashi had sought as the Sixth Hokage. An orderly society that would go on and on even when he was not the Hokage, even when the day came when the role of Hokage disappeared. To create a framework so that they would never again fall into the quagmire of war.

The way Kakashi shows that he still views all of the former students taught by him and his friends in a parental and protective way: They had long since reached adulthood, and some were now parents while others were active on the front lines as shinobi. Even so, no matter how many years passed, to Kakashi, they were his precious students and the next generation who needed to be protected. Seeing them having so much fun was enough to ease his heart.

#kakashi retsuden #kakashi hatake #minato namikaze #sakumo hatake #light novels #light novel highlights #kakashi retsuden spoilers #i LOVE that kakashi's parental feelings go beyond team 7. like sai is there but he also feels this way about ino kiba tenten lee and karui #like they're ALL his kids to him #they also explicitly state it's BECAUSE of kakashi that the land of fire had technological + economic development. like it's his influence #for point 4: kakashi also notes that people disliked that he was disrupting the status quo/traditions #but he does it anyway!!! bc that's who he is!! #[sasuke voice] revolution <3 #ayesha talks anime #naruto series

[goldensunset]

Re: Volo with social media

You are SO right he would make a Reddit account and use it to do research and post insane things

volo’s main account: ginkgoguildofficial (most active moderator despite being the worst at running the page)

volo’s private account: cute togepi pictures and videos (his camera skills are abysmal but who cares)

volo’s top secret dark web account: life really hits you hard once you hit your 130s. hey has anyone seen any colorful plates lately? need to overthrow a god or two. asking for a friend. aita for trying to rob and/or murder a teenager (title sounds bad but hear me out)

#asks #vivi-mire #he’s technologically illiterate for a good several months but once he picks it up. once he does… #pokémon #legends arceus #volo

[pikkish]

I thought it was hilarious, at first, that everyone’s decided Doomguy is still the protagonist of MyHouse.wad. After all, it doesn’t really have much more to do with Doom than gmod has to do with Half-Life 2. But then I remembered, isn’t that a plot point of Doom II? Visiting the burnt out ruins of your hometown on your way to the portal to Hell? Why couldn’t Doomguy take a few minutes to have a nightmare of an emotional journey in a childhood friend’s home to come to terms with everyone and everything he ever loved being destroyed?

#doom #myhouse.wad #lines i did #just to be clear i still do think its very funny that its been unanimously decided that dg is the protagonist of myhouse.wad #man has been fighting demons for thirty years and what does he get for his thirtieth birthday? more demons #except this time theyre mental and emotional demons #myhouse.wad does deserve all the popularity its getting tho #like.. yeah its amazing in its atmosphere n stuff #but its also nuts on a purely technological level #stepped inside the house the first time and just had to stop for a sec bc is that a hecking. BASEMENT?? a SECOND FLOOR in CLASSIC DOOM???? #that shouldnt even be POSSIBLE. #(i mean. it obviously IS possible w clever use of various teleport effects. but still. it was a bit of a :O !!!!!!! moment) #setting a ridiculously high bar right off the bat and then following through for the rest of the game in meeting it #anyway. it was really good. #i guess in this case the good end would be more of a metaphorical/mental state? #being at peace internally as u go to voluntarily enter the depths of hell... #or something like that; anyway. idk man i am still just going :eyes: at the whole thing

[shima-draws]

Imagine gear 5 Luffy facing Sanji's brothers. They aren't going to last a second.

Oh my god wait YEAH I have made a post about smth similar to this concept before, here

#Listen I know canon Luffy does not care about people’s pasts and won’t pry into them #But if by chance. He just so happened to overhear how AWFULLY Sanji’s brothers treated him as a child #He would go APESHIT. Absolutely OFF THE WALLS crazy furious #Unhinged Gear 5 Luffy would thoroughly enjoy testing the limits of Germa’s technology #By breaking the Vinsmoke brothers in any possible way he can #Gear 5 Luffy: Bulletproof skin? Unbreakable bones? We’ll see about that :)))))) #He thrives off the screams. It’s like music to his ears #Meanwhile Sanji is either A. Blissfully unaware or B. Is standing there watching in muted horror #Sanlu #Lusan #Gear 5 Luffy #One Piece #Luffy #Sanji #Shima answers questions

[bakergostudy]

"All My Friends Are Finding New Beliefs" by Christian Wiman // A tribute to the 2023 USWNT World Cup squad

Insp. by @greta--gill

#uswnt #mine #if there's mistakes no there isn't this is my first time making one of these and technology wants me dead #i highly recommend y’all listen to Pádraig Ó Tuama’s reading of the poem that he does for his podcast Poetry Unbound #I tried to include everyone on the squad in one picture or another and now I have to tag them all #Alyssa Naeher #Ashley Sanchez #Sofia Huerta #Naomi Girma #Kelley O'Hara #Lynn Williams #Alyssa Thompson #Julie Ertz #Savannah Demerol #Lindsey Horan #Sophia Smith #Alana Cook #Alex Morgan #Emily Sonnett #Megan Rapinoe #Rose Lavelle #Andi Sullivan #Casey Murphy #Crystal Dunn #Trinity Rodman #Aubrey Kingsbury #Kristie Mewis #Emily Fox #oh sidenote in the original poem the word is 'Jew' not 'Christian' but that felt weird to put over Alex. #I'm trying to be considerate but I am definitely not an expert so don't take it too seriously

[flumpermergen]

Babe wake up! New torturing Sigma chapter just dropped!!

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd spoilers #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #bsd sigma #flump! #this is the second time I’ve tried to post this technology HATES me today lol #if this posts twice uhhhh pretend it didn’t #but anyway how are we feeling 😀😀😀 #personally? I’m a fyodor stan so I’m living #unlike him #unless…? #let’s be real does anyone think he’s actually dead? #I love spending my Sunday free time cropping out sigmas crazy ass hair instead of doing work

[rainhaunted]

i am asking politely for a marsh pov in era 3. also praying. and begging.

#i want to see his perspective on things SO BADLY #what does he think of elendel? and the rest of the basin? and the southerners? what about the progression of technology? #how about the ghostbloods? does he interact with them much? what does he think of worldhoppers? what's his relationship with harmony like? #i also just wanna see how my boy's doing yknow #please mr sanderson i am on my hands and knees #cosmere #mistborn #marsh